diff --git a/game/level5.fnl b/game/level5.fnl
index 920f4f7..ef769ae 100644
--- a/game/level5.fnl
+++ b/game/level5.fnl
@@ -19,12 +19,17 @@
 
 (vm:var :is-garbagerexx vm.false)
 (vm:var :garbagerexx-yx 0x0710)
-; shit, rexx doesn't live in an object - I can't tag by word :/
+(vm:var :garbagerexx-introduced vm.false)
 (vm:word :garbagerexx ; ev --
   :is-rexx? :swap :rexx :is-rexx? := :not (vm:when
     :is-rexx? (vm:if [
       :garbagerexx-yx :get :get-responder :get := (vm:when
-        vm.true :is-garbagerexx :set)
+        vm.true :is-garbagerexx :set
+        :garbagerexx-introduced :get :not (vm:when
+          (say :rexx "BO@*SS5S...,?  ")
+          (say :rexx "I DON'T F3EL SO" "GOO00)OD...>?&**;")
+          vm.true :garbagerexx-introduced :set
+        ))
     ] [
       :is-garbagerexx :get (vm:when
         :get-responder :get :garbagerexx-yx :set
@@ -40,11 +45,19 @@
 (vm:word :move-garbagerexx ; yx -- f
   (vm:if-and [[:is-rexx?] [:is-garbagerexx :get]]
     [:dup 0xff :& 0x0d := (vm:if [
-      (say :rexx "PARITY ERROR!") :drop vm.true :ret
+      (say :rexx "PARITY#ERPOR!*(!@$[") :drop vm.true :ret
      ] [
       (vm:if-and [[:dup :not-picking-up?] [:dup :can-drop-rubble?]]
         [:rexx-yx :get (itile :broken-table) :update-itile])
      ])])
   :move-noop)
 
+(vm:var :healthyrexx-introduced vm.false)
+(vm:word :healthyrexx ; ev --
+  (vm:if-and [[:is-neut?] [:dup ev.touch :=] [:healthyrexx-introduced :get :not]]
+    [(say :neut "REXX UNIT" "PERFORM FULL DIAGNOSTIC SCAN")
+     (say :rexx "I'M IN TIP-TOP SHAPE, BOSS!")
+     (say :neut "ACTIVATING RELIEF SUBROUTINE")
+     vm.true :healthyrexx-introduced :set]) :rexx)
+
 level
diff --git a/game/map5.json b/game/map5.json
index 5f66857..e8be582 100644
--- a/game/map5.json
+++ b/game/map5.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
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