diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 8892855..7f1ef89 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -31,361 +31,351 @@ Scrolling through `diff-subtitles-uk-us.txt`, some themes emerge: ### Less British -[2771] (diff score: 15) -UK: Fruit Croppers -US: Fruit Hedgers +##### [2771] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Fruit Croppers +**US:** Fruit Hedgers -[710] (diff score: 13) -UK: Tarpaulin -US: Tent +##### [710] (diff score: 13) +**UK:** Tarpaulin +**US:** Tent -[3357] (diff score: 14) -UK: I don't fancy getting in there! -US: I don't think I'll be getting in there! +##### [3357] (diff score: 14) +**UK:** I don't fancy getting in there! +**US:** I don't think I'll be getting in there! -[2905] (diff score: 15) -UK: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right? -US: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right? +##### [2905] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right? +**US:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right? -[2627] (diff score: 12) -UK: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty! -US: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 17 inches tall at the age of thirty! +##### [2627] (diff score: 12) +**UK:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty! +**US:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 17 inches tall at the age of thirty! -[233] (diff score: 28) -UK: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice! -US: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent! +##### [233] (diff score: 28) +**UK:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice! +**US:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent! -[3297] (diff score: 12) -UK: I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment! -US: I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment! +##### [3297] (diff score: 12) +**UK:** I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment! +**US:** I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment! -[1404] (diff score: 7) -UK: Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"? -US: Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here." +##### [1404] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"? +**US:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here." -[4968] (diff score: 7) -UK: Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad. -US: Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude. +##### [4968] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad. +**US:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude. -[4969] (diff score: 7) -UK: Two more now. Brave Lad! -US: Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude! +##### [4969] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Two more now. Brave Lad! +**US:** Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude! + +##### [2813] (diff score: 108) +**UK:** Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords. +**US:** This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer. -[2813] (diff score: 108) -UK: Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords. -US: This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer. ### More Attitude -``` -[1762] (diff score: 31) -UK: I'd rather have a kick in the teeth! -US: Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked! +##### [1762] (diff score: 31) +**UK:** I'd rather have a kick in the teeth! +**US:** Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked! -[3361] (diff score: 14) -UK: Can't we go and do something more exciting? -US: Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what? +##### [3361] (diff score: 14) +**UK:** Can't we go and do something more exciting? +**US:** Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what? -[1790] (diff score: 15) -UK: The shop's open now. -US: The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool! +##### [1790] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** The shop's open now. +**US:** The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool! -[5533] (diff score: 15) -UK: This stuff is totally smashed. -US: This stuff is smashed to the Max. +##### [5533] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** This stuff is totally smashed. +**US:** This stuff is smashed to the Max. -[3996] (diff score: 13) -UK: Are you determined to give me a hernia? -US: Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia? +##### [3996] (diff score: 13) +**UK:** Are you determined to give me a hernia? +**US:** Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia? -[1333] (diff score: 12) -UK: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! -US: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage! +##### [1333] (diff score: 12) +**UK:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! +**US:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage! -[2502] (diff score: 12) -UK: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. -US: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus. +##### [2502] (diff score: 12) +**UK:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. +**US:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus. -[1341] (diff score: 100) -UK: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! -US: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!! - -[202] (diff score: 130) -UK: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'! -US: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions. +##### [1341] (diff score: 100) +**UK:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! +**US:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!! -[5366] (diff score: 70) -UK: It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up? -US: Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain! - -[3638] (diff score: 10) -UK: It seems to be a picture of a human skull. -US: Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull. -``` +##### [202] (diff score: 130) +**UK:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'! +**US:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions. -### Confused About Which Direction To Turn The British/American Dial - -``` -[2392] (diff score: 29) -UK: Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are? -US: Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is? - -[206] (diff score: 15) -UK: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera. -US: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centered off-camera. +##### [5366] (diff score: 70) +**UK:** It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up? +**US:** Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain! -[1524] (diff score: 68) -UK: Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?! -US: Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it? +##### [3638] (diff score: 10) +**UK:** It seems to be a picture of a human skull. +**US:** Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull. -[5391] (diff score: 13) -UK: Totally Trashed Guitar -US: Pretty Trashed Guitar -[5598] (diff score: 7) -UK: Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble. -US: Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble. -``` +### Confused About Which Direction To Turn The British/American Dial -### Not Incorrect Enough - -``` -[2653] (diff score: 12) -UK: Is it a mean streak a mile wide? -US: Is it a mean strike a mile wide? +##### [2392] (diff score: 29) +**UK:** Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are? +**US:** Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is? -[6460] (diff score: 6) -UK: This is where that bed is getting its juice from. -US: This is where that bed is getting it's juice from. +##### [206] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera. +**US:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centered off-camera. -[1379] (diff score: 7) -UK: Mother told me not to play with electricity! -US: A mother always told me not to play with electricity! +##### [1524] (diff score: 68) +**UK:** Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?! +**US:** Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it? -[4039] (diff score: 1) -UK: There's still one cog missing. -US: There' still one cog missing. +##### [5391] (diff score: 13) +**UK:** Totally Trashed Guitar +**US:** Pretty Trashed Guitar -[1558] -UK: They're too tough to break into. -US: There too tough to break into. -``` +##### [5598] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble. +**US:** Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble. -### Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit -``` -[1319] (diff score: 31) -UK: Uh-huh. Leave The King alone. -US: Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll! +### Not Incorrect Enough -[5374] (diff score: 32) -UK: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. -US: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?! +##### [2653] (diff score: 12) +**UK:** Is it a mean streak a mile wide? +**US:** Is it a mean strike a mile wide? -[6175] (diff score: 32) -UK: I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer. -US: Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This! +##### [6460] (diff score: 6) +**UK:** This is where that bed is getting its juice from. +**US:** This is where that bed is getting it's juice from. -[1268] (diff score: 31) -UK: It extracts smells from my bathroom. -US: It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough! +##### [1379] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Mother told me not to play with electricity! +**US:** A mother always told me not to play with electricity! -[5923] (diff score: 15) -UK: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? -US: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner? +##### [4039] (diff score: 1) +**UK:** There's still one cog missing. +**US:** There' still one cog missing. -[6329] (diff score: 15) -UK: How do I get onto the stage? -US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question. +##### [1558] +**UK:** They're too tough to break into. +**US:** There too tough to break into. -[2407] (diff score: 14) -UK: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! -US: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty! -[6178] (diff score: 13) -UK: An empty test tube! -US: An empty test tube! A Womb with a View! +### Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit -[3014] (diff score: 29) -UK: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. -US: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff! -``` +##### [1319] (diff score: 31) +**UK:** Uh-huh. Leave The King alone. +**US:** Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll! -### Other People's Jokes Are Also The Soul Of Wit +##### [5374] (diff score: 32) +**UK:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. +**US:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?! -``` -[4271] (diff score: 15) -UK: Excuse me? -US: Ex-squeeze me? -``` +##### [6175] (diff score: 32) +**UK:** I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer. +**US:** Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This! -### Removing Jokes Is The Soul Of Wit +##### [1268] (diff score: 31) +**UK:** It extracts smells from my bathroom. +**US:** It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough! -``` -[6172] (diff score: 47) -UK: Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude. -US: Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo. +##### [5923] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? +**US:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner? -[2400] -UK: I'm too shy to date skeletons! -US: Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?! -``` +##### [6329] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** How do I get onto the stage? +**US:** How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question. -### Just Needs More Words +##### [2407] (diff score: 14) +**UK:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! +**US:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty! -``` -[4485] (diff score: 15) -UK: Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted! -US: Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!! +##### [6178] (diff score: 13) +**UK:** An empty test tube! +**US:** An empty test tube! A Womb with a View! -[3777] (diff score: 15) -UK: That capsule thing has disappeared. -US: Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared. +##### [3014] (diff score: 29) +**UK:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. +**US:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff! -[2992] (diff score: 31) -UK: A huge bin of toy gliders. -US: Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders. -[4387] -UK: Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I have my suspicions already. -US: Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already. +### Other People's Jokes Are Also The Soul Of Wit -[1514] (diff score: 15) -UK: Oh yes, I eat lard every day! -US: Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day. +##### [4271] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Excuse me? +**US:** Ex-squeeze me? -[4165] (diff score: 15) -UK: Glass is dangerous, kids! -US: Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids! -[2552] (diff score: 45) -UK: That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him! -US: That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish! +### Removing Jokes Is Also The Soul Of Wit -[1109] (diff score: 7) -UK: A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! -US: A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha. +##### [6172] (diff score: 47) +**UK:** Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude. +**US:** Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo. -[2615] (diff score: 7) -UK: Indeed! -US: Indeed they are, indeed. -``` +##### [2400] +**UK:** I'm too shy to date skeletons! +**US:** Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?! -### What If The Line Was Totally Different Instead -``` -[1329] (diff score: 102) -UK: Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking? -US: I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK! +### Just Needs More Words -[107] (diff score: 200) -UK: I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes... -US: Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out. +##### [4485] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted! +**US:** Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!! -[1366] (diff score: 99) -UK: This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice! -US: What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is! +##### [3777] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** That capsule thing has disappeared. +**US:** Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared. -[4422] (diff score: 95) -UK: Could I just... -US: What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured! +##### [2992] (diff score: 31) +**UK:** A huge bin of toy gliders. +**US:** Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders. -[4393] (diff score: 69) -UK: It's too heavy to move! -US: Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body. +##### [4387] +**UK:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I have my suspicions already. +**US:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already. -[5750] (diff score: 59) -UK: I'm on it, Saul. -US: Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it. +##### [1514] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Oh yes, I eat lard every day! +**US:** Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day. -[1318] (diff score: 62) -UK: Hey, respect the dead! -US: Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings! -``` - -### Kent-o-rama +##### [4165] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Glass is dangerous, kids! +**US:** Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids! -``` -[3606] (diff score: 24) -UK: Don't look down! -US: Vertigo-o-rama! +##### [2552] (diff score: 45) +**UK:** That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him! +**US:** That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish! -[5953] (diff score: 13) -UK: Yawn - reminds me of school. -US: Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school. - -[2987] (diff score: 95) -UK: A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times! -US: A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama! -``` +##### [1109] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! +**US:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha. -### Bitchen' +##### [2615] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Indeed! +**US:** Indeed they are, indeed. -``` -[4118] (diff score: 11) -UK: It's a sliding door. Neat. -US: It's a sliding door. Bitchen. -[3211] (diff score: 7) -UK: Part of the P.A. system. -US: Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen' +### What If The Line Was Totally Different Instead -[5458] (diff score: 12) -UK: It's a nice fire axe. -US: It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'! - -[2523] (diff score: 11) -UK: These toys are cool. -US: These toys are bitchen'. +##### [1329] (diff score: 102) +**UK:** Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking? +**US:** I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK! -[4601] (diff score: 73) -UK: These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here. -US: Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too. +##### [107] (diff score: 200) +**UK:** I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes... +**US:** Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out. -[6477] (diff score: 66) -UK: It's a door! -US: This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen! +##### [1366] (diff score: 99) +**UK:** This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice! +**US:** What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is! -[3285] (diff score: 30) -UK: These are cool. I could have my own disco. -US: Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco. +##### [4422] (diff score: 95) +**UK:** Could I just... +**US:** What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured! -[3534] (diff score: 26) -UK: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man. -US: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen. +##### [4393] (diff score: 69) +**UK:** It's too heavy to move! +**US:** Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body. -[4010] (diff score: 20) -UK: I can hear the music from here. It's really loud! -US: Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen! +##### [5750] (diff score: 59) +**UK:** I'm on it, Saul. +**US:** Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it. -[4845] (diff score: 19) -UK: A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball. -US: A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball. +##### [1318] (diff score: 62) +**UK:** Hey, respect the dead! +**US:** Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings! -[5477] (diff score: 15) -UK: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign. -US: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the sign. Bitchen'. -[5878] (diff score: 59) -UK: Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium. -US: Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium. +### Kent-o-rama -[2404] (diff score: 51) -UK: You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun. -US: You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years! - -[5701] (diff score: 46) -UK: You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans! -US: Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans! -``` - -### Is This Even Dialogue? +##### [3606] (diff score: 24) +**UK:** Don't look down! +**US:** Vertigo-o-rama! + +##### [5953] (diff score: 13) +**UK:** Yawn - reminds me of school. +**US:** Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school. + +##### [2987] (diff score: 95) +**UK:** A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times! +**US:** A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama! + + +### Bitchen' + +##### [4118] (diff score: 11) +**UK:** It's a sliding door. Neat. +**US:** It's a sliding door. Bitchen. + +##### [3211] (diff score: 7) +**UK:** Part of the P.A. system. +**US:** Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen' + +##### [5458] (diff score: 12) +**UK:** It's a nice fire axe. +**US:** It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'! + +##### [2523] (diff score: 11) +**UK:** These toys are cool. +**US:** These toys are bitchen'. + +##### [4601] (diff score: 73) +**UK:** These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here. +**US:** Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too. + +##### [6477] (diff score: 66) +**UK:** It's a door! +**US:** This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen! + +##### [3285] (diff score: 30) +**UK:** These are cool. I could have my own disco. +**US:** Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco. + +##### [3534] (diff score: 26) +**UK:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man. +**US:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen. + +##### [4010] (diff score: 20) +**UK:** I can hear the music from here. It's really loud! +**US:** Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen! + +##### [4845] (diff score: 19) +**UK:** A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball. +**US:** A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball. + +##### [5477] (diff score: 15) +**UK:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign. +**US:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the sign. Bitchen'. + +##### [5878] (diff score: 59) +**UK:** Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium. +**US:** Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium. + +##### [2404] (diff score: 51) +**UK:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun. +**US:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years! + +##### [5701] (diff score: 46) +**UK:** You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans! +**US:** Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans! + + +### Is This Even Dialogue? + +##### [1692] (diff score: 6) +**UK:** Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech. +**US:** Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech. -``` -[1692] (diff score: 6) -UK: Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech. -US: Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech. -``` # License