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### Less British
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### Less British
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##### [2771] (diff score: 15)
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_[2771] (diff score: 15)_
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**UK:** Fruit Croppers
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**UK:** Fruit Croppers
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**US:** Fruit Hedgers
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**US:** Fruit Hedgers
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##### [710] (diff score: 13)
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_[710] (diff score: 13)_
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**UK:** Tarpaulin
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**UK:** Tarpaulin
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**US:** Tent
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**US:** Tent
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##### [3357] (diff score: 14)
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_[3357] (diff score: 14)_
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**UK:** I don't fancy getting in there!
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**UK:** I don't fancy getting in there!
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**US:** I don't think I'll be getting in there!
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**US:** I don't think I'll be getting in there!
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##### [2905] (diff score: 15)
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_[2905] (diff score: 15)_
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**UK:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
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**UK:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
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**US:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
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**US:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
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##### [2627] (diff score: 12)
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_[2627] (diff score: 12)_
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**UK:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty!
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**UK:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty!
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**US:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 17 inches tall at the age of thirty!
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**US:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 17 inches tall at the age of thirty!
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##### [233] (diff score: 28)
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_[233] (diff score: 28)_
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**UK:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice!
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**UK:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice!
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**US:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent!
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**US:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent!
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##### [3297] (diff score: 12)
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_[3297] (diff score: 12)_
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**UK:** I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment!
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**UK:** I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment!
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**US:** I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment!
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**US:** I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment!
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##### [1404] (diff score: 7)
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_[1404] (diff score: 7)_
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**UK:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"?
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**UK:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"?
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**US:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here."
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**US:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here."
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##### [4968] (diff score: 7)
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_[4968] (diff score: 7)_
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**UK:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad.
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**UK:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad.
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**US:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude.
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**US:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude.
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##### [4969] (diff score: 7)
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_[4969] (diff score: 7)_
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**UK:** Two more now. Brave Lad!
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**UK:** Two more now. Brave Lad!
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**US:** Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude!
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**US:** Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude!
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##### [2813] (diff score: 108)
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_[2813] (diff score: 108)_
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**UK:** Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.
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**UK:** Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.
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**US:** This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
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**US:** This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
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### More Attitude
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### More Attitude
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##### [1762] (diff score: 31)
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_[1762] (diff score: 31)_
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**UK:** I'd rather have a kick in the teeth!
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**UK:** I'd rather have a kick in the teeth!
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**US:** Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
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**US:** Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
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##### [3361] (diff score: 14)
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_[3361] (diff score: 14)_
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**UK:** Can't we go and do something more exciting?
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**UK:** Can't we go and do something more exciting?
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**US:** Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what?
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**US:** Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what?
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##### [1790] (diff score: 15)
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**UK:** The shop's open now.
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**UK:** The shop's open now.
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**US:** The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool!
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**US:** The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool!
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##### [5533] (diff score: 15)
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_[5533] (diff score: 15)_
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**UK:** This stuff is totally smashed.
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**UK:** This stuff is totally smashed.
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**US:** This stuff is smashed to the Max.
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**US:** This stuff is smashed to the Max.
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##### [3996] (diff score: 13)
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_[3996] (diff score: 13)_
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**UK:** Are you determined to give me a hernia?
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**UK:** Are you determined to give me a hernia?
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**US:** Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia?
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**US:** Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia?
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##### [1333] (diff score: 12)
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_[1333] (diff score: 12)_
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**UK:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here!
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**UK:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here!
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**US:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage!
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**US:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage!
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##### [2502] (diff score: 12)
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_[2502] (diff score: 12)_
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**UK:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too.
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**UK:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too.
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**US:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus.
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**US:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus.
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##### [1341] (diff score: 100)
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_[1341] (diff score: 100)_
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**UK:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet!
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**UK:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet!
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**US:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!!
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**US:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!!
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##### [202] (diff score: 130)
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**UK:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!
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**UK:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!
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**US:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
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**US:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
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##### [5366] (diff score: 70)
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**UK:** It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up?
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**UK:** It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up?
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**US:** Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain!
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**US:** Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain!
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##### [3638] (diff score: 10)
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**UK:** It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
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**UK:** It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
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**US:** Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
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**US:** Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
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### Confused About Which Direction To Turn The British/American Dial
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### Confused About Which Direction To Turn The British/American Dial
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##### [2392] (diff score: 29)
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**UK:** Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are?
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**UK:** Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are?
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**US:** Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is?
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**US:** Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is?
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##### [206] (diff score: 15)
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**UK:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera.
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**UK:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera.
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**US:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centered off-camera.
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**US:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centered off-camera.
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##### [1524] (diff score: 68)
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**UK:** Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?!
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**UK:** Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?!
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**US:** Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it?
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**US:** Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it?
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##### [5391] (diff score: 13)
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**UK:** Totally Trashed Guitar
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**UK:** Totally Trashed Guitar
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**US:** Pretty Trashed Guitar
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**US:** Pretty Trashed Guitar
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##### [5598] (diff score: 7)
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**UK:** Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
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**UK:** Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
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**US:** Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
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**US:** Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
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### Not Incorrect Enough
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### Not Incorrect Enough
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**UK:** Is it a mean streak a mile wide?
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**UK:** This is where that bed is getting its juice from.
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**UK:** This is where that bed is getting its juice from.
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**US:** This is where that bed is getting it's juice from.
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**US:** This is where that bed is getting it's juice from.
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**UK:** Mother told me not to play with electricity!
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**UK:** There's still one cog missing.
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**US:** There' still one cog missing.
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**UK:** They're too tough to break into.
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**US:** There too tough to break into.
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**US:** There too tough to break into.
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### Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit
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### Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit
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##### [1319] (diff score: 31)
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**UK:** Uh-huh. Leave The King alone.
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**US:** Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
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**US:** Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
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**UK:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall.
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**US:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?!
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**US:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?!
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##### [6175] (diff score: 32)
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**UK:** I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer.
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**US:** Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This!
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**US:** Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This!
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##### [1268] (diff score: 31)
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**UK:** It extracts smells from my bathroom.
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**US:** It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough!
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**US:** It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough!
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##### [5923] (diff score: 15)
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**UK:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around?
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**UK:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around?
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**US:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner?
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**US:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner?
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##### [6329] (diff score: 15)
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**UK:** How do I get onto the stage?
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**US:** How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
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**US:** How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
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**UK:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray!
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**UK:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray!
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**US:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
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**US:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
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##### [6178] (diff score: 13)
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**UK:** An empty test tube!
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**US:** An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
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**US:** An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
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**UK:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark.
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**US:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff!
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**US:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff!
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**UK:** Excuse me?
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**US:** Ex-squeeze me?
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**US:** Ex-squeeze me?
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### Removing Jokes Is Also The Soul Of Wit
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### Removing Jokes Is Also The Soul Of Wit
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**UK:** Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude.
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**US:** Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
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**US:** Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
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**UK:** I'm too shy to date skeletons!
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**US:** Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?!
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**US:** Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?!
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### Just Needs More Words
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### Just Needs More Words
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**UK:** Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted!
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**US:** Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!!
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**UK:** That capsule thing has disappeared.
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**US:** Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared.
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**UK:** A huge bin of toy gliders.
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**US:** Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
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**US:** Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
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**UK:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I have my suspicions already.
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**US:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already.
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**US:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already.
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**UK:** Oh yes, I eat lard every day!
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**US:** Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day.
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**US:** Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day.
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##### [4165] (diff score: 15)
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**UK:** Glass is dangerous, kids!
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**UK:** Glass is dangerous, kids!
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**US:** Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids!
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**UK:** That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him!
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**UK:** That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him!
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**US:** That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
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**US:** That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
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**UK:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem!
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**UK:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem!
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**US:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha.
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**US:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha.
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**US:** Indeed they are, indeed.
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##### [1329] (diff score: 102)
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**UK:** Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?
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**UK:** Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?
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**US:** I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
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**US:** I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
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**UK:** I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes...
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**UK:** I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes...
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**US:** Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
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**US:** Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
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##### [1366] (diff score: 99)
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**UK:** This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice!
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**UK:** This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice!
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**US:** What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is!
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**US:** What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is!
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##### [4422] (diff score: 95)
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**UK:** Could I just...
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**UK:** Could I just...
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**US:** What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured!
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**US:** What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured!
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##### [4393] (diff score: 69)
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**UK:** It's too heavy to move!
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**UK:** It's too heavy to move!
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**US:** Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body.
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**US:** Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body.
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##### [5750] (diff score: 59)
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**UK:** I'm on it, Saul.
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**UK:** I'm on it, Saul.
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**US:** Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it.
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**US:** Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it.
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##### [1318] (diff score: 62)
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**UK:** Hey, respect the dead!
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**UK:** Hey, respect the dead!
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**US:** Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings!
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**US:** Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings!
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##### [3606] (diff score: 24)
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**UK:** Don't look down!
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**UK:** Don't look down!
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**US:** Vertigo-o-rama!
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**US:** Vertigo-o-rama!
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##### [5953] (diff score: 13)
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**UK:** Yawn - reminds me of school.
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**UK:** Yawn - reminds me of school.
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**US:** Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school.
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**US:** Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school.
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##### [2987] (diff score: 95)
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_[2987] (diff score: 95)_
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**UK:** A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!
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**UK:** A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!
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**US:** A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
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**US:** A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
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### Bitchen'
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##### [4118] (diff score: 11)
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**UK:** It's a sliding door. Neat.
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**UK:** It's a sliding door. Neat.
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**US:** It's a sliding door. Bitchen.
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**US:** It's a sliding door. Bitchen.
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##### [3211] (diff score: 7)
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_[3211] (diff score: 7)_
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**UK:** Part of the P.A. system.
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**UK:** Part of the P.A. system.
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**US:** Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen'
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**US:** Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen'
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##### [5458] (diff score: 12)
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_[5458] (diff score: 12)_
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**UK:** It's a nice fire axe.
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**UK:** It's a nice fire axe.
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**US:** It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'!
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**US:** It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'!
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##### [2523] (diff score: 11)
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_[2523] (diff score: 11)_
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**UK:** These toys are cool.
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**UK:** These toys are cool.
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**US:** These toys are bitchen'.
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**US:** These toys are bitchen'.
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##### [4601] (diff score: 73)
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_[4601] (diff score: 73)_
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**UK:** These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here.
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**UK:** These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here.
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**US:** Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too.
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**US:** Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too.
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##### [6477] (diff score: 66)
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_[6477] (diff score: 66)_
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**UK:** It's a door!
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**UK:** It's a door!
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**US:** This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen!
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**US:** This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen!
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##### [3285] (diff score: 30)
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_[3285] (diff score: 30)_
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**UK:** These are cool. I could have my own disco.
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**UK:** These are cool. I could have my own disco.
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**US:** Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco.
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**US:** Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco.
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##### [3534] (diff score: 26)
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_[3534] (diff score: 26)_
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**UK:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man.
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**UK:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man.
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**US:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen.
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**US:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen.
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##### [4010] (diff score: 20)
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_[4010] (diff score: 20)_
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**UK:** I can hear the music from here. It's really loud!
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**UK:** I can hear the music from here. It's really loud!
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**US:** Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen!
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**US:** Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen!
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##### [4845] (diff score: 19)
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_[4845] (diff score: 19)_
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**UK:** A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball.
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**UK:** A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball.
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**US:** A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball.
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**US:** A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball.
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##### [5477] (diff score: 15)
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_[5477] (diff score: 15)_
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**UK:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign.
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**UK:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign.
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**US:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the sign. Bitchen'.
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**US:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the sign. Bitchen'.
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##### [5878] (diff score: 59)
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_[5878] (diff score: 59)_
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**UK:** Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
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**UK:** Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
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**US:** Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
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**US:** Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
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##### [2404] (diff score: 51)
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_[2404] (diff score: 51)_
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**UK:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun.
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**UK:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun.
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**US:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years!
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**US:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years!
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##### [5701] (diff score: 46)
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_[5701] (diff score: 46)_
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**UK:** You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
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**UK:** You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
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**US:** Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
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**US:** Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
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### Is This Even Dialogue?
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### Is This Even Dialogue?
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##### [1692] (diff score: 6)
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_[1692] (diff score: 6)_
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**UK:** Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
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**UK:** Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
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**US:** Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
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**US:** Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
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