normality/diff-subtitles-uk-us.txt

[1099] (diff score: 213)
UK: Frustrated? Want to meet some like-minded individuals? Want to do something about the state of the city? Get a job and snoop around Plush-Rest. You'll find a group in one of the dumpsters around the back.
US: Want to meet some people who share the same interests? Then don't just sit  being bored at home, get down to the third dumpster in the dingy alley behind  the Plush-Rest Furniture Factory.
[107] (diff score: 200)
UK: I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes...
US: Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
[5097] (diff score: 182)
UK: This green button must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. Guess I press the green eye? Here goes...
US: Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
[5742] (diff score: 165)
UK: I have a ball bearing stuck in my ear. Been there since I was able to walk under chairs without banging my head.
US: Oh, well, I've always gotten a great thrill out of shoving things up my nose.   Fortunately I shoved in one nail too many.
[2133] (diff score: 164)
UK: If I had a brick for every time I heard that, I'd be able to build a wall so high I wouldn't have to talk to your sort. Leave while you still can.
US: You have an important what? There can not be anything in your pathetic little life that carries importance. I suggest you leave while your arms and legs are still attached to your body.
[2141] (diff score: 161)
UK: I don't really think so, boy. Guys upstairs employ me for my imposing presence. And the only presents you'll be getting are attached to the end of my legs! You little RAT!
US: I do not really think so, son. You see, the people upstairs employ me not only for my sunny disposition, but also for my impeccable judgment of character. Any you simply do not qualify for admission, you little RAT!
[2222] (diff score: 151)
UK: I think perhaps you are trying to unsettle me from my precarious perch on the highest twigs of sanity. Your T-Shirt bears no message at all. Good day.
US: Mr. Zontal, the sanitarium closed down years ago so I'm afraid you are barking up the wrong receptionist. Your T-shirt bears no message at all.
[2144] (diff score: 136)
UK: OK, in you go. OOPS, there I go telling enormous lies again. Didn't you smell a RAT? Now get lost while you still can.
US: I gotta tell you you're not exactly making my skin crawl. You're startin' to even smell like a RAT. Now get lost before I give you a manual facelift.
[202] (diff score: 130)
UK: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!
US: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
[1413] (diff score: 122)
UK: BLECHH! This stuff is totally disgusting! I think the only person this could refresh would have to have spent the last 20 years of his life dedicated to eating nothing but dry crackers!
US: UGH! This stuff is totally grodie! I wouldn't drink this stuff even if I'd spent the last twenty years eating nothing but dried salted crackers!
[5762] (diff score: 118)
UK: Does having metal in your body erase your manners, headbanger?
US: Look Brian...Has all that loud, heavy metal damaged the manners portion of your brain?! You're nothing but a worthless Head banger!
[947] (diff score: 108)
UK: I think it's eye runny, or something like that! Tell you a secret boy... I've never really understood it myself.
US: Oh, tell you a secret, boy. I haven't the slightest idea. I just started answering to it.
[2813] (diff score: 108)
UK: Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.
US: This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
[2724] (diff score: 107)
UK: Oh no. Mummy bought me a pony when I was a little boy. She used to dress me in pink skirts, put ribbons in my hair... I shouldn't be telling you this! Get lost kid, and never darken my doorstep again, you trickstery rodent impersonator.
US: Oh no. Mummy bought me a pony when I was a little boy. She used to dress me in  pink skirts, put ribbons in my hair... Why am I telling you this! Get outta here, and keep your rodent impersonations to yourself.                    
[6345] (diff score: 107)
UK: Anything you like, man, just don't scoff my tune-wand. I made that myself you know out of a hundred year-old fireplace. It's got the best treble I ever heard. I'm fiercly protective. You might find yourself mysteriously ill in the morning.
US: Anything you like man, just don't scuff my tune wand, I made that myself you  know and I'm fiercely protective. You might wake up mysteriously dead in the  morning.
[1329] (diff score: 102)
UK: Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?
US: I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
[1951] (diff score: 102)
UK: There's not much business for hair stylists, since *FOOD* has an automatic hair trimmer ingredient in it!
US: There's not much business for hair stylists. I never even use a brush or take a shower. I guess that makes me kind of dirty.
[2406] (diff score: 102)
UK: I wouldn't have any use for such sophisticated technology. I have enough trouble with my TV!
US: I would have just no use for such sophisticated gadgetry. I can't even program my VCR...not that I'd want to tape any of this garbage.
[1341] (diff score: 100)
UK: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet!
US: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!!
[1366] (diff score: 99)
UK: This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice!
US: What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is!
[2138] (diff score: 98)
UK: The only attitude problem I have is with vermin like you. Get lost kid, otherwise I'll take you somewhere you'll never find your way back from.
US: The only attitude problem I have is with snot nosed kids like you. Now get lost,  before I take that nose and shove it in your left ear.
[2987] (diff score: 95)
UK: A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!
US: A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid.  Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
[4422] (diff score: 95)
UK: Could I just...
US: What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted  man already. I'm too young to be tortured!
[6410] (diff score: 95)
UK: What this thing? It's about as aerodynamic as a shed ful of Russian aeroplane parts!
US: What is this thing? Oh cool, it would be great for opening a really large can of beer.
[5760] (diff score: 94)
UK: Look, Brian...
US: Oh...God Forbid...I'm So sorry! Look, Brian, has all that heavy, loud, heavy metal music damaged the manner portions of your brain?!! ...Head banger!
[5982] (diff score: 92)
UK: Rats! I know its cliched and illogical to be afraid of something so small, but I am... so there! I won't have them biting my toes. Ouch!
US: Rats! I know it's illogical to be afraid of something so small, but  I am... So bite me! Go on, give me a bite...I don't care! And I'm not talking to the Rats...you know what I mean!
[2718] (diff score: 89)
UK: Well to be frank, and I'm not, it wasn't so much the fact that it has half your arm up it, but the fact that it looks a little bit like a horse!
US: Well, other than the fact it says "made in Hong Kong" on its little patuty, it looks a little bit like a horse!
[4086] (diff score: 89)
UK: It doesn't seem to work.
US: It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I was never  a big technology fan anyway.
[2408] (diff score: 88)
UK: Alas, there's no pizza left, and I don't fancy the crumbs.
US: Bummer! I could have gone for some pizza but someone scarffed the whole thing!
[1296] (diff score: 86)
UK: What, tuck this lot in my pockets? Get real!
US: Sure, I'll just stuff all this in my pockets. Then everybody can ask me, "Is that stuff in your pockets or are you just happy to see me?"
[4290] (diff score: 85)
UK: I can see the city out there in all its polluted splendour. Surely they could do something to brighten the place up. Something along the lines of the Great Fire of London perhaps.
US: I can see the city out there in all its polluted splendor. Sure they could  do something to brighten the place up. Possibly, make a city wide bonfire.
[2962] (diff score: 84)
UK: I said subversive, you fool! ONE, I want you to broadcast a video of Brian Deluge on national TV. Here's the video.
US: I said subversive, you fool! ONE, I want you to paint the cubic sculpture at the M.I.N.T Mall a lovely yellow.
[2963] (diff score: 84)
UK: TWO, I want you to paint the cubic sculpture at the M.I.N.T. Mall a lovely yellow.
US: TWO, I want you to broadcast a video of Brian Deluge on national TV.  Here's the video.      
[1236] (diff score: 83)
UK: OK. It's important to be comfy wherever you go.
US: OK. At least I'll have something to sit on when I'm thrown back in the pen.
[5427] (diff score: 82)
UK: I may have attracted unwanted attention with that last cavalier move!
US: I don't think anyone will miss it.
[1330] (diff score: 80)
UK: No thanks. I wouldn't want to drink a new lifeform!
US: Oh, no thanks. I'm not drinking that! I think it's looking for some type of host.
[4457] (diff score: 80)
UK: I... ain't hungry. Maybe I could smear the walls with it or something constructive like that, to display my objection to being locked up.
US: I er... ain't hungry, dude. Maybe I could use it to eat through walls or something useful like that.
[3173] (diff score: 78)
UK: Whoa, these button are stubborn. I had a slight mishap with some glue and a turkey baster. They need a good stab to make them work.
US: Whoa, these buttons are stubborn. I'm afraid it's had one to many soda baths. They need a good stab to make them work.
[1894] (diff score: 76)
UK: TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST CONTROL

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[5732] (diff score: 76)
UK: But your labs have been fragged. The Saul Nystalux Memorial Stadium was built on the still-smoking crater years ago.
US: Oh, well that's just groovy. The only problem there is your little labs have been totally demolished.. The Saul Nystalux Memorial Stadium was built  on the still-smoking crater many, many years ago.
[4424] (diff score: 75)
UK: Dead right! And you expect me to pull it off alone?
US: Well you gotta great point there! Except there's one little problem. You expect me to pull it off all by myself?
[2180] (diff score: 73)
UK: Why, Cheers Son! It's nice to know that a surly, unpersonable and downright rude attitude is appreciated by the younger generation. Thank you.
US: Why thank you, son! It's nice to know that my lovable kinda guy demeanor is appreciated by the younger generation. Thank you.
[4601] (diff score: 73)
UK: These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here.
US: Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too.
[124] (diff score: 72)
UK: Well, Mr. Zontal, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test Department. I haven't seen such finely honed destructive skills as yours since old Gordon 'Tubs' Hodgson worked here. He could break things in his sleep, literally. I think that you will fit in here just fine. Why don't you spend the rest of the day browsing around our premises? 
US: Whoa, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? Wow! I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test  Department. Why I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since  old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his  sleep, literally! I mean I think that you will fit in here just fine.
[5905] (diff score: 72)
UK: One problem, H. I don't have the physique to lift them. Any chance of a hand?
US: One problem, "H" baby I don't have the physique to lift them. I mean, you know, I have a good physique, it's just not the kind that you need to lift such heavy objects. Any chance you could help?
[4432] (diff score: 71)
UK: It's kinda looking that way, I must admit.
US: Well, I am a man and it is a job, so I guess you gotta a good point.
[5366] (diff score: 70)
UK: It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up?
US: Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain!
[5791] (diff score: 70)
UK: WOW! These are great. I could have a pet without the tedious stuff like walks and feeding. Hang on, what's this... "Defective: Partially Deaf". Great!
US: WOW! These are great. I can finally have a pet without worrying about actually feeding it. Hang on, what's this...? "Defective: Partially Deaf." Right on!
[2021] (diff score: 69)
UK: I'd like to get my hands on that infernal Doctor Rubic. I bet he's in league with Paul Nystalux!
US: I'd like to get my hands on that infernal Doctor Rubic. I'd love to give him a twist or two. Show him which side is up.
[4393] (diff score: 69)
UK: It's too heavy to move!
US: Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body.
[1524] (diff score: 68)
UK: Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?!
US: Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it?
[2104] (diff score: 68)
UK: Suit yourself. Are you going to sell me one or not?
US: All right then I won't, but for the first TV are gonna sell it to me or no?
[1254] (diff score: 67)
UK: Top class speakers these. All right, they're cheap really!
US: These are the best speakers practically no money can buy.
[4430] (diff score: 67)
UK: Why is this Saul guy so important? I know he's Paul's twin brother and stuff, but if he's been locked up for the thirty years since the Great Shake-Up. He's gonna be whacked out of his brain!
US: Why is this Saul dude so important? I know he's Paul's twin brother and everything,  but if he's been locked up for the thirty years since the Great Shake-Up he's  gonna be a tad bit spaced don't you think?!
[5309] (diff score: 67)
UK: It's too small to get my foot in. I could fit something else in there though.
US: Oh no...It's too small to get my foot in. You know what they say... Big Feat.... Big Hands.
[2479] (diff score: 66)
UK: Never saw this film. It looks too soppy and girly!
US: Never saw the film. It definitely looks like it's a boring romance type, chick flick!
[6086] (diff score: 66)
UK: It was just a randomly wild guess.
US: Oh, It was just a random wild guess. There are a lot of strange ideas floating  around in this place.
[6477] (diff score: 66)
UK: It's a door!
US: This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen!
[4174] (diff score: 65)
UK: I'd really rather not. This place gives me the runs!
US: Well it doesn't look like it opens to me.
[1889] (diff score: 63)
UK: Barf, looks like this guy just took a bullet! I'll throw it and keep the badge.
US: Gross! Grodey! Maxed out! I'll toss it and keep the badge.
[1318] (diff score: 62)
UK: Hey, respect the dead!
US: Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings!
[2098] (diff score: 62)
UK: You don't seem very motivated, considering it's your job.
US: Well, enthused aren't we?!
[4256] (diff score: 62)
UK: That hit me straight between the eyes! I've just had a terrific idea for a game show! Most peculiar.
US: Whoa, that hit me straight between the eyes! Lobotomy city.
[6459] (diff score: 62)
UK: It's already in use.
US: Do not turn off the bed. Testing in progress. Marathon duration.
[2734] (diff score: 61)
UK: Ugh! Ice-creams with fish-flavoured topping! YUK!
US: Ugh! Ice-creams with fish-flavored toppings?! Oh, a Fishicle. That's disgusting!
[2747] (diff score: 61)
UK: Why don't you take a break?
US: You know what you should do man? You should give yourself a little breakski.
[5891] (diff score: 61)
UK: Thanks Heather. I'll go and have another try.
US: You got it Heather baby, chick-o-babe. I'll get right with ya.
[6044] (diff score: 61)
UK: What exactly happens here? What am I supposed to forget?
US: And What exactly have I seen here? That's the question. What am I supposed to be forgetting, Mr. Paul sir?
[6093] (diff score: 61)
UK: It's one of those little door within a door things. I guess that sloping browed fool in the corridor must have closed it to keep me quiet. There is a little peephole in it though.
US: Oh, groovy! It's one of those little door within a door things. I guess that fool in the corridor must have closed it to keep me quiet. He must know that's not possible. Oh look, a peephole as well.
[1320] (diff score: 60)
UK: It's the King himself, looks rather the worse for wear.
US: Whoa! Check it! It's the King himself! Although he looks like the later version of Elvis.
[1327] (diff score: 60)
UK: Look, I rarely eat things out of MY fridge, let alone a strangers?
US: Yeah. Listen, I rarely eat things out of My OWN fridge, let alone a strangers? Who knows what kind of mold is growing in those shelves!
[1896] (diff score: 60)
UK: *** LOGIN INCORRECT ***
*** PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED ***

AUTOMATED BROADCAST CONTINUES
US: LOGIN INCORRECTö   PASSWORD NOT RECOGNIZEDö   ö  AUTOMATEDö  BROADCAST CONTINUES            
[2880] (diff score: 60)
UK: I'll be off then.
US: Well I guess there's no point of me sticking around here. See ya.
[3491] (diff score: 60)
UK: That would be neat. I could do it if I changed my name to Winch or Cable.
US: Oh, yeah. That would be like so neato.
[5925] (diff score: 60)
UK: Yeah, see you all later.
US: Oh sure! That sounds like a groovy plan. I'll get right to work. See ya'll later.                  
[5750] (diff score: 59)
UK: I'm on it, Saul.
US: Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it.
[5878] (diff score: 59)
UK: Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
US: Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty  meeting up at the stadium.
[6108] (diff score: 59)
UK: This is without a doubt THE most frighteningly comfortable thing I have seen in all my born days. I  imagine if I were to buy it I would have to sit down on it for the rest of my life to recover from the price of it.
US: Whoa, this is without a doubt THE most frighteningly comfortable thing I have seen  in all my born days. I'm afraid I'd have to sit   on it the rest of my life to warrant the price I paid for it.
[3140] (diff score: 58)
UK: Guys in suits make me sick, with all their papers and airs and graces.
US: Guys in suits make me sick. Come to think of it, guys with jobs make me sick....come to think of it, all guys make me sick. I just like chicks.
[4611] (diff score: 58)
UK: Hey guy, I appreciate the attention but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Thanks and all. Maybe another day.
US: Hey dude, I appreciate the attention but I'm gonna have to ask you to make yourself scarce. Like disappear, Cha Cha... Maybe another day.
[5426] (diff score: 58)
UK: A rusty yet sturdy roof support.
US: A rusty yet sturdy roof support. I may have attracted unwanted attention with that last cavalier move!
[1332] (diff score: 56)
UK: Well this WAS milk! Now I think it's got a heartbeat!
US: Well this WAS milk at one time! I think it's a new life form now, possibly Frosty the Milkman.
[2400] (diff score: 56)
UK: I'm too shy to date skeletons!
US: Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?!
[4776] (diff score: 56)
UK: I think this door is kinda redundant now, what with there being no walls!
US: I think this door is pretty much useless now, considering there's no walls!
[5882] (diff score: 56)
UK: So our savior is destined to be a drooling vegetable?
US: Right-e-o. So our savior is destined to have the intelligence of broccoli?
[6119] (diff score: 56)
UK: Bad guys can never aim straight in the movies!
US: Why are Bad Guys always such lousy shots?!
[2131] (diff score: 55)
UK: I don't recognise your facial furniture boy! AND I don't see a badge!
US: I do not recognize you son, AND I do not see a badge!
[2135] (diff score: 55)
UK: Forgotten something? Thought of an amazing line of persuasive argument?
US: Forgotten something? Thought of a clever line that might get you inside?
[3563] (diff score: 55)
UK: I met Brian. He's a bit weird. Not really very helpful.
US: I met Brian. He's a strange cat, and he didn't help at all.
[725] (diff score: 54)
UK: No way! I'm not touching that stuff! Would you go picking things up from sewers?
US: No way! I'm not touching that stuff! You might pick things up in sewers, but don't drag me down with you. I'm not goin'.
[5818] (diff score: 54)
UK: Welcome to Earth, Norm!
US: Oh Yeah! It's peculiar! By the way, thanks for playing and welcome to Planet Earth.                
[5192] (diff score: 53)
UK: No safer than putting to sea on a hungry shark! What have I got to lose other than my skin and hair?! Here goes...
US: I'm sure this is totally safe. What have I got to lose other  than my skin and hair?! Here goes...
[6207] (diff score: 53)
UK: If I wait here, a bus will be along shortly... I hope.
US: If I wait here, a bus will come along shortly... I think. Yeah, there should be a bus anytime soon, I'll just wait. Maybe not.
[6339] (diff score: 53)
UK: I haven't got a clue or interest, Kent. You're interfering with my aura. Please step away while you still can!
US: I haven't got a clue or an interest Kent. Your interfering with me aura. Now back off while you still can do so under your own power.
[2261] (diff score: 52)
UK: So there's no debris around the place? No one's breaking anything?
US: So, basically what you're telling me is that there's no debris around the place? Which means nobody's breaking anything?
[2721] (diff score: 52)
UK: I'd be halfway to the moon by now. Keep that to yourself though, would you? It wouldn't do my career prospects much good if it were to get out that I was a flower-pickin' scaredy wuss!
US: I would be halfway to the moon by now. Keep that to yourself though, would you? It  wouldn't do my career prospects much good if word got out that I am an incredible wuss!
[3143] (diff score: 52)
UK: I could get to like pretty girls like her. There aren't enough in this city for a guy like me!
US: I could get to dig a gorgeous babe like her. There aren't enough in this city  for a guy as suave and debonair as myself!
[5372] (diff score: 52)
UK: It would be easier picking up the smell around here!
US: Hey, I'm picking up the smells around here, but I can't pick that up...so, Shut Up!
[5770] (diff score: 52)
UK: I'd rather have my head used as a bowling ball than listen to your opinions Kent! Leave me alone, I'm busy!
US: I'd rather be forced to play the accordion than listen to your opinions, Kent! Leave me alone, I'm busy!
[5894] (diff score: 52)
UK: How goes it not-dead-guy? Feelin' good?
US: How goes it not-quite-dead-guy? Are you Feelin' chipper? Sorry...didn't mean to use the word chip.
[2404] (diff score: 51)
UK: You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun.
US: You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years!
[2750] (diff score: 51)
UK: Why don't you try for a job elsewhere? You should have no trouble in today's thriving labour market.
US: Why don't you try for a job somewhere else? You shouldn't have any trouble in today's  thriving labor market.
[4434] (diff score: 51)
UK: OK. As much as I think this is crazy, I'll do it. I've nothing to lose anyhow.
US: OK. As much as I think this is crazy, I love it. I have nothing to lose anyway so I might as well give it my best shot.
[4822] (diff score: 51)
UK: Why not just come clean, ay? You've got a backside like the top of a brown sauce bottle, you!
US: Why not come clean?
[4894] (diff score: 51)
UK: Hello? Is anyone in there? Knock once for yes and twice for no.
US: Hello? Is anyone in there? Knock once for yes and twice for no. That would be... one bump for yes and two separate bumps for no, like N-O...bump, bump,...that kind of thing.
[5415] (diff score: 51)
UK: These bars are in a bad state. They couldn't stop a crawling baby!
US: Whoa! These bars are older than dirt! They couldn't stop a slight breeze!
[1030] (diff score: 50)
UK: Where do I get a badge then? Oh, never mind! I didn't want to go in there anyway!
US: Oh, well fine! Where do I get a badge then? Actually, forget it! I don't need no stinking badge. I didn't want to go in there anyway.                
[2539] (diff score: 50)
UK: I'd rather walk.
US: It doesn't look like the elevators work in here.
[2712] (diff score: 50)
UK: Mind you don't loiter around here anymore, or you'll wish you never saw my face.
US: I would not show your RAT ugly little face around here anymore, or you will wish you never saw my face.
[2907] (diff score: 50)
UK: Why doesn't your stereo work, Bri?
US: Let me ask you another question. What's up with your stereo, Bri?
[3521] (diff score: 50)
UK: You can't even go to the smallest room in this city without a camera taking a look.
US: You can't even go to the smallest room in this city without a camera watching your every move. How much does that suck?!
[3861] (diff score: 50)
UK: It's one of those things that zoom around pipes using compressed air, except this one is big enough to take a person!
US: Whoa, it's one of those things man, that shoot things through pipes using compressed   air with things, except this one's big enough to take a whole thing. I mean person.
[4119] (diff score: 50)
UK: I have no use for desks. Boring, officey people use desks.
US: I have no use for desks, or anything that reminds me of school.
[4585] (diff score: 50)
UK: This milk is an antique. I'm seeing if I can make cheese!
US: No thanks!
[5563] (diff score: 50)
UK: YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE'?! What a weird poster!
US: "YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE?!" All right! That's Groovy....that's kind of a strange poster...Don't you think?!
[3513] (diff score: 49)
UK: It's a soap script for "MY NEIGHBOUR IS NORMAL"
US: Whoa! Check it! A TV show. It's a soap script for "The Normal and The Beautiful". My favorite.
[5300] (diff score: 49)
UK: I'm not tall enough to reach.
US: I'm not tall enough to reach. I hate being short! Now I know what that Tattoo guy went through!
[6227] (diff score: 49)
UK: I'm gonna disprove that old adage: "If you give a man enough rope..." I could maybe use it with something else?
US: I could maybe use it with something else.
[6425] (diff score: 49)
UK: What's this here for?
US: Cool! It's still working, even though it's soaked.
[2514] (diff score: 48)
UK: You carry shopping in these. Don't you know?
US: If you don't know what this is.....I'm not gonna tell ya!
[4099] (diff score: 48)
UK: I would like a prisoner sent down to the Research Labs.
US: Oh, how dare you! I am a irresponsible, uniformed nonfiller and I would like a prisoner sent down to the Research Labs.      
[4380] (diff score: 48)
UK: Aaagh! As soon as I get near to the toob, my mind just fills with all kinds of strange thoughts! Wonderful ideas, dark imaginings... phew!
US: Aaagh! As soon as I get near the toob, my mind just fills with all kinds of  strange thoughts! Wonderful ideas, dark visions, cloudy memories. It's exciting.
[4698] (diff score: 48)
UK: I don't need a waste container.
US: Oh thanks, I don't need a trash can. Throw it out yourself.
[4897] (diff score: 48)
UK: Do you feel all right in there?
US: Do you feel all right in there? You're a little strange with this single BLONGing thing you're doing.
[5622] (diff score: 48)
UK: I'm off to explore. I'll be back, honest.
US: All right. I'm gonna look around for a bit. I'll be back.                    
[6433] (diff score: 48)
UK: Yeah, if I pick the hole up I can use it on other objects. I can use it to get through walls and to empty oil tankers, and... and I can't pick it up! Oh well, never mind, it was a good idea.
US: Yeah, if I pick the hole up I can use it on other objects. I can use it to get  through walls and to empty oil tankers, and... yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England!
[1294] (diff score: 47)
UK: It's a Bonsai tree. How nice.
US: It's a Bonsai tree. How cool. Just like that little Chinese man made in that movie.
[1311] (diff score: 47)
UK: I wish I hadn't opened this fridge, now that I know what's inside!
US: Oh, I wish I didn't open this fridge, now that I know what's inside! And believe me, it's no pretty sight.
[2081] (diff score: 47)
UK: I may be back later. Don't hold your breath.
US: All right. I will then and I may be back later to be friendly with you some more, but don't hold your breath.
[2249] (diff score: 47)
UK: Why would Paul, our, er... glorious leader be interested in a furniture factory? Especially the handling of waste?
US: But, let me ask you another little question. Why would Paul, our, er... glorious leader be interested in a furniture factory? Especially the handling of such terrible waste?
[2301] (diff score: 47)
UK: How come any money I find in furniture always has sand stuck to it?
US: How come whenever I find money in furniture it's always change and never a twenty.
[4403] (diff score: 47)
UK: I feel fine about that Brian. It gives me some purpose to my life.
US: Well, I feel just swell about that Brian. It gives me some great sense of meaning in my life.
[4472] (diff score: 47)
UK: Another one of those soooo comfortable benches. I have a bigger chopping board at home.
US: Another one of those so comfortable benches. I've seen bigger benches in a doll house.
[4644] (diff score: 47)
UK: Twisting knobs and pushing buttons! Even a rabid chimp could do it!
US: Twisting knobs and pushing buttons! Even a lab rat could figure that out! Come on, moron man!
[4925] (diff score: 47)
UK: I'm sorry old friend. Let's go before other Norms arrive...
US: Er... sorry old friend. There's some odors that just have their time and place. Let's go before other Norms arrive.              
[6136] (diff score: 47)
UK: I've broke Brian's neck! This looks grim!
US: Oh, no! I broke Brian's neck! I'm pretty sure he'll do the same to me!
[6143] (diff score: 47)
UK: To the elevator!
US: Come on Saul, I've got to get you out of this place!
[6172] (diff score: 47)
UK: Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude.
US: Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
[1356] (diff score: 46)
UK: I think it's a model of an atom. Yes, Deuterium-7 I think!
US: I think it's a model of an atom. Not a bomb, relax! You know, chemistry stuff.
[2630] (diff score: 46)
UK: You are as mad as a marble.
US: You're one taco short of a combination plate.                
[2947] (diff score: 46)
UK: I met a crazy window cleaner by the name of Dai. He told me that furniture testing can lead to greater things. He said that there were probably a lot of nice people at the furniture factory, if I were to fall into the right circles.
US: All right, all right! Calm down there chicky baby. All right listen, here's the story. I met a crazy window cleaner by the name of Dai. He told me that furniture  testing can lead to greater and better things. He said that there were probably a lot of  nice people at the furniture factory, if I were to fall into all the right  circles.
[4332] (diff score: 46)
UK: There must be a circular system of these throughout the building. Prisoners must keep going round 'till they expire.
US: There must be a circular system of these throughout the building. Prisoners  probably go around, and round, and round and ROUND and ROUND until they die.
[4416] (diff score: 46)
UK: He's still alive?!
US: Whoa! Wait, hold on a second! Saul, he's still alive? What are you trying to say?
[4543] (diff score: 46)
UK: Gee, he's getting a little familiar! Can't a guy go to the John without being watched?
US: Gee, he's getting a little familiar! Can't a guy take a leak without someone watching?!
[4588] (diff score: 46)
UK: I can't flush the toilet. The ballcock seems to be jammed for some reason.
US: I can't flush the toilet. That little round thing seems to be jammed for some reason, and it's not going down.
[4608] (diff score: 46)
UK: What?
US: Which part of the question did you want me to answer?!
[5552] (diff score: 46)
UK: Looking ahead, I don't see any use for it.
US: Call me Nuts.....Bozo the clown!...but I just don't see any use for it at all.
[5701] (diff score: 46)
UK: You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
US: Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and  incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
[5709] (diff score: 46)
UK: Sheesh! World-sized brain! What the hell have I got myself into here?!
US: Whoa, check her out! World-sized brain! Teacher, scientist, professor. What the hell have I got myself into here?!                
[2552] (diff score: 45)
UK: That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him!
US: That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
[2871] (diff score: 45)
UK: I like you. Drive, ambition, responsible. But to be a Norm requires merciless training for years, just to handle the stress I take each minute. I can't jeopardise a Citizen's safety by putting him in a dangerous situation, that only I can handle.
US: I like you. Drive, ambition, responsibility. But to be a Norm requires merciless  training for years, just to handle the stress I take each minute. I can't  jeopardize a Citizen's safety by putting him in a dangerous situation, that  only I can handle.      
[4674] (diff score: 45)
UK: A sturdy door, made to keep people getting out. I'm glad, because judging from those noises, whatever's in there is a few cogs short of a clock!
US: A sturdy door, made to keep people from getting out. I'm glad, because judging from  those noises, what ever's in there is a few cogs short of a clock! You know what I mean? A few cards short of a full deck, buddy!
[4794] (diff score: 45)
UK: Someone's made a start at clearing up my mess!
US: Someone has started to clean up my mess. Right on!
[4937] (diff score: 45)
UK: Strange, I always thought it was the Dynamic Duo. The last letter is a zero instead of an 'O'.
US: Strange, this must be a typo. The last letter is a zero  instead of 'O'.
[5719] (diff score: 45)
UK: No matter. He is our cause's first martyr. We must turn to Saul for our guidance now, while Brian composes our anthem of triumph and loss.
US: Ah, don't worry about it. He is our cause's first casualty. We must turn to Saul for our  guidance now, while Brian composes our great anthem of triumph and loss.
[5738] (diff score: 45)
UK: If Paul has ripped off and built this amazing mind suction device, how come we aren't as dull as the other folks?
US: Well let me ask you something. If Paul has ripped off and built this amazing mind suction device, how come we weren't as dull as the other folks? What happened?!
[6091] (diff score: 45)
UK: I'm not scared of you, or your Pens! Shoot your best shot, Paul!
US: I'm not scared of you, or your Damn Pens! Do your very worst Paul! Give it to me! Bring it on!                     
[357] (diff score: 44)
UK: Ah, yes... you're probably right. Never mind, it was just a thought.
US: You know you've got a good point there. You're probably right, never mind.
[1246] (diff score: 44)
UK: I thought of drinking it once, but I don't think that would be a good idea!
US: I thought of drinking it once, but it might be habit forming.
[2483] (diff score: 44)
UK: I'm not stealing under that guy's nose!
US: I'm not gonna steal in front of that dude.
[2902] (diff score: 44)
UK: Diversion, right!
US: Well, I guess I'll be doing some work then. Diversion, here we go!
[3587] (diff score: 44)
UK: I met Brian. He's a bit weird. Not really very helpful.
US: I met Brian. He's really strange. Didn't help at all.
[4339] (diff score: 44)
UK: That is something I'd prefer to avoid while I'm still able to breathe.
US: Yeah, no thanks! That's something I'd prefer to avoid while I'm still capable of breathing.
[5828] (diff score: 44)
UK: I found out where Dai is. He's stuck in the Norm truck outside my appartment.
US: Oh, I found out where Dai is. He's stuck in the Norm truck outside my apartment. What do you think about that?
[2110] (diff score: 43)
UK: You might have, er... Wire Rats.
US: Oh no, you just spoke, but anyway I'm afraid there might be wire rats.
[2390] (diff score: 43)
UK: I'd rather listen to Brian. My feeble efforts would sound like a bull in a china shop next to him!
US: Yeah?! I'd rather listen to Brian. My feeble efforts would sound like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs next to him!
[4329] (diff score: 43)
UK: This is a family game. Plus, I'm not sure what it does.
US: Whoa! Hold on a second there! This is not butt bongo fiesta! This is a family game. Plus, I'm not exactly sure what it does.
[4367] (diff score: 43)
UK: Wait a minute... haven't I wandered into the wrong game?!
US: Wait a minute... haven't I wandered into the wrong movie?! What's happening here?! Oh my God, I'm in a turtle movie!
[4620] (diff score: 43)
UK: Why don't you take five, buddy? You're looking a little grey around the eyes there.
US: Why don't you take yourself a little fiver there, buddy? You're looking a little bloodshot around the sockets of your eyes.
[4690] (diff score: 43)
UK: Wow! These guys are about as efficient as I am at getting their stuff together. Must be a hundred pieces of paper on this!
US: Whoa! These dudes are about as efficient as I am at getting their lives sorted  out. Must be a hundred pieces of paper on this!
[5868] (diff score: 43)
UK: And just how do you propose that we do that?
US: Oh yeah, that sounds like a fried egg to me. And how do you propose we deal with it?
[6248] (diff score: 43)
UK: Wow! All that commotion to get a pathetic cup of warm plasticy water!
US: Ah, great! Just a cup of plasticy warm water!
[2102] (diff score: 42)
UK: So they'll come into your dumb shop again.
US: So, they can come be happy with you over and over again.
[2318] (diff score: 42)
UK: I can't reach!
US: Oh no, not me! I'm not getting burned. You go for it!
[2656] (diff score: 42)
UK: Books you want? But you're, erm.... how can I put this tactfully? You're as blind as an egg.
US: So it's books you want? But ah, there's just one little problem...ah.... how can I put this tactfully? You're... you're blind!
[2667] (diff score: 42)
UK: Stuff like Shakespeare perhaps?
US: Well then I'll give you some Shakespeare, dude.
[3514] (diff score: 42)
UK: ENTER TABITHA TO ROOM.
TABITHA: Oh Mother, Tom has jilted me.
MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.
TABITHA: (Weeping) He embarrassed me horribly.
MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.
TABITHA: But I don't care.
MOTHER: Good, Love.
ROLL CREDITS...
US: ENTER TABITHA TO ROOM.  TABITHA: Oh Mother, Tom has jilted me.  MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.  TABITHA: (Weeping) He embarrassed me horribly.  MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.  TABITHA: I'm going to blow up his apartment complex!  MOTHER: Good, Love.  ROLL CREDITS...
[3678] (diff score: 42)
UK: Boring looking fountain. By expert deduction I would say that it is currently out of order.
US: Boring looking fountain. My keen eye tells me that it is currently out of order.
[3763] (diff score: 42)
UK: All sorts of files and paperwork strewn about here. I bet it's all boring.
US: Oh cool. There's all sorts of files and paperwork thrown everywhere. I bet it's all boring.
[4805] (diff score: 42)
UK: Geez, I really made a mess of that power station. Well, at least the flames warm the place up a bit!
US: Gees Louise! I really made a mess of that power station. Well, at least the flames  warmed the place up a bit! It was a bit chilly in there!
[4827] (diff score: 42)
UK: Oh no! I think I'm going to spew!
US: I think I'm gonna puke, gag me with a tail pipe!
[5337] (diff score: 42)
UK: These must be to stop folks from wandering into the sewers and getting eaten by 'gators.
US: These must be to stop folks from wandering off into the sewers and getting eaten by  old alligators, kinda like in that movie.
[5409] (diff score: 42)
UK: I think it needs remodelling.
US: Hmmm...I think this baby needs a little remodeling.
[6138] (diff score: 42)
UK: Cool! An elevator to the centre of the Earth!
US: Cool! An elevator to the center of the Earth! Wow, it's like a Science Fiction Movie!
[1235] (diff score: 41)
UK: I don't feel tired right now.
US: Why would I want to do that?
[1321] (diff score: 41)
UK: I'd need a key to open that. I'm afraid my fingernails aren't up to picking the lock!
US: I'd need a key to open that.
[1354] (diff score: 41)
UK: I don't want to play with it. You know how clumsy I am!
US: I don't want to play with it. You know how clumsy I am! I'll just make one little slip and whoops there it goes!
[4286] (diff score: 41)
UK: All the tubes are suddenly vacant. It looks like those people disappeared through the floor.
US: All the tubes are suddenly vacant. Those people appeared to disappear through  the floor.    
[4626] (diff score: 41)
UK: Is there any time when you aren't recording? Changing a tape for example?
US: Well, maybe it's time that you become a little more irregular. Is there any time when you aren't recording? Changing a tape for example?
[5748] (diff score: 41)
UK: Where do I find a booster station? Give me a clue and I'll knock it out. I'm feeling kinda frisky.
US: You'd never think he was your brother. Where do I find a booster station? Give me a clue and I'll knock it out. I'm feeling kinda funky.
[5766] (diff score: 41)
UK: I fuel the fight. I am the slow burning embers of the revolution. And YOU are spilling my bodily fluids on them. GO AWAY!
US: I fuel the fight. I am the slow burning embers of the revolution. And all you are doing is pissing on my embers. GO AWAY!
[6312] (diff score: 41)
UK: If you've so much as scratched my guitar you're in for a very big break Kent! Now get lost.
US: If you've so much as scratched my guitar, I'll scratch your eyes out Kent.  Now get lost.
[956] (diff score: 40)
UK: I discovered a couple of gizmos. I don't know what they do though. All I can hear is a strange whispering noise when I hold it close to my ear. Here, listen...
US: Well, I discovered a couple of gizmos, you know what I mean? I don't know what they do but they're neat. All I can hear is a strange whispering noise when I hold it close to my ear. Here, check it out.
[1898] (diff score: 40)
UK: TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST LOG

INIT SYSTEMS
SELECT CAMERA 1
LOAD VT1
RUN VT1
AUTOCUE ON
UNLOAD VT2
UNLOAD VT1
LOAD VT2
RUN VT2
US: TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST LOG  ö  INIT SYSTEMSö  SELECT CAMERA 1ö  LOADö  VT1ö  RUN VT1ö  AUTOCUE ONö  UNLOAD VT2ö  UNLOAD VT1ö  LOAD VT2ö  RUN VT2
[2106] (diff score: 40)
UK: Ah!
US: Whoa, little bit low on the cash scene at the moment.
[2631] (diff score: 40)
UK: She looks very very bored.
US: She looks very bored. Time to wake up! Rise and Shine my little...puckadee!
[3282] (diff score: 40)
UK: Lots of bats live in this building. They seem happy enough.
US: Lots of bats live in this building. They seem oh, so much happier than the tenants.
[3938] (diff score: 40)
UK: He's knocked himself senseless smashing into that window. Ugh! There's nasal debris everywhere!
US: He's knocked himself silly smashing into that window. Ugh! He's gotten snot everywhere!
[4044] (diff score: 40)
UK: Still too heavy.
US: Well, it's not getting any lighter.
[4640] (diff score: 40)
UK: More buttons than a pearly king's best suit. This must be mission control.
US: More buttons than I'd ever want to deal with. This must be mission control.
[5637] (diff score: 40)
UK: I need to get away from these guys. Being a fugitive is hard!
US: I need to stay away from these dudes. Being a fugitive is just not as easy as it looks.
[5666] (diff score: 40)
UK: I'm not sure where to blow. Here goes...
US: Well, I'm not exactly sure where to blow, but I'll give it my best shot.
[5991] (diff score: 40)
UK: I don't want to walk through them too much. It could be dangerous.
US: I'm a tad weary of walking through them. It could be Dangerous!
[6474] (diff score: 40)
UK: What am I supposed to do with it?
US: What from here? Oh yeah, right?!
[6476] (diff score: 40)
UK: I bet there's some juicy information in here. Maybe I can find the phone number of Miss Lovely here!
US: I bet there's some juicy information in here. Maybe I can find the phone  number of that gorgeous babe here. Oh yeah, she's styl'n!
[108] (diff score: 39)
UK: JEEZ! I have never seen such an evocative and compelling rendering of the most basic human emotion - jealousy. The green eye, the boiling rage, it all adds up to one of the most brilliantly observed and executed things I have ever seen!
US: Yeah, right on. I have never seen such an evocative and compelling rendering of the most  basic human emotion - jealousy. The green eye, the boiling rage, it all adds  up to one of the most brilliantly observed and executed whatchamacallits I've ever  seen!        
[1700] (diff score: 39)
UK: If set to OFF, all objects that can be manipulated in the game will NOT be identified when the mouse moves over them. This makes the game much more difficult.
US: If set to OFF, all objects that can not be manipulated in the game will NOT be identified when the mouse moves over them. This is really going to be hard.
[2218] (diff score: 39)
UK: You look a little, how can I put this, slim. Our testers pride themselves on their corpulence. I'm not sure you would fit in.
US: Well, I'm sorry. You look a little, well how can I put this, slim. Our testers pride themselves on their space consumption. I'm just not sure you would fit in.
[2345] (diff score: 39)
UK: It's February the 21st. Don't forget my birthday on the 27th!
US: It's February the 21st. Don't forget my birthday on the 27th! Buy me lots of expensive stuff! Make it anti-normal!
[2495] (diff score: 39)
UK: I'm not touching that and getting fried!
US: Yeah, like I'm gonna touch that and get fried!
[2562] (diff score: 39)
UK: Normality T-Shirts? Not cool.
US: Normality T-shirts? Not cool right now...but possibly a collector's item later.
[3410] (diff score: 39)
UK: This looks like a caricature of Brian Deluge. His neck looks a little wrong though; his Adam's Apple doesn't look like a knee-cap!
US: This looks like a caricature of Brian Deluge. His neck looks a little strange; his Adam's apple looks like a knee-cap; but that's cool!
[4440] (diff score: 39)
UK: How's that Norm shaping up? He wasn't in great shape last time I saw him.
US: How's that Norm shaping up? Last time I saw him he had a big metal plate in his head!
[4831] (diff score: 39)
UK: Oh, that's it! I can't hold back any longer! Sorry mate but you've asked for this!! BLERCH!!
US: I can't hold back any longer! Sorry friend! BLERCH!!
[5797] (diff score: 39)
UK: Er, Hiya Saul.
US: Hi there, how ya doing? Good to see ya, Saul ol' buddy.
[2401] (diff score: 38)
UK: My Great Aunt Gertrude! My how thin she looks!
US: My Great Aunt Gertrude! She's shed a few pounds! Looking good!
[3541] (diff score: 38)
UK: Well frankly, I wouldn't give you the steam off my waste products! You don't deserve to be a revolutionary!
US: Well frankly, I wouldn't give you the scud under my toenails! You don't  deserve to be a revolutionary!                  
[6003] (diff score: 38)
UK: You are about to quit the game. Are you sure you want to do that?
US: 
[6046] (diff score: 38)
UK: That guy was cool and professional. It would have taken an army to stop him.
US: All right. Sounds like a plan. Thanks for playin'. That guy was cool and professional. It would have taken an army to stop him.
[2070] (diff score: 37)
UK: Just have a play around yourself. Feel free. But if you break it, you pay for it!
US: Feel free to check it out. But if you break it, you pay for it!
[2457] (diff score: 37)
UK: Hey! I think this is the TV Shop a long time ago.
US: Hey! That's for horses. I think this was the TV Shop many, many years ago.
[3020] (diff score: 37)
UK: I can use him as a diversion, if I can find some way to make him bark.
US: He can be a diversion, I just need to get him to bark.
[3771] (diff score: 37)
UK: It's locked. Say NO to drugs, kids!
US: It's locked. I have such a headache too.
[4321] (diff score: 37)
UK: Another Norm Trooper on guard. If he's as gullible as Norm 2782, I might be able to sneak out of here.
US: Another Norm Trooper on guard. If he's as gullible as Norm 2782, I might be in  with a chance of escape.
[4477] (diff score: 37)
UK: Still making strange noises. Good.
US: Still making strange noises I see. Very good, keep it up, never change babe, love ya!
[4863] (diff score: 37)
UK: That explosion has ripped the Mall apart. Whoa! Time to get outta here!
US: That explosion has ripped the Mall apart. Ooops! Time I was going I think!
[5428] (diff score: 37)
UK: I don't think anyone will miss it.
US: I can climb it or move it!
[5616] (diff score: 37)
UK: What do you know about these strange hallucinations?
US: Really? So tell me...what do you know about these strange hallucinations...not brought on by chemicals?
[5640] (diff score: 37)
UK: These guys are guarding that service shaft. I gotta distract them.
US: These guys are guarding that service shaft. I must distract them. I'll pull down my pants or something.
[5888] (diff score: 37)
UK: What did you need again Heather? I'm kinda forgetful.
US: What did you need again Heather? I'm kinda like the absent minded professor.
[2371] (diff score: 36)
UK: I recognise that as a Plush-Rest Multi-Comfy Special, the ideal perch for all of the family.
US: I recognize that as a Plush-Rest Multi-Comfy Special, the ideal perch for the entire family and for that special lady
[2550] (diff score: 36)
UK: If I so much as touch that door, that neanderthal will jump out here and kick my butt.
US: If I so much as touch that door, that Neanderthal will be out to rearrange my  guts!
[3667] (diff score: 36)
UK: OK, I'll take a couple. No one will miss them. Brian might even sign them if he's ever in a good frame of mind.
US: OK, I'll take a couple. No one will miss them. Brian might even sign them if  he knew how to write.
[5603] (diff score: 36)
UK: What have you been doing? How have you survived?
US: Alrighty?! What have you been doing? How have you survived? Lots of games of Solitaire, I imagine...
[778] (diff score: 35)
UK: You think I should act in this soap? No way, not this trash! I'd rather go to an Elevator-Musak concert!
US: You think I should act in this soap? No way, not in this trash! I'd rather play polka.
[1528] (diff score: 35)
UK: Hmmm... Lots of switches and stuff to fool around with.
US: Hmm... lots of little switches to mess with.
[2054] (diff score: 35)
UK: Very nice... as till's go!
US: Very nice... doesn't quite do it for me though!
[2375] (diff score: 35)
UK: NO WAY! No way am I touching one of those coffee machines again! Not after what happened the last time!
US: NO WAY! No way, just no way am I touching one of those coffee machines again! You remember what happened to me the last time! Ouch, Babe!
[2504] (diff score: 35)
UK: I bet the kid's are sad that their favourite toy store is dead! so am I, come to think of it.
US: I bet the kids are sad their favorite toy store is dead! So am I, come  to think of it. Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
[2628] (diff score: 35)
UK: Are you listening to me?
US: Have you heard a word I said?
[3302] (diff score: 35)
UK: Phoar! Do we have to look so closely?!
US: Oh, grodey! Do we have to get such a close look?!
[3321] (diff score: 35)
UK: It won't open. It's locked from within.
US: It just won't open. It seems to be locked from the inside. Bummer!
[3676] (diff score: 35)
UK: It's stuck between all of it's neighbouring tiles. I don't really want it anyway.
US: It's stuck between all of it's neighboring tiles. I don't really want it  anyway. So, you're lucky!
[4140] (diff score: 35)
UK: "Kent Knutson: Offences include infringement of the Joyous Abstention Laws, harrassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his duty, terrorism, and others! Evidence for these crimes has been processed, and has been found to be conclusive. Arrest on sight!"
US: "Kent Knutson: Offenses include infringement of the Joyous Abstention Laws,  harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his duty, terrorism, and others!  Evidence for these crimes has been processed, and has been found to be  conclusive. Arrest on sight!"
[4365] (diff score: 35)
UK: If I had these guys as friends, I'd never be afraid of anybody!
US: If I had these guys as friends, I'd have no enemies.
[5050] (diff score: 35)
UK: One of that guys monitoring devices. Cunning spy!
US: One of that guy's monitoring devices. Cunning spy that he is! Let's give him an honor degree!
[5332] (diff score: 35)
UK: I don't know what it's for.
US: I just can't think of a use.
[5835] (diff score: 35)
UK: I'm having a few problems springing Dai. Those Norm guys are locked in tight. At least they aren't going anywhere.
US: Listen Heather, we've got to talk. I'm having a few problems springing Dai. Those Norm dudes are locked in tight. At least they aren't going anywhere.
[5862] (diff score: 35)
UK: Where do we go from here then? Do we just give up?
US: Well, that's just great. Where do we go from here then? Do we just give up? Do we slit our wrists? Do we end it all?
[6073] (diff score: 35)
UK: Well I can't think of anyone right now.
US: Well I can't think of anyone right now. But as soon as I do, I'll be standin' here in front of ya.
[1277] (diff score: 34)
UK: It's so badly made I haven't a clue who it is.
US: It's so badly made I don't have a clue who it is. Possibly, Michael Jackson.
[2700] (diff score: 34)
UK: Is this book to your tastes?
US: I bet you're gonna dig this book, huh?
[3405] (diff score: 34)
UK: Wanted: Kent Knutson. For crimes against all citizens of Neutropolis, including annoying singing in a public place. He is also suspected of harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his work, and the wanton use of coloured paints and explosives. DO NOT approach this man. He is considered HIGHLY DIFFERENT!
US: Whoa, look at this. Wanted: Kent Knutson. For crimes against all citizens of Neutropolis,  including annoying singing in a public place. God forbid. He is also suspected of  harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his work, and the wanton use of  colored paints and explosives. DO NOT approach this man. He is considered  HIGHLY DIFFERENT!
[3713] (diff score: 34)
UK: EXPIRE!? You mean, like DIE?! What happens then? What will that prove?
US: EXPIRE!? Do you mean, like DIE, DEATH, KILLING?! What happens then? What will that prove? Just that your speakers suck!
[5297] (diff score: 34)
UK: Er... Hello, Mr. Alligator. Take it easy.
US: Er... Hello there, Mr. Alligator. How ya doin'? Wanna get a bite? Not of me. Take it easy.
[5805] (diff score: 34)
UK: They went out searching for nuts and berries son. We have a long winter to get through. The elders of the tribe are beginning to worry about the wear on the head gasket. Who can blame them. Do you have a saddle for my lizard?
US: They went out searching for nuts and berries, Son. We have a long winter to get  through. The elders of the tribe are beginning to worry about the wear on the  head gasket.
[5980] (diff score: 34)
UK: I have no use for the smelly, disgusting creatures. How people keep them as pets, I'll never know!
US: I have no use for these smelly, disgusting creatures that they are. How people keep those things as  pets, I'll never know!
[6212] (diff score: 34)
UK: What with? A scalpel doesn't do much on its lonesome.
US: What do I do with it?  
[1291] (diff score: 33)
UK: Someone is not very green-fingered around here. Plants should be there to inspire and motivate the workforce
US: Someone is not very green- thumbed around here. Plants should be there to  inspire and motivate the work force
[1315] (diff score: 33)
UK: Who do you think I am? A trashman?
US: Who do you think I am? Trashman Sam? I don't clean your garbage! I don't clean garbage for nobody!
[2143] (diff score: 33)
UK: This sucks! Let me in right now!
US: All right dude, this sucks! Let me in right now or I'm going to be really unhappy.
[2430] (diff score: 33)
UK: They say you can eat plants, but it's not my kind of diet!
US: They say you can eat plants, but I'm fresh out of ketchup.
[2659] (diff score: 33)
UK: Well! You're as fast as lightning, aren't you?! I can see all right, but I can't see colours. Red? Ha! Blue? Ha! Means the total sum of zero to me. I see the world in arty farty black and white.
US: Well! You're as fast as lightning, aren't you?! I can see all right, but I  can't see colors. Red? Ha! Blue? Ha! Means the total sum of zero to me. I see  the world in artsy fartsy black and white.
[2767] (diff score: 33)
UK: Come on, big fellow. Calm down.
US: Oh come on, big guy. Just chill, buddy!                  
[3677] (diff score: 33)
UK: This tile looks a little loose. I wonder if it's important?
US: This tile looks a little loose. I wonder if it has any significance at all?!
[3817] (diff score: 33)
UK: Probably where they store dangerous drugs. I'm not interested.
US: Oh, that's probably where they store dangerous drugs that I'm not supposed to look at.
[4623] (diff score: 33)
UK: Say, don't you need to go to the bathroom? The old waistline looks a little bloated, plus if you hang on to your, er.... toxins, you might make yourself sick.
US: Say, don't you like need to go to the bathroom? The old waistline looks a little  bloated, plus if you hang on to your, er.... poisons, you might make yourself  sick. I know it's making me sick!
[4673] (diff score: 33)
UK: I'd rather not even try to. Insanity isn't contagious, but that doesn't stop it being inflicted upon others.
US: I'd rather not even try to. Insanity isn't contagious, but that doesn't stop  it being inflicted upon others. I should know that, I was in a mental institution.
[5459] (diff score: 33)
UK: What would I do with a bust? No, not THAT kind of a bust!! Behave!
US: What would I do with a bust? Wait! What am I saying?
[5491] (diff score: 33)
UK: I reckon I can jack the door open with this...
US: I'm pretty sure I can jack the door open with this...among other things.
[5823] (diff score: 33)
UK: Yeah, right.
US: Oh you've made that very clear.
[6085] (diff score: 33)
UK: He's right there, in the Mood Filter.
US: He's right there, in the Mood Filter. Oh....Ch-ching. baboom, bada bang...You're outta there!
[356] (diff score: 32)
UK: Er... my 7 FEET TALL, BODYBUILDING boyfriend won't agree!
US: Er... my 7 foot tall, body building boyfriend won't agree!
[1438] (diff score: 32)
UK: This must be the dumpster referred to in that strange note. I can't see any way in! There are some foot prints in the mud near the base, but they disappear when they hit the wall. Maybe someone is having a little joke with me, someone with a shoe on a stick!
US: This must be the dumpster referred to in that strange note. I can't see any way in. There are some footprints in the mud near the base, but they disappear when they hit the water. Maybe someone's having a little joke with me. Someone with a shoe on a stick.
[1487] (diff score: 32)
UK: I'm not touching them. I don't know where they've been. Well I do actually... and that's why I'm not going near them!
US: I'm not even touching 'em! I don't know where they've been! Well, I do and that's why I'm not gonna' wear them.
[1753] (diff score: 32)
UK: This cinema's been closed all my life. Ah well... sigh!
US: This movie theater has been closed all my life.
[2137] (diff score: 32)
UK: I have a badge. I forgot to mention it when I first arrived because of your attitude problem.
US: Yo dude, just in time. I have a badge. I forgot to mention it when I first arrived because you have such a bad attitude problem.
[2466] (diff score: 32)
UK: I used to climb them as a kid. I can't be bothered now.
US: Yeah, cool. I used to climb these as a kid. I can't be bothered anymore. I'm an adult now.
[2733] (diff score: 32)
UK: Nope, it's just too unappetising!
US: Oh No.. it's just too unappetizing!
[3412] (diff score: 32)
UK: Known only as Brian Downpour, this man subverts the innocent children of our community with music composed by the devil. His band is known as CRACKERS AND ASTHMA, an anagram of "Kids, kick back and drink", probably. If seen, call 000. Do not approach this man, he is a dangerous lunatic and a drummer.
US: Known only as Brian Downpour, the man subverts the innocent children of our  community with his music composed by Satan. His band is known as CRACKERS AND  ASTHMA, more likely to anagram of "Kids, kick back and drink." If seen, call  000. Do not approach this man, he is a dangerous lunatic and a drummer.
[4278] (diff score: 32)
UK: I don't know how to use this. I'm not really sure I'd like to try!
US: I don't know how to use this. I'm not remotely sure I would even want to try!
[4933] (diff score: 32)
UK: The buzzing nerve centre of this smooth operation. Lots of paperwork and paperclips.
US: The buzzing nerve center of this smooth operation. Lots of paperwork and  paper clips.
[5374] (diff score: 32)
UK: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall.
US: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind  that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?!
[5541] (diff score: 32)
UK: I'm not in the mood for creating a Zen garden. Maybe when this game is over?
US: I'm not in the mood for creating a Zen garden. But, thanks.
[5600] (diff score: 32)
UK: Paul put you inside the Mood Magnet. You've been there for 30 years!
US: Well, Paul put you inside the Mood Magnet. You've been there for 30 years...It's kind of straining on the emotions!
[6074] (diff score: 32)
UK: Me. Me and a few of my friends.
US: Well ME, of course. Me and a few of my friends. Actually, as many friends as I can find.
[6175] (diff score: 32)
UK: I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer.
US: Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This!
[1268] (diff score: 31)
UK: It extracts smells from my bathroom.
US: It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough!
[1306] (diff score: 31)
UK: That's cool. A bean bag shaped like a burger!
US: That's cool. A bean bag shaped like a burger! What's there gonna be next, a giant weenie?
[1319] (diff score: 31)
UK: Uh-huh. Leave The King alone.
US: Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
[1477] (diff score: 31)
UK: Interesting idea. I could reuse it when I take a vacation. Oh I forgot, I've never had a vacation!
US: Interesting idea! I could reuse it when I take a vacation...if I knew what a vacation was.
[1762] (diff score: 31)
UK: I'd rather have a kick in the teeth!
US: Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
[2368] (diff score: 31)
UK: What cheesy scenery! I could do better with my scissors and some toilet paper!
US: What cheesy scenery! I could do better than this with scissors and toilet paper! Who made this crappy game?
[2378] (diff score: 31)
UK: He's a geeky computer guy. He has a dirty ID badge on his oh-so-clean shirt, but I can't make out what it says.
US: He's a geeky computer dude. I don't even want to say dude...he's less than a dude. He has a dirty ID badge on his oh-so-clean shirt,  but I can't make out what it says.
[2992] (diff score: 31)
UK: A huge bin of toy gliders.
US: Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
[3130] (diff score: 31)
UK: Brains and brawn rarely occupy the same body. I'll confuse him easily.
US: Brains and brawn rarely occupy the same body. Except, of course, for me. But never the less, I'll confuse him easily.
[3151] (diff score: 31)
UK: She look's very boring and unfriendly.
US: She looks very boring and totally unfriendly. Plus, she's not even cute.
[3360] (diff score: 31)
UK: I'm not meant to get in here!
US: Ah, I don't think I'm like supposed to get in here.
[3832] (diff score: 31)
UK: I expect these contain horrible, skin-burning chemicals.
US: I expect these contain horrible, skin-burning, destroying, destructive, satanistic chemicals.
[4502] (diff score: 31)
UK: Have you ever tried to pick up gravy with your hands?
US: Yeah...right?! Have you ever tried to pick up gravy with your hands? Don't think you can do it, genius!
[5620] (diff score: 31)
UK: Don't worry, my little bull in a china shop! There should be a lift around somewhere. Probably walled up long ago.
US: Don't worry, my little bull in a china shop! There should be like an elevator around  somewhere. Probably boarded up like long ago.
[5646] (diff score: 31)
UK: More Friends of Paul. His elite bodyguards I bet. I'll stay so I don't get arrested.
US: More Friends of Paul. His elite bodyguards I bet. I'll stay right away in fear of  getting arrested.
[5853] (diff score: 31)
UK: What's with the long faces? I got Dai out, we all accomplished our missions.
US: Hey morbid people. What's with the long faces? I got Dai out, we all accomplished our missions. Everything's groovy!
[6342] (diff score: 31)
UK: I've got more important things to worry about, like the chorus in this song I'm about to play.
US: I've got more important things to worry about Kenty, like the chorus in this  song I'm about to play. You do your job and leave me to do mine.
[1314] (diff score: 30)
UK: It's an old mug, and very dirty. Hasn't anyone ever heard of a dishwasher?
US: It's an old mug, and very dirty. Hasn't anyone here heard of a dishwasher? You know, they clean things??
[1359] (diff score: 30)
UK: WOW! This looks like great fun. I used to love Chemistry at school!
US: WOW! This looks like great fun. I used to love Chemistry at school! Although, it wasn't too crazy about me!
[1369] (diff score: 30)
UK: I guess he watches a lot of TV. Where does he get the power from?
US: Whoa, this guy watches too much TV. Where does he get the power from?
[2196] (diff score: 30)
UK: What are you doing?
US: Oh really? Well then, what are you working on?
[2395] (diff score: 30)
UK: I've heard of underground music, but this is taking it too literally!
US: I've heard of underground music, but this is ridiculous!
[2619] (diff score: 30)
UK: Excuse me?
US: Whoa, weirdo alert! Ex-squeeze me?
[2658] (diff score: 30)
UK: So what you're trying to say is that you CAN see?
US: So what you're basically saying to me is... you CAN see?
[2665] (diff score: 30)
UK: What kind of novel do you want?
US: Oh, well it all makes sense. What kind of book do you want?
[2710] (diff score: 30)
UK: Go and have a look round, kid. It's a bit quiet today, but I can't go into that. Take as long as you like. Oh, and don't break anything. There's a spot of trouble concerning that particular aspect. Right, I'm off to a meeting.
US: Hey, go and have a look round, kid. It's a bit quiet today, but I can't go into that. Take as long as you like. Oh, and don't break anything. There could be hell to pay concerning that particular aspect. Right, I'm off to a meeting.    
[2735] (diff score: 30)
UK: This stuff's really heavy and tasteless. I'd rather eat slime!
US: This stuff's really heavy and tasteless at the same time. I'd rather eat slime! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
[3285] (diff score: 30)
UK: These are cool. I could have my own disco.
US: Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco.
[3470] (diff score: 30)
UK: Where is Research?
US: Well thank you so much. And where, might I ask, is Research?
[5295] (diff score: 30)
UK: What for? I suppose I could make some nice shoes and a bag.... No, I'm kidding, honest!
US: What for? I suppose I could make some nice shoes and a bag.... No, It's a joke, lighten up!
[5567] (diff score: 30)
UK: Phew! There's a lot of hot air coming from in there!
US: Whoa! There's a lot of hot air coming from in here! Kinda like a blow dryer!
[5589] (diff score: 30)
UK: Saul's brain is safely zipped up in here.
US: Saul's brain is safely zipped up in here and the good thing is...it's a stay fresh bag.
[6384] (diff score: 30)
UK: I haven't a clue, Son. I ain't never been technically minded. Maybe they need winding up or something like that.
US: I ain't got a clue son, I ain't never been technical minded. Maybe they need  winding up or something like that, eh?
[1269] (diff score: 29)
UK: If I filled it with water it would make a good bath, otherwise, I wouldn't know what to do with it.
US: If I filled it with water it would make a good bath, otherwise, I don't have a clue.
[1358] (diff score: 29)
UK: I don't think Heather would like it if I did.
US: I don't think Heather would be too keen on that one.
[1469] (diff score: 29)
UK: That must weigh a tonne! Kinda like the guys that use it, I bet.
US: That must weigh a ton; rather like the guys that use it, I suspect.
[1516] (diff score: 29)
UK: What a great advert for Lard. Such a cool food, much better and greasier than *FOOD*!
US: What a great advertisement for lard. Such a cool consumable, much better and greasier than *FOOD*.
[2076] (diff score: 29)
UK: Hello. Nice day.
US: Hello and are you having a wonderful day?
[2392] (diff score: 29)
UK: Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are?
US: Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is?
[2754] (diff score: 29)
UK: Bye then. Cheer up. Don't get so down.
US: Well go jump in a reservoir. Cheer up. Don't get so down.
[2971] (diff score: 29)
UK: I'm sorry, Kent. I can't supply weapons, we are a pacifist group. You are on your own now. I can only give you one thing, a code phrase. There is a sympathiser at the Mall. To get help, just say 'If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together'.
US: I'm sorry, Kent. I can't supply weapons, we are a pacifist group. So you're on  your own now. I can only give you one thing, a code phrase. There's a  sympathizer at the Mall. To get help, just say 'If I could rearrange the  alphabet I'd put U and I together'.
[3014] (diff score: 29)
UK: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark.
US: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff!
[3035] (diff score: 29)
UK: Ohhh! Not my kind of music at all! In fact, how can you call clapping entertainment?! No, I can't stand that any longer. I'll save the disc for later.
US: Oh! Not my kind of music at all! In fact, how can you all call clapping  entertainment?! No, I can't stand it any longer. I'll just have to save this disc for  later.
[3094] (diff score: 29)
UK: I haven't seen the Sun for decades.
US: God bless the Sun.
[3155] (diff score: 29)
UK: It's a cool plastic card. There's a little logo of the TV station on it.
US: It's a cool plastic card. There's a little logo of the TV station on it. I think I'll keep this as a memorabilia.
[3403] (diff score: 29)
UK: Sheesh! He's a really ugly looking son of a witch! I bet he's real dangerous - probably got no respect for himself or anyone else.
US: Whoa! He's a really ugly looking son of a witch! I bet he's real dangerous -  probably has no respect for himself or anybody else.
[4396] (diff score: 29)
UK: WELL DONE KENT! You have proved that you are capable of acting on your own initiative. Just what we all wanted to see.
US: Way to go Kent dude! You have proven that you are capable of acting on your own  initiative. Just what we all wanted to see.
[4399] (diff score: 29)
UK: Things weren't so bad. I've sold a few copies of 'Zen Throbb'. The message is already out there. I think we should wait for the groundswell before we further expose group safety by taking further action.
US: Things weren't so bad. I've sold a couple of copies of 'Zen Throbb'. The message is  already out there. I think we should wait for the groundswell before we endanger the group by taking further action.
[4446] (diff score: 29)
UK: I guess they don't like people getting comfortable around here. I don't reckon these flimsy chains could take my weight anyway. One of them looks really worn.
US: I guess they don't like people getting comfortable around here. I don't think   these flimsy chains could take my weight anyway. One of them looks well used.
[4507] (diff score: 29)
UK: Whoa! Jeez! Food's flooding out everywhere! Norm, get me outa this hole, or I'll die the most tasteless brown death ever!
US: Whoa! Gees! Food's flooding out everywhere! Norm, get me outta this hole, or  I'll....I'll die the most tasteless brown death you've ever heard of!
[4595] (diff score: 29)
UK: OK, Mister! That's your cue to squeeze and leave!
US: OK, Mister! That's your cue to come out of there!
[4649] (diff score: 29)
UK: It's a bag full of what appears to be miniature cameras and microphones. They're all black and shiny, like little dog's noses.
US: It's a bag full of what appears to be miniature cameras and microphones.  They're all black and shiny, like those cute little doggies noses. Here doggie, doggie.
[5714] (diff score: 29)
UK: I don't think you realise just how difficult that was. I almost got stuck in that misery factory.
US: Glad you can see that. I don't think you realize just how difficult it all was. I almost got stuck in that misery factory.
[5840] (diff score: 29)
UK: Yeah, both of them are a little crazy!
US: Oh yeah, both of them are losers and dweebs.
[6081] (diff score: 29)
UK: I know you have a secret now Paul. I know your brother Saul is still alive, and I plan to tell the population at large about this. I'd like to see you smile then!
US: I know you have a secret now Paul. I know your brother Saul is still alive,  and I plan to tell the population of Neutropolis. I'd like to see you smile  then!
[6315] (diff score: 29)
UK: I certainly am, Son. I feel fine. I'm just looking forward to the turn. This is the first festival I've been to.
US: I certainly am son, I feel fine. I'm just looking forward to the turn. This  is the first festival I've been to, such a feeling of warmth and beauty.
[233] (diff score: 28)
UK: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice!
US: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent!
[1335] (diff score: 28)
UK: A traffic control bollard. What's it doing down here?
US: A traffic control signal. Well, what in God's name is it doing down here?
[2751] (diff score: 28)
UK: Can't do nothin' properly. I'm just a walkin' waste of water! Why I can't even do this simple job right!
US: Can't do nothin' proper. I'm just a walkin' waste of molecules! Why I can't even  do this simple job right!
[3068] (diff score: 28)
UK: OK. What flavour drink do you want?
US: All right. What flavor do you want?
[3554] (diff score: 28)
UK: Bye. I'll be back. You won't call me a loser next time I come here.
US: All right. I'll be back. And I'll have a life, so you won't call me a loser next time I come.
[3978] (diff score: 28)
UK: I don't have anything to work on!
US: Huh, I've nothing to work on!
[4528] (diff score: 28)
UK: A nice glass door. It's almost invisible. I wonder how many people have walked into it by mistake?!
US: A nice glass door. It's almost invisible. I wonder how many people have walked  into it because they're stupid?!
[4799] (diff score: 28)
UK: Even Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't do that!
US: Even Stallone couldn't do that!
[5434] (diff score: 28)
UK: It's way too heavy. It would take weeks!
US: It's way too heavy. Hmm, this would take weeks, I don't have that much time.
[5843] (diff score: 28)
UK: OK, I'm out of here...
US: Sounds like fun. All righty then, I'm out of here...                
[6253] (diff score: 28)
UK: There's a rat stuck inside!
US: There's a rat stuck inside! He looks exhausted, but very clean.
[6492] (diff score: 28)
UK: Some of these shards are covered in sticky green stuff. Dis-gross-ting!! My assistant must have hit the window squarely with his face.
US: Some of these glass fragments are covered in sticky disgross-ting green stuff. Dis-gross-ting!! My  assistant must have hit the window squarely with his face.
[1342] (diff score: 27)
UK: I don't feel thirsty, and I already had a wash this morning.
US: I don't feel thirsty, and besides I already had a bath this month.
[1343] (diff score: 27)
UK: I don't feel thirsty, and I already had a wash this morning.
US: I don't feel thirsty, and besides I already had a bath this month.
[1400] (diff score: 27)
UK: The door to the car park. It's cold out there.
US: Whoa! The door to the parking lot. It's pretty cold out there.
[1916] (diff score: 27)
UK: Do I dare touch it? Argh! I didn't touch it, honest! I'm sorry, oh great machine! Please don't suck me in and fax me to oblivion!
US: Oh No! Do I dare touch it? Argh! Rage against the machine. I didn't touch it! I swear, I swear I didn't touch it. Oh, I'm sorry, oh great  machine! Please don't suck me in and fax me to oblivion!
[2411] (diff score: 27)
UK: Yeah, I love to play on these things... but as usual, I have to work!
US: Yeah, I love to play on these things... but as usual, I've got people to see and things to do!
[2626] (diff score: 27)
UK: Do you enjoy working in here?
US: Do you get pleasure out of working here Miss?
[2872] (diff score: 27)
UK: Are you sure about that?
US: Oh, can you possibly be 100% sure about that, Mr. Norm?
[2900] (diff score: 27)
UK: Sorry. Er... that Norm doesn't want to leave the Waffle sculpture.
US: Oh, you've got a stupid point there. Sorry. Er... that Norm doesn't want to leave the Waffle sculpture.
[3100] (diff score: 27)
UK: You say the Sun sends warmth. I don't see it anywhere, you old dreamer.
US: Oh really. Well, you say the Sun sends warmth, but I don't see it anywhere. You must just be an old dreamer.
[3600] (diff score: 27)
UK: Quite. And that's why we have given you this opportunity to join our group.
US: Yeah, that's what scares me. And that's why we've given you this opportunity to join our group.
[4120] (diff score: 27)
UK: How inspiring. NOT!
US: How inspiring. It inspires me to fall asleep.
[4360] (diff score: 27)
UK: He looks way too mean to get close to!
US: Oh, whoa! He looks too mean to even look at!
[4419] (diff score: 27)
UK: So, what do we do next?
US: Oh, well that's just great! So, what do we do now?
[4554] (diff score: 27)
UK: Nice try, Citizen! I may be stupid, but I'm not smart!
US: Nice try, Citizen! Do I look that stupid?
[4972] (diff score: 27)
UK: Aaaaagh! This... place... is n... not good! I feel like my mind is having an under-five's party in it!
US: Aaaaagh! This... place... is n... not good! I feel like my mind is having an  kiddy party in it! Where's the clown?
[4991] (diff score: 27)
UK: It's still working, even though it's totally wet through.
US: Cool! It's still working, even though it's soaked.
[5392] (diff score: 27)
UK: Uh oh! It looks a little worse for wear. Maybe a little paint would disguise it?
US: Uh oh! It looks a little past it's prime. Maybe a bit of paint would disguise  it?
[5781] (diff score: 27)
UK: It's a fire extinguisher without any foam in it.
US: Whoa! It's a fire extinguisher devoid of its foam.
[5896] (diff score: 27)
UK: OK, man. I'll leave you to it. Sounds a little too deep for me y'know.
US: Whatever. Anyway, man. I'll leave you to it. Sounds a little too deep for me ya know what I mean.                
[6078] (diff score: 27)
UK: Right, well that's it then. I might just as well give up!
US: Right, well that's it then. I might as well just give up and surrender! It's over! Forget it! Kaput!
[123] (diff score: 26)
UK: Ah, Mr. Harry Zontal, I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality Niche.
US: I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality Center.
[344] (diff score: 26)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Yes, and thank you so much for your help.
[355] (diff score: 26)
UK: I'd forget about him. I'm more fun to be with.
US: Well I'd forget about him. I'd be a whole heck of a lot more fun.
[958] (diff score: 26)
UK: What exactly are Waste Engineers?
US: Let me ask you a little question. What exactly are Waste Engineers?
[1304] (diff score: 26)
UK: If I sit on that, I won't want to get up again.
US: If I sit on that, I won't be getting up again, real soon.
[1761] (diff score: 26)
UK: Yawn! Nope.
US: Boring! I don't think so!
[1931] (diff score: 26)
UK: It's stuck fast.
US: I'm afraid it's permanent.
[2252] (diff score: 26)
UK: What are you on strike for?
US: Sounds groovy. What's it for, the strike?
[2344] (diff score: 26)
UK: Well it's certainly large.  I guess they're trying to impress me, but it hasn't worked!
US: Well it's certainly large. I guess they're trying to impress me, but it's hardly   working! Ha, ha, ha!
[2370] (diff score: 26)
UK: With two people sitting on it? Yeah, GREAT idea!
US: With two people sitting on it? Yeah, GREAT idea! You must be...Einstein?? All righty.
[2469] (diff score: 26)
UK: I couldn't pick this up!
US: Dude, what's up? I could never pick this up!
[2741] (diff score: 26)
UK: RAY: Er.... cod-flavoured ice cream. Er.... er... these are yummy. Honest!
US: Er.... cod-flavored ice cream. Er.... er... these are really yummy. Honest!
[2877] (diff score: 26)
UK: Neither of those are very likely to happen in this warm homogenised shopping environment though, are they?
US: Well neither of those are very likely to happen in this warm homogenized shopping  environment though, are they?
[3086] (diff score: 26)
UK: I'd like to get down there, to the street.
US: Well that would be just special. I'd like to get down there, to the street.
[3129] (diff score: 26)
UK: He looks like a football team in a suit!
US: Whoa, that dude looks like an entire football team in one suit!
[3145] (diff score: 26)
UK: Another stern-faced Norm!
US: Oh...Another stern-faced Norm! Brighten up, ol' chipper buddy.
[3534] (diff score: 26)
UK: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man.
US: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen.
[4499] (diff score: 26)
UK: Not sure if it's working. There are no perculiar noises coming from this one. Wher can I get another?
US: Not sure if it's working. There are no peculiar noises coming from this one.  Where can I get another?
[4556] (diff score: 26)
UK: Sheesh!
US: You couldn't possibly be!              
[4979] (diff score: 26)
UK: I never saw one working properly before. It's covered in little green fizzles of energy. It feels nice, like a shoal of little fish nibbling my skin!
US: I never saw one working properly before. It's covered in little green fizzles  of energy. It feels nice, like a school of little fish nibbling my skin...or something else!
[5243] (diff score: 26)
UK: It looks like a religious thing. Paul thinks he's a God!
US: It looks like some type of religious thing. Paul must think he's God!
[5711] (diff score: 26)
UK: Bless my soul! You've liberated Saul! Welcome back Kent. You truly are a brave genius.
US: Way cool dude! You've liberated Saul! Welcome back Kent. Hey my man, you truly are a brave genius.
[5774] (diff score: 26)
UK: Hi Norm! How goes it in shrapnel land? Picking up any foreign radio stations?
US: Hi Norm! How goes it in shrapnel land? Picking up any foreign stations on that local transistor?
[5811] (diff score: 26)
UK: I'll leave you in peace then Saul.
US: Right, I can see that. All right, I'll leave you in peace.
[5856] (diff score: 26)
UK: Where are bri and Dai?
US: Where are Bri and Dai and everybody else that ends like "i"?
[5874] (diff score: 26)
UK: OK, I'll see what I can do.
US: OK, I'll check it out baby!
[6205] (diff score: 26)
UK: I can get round the city using buses.
US: I can get round this entire city using buses. I'm not above that.
[6400] (diff score: 26)
UK: Hmmm... this wall doesn't seem to match up with the rest.
US: Hmmm... this wall doesn't seem to match up with the rest. Something curious around here...
[6406] (diff score: 26)
UK: OK, I can unscrew it.
US: I don't really want it.
[245] (diff score: 25)
UK: I'm very tempted to go and hit someone, but I can resist the temptation... barely!
US: I'm very tempted to go and hit someone, but I can resist the temptation...   I can find my inner peace and salvation...but barely.
[904] (diff score: 25)
UK: OW! That nasty critter bit me!
US: OW! That horrible thing bit me!
[1286] (diff score: 25)
UK: I can't reach it.
US: I can't reach it. And anyway, that would be theft!
[1742] (diff score: 25)
UK: I remember this club being open, until 'Our Glorious Leader' closed it after a week.
US: I remember this club being open, until 'Our Glorious Leader' closed it after a  week. Disco itself would have closed it a week later!
[1878] (diff score: 25)
UK: Hey, stop staring at me! I'm not into guys! You're putting me off my work, weirdo!
US: Hey, stop staring at me! What are you doing, falling in love? I'm not into guys! You're putting me off my work, weirdo!
[2342] (diff score: 25)
UK: What can I do? I can't turn it off and much as I'd like to smash it, that would be anti-social!
US: What can I do? I can't turn it off. I'd smash it, but that  would be totally anti-social!
[2365] (diff score: 25)
UK: Hey, some camera! I could make great home movies with this.
US: Hey, some camera! I could make great home movies with this. Although, I wouldn't let ya see 'em!
[2723] (diff score: 25)
UK: So you aren't afraid of horses then?
US: Yeah, not too good for business. So you aren't afraid of horses then?
[2875] (diff score: 25)
UK: What exactly would you deem a dangerous situation, oh server and protector? What might make you leave your post?
US: So, what exactly would you deem a dangerous situation, oh server and protector?  What might make you leave this precious post of yours?
[3426] (diff score: 25)
UK: The only thing I could use this for would demand that it were printed on absorbent paper!
US: The only thing I could use this for would require it to be printed on  absorbent paper!
[3869] (diff score: 25)
UK: Wow! It looks as though this dumpster is a very popular place. The prints are all different. Some are big boots... I wouldn't like to find out who they belong to. Now those slinky slingback prints there...  I'd like to bump into the wearer of those!
US: Whoa! It looks as though this dumpster is a very popular place. The prints are  all different. Some are big boots... Which I don't want to find out who they  belong to. Now those slinky slingback prints there... I'd like to bump into  the wearer of those!
[3931] (diff score: 25)
UK: I can't reach it. There's a pane of bullet-proof glass between me and it.
US: I can't reach it. There's a pane of bullet-proof glass blocking my way.
[4038] (diff score: 25)
UK: Why is so much stuff broken in this city? It looks like there are two cogs missing.
US: Whoa, why is everything broken in this city? It looks like there are two cogs  missing.
[4374] (diff score: 25)
UK: The way down to another cell? This is getting monotonous!
US: The way down to another cell? This is getting monotonous! This is just so damn monotonous! I just don't know what to do!!!
[4410] (diff score: 25)
UK: As yet I have made limited progress. I have a hunch that they might be something to do with people's behaviour patterns, but I can't quite pin it down.
US: Well, as yet I've made limited progress on that. But I have a hunch that they might be  something to do with people's behavior patterns. I can't quite pin it down, yet.
[4767] (diff score: 25)
UK: Here sweetie... OW! What a nasty creature!
US: Here you gentle creature... OW! What a nasty beast! Evil! Evil! Evil!
[5343] (diff score: 25)
UK: I am one guy, not a football team!
US: I am one guy-- very tough, very muscular but Not a whole football team!
[5680] (diff score: 25)
UK: I can squeeze through now.
US: Oh cool! I can squeeze right through that little spot right now.
[5775] (diff score: 25)
UK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Good one! Nice line Kent! Radio Stations! I like it! I'm fine, how are you buddy?
US: Ha ha!!! That's a good one! That's a nice line Kent! Radio Stations! I like it! I'm  fine, how are you buddy?
[5922] (diff score: 25)
UK: Oh, could you take Brian's guitar with you? He made it himself. He needs it smuggling on to the stage from beneath.
US: Oh, could you take Brian's guitar with you? He made it himself. He needs it  smuggled onto the stage from beneath.
[5984] (diff score: 25)
UK: "Welcome, citizens of Neutropolis to a gathering to comemorate the death of brother Saul, and to reassure one and all against the continuing revolutionary threat". There's a sign tacked on... "A few tickets still available."
US: "Welcome, fine citizens of Neutropolis to a gathering to commemorate the death of  brother Saul, and to reassure one and all against the continuing revolutionary  threat." There's a sign tacked on... "A few tickets still available."      
[6061] (diff score: 25)
UK: I'm on guard here.
US: Well, I'm kinda what you might call on guard here.
[6420] (diff score: 25)
UK: Now this must do something!
US: Look at that! It's a start button. Now, this must do something.
[6481] (diff score: 25)
UK: They're massive! Unlike Paul, I don't think I'm a god!
US: They're massive!
[1238] (diff score: 24)
UK: I can't get it to shift without the keys, and I don't think I'll be seeing those for about a week. Whoever made this hovel thought very seriously about home security.
US: I can't get it to budge without the keys, and I don't think I'll be seeing  those for about a week. Whoever made this death trap thought very seriously about  home security.
[2367] (diff score: 24)
UK: That's just silly.
US: Well that's just extremely stupid!
[2419] (diff score: 24)
UK: What a beauty! Mankind's greatest invention. No more messing about with wires. They're pretty expensive though, and I'm not convinced that they're entirely safe!
US: What a beauty! Mankind's greatest invention. No more messing about with wires.  They're a bit pricey though, and I'm not convinced that they're entirely safe!
[2439] (diff score: 24)
UK: I don't need flowers right now.
US: Oh no, no flowers for me right now, thanks.
[2474] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'd love to roll these down the street, like that Indiana Jones film!
US: I'd love to roll these down the street!
[2847] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'm afraid, Citizen, that I am going to have to comply with citizen directive NIK/808 and ask you to hand it over. Otherwise, I'll have to use my FORCEFULL voice. I came top in forcefulness at the academy.
US: I'm afraid, Citizen, that I am going to have to comply with citizen directive  NIK-808 and ask you to hand it over. Otherwise, I'll have to use my FORCEFUL  voice. I came in tops in forcefulness at the academy.      
[2858] (diff score: 24)
UK: Goodbye, Norm, Sir.
US: Ah, anyway. Good-bye, Mr. Norm, Sir.
[2981] (diff score: 24)
UK: I think not! I don't like your sort in MY Mall! Out!
US: I think not, out!
[3424] (diff score: 24)
UK: I can't get through. Obviously wearing this Norm costume does NOT make me a Norm!
US: I can't get through. Obviously wearing this Norm costume does NOT make me a  Norm! Which is probably a good thing.
[3606] (diff score: 24)
UK: Don't look down!
US: Vertigo-o-rama!
[3705] (diff score: 24)
UK: One of Paul's army of sados. His name badge says CONRAD SMULCH.
US: Oh look, it's one of Paul's army of dweebs. His name says CONRAD SMULCH.
[3939] (diff score: 24)
UK: No way am I lugging this guy around the city. I refuse to leave until I've found a home for him.
US: No way am I lugging my runny nose friend around the city. I refuse to leave until I've  found a home for him.
[4056] (diff score: 24)
UK: I don't want to get caught yellow-handed. I think I'll leave it here.
US: I don't want to get caught yellow-handed. I think I'll just leave that right there.
[4330] (diff score: 24)
UK: What...?! Sparks, like the ones in that room where I met Paul.
US: What...?! Sparks, like the ones in that room where I met Paul, nasally  congested fool that he is.
[4459] (diff score: 24)
UK: These leads reach halfway to the door, probably stopping the inmate from taking the guard by surprise with a sharpened spoon.
US: The utensil leashes reach halfway to the door, probably stopping the inmate from  taking the guard by surprise with a sharpened spoon.
[4490] (diff score: 24)
UK: I ain't lickin' that up!
US: What for?
[4756] (diff score: 24)
UK: These are well out of date. Phew! Who would leave a few smelly sardines in a locked fridge?
US: These are way out of date. Phew! Who would leave a few smelly sardines in a  locked fridge? Somebody like... fishy!
[5296] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'm not about to get myself stuck into those jaws!
US: Yeah, right?! I'm not about to deliver myself into those jaws!
[5338] (diff score: 24)
UK: Why are they here? To stop people getting in, or to stop hellish freaks from getting out?
US: Why are they here? To stop people getting in, or to stop freakazoids  from getting out?
[5378] (diff score: 24)
UK: Sure thing. HOW?!
US: Sure thing...no problem! Just one question....HOW?!
[5653] (diff score: 24)
UK: I think I'd prefer to avoid them. I'm a fugitive now, and fraternising with the enemy is sure to get me arrested.
US: I think I'd prefer to avoid them. I'm a fugitive now, and fraternizing with  the enemy is sure to get me arrested.
[5721] (diff score: 24)
UK: No matter. I must continue my work on the gadget you brought me.
US: Don't worry about it. I must continue my work on the gadget you brought me.
[6036] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'm on guard here.
US: Well, I'm kinda what ya might call "on guard" here.
[6116] (diff score: 24)
UK: You! HALT! That is an unauthorised maintenance cradle!
US: You! HALT! That is an unauthorized maintenance cradle!
[43] (diff score: 23)
UK: I'll just pour in this water. Easy does it...
US: I'll just pour in this water. Whoa! Singe City!
[1410] (diff score: 23)
UK: Yes, I could use a woman like that!
US: Oh, yeah! I could use a woman like that, or any woman for that matter.
[1503] (diff score: 23)
UK: Messing around here could blackout the entire factory!
US: Whoa, messin' around here could blackout the factory.
[1698] (diff score: 23)
UK: Speech : Speech and no text.
Text   : Text and no speech.
Both   : Speech and text.
US: Speech : Speech and no text.  Text   : Text and no speech.  Both   : Speech and text.   What will they think of next?
[1785] (diff score: 23)
UK: It's bricked up very firmly.
US: It's substantially bricked up.
[2394] (diff score: 23)
UK: Far too heavy! That's what Roadies are for.
US: Yeah?! Way too much work!! That's what Roadies are for. Yeah!
[2409] (diff score: 23)
UK: What, empty boxes. I would like a Pizza though if you want to order me one?
US: What, empty boxes? I'm craving a Pizza if you want to order me one?
[2549] (diff score: 23)
UK: A great work of art. It really cheers the place up.
US: A great work of art. It really cheers the place up. I must buy one for my own home.
[2884] (diff score: 23)
UK: What a nerd! He looks really uncomfortable in those clothes. Look at those colours! You could spear fish with those!
US: Oh, check it. What a nerd! He looks really uncomfortable in those clothes. Look at those  collars! You could spear a fish with those!
[2949] (diff score: 23)
UK: I was in the maximum security Blue Pens. The normal ones are full. Apparently it is high season for different behaviour at the moment.
US: Listen, I was in the maximum security Blue Pens. The normal ones are full. Apparently  it is high season for different behavior at the moment.
[3565] (diff score: 23)
UK: You plan to undermine the current powerbase with THREE people?!
US: You plan to undermine the current powerbase with THREE people?! Ex-squeeze me, reality check.
[4083] (diff score: 23)
UK: That elevator isn't going to come! Looks like I need to find another way out.
US: Whoa, this elevator is never going to come! Looks like I need to find another way out.
[4549] (diff score: 23)
UK: Just get on with what you came to do, Boy! Disgusting though it may be!
US: Just get on with what you came to do, Boy!
[4670] (diff score: 23)
UK: It leads into a cell.
US: Oh look at that dude, it leads into a cell. Right on.
[4865] (diff score: 23)
UK: Not a good idea!
US: Yeah?! I don't think. Not a great idea!
[5128] (diff score: 23)
UK: Rafts! Those people must be crazy! Falling in that chemical soup can't be good for the complexion.
US: Rafts! They must be mad! Falling in that chemical soup can't be good for the  complexion.
[5193] (diff score: 23)
UK: Just as I guessed. My little voyage ends safely in Heather's dockland lair!
US: Just as I guessed. My little voyage ends safely in Heather's humble abode !
[5327] (diff score: 23)
UK: I ain't touching it! I might draw back a charred stump.
US: I ain't touching it! I might draw back a charred stump. Although, that might be kinda cool...
[5347] (diff score: 23)
UK: Nah! I'll leave the brick there.
US: Nah! I'll leave the brick there. All in all... it's just another brick in the wall!
[5617] (diff score: 23)
UK: These are the raw thoughts being channelled from the stadium, which is really a huge collection facility. Some of the cables are leaking. By a million to one chance, I was left where their paths converge. I have absorbed all the information.
US: These are the raw thoughts being channeled from the stadium, which is really  a huge collection facility. Some of the cables are leaking. By a million to  one chance, I was left where their paths converge. I... I have absorbed like all the  information.
[5641] (diff score: 23)
UK: Uh-huh! I can't confront them or they'll recognise me. I just have to find a way to get rid of them.
US: Uh-uh! No way! I can't confront them or they'll recognize me. I just have to find a  way to get rid of them.
[5752] (diff score: 23)
UK: I'm off to fight that evil Paul!
US: Well, here I go brave soldiers. I'm off to fight that evil Paul!
[5790] (diff score: 23)
UK: I should pay for it really, but I can't at the moment.
US: I should pay for it really, but I just can't at the moment. Financial restraints.
[5865] (diff score: 23)
UK: We must somehow gather enough dried flowers to cover up that terrible wallpaper. If my rich uncle visits he won't understand your complete allergy to seafood...
US: We must somehow, you know, gather enough dried flowers to cover up that terrible  wallpaper, man. If my rich uncle visits he's not going to understand your complete allergy to seafood.
[6335] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6350] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6365] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6380] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6395] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[367] (diff score: 22)
UK: Thanks.
US: You're the greatest.      
[744] (diff score: 22)
UK: Noticeboard
US: Notice Board
[1284] (diff score: 22)
UK: And risk the wrath of this woman? No way! 'Hell hath no fury...'
US: And risk the wrath of this woman? Oh, no way! I've risked the wrath of women before...'Hell hath no fury...'
[1323] (diff score: 22)
UK: This hasp is keeping the fridge locked. Who'd lock a fridge?
US: This hasp is keeping the fridge locked. Who in their right mind would lock a fridge?
[1362] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's no use to me. Or anyone, in fact!
US: It's no use to me. Or anyone, as far as that matters!
[1443] (diff score: 22)
UK: Judging by all those winking lights, I'd say that there is an alarm on this case. "Touch this and die!" Charming!
US: Judging by all those blinking lights, I'd say there's an alarm on this case. Touch this and die...charming.
[1699] (diff score: 22)
UK: All auxiliary screens (like this one), and cut-scene animation will be shown in either SVGA hi-res (640 x 400) or VGA (320 x 400).
US: Hey, it's simple. All auxiliary screens (like this one), and cut-scene animation will be shown in either SVGA hi-res (640 x 400) or VGA (320 x 400). SVGA's much better.      
[2221] (diff score: 22)
UK: Can you not read, Ms.? My T-Shirt proclaims in loud and garish letters the nature of my stature.
US: Can you not read, Ms.? My T-shirt very clearly proclaims in loud and garish letters the  nature of my stature, which is good.
[2413] (diff score: 22)
UK: One of those hippie space hopper things. What a blast!!
US: It's one of those hippie space hopper things. Righteous!
[2824] (diff score: 22)
UK: I've no use for it. It would go round me three times anyway!
US: I've no use for it. Besides, it would just go around me three times anyway!
[2840] (diff score: 22)
UK: What, just you on your own?
US: What, just you all by yourself?
[3128] (diff score: 22)
UK: He looks like a security guard. Well I'll get past him.
US: He looks like a security guard. Well I'll just have to trot right past him.
[3317] (diff score: 22)
UK: There's no way I can reach that!
US: There's just no way I can reach that! What are you thinking?!
[3382] (diff score: 22)
UK: Noticeboard
US: Notice Board
[3502] (diff score: 22)
UK: Yay! Progress! I wonder if I can find Saul now?
US: Yay! Progress! I wonder if I can find Saul now? Let's take it to the streets.      
[3599] (diff score: 22)
UK: Hey, I'm sure I'll think of one. They don't call me Kent "Freeform Brainstorm" Knutson for no reason you know.
US: Hey, I'm sure I'll think of one of 'em. They don't call me Kent "The Great Freeform Brainstorm"  Knutson for no reason at all.
[3665] (diff score: 22)
UK: The city. The little people going about their business, oblivious to the sinister secrets of their Police force! It makes me feel proud to be doing all this for them.
US: The city. The little people going about their business, oblivious to the  sinister forces of their evil police! It makes me feel proud to be doing all  this for them.
[3775] (diff score: 22)
UK: There are three buttons. Two, arrows, one pointing up, the other down, and a big red button.
US: There are three buttons. One arrow pointing up, one arrow pointing down, and a  big red button.
[3856] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's a big 'ol filing cupboard.
US: It's a great big filing cabinet.
[3898] (diff score: 22)
UK: Never mind, maybe you can find something else to do.
US: Well, never mind, maybe you can find something else normal to do with your time.
[3947] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's a piece of snotty broken glass!
US: Whoa, just what I wanted, a piece of snotty broken glass!
[4280] (diff score: 22)
UK: No way! If I end up like that I might jeopardise my new-found friendship.
US: Oh no way! If I end up like that I might jeopardize my new found friendship.
[4336] (diff score: 22)
UK: Oh, oooh! Something freaky this way comes!
US: Oh, oh! Check it! Damage alert! Something freaky this way comes!
[4400] (diff score: 22)
UK: There IS no groundswell, Brian! Kent is part of the group now, our man in the field. There is NO argument.
US: What are you talking about! There IS no groundswell, Brian! Kent is part of the group now, our man in the field. There is NO argument.
[4427] (diff score: 22)
UK: They'll finger me as soon as I walk in! I'll be lobotomised before you can say scalpel!
US: They'll finger me as soon as I walk in! I'll be lobotomized before you can say  scalpel!
[4629] (diff score: 22)
UK: Is there anywhere where you can't see or hear me? Or do you see EVERYTHING?
US: I'd say. So, let me ask you a question. Is there anywhere where you can't see or hear me? Or do you see EVERYTHING?
[4687] (diff score: 22)
UK: NoticeBoard
US: Notice Board
[5196] (diff score: 22)
UK: I've had enough sailing for one day.
US: Uh, no thanks. I've had enough sailing for one day. Actually, for one year.
[5210] (diff score: 22)
UK: The way out of this spooky mall.
US: The way out of this hellish mall. Righteous!
[5230] (diff score: 22)
UK: Yeah, real tasteful! It looks more like the cover of a heavy metal album.
US: Hey, tasteful! Looks more like the cover of a heavy rock album.
[5268] (diff score: 22)
UK: This crate must contain state-of-the-art equipment for Paul's Special Guard. He seems to have stepped up security today. I figure he's a little jittery.
US: This crate must contain state-of-the-art equipment for Paul's Special Guard.  He seems to have stepped up security today. I figure he's probably a little nervous.
[5333] (diff score: 22)
UK: There must be miles of that stuff! I just coil it up and throw it over my shoulder?!
US: There must be miles of that stuff! What do you want me to do.... coil it up and throw it over my  shoulder?!
[5507] (diff score: 22)
UK: They're already very open. No use now.
US: They're already very open. No use now, but try again later...thanks.
[5611] (diff score: 22)
UK: Great! Then I'll have you out in no time.
US: Great! Then I'll just have you out in no time at all. Brains … la carte.
[5674] (diff score: 22)
UK: Right idea I think, but it looks way too dark back there. I need a light before I go any further in these tunnels!
US: Bright idea, but it looks way too dark back there. I need a light  before I go any further into these tunnels!
[5685] (diff score: 22)
UK: I still don't have anything to paint the sculpture with. I need a pressurised container of some sort, oh, and to fill it with yellow paint.
US: I still don't have anything to paint the sculpture with. I need a pressurized  container of some sort, oh, and to fill it with yellow paint.
[5718] (diff score: 22)
UK: He kind of met with an accident. I didn't see exactly what happened. He told us to go on without him.
US: Oh no. He kind of met with an accident. I didn't exactly see what happened, but I know it was spooky. He told us to go on without him.
[5745] (diff score: 22)
UK: So what is our next step? How do we free everyone from your machine?
US: So, dear friends, what is our next step? How do we free everyone from your treacherous machine?
[5850] (diff score: 22)
UK: You sure are a hard taskmaster, Miss Heather. See you all later.
US: You sure are a hard task mistress, Miss Heather. See you all later.                  
[6068] (diff score: 22)
UK: Good! It's about time someone made a stand against your stupid, selfish laws!
US: Good! It's about time someone made a stand against your stupid, selfish, indecent, inconsiderable laws!
[6139] (diff score: 22)
UK: Is this the right floor for haberdashery?
US: Is this the right floor for appliances?
[6156] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's a fire extinguisher I think. It has "For Norm Troopers Use Only" written on the side. Weird!
US: It's a fire extinguisher I think. It has "For Norm Troopers Use Only" written  on the side. That's pretty strange.
[6234] (diff score: 22)
UK: This appears to be bits of blown-up cracker crate.
US: These appear to be bits of blown up cracker crate.
[6423] (diff score: 22)
UK: How?
US: I'm not hungry right now.
[1625] (diff score: 21)
UK: I'm not picking that up whilst it's spinning around like a dervish!
US: Yeah! I'm not picking that up while it's spinning like a dervish!
[2083] (diff score: 21)
UK: Out into the wilds of the city we go...
US: Out into the wilds of the city we go... Yeah! Cha Cha little troopers!
[2529] (diff score: 21)
UK: Possibly the worst musical instrument ever invented!
US: Oh no! It doesn't suck! It's just possibly the worst musical instrument ever invented!
[2717] (diff score: 21)
UK: What gave the game away?
US: Oh really? Well what was it that gave the game away?
[2922] (diff score: 21)
UK: Could I just...
US: Right-e-o! Just one thing...
[3161] (diff score: 21)
UK: I can't understand it, never mind use it!
US: I can't even understand it, much less use it!
[3283] (diff score: 21)
UK: I could stick the lamp on my head and pretend to be a Norm?
US: I got it! I could just stick a lamp on my head and pretend to be a Norm? Yeah! Right on!
[4437] (diff score: 21)
UK: I don't like this. I want to go home!
US: You know, I really don't like this at all. I want to go home now!
[4471] (diff score: 21)
UK: It's chained firmly to the wall.
US: It's attached to the wall.
[4614] (diff score: 21)
UK: OK, I guess you should get on with it. I'll try to be as natural as possible. If I do anything weird it's probably the after-effects of my trauma. I was deeply affected.
US: OK, I guess you should get on with it. I'll try to be as natural as possible.  If I do anything weird it's probably the just the after-effects of my trauma.
[4770] (diff score: 21)
UK: I've got it, but I'm not comfortable with the idea.
US: I've got it, but I'm not comfortable with the idea, I'll tell you that right now.
[4866] (diff score: 21)
UK: Even now some fire crackers are still going off. What a great fireworks show!
US: Even now some fire crackers are still going off. What a great pyrotechnics  show!
[5334] (diff score: 21)
UK: These cables have got a life of their own.
US: These cables have got a life of their own. They're like snakes.....I hate snakes!
[5478] (diff score: 21)
UK: That should keep that slab down.
US: That should keep that slab down. Stay down, damn slab! Stay down...don't even try it!
[5596] (diff score: 21)
UK: Name's kent. I'm here to rescue you... again.
US: Name's Kent. Little spacey...but that's OK....I'm here to rescue you... again.
[5651] (diff score: 21)
UK: "We may never see his like again"! I'm gonna get Paul to eat those words - with a hammer and a chisel.
US: "We may never see his like again!" I'm gonna get Paul to eat those words -  with a fork and knife.
[5694] (diff score: 21)
UK: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!
US: Cool!!!!
[5895] (diff score: 21)
UK: You have caught me in a rare moment of sanity Kent. Breeeeep! I am trying to remember something. Something that could restore me to my previous state of mind. A secret of mine which has slipped away.
US: You have caught me in a rare moment of sanity Kent. Breeeeep! I am trying to  remember somethin' here. Somethin' that could restore me to my previous state of  mind. A secret of mine which has slipped away.
[5994] (diff score: 21)
UK: I can't walk through it. It needs opening in some subtle way.
US: I can't just walk through it. It needs to be opened in some subtle way.
[6026] (diff score: 21)
UK: Norm 2782, why are you here?
US: 
[6050] (diff score: 21)
UK: Norm 2782, why are you here?
US: 
[6242] (diff score: 21)
UK: I don't think the guy would let me in. He looks kinda cheesed off!
US: I don't think the guy would let me in. He looks kinda pissed off right now.
[6434] (diff score: 21)
UK: That sharkpoon gun made a pretty good hole! It could still be a winner. I can't stand it in here much longer. That really is the BIGGEST smell I ever smelled! If that Norm outside gets a whiff, he'll think I'm up to no good.
US: That sharkpoon gun made a pretty good hole! I can't stand it in here much longer. That really is the BIGGEST smell I ever smelled! If that Norm guy outside gets a whiff, he'll think I'm up to no good.
[6498] (diff score: 21)
UK: It's way too heavy to move, that's why the Norms fragged it where it stands.
US: Oh no...It's way too heavy to move, that's why the Norms demolished it where it stands.
[250] (diff score: 20)
UK: A key without a lock is like a bar without beer!
US: A key without a lock is like a bar without beer! or...a gun without bullets, or...a card without a deck!
[644] (diff score: 20)
UK: Rat in Washer
US: Rat in Washing Machine
[697] (diff score: 20)
UK: Bollard
US: Traffic Signal
[699] (diff score: 20)
UK: Bollard
US: Traffic Signal
[1285] (diff score: 20)
UK: Boring! Computers are boring, boring, boring!
US: Boring! Computers are boring, boring, boring, boring, boring! No computer class for me.
[1368] (diff score: 20)
UK: I'd better not.
US: I don't want it.
[1382] (diff score: 20)
UK: I can push these buttons until I'm blue in the face. That elevator won't come!
US: I can push these buttons until I'm blue in the face. The elevator still will not come!
[1383] (diff score: 20)
UK: That would be vandalism!
US: Oh no, I could never do that. That would be vandalism! No, no, no, not I!
[1393] (diff score: 20)
UK: I could make a nice tablecloth out of one! Or a quilt?
US: I could make a nice table cloth out of one, or a quilt.
[1415] (diff score: 20)
UK:  It's luke warm and smells of plastic.
US: It's like, lukewarm and it smells of...plastic?
[1494] (diff score: 20)
UK: I hope no one's in these cubicles I'm snooping around in!
US: I hope no one's in those cubicles that I'm snooping in.
[1599] (diff score: 20)
UK: Ah, the poor little thing. Someone's strung him up and left him to die!
US: Ah, the poor little guy. Someone's strung him up and left him for dead.
[2025] (diff score: 20)
UK: Cheesy rubber hand puppet. They are either meant to be rats or little horses. It's quite hard to tell, the craftsmanship is a little, er... ambiguous.
US: Cheesy rubber hand puppet. They are either meant to be rats or little horses.  It's a little hard to tell, the craftsmanship is a little, er...crappy.
[2179] (diff score: 20)
UK: I bought you a gift to make up for all the aggravation I caused earlier.
US: Hey there friend. I bought you a little gift to make up for all the aggravation I caused earlier.
[2191] (diff score: 20)
UK: Excuse me for interrupting...
US: Hello there. Excuse me for interrupting everything.
[2303] (diff score: 20)
UK: That would be silly!
US: That would be extremely stupid!
[2357] (diff score: 20)
UK: I'd rather not touch this! 
US: I'd rather not touch this! Now where do I put the tape?
[2377] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's very ominous, but I'm sure it's just a coffee machine. Why do they always make them look so frightening?
US: It's very ominous, but I'm sure it's just a coffee machine. Why do they always  make them look so damn scary ?
[2431] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's impolite to go round picking people's flowers!
US: You know, it's impolite to go round picking people's flowers. Or is that noses?
[2454] (diff score: 20)
UK: I wonder what this is? I don't have any idea.
US: I wonder what this is? I've no idea, I'm sure!
[2532] (diff score: 20)
UK: A cheap imitation made from fibreglass.
US: A cheap imitation made from fiberglass.
[2839] (diff score: 20)
UK: Go away Citizen. I'm not supposed to fraternise with the public. I'm here to protect you all.
US: Go away Citizen. I'm not supposed to fraternize with the public. I'm here to  protect you all.
[2850] (diff score: 20)
UK: Thanks!
US: Thank you so much!
[2876] (diff score: 20)
UK: Let me have a think... Wild animals, definitely wild, rabid animals. An if, er... if I was sick. Y'know, if I had the sniffles or such.
US: Leave my post well, well let me have a think... Wild animals, definitely wild, rabid animals. And if, er... if I was sick. Y'know, if I had the sniffles or such.
[3042] (diff score: 20)
UK: He's already doing my will, by causing a diversion, he he!
US: He's already doing what I need--causing a diversion, he he, hew!
[3655] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's monitoring someone's vital signs.
US: It's monitoring the vital signs of somebody.
[3810] (diff score: 20)
UK: He, he, I did a really great job repainting the Mall. Well, it was boring without that special touch of colour!
US: I guess I really did a great repainting job at the Mall. Well, it was boring  without that special touch of color!
[3830] (diff score: 20)
UK: I have no use for them.
US: I'm sorry, I just have absolutely no use for them.
[3893] (diff score: 20)
UK: He's in the corridor. He's knocked himself out!
US: He's in the corridor. But, that's okay, he's a moron and he's knocked himself out!
[4010] (diff score: 20)
UK: I can hear the music from here. It's really loud!
US: Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen!
[4012] (diff score: 20)
UK: WOW! Somebody's bolted these cans to his head!
US: WOW! Somebody's bolted these cans to his head! What were they thinking?
[4158] (diff score: 20)
UK: I'm not capable of doing that.
US: Sorry dude, I'm not capable to do that.
[4258] (diff score: 20)
UK: I want this to stop! My grey matter is about to seep onto my shoulders!
US: I want this to stop! My gray matter is about to seep onto my shoulders! No, it can't be so!
[4331] (diff score: 20)
UK: I think it's decided to use itself. I'm not very comfortable right now!
US: I think it's decided to use itself. I am not at all comfortable.
[4335] (diff score: 20)
UK: Not in a family game!
US: Right?! Hello!!! Check it out! Not in a family game!
[4544] (diff score: 20)
UK: Most ignorant guy I ever met! At least Norm 2782 quoted rules and stuff at me, before his lucky injury.
US: Yeah?! Most ignorant guy I ever met! At least Norm 2782 quoted rules and stuff at me,  before his unfortunate injury.
[4562] (diff score: 20)
UK: This gets me out of this elevator.
US: Hey! This gets me out of this elevator. Next floor lingerie.
[4832] (diff score: 20)
UK: You barfed on my uniform! SPLEEEURCH!!
US: Oh swell, you vomited on my uniform! SPLEEEURCH!!              
[4958] (diff score: 20)
UK: How can a pinboard be out of order?!
US: What? How can a pin board be out of order?!
[5084] (diff score: 20)
UK: Fry, you unwanted technological trinket!
US: Fry, you unwanted piece of technological trinket! Fry away and be gone! Fry! Fry!
[5418] (diff score: 20)
UK: I've bent them enough to get through.
US: I've bent them quite enough to get through. Call me Super Dude!
[5439] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's way too heavy and awkward.
US: It's way too heavy and awkward, which is not a good thing.
[5577] (diff score: 20)
UK: I can just slip this brain out of here and into my pocket...
US: I can just slip this brain out of here and right into the suit...
[5964] (diff score: 20)
UK: This must be when I blew up the mall.
US: Whoa! This must be when I blew up the mall. What a mess! Right on!
[6080] (diff score: 20)
UK: How about knowing that your brother still breathes, and that you live in mortal fear of him, and the people's reaction should they find out he is still alive and well?
US: How about knowing that your brother still breathes, AND that you live in  mortal fear of him, AND the people's reaction should they find out he is still  alive and well? Tell me that, Mr. Paul Norm Dude?!
[6445] (diff score: 20)
UK: Back to boredsville!
US: Back to mundanity!
[115] (diff score: 19)
UK: Admin pedestal.
US: Administration Pedestal.
[294] (diff score: 19)
UK: Well... er... I have this video that I've been told has to be played today.
US: Sorry. Well... er... You see Mr. Sir Man, I have this video that I've been told that has to be played today.
[299] (diff score: 19)
UK: Begone! I'm very busy!
US: Be gone with you! I'm very busy!              
[840] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[843] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[845] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[847] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[849] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[851] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[1017] (diff score: 19)
UK: How's it going?
US: Hey fatty....how's it hangin'?
[1345] (diff score: 19)
UK: I don't have a use for this right now.
US: Sorry, I don't have a use for this right now. Check back later.
[2181] (diff score: 19)
UK: Scareymongeroos!!! It's a big fat RAT! I'm outta here! Momma, I'll wear the dress...!
US: Whoa!!! It's a big fat RAT! I'm outta here! Momma, I'll wear the  dress! Momma!
[2217] (diff score: 19)
UK: Hi, I'm interested in the job of furniture testing. Could you arrange an interview for me? Mr. Brinkler is the name I've been given.
US: Hi there, how are you? I'm interested in the job of furniture testing. How can you arrange an interview for me? Mr. Brinkler is the name I've been given.
[2574] (diff score: 19)
UK: These things date back to the 60's!
US: Whoa! These things date back to the 60's! Flashback...Trippy!
[2593] (diff score: 19)
UK: I'm scared of who might be on the other end.
US: I'm scared of who might be on the other end. What if it's the Bush People??
[2704] (diff score: 19)
UK: Yeah, right! Er, thanks for the matches.
US: Of course, thanks for the matches.                
[2904] (diff score: 19)
UK: I couldn't sort of borrow this, could I?
US: Ah, by the way. I couldn't sort of, maybe, kind of borrow this, could I?
[2914] (diff score: 19)
UK: I thought you were a great rock megastar? Why are you working in a dump like this? Oh, sorry, no offence.
US: I thought you were a great rock megastar? Why are you working in a dump like  this? Oh, no offense.
[2975] (diff score: 19)
UK: You can't escape. Not until you answer my questions.
US: Whoa, wait a minute dude. You can't escape. Not until you answer my questions.                  
[3022] (diff score: 19)
UK: Here he is, but how do I make him bark?
US: Here he is, but how do I make him bark? Sit Spot. Sit...Stand...Screech...
[3545] (diff score: 19)
UK: You may be a fool Heather, but I haven't given up yet.
US: Well, it's true you might be a fool Heather, but I haven't given up yet.
[3636] (diff score: 19)
UK: I wouldn't know how. This stuff is over my head!
US: I wouldn't know how. This stuff is way past me!
[3724] (diff score: 19)
UK: Hey, that looks like a great telescopic ladder. How handy!
US: Hey, that looks like a great extension ladder. How handy!
[3825] (diff score: 19)
UK: I'm not using someone elses toothbrush!
US: Yeah right! I'm not using someone else's toothbrush!
[3990] (diff score: 19)
UK: This looks like a great telescopic ladder.
US: This looks like a great extension ladder.
[4045] (diff score: 19)
UK: Now that I've fixed it, I can grind some things with it. But what?
US: Now that I've fixed it, I can grind something with it. But what?
[4279] (diff score: 19)
UK: Sheesh, this is creepy! That dude's soaked. He doesn't look too hot either, his flesh is all waxy and slack!
US: Whoa, this is creepy! That dude's soaked. He doesn't look too hot either,  his flesh is all waxy and sick.
[4775] (diff score: 19)
UK: I bet I could now! Those hinges can't be that strong.
US: I'm pretty confident I could now. Those hinges can't be that strong.
[4845] (diff score: 19)
UK: A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball.
US: A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball.
[4891] (diff score: 19)
UK: Hi, I'm back. I'm sorta working on a rescue. Are you still in there?
US: Hey, I'm back. Er, I... I'm sorta working on a rescue type scenario. Are you still in there?
[5368] (diff score: 19)
UK: All this strange stuff seems to be converging somewhere. Weird!
US: Whoa....All of this trippy stuff seems to be converging somewhere. Weird!
[5414] (diff score: 19)
UK: They won't open. I might be able to lever them with something.
US: They won't open. I might be able to pry them with something...but maybe not!
[5543] (diff score: 19)
UK: The roof has fallen in here, right in the doorway.
US: The roof has fallen in here, right in front of a door.
[5609] (diff score: 19)
UK: How can I get you out of here, Saul? You're too big to fit through that hole in the wall.
US: How can I get you out of here, Saul? You're too big to fit through that hole  in the wall. I need your help, Mr. Brain?!
[5647] (diff score: 19)
UK: Saul says I can get access to the stage from the sewers below the stadium.
US: Saul says I can get access to the stage from the sewers below the stadium. That sounds like a plan.
[5671] (diff score: 19)
UK: I can't reach the ladder! Looks like I'm stuck down here, maybe forever, man!
US: I can't reach the ladder! Looks like I'm stuck down here forever, man! Somebody help me!
[5696] (diff score: 19)
UK: They have some evidence up there. Stuff that sews my case tighter than a duck's butt.
US: Yeah, no doubt. They have some evidence up there. Stuff that sews my case tighter than a  Norm's butt.
[5746] (diff score: 19)
UK: If we break the data link at one of the booster stations it should weaken the magnet's grip on the populace long enough for them to realise what is going on. Damn my evil twin! It was only to be used in jails!
US: If we break the data link at one of the booster stations it should weaken the  magnet's grip on the populace long enough for them to realize what's going  on. Damn my evil twin, man! It was only to be used in jails!
[5772] (diff score: 19)
UK: OK, I'm gone.
US: And you smell....but that's OK, I'm gone.                  
[6052] (diff score: 19)
UK: Excuse me, Leader Paul. I have important duties to attend to.
US: Excuse me, Leader Paul. Great man, Oh Sir, Master. I have important duties to attend to.
[6114] (diff score: 19)
UK: Touch-Down!
US: Eat this Bug!
[6126] (diff score: 19)
UK: Yeah, like I'm terrified!
US: Yeah, like I'm terrified! Shakin' in my boots, whoa!
[6320] (diff score: 19)
UK: Dai, it's good to see you up and about enjoying life.
US: Dai, it's good to see you up and about enjoying life. Hooray, hooray, it's a beautiful day.
[6432] (diff score: 19)
UK: It's much too small. I may be fit and athletic but I would need to lose around 90% of my body mass to get down that way
US: Oh no, it's much too small. I may be fit and athletic and very good looking, but I would need to lose around 90% of my body mass to get down that way.
[353] (diff score: 18)
UK: Er... can I ask if you want to go out when this game is over?
US: Excuse me, by the way.... Can I ask you if you want to go out when this game is over?
[724] (diff score: 18)
UK: I'm not a trashman!
US: I'm not a trashman! I'm a scientist! So back off!
[1288] (diff score: 18)
UK: TVN - Television Normality. What an inspiring name!
US: TVN - Television Normality. What an inspiring name! Makes me want to sleep.
[1373] (diff score: 18)
UK: I've never figured out how this works. Maybe it doesn't?
US: I've never figured out how this works. So, possibly, it doesn't? Nah!
[1378] (diff score: 18)
UK: This keeps my pad fed with stale, dry air!
US: This keeps my apartment fed with stale, dry air, normal!
[1457] (diff score: 18)
UK: Looks like a blueprint for a chair. It says here, "Our most successful product". Well, I guess everyone needs chairs.
US: Seems like a blueprint for a chair. It says here, "OUR MOST SUCCESSFUL PRODUCT." Well, I guess everyone needs chairs, don't they.
[1544] (diff score: 18)
UK: I'm not putting any more money in there.
US: Yeah, I'm not putting anymore money in there.
[1624] (diff score: 18)
UK: It's working now. I'll leave it alone.
US: It's working now. Let it be, let it be.
[1697] (diff score: 18)
UK: Hi-res : Hi-res in game.
Lo-res : Lo-res in game. (quicker)

US: Hi-res : Hi-res in game. Hey, that looks cool!  Lo-res : Lo-res in game is quicker.
[2358] (diff score: 18)
UK: No way! I'd hate to pay the electricity bill on this beast!
US: No way! I'd hate to pay the electricity bill on this beast! You think Vegas is bad?!
[2556] (diff score: 18)
UK: I've memorised the charts.
US: I've memorized the charts.
[2932] (diff score: 18)
UK: Ah! Er...
US: OK, but one thing. I......
[3003] (diff score: 18)
UK: Yes, I just might be able to fly the croppers out over the security scanner!
US: Yes, I just might be able to fly the little guys out over the security scanner!
[3048] (diff score: 18)
UK: Yes, a fire would be good, but not until I distract that Norm, get him away from the Waffle.
US: Yes, Now that I think about it...a fire would be good. But not until I distract that Norm and get him away  from the Waffle.
[3103] (diff score: 18)
UK: The Great Shake-Up? I think I remember something about THAT in Modern History classes. But there was something interesting going on outside at the time.
US: The Great Shake-Up? I think I remember something about that in Modern   History classes. But there was something more interesting going on outside   just at that moment.
[3460] (diff score: 18)
UK: Elephantly? I couldn't sort of apologise, could I? Or hide perhaps?
US: Elephantly? I couldn't sort of apologize, could I? Or hide perhaps?
[3559] (diff score: 18)
UK: This is Norm 2782. He got injured when the Waffle got painted. I reckoned you guys would be able to help him. He's injured and confused.
US: This is Norm 2782. He got injured when the Waffle got painted. I recognized you  guys would be able to help him. He's injured and confused.
[3698] (diff score: 18)
UK: Er, yes.
US: Er, yes. As a matter of fact, I is.
[3937] (diff score: 18)
UK: OK, but I don't want to carry him far! He's soooo heavy!
US: OK, but I don't want to carry him far because he's so damn heavy!
[4270] (diff score: 18)
UK: Would you like an Aspirin?
US: Would you like a head pill?
[4733] (diff score: 18)
UK: This appears to be a layout of ZoomToobs. Complicated stuff!
US: This appears to be a layout of Zoom Toobs. Complicated stuff!
[4909] (diff score: 18)
UK: I might have gone too far this time!
US: I think I might have just gone a bit too far this time! Sorry!
[4912] (diff score: 18)
UK: Can you recognise my voice?
US: Can you recognize my voice?
[5340] (diff score: 18)
UK: I can't slip through them.
US: There's no way to slip through them.
[5341] (diff score: 18)
UK: I can't open them. No way.
US: I can't open them. No way possible. Don't even ask!
[5380] (diff score: 18)
UK: I guess behind that wall is the place to be. All traffic is heading that way.
US: Whoa. I guess behind that wall is the place to be. All traffic merging that way.
[5531] (diff score: 18)
UK: It's all broken. Useless.
US: It's all broken. Useless. USELESS! What have you given me?!!
[5557] (diff score: 18)
UK: Potentially, they have no use whatsoever. I'll leave them here.
US: Hey dude, they have no use whatsoever. I'll leave them here.
[5704] (diff score: 18)
UK: OK, I'm going back out there. I just had a terrible feeling of deja vu.
US: We, we, we. What are you, French? OK, I'm going back out there. I just had a terrible feeling of deja vu.
[5776] (diff score: 18)
UK: I think I'll leave Norm alone for a while, give him time to adapt and stabilise.
US: I think I'll leave Norm alone for a while, give him time to adapt and  stabilize.                  
[5866] (diff score: 18)
UK: Er, quite! I think what Saul is saying is that we should attempt to destroy it. Something is happening to his mind Kent. I think he spent too long in the Mood Filter.
US: Ah, yeah, right! I think what Saul is saying is that we should attempt to destroy  it. Something is happening to his mind Kent. I think he spent too long in the  Mood Filter.
[5899] (diff score: 18)
UK: What about this cracker? Would it detonate anything?
US: What about this firecracker? Would it detonate anything?
[5920] (diff score: 18)
UK: You're my hero Kent! Would you do that? We will all be there at the stadium. You'll recognise us because we will all be wearing disguises. Go, and good luck. We will see you there. We won't be able to talk to you though.
US: You're my hero Kent! Would you do that? We'll all be there at the stadium.  You'll recognize us because we will all be wearing disguises. Go, and good  luck. We will see you there. We won't be able to talk to you though.
[5939] (diff score: 18)
UK: I'm not digging through here!
US: No way, dude! I'm not digging through there!
[6115] (diff score: 18)
UK: I don't think that will trouble me again.
US: I don't think that will be bothering me again.
[6230] (diff score: 18)
UK: I already have some.
US: I already have some. But thanks for asking.
[6378] (diff score: 18)
UK: I seem to recall an elevator but that might have been elsewhere. It's all gone a little pear-shaped my old cauliflower. Sorry! Please hurry and find my mind for me.
US: I seem to recall an elevator but that might have been elsewhere. It's all gone  pear shaped my cauliflower. Please hurry, find my mind for me.
[6431] (diff score: 18)
UK: It seems to be analysing a fire extinguisher. What is this fascination with fire extinguishers?
US: It seems to be analyzing a fire extinguisher. What is this fascination with  fire extinguishers?
[65] (diff score: 17)
UK: (Norm outside): Norm 7462 to Base. We have a citizen displaying abnormal behaviour. Request assistance.
US: (Norm outside): Norm 7462 to Base. We have a citizen displaying abnormal  behavior. Request assistance.
[351] (diff score: 17)
UK: Oh, ok. Sorry to trouble you Miss.
US: Oh, right then.. So, sorry to trouble you.
[903] (diff score: 17)
UK: Whoh! Whah! Oh no! AAARGH!
US: Whoa! Whah! Oh no! AAARGH! Very scary.
[1305] (diff score: 17)
UK: What would I do with it?!
US: What am I supposed to do with it?!
[1467] (diff score: 17)
UK: Tiddler's medal for winning the Neutropolis Eating Competition. Wow!
US: Tiddler's medal for winning Neutropolis eating competition? Wow, that's impressive!
[1885] (diff score: 17)
UK: The card's covered in a whole lot of gloopy beans!
US: The card's covered in a whole lot of goopy beans! Grodey!
[1918] (diff score: 17)
UK: Good grief! I think it's a fax machine but it may be some complex artificially intelligent photocopier. Jeez! Take me to your leader!
US: I think it's a fax machine but it may be some complex artificially  intelligent photocopier. Whoa! Take me to your leader!
[2194] (diff score: 17)
UK: What's it to you? Go away, I'm working and I'm far too clever to waste time talking to you.
US: What's it to you? Go away, I'm working and I'm far too superior to waste time  talking to you. Got it?
[2226] (diff score: 17)
UK: Please go through to the Plush-Rest Hospitality Niche. Make yourself comfortable. Mr. Brinkler will be along presently.
US: Please go through to the Plush-Rest Hospitality Center, Mr. Zontal. Make  yourself comfortable. Mr. Brinkler will be along presently.
[2506] (diff score: 17)
UK: There's a No-Entry sign on it. Still, that doesn't stop the roving Kent!
US: There's a No-Entry sign on it. Still, that doesn't stop the roving Kent from finding his way!
[2622] (diff score: 17)
UK: I couldn't just borrow a couple of items could I? Some of those...
US: Oh, I couldn't just borrow a couple of items could I? Perhaps some of these and some of those, and a couple of these and a couple of those.
[2639] (diff score: 17)
UK: Er, I'm a little low on cash at the moment.
US: Whoa, little bit low on the cash scene at the moment.
[2652] (diff score: 17)
UK: I'd show ya but there aren't any other hounds around. He needs other dogs to get his mean streak goin'.
US: I'd show you, but there aren't any other hounds around. You see he needs other dogs to  get his mean streak going.
[2969] (diff score: 17)
UK: You are on your own... Sorry, what IS your name?
US: Hey bud, you're on your own... Sorry, what IS your name anyway?
[2970] (diff score: 17)
UK: Kent.
US: Kent, baby. At your service.
[2972] (diff score: 17)
UK: U and I together? Sheesh!
US: U and I together? Sounds sassy!
[3547] (diff score: 17)
UK: What was it that you wanted me to do, exactly? I have a terrible memory.
US: What was it that you wanted me to do, exactly? I have a really bad memory.
[3672] (diff score: 17)
UK: One of Paul's army of sados. His name badge says Conrad Smulch.
US: Oh look, one of Paul's army of dweebs. His name badge says Conrad Smulch.    
[3773] (diff score: 17)
UK: I bet they store all kinds of drugs in here.
US: I bet they store all kinds of medical stuff in here.
[3933] (diff score: 17)
UK: It looks like Paul's giving his favourite building a face lift. I think he should consider one for each of his loyal servants.
US: It looks like Paul's giving his favorite building a face lift. I think he  should consider one for each of his loyal servants.
[4018] (diff score: 17)
UK: He's not enjoying this at all, really. His eyeballs look like they are full of milk, they've rolled so far back into his head. I should save him from that maniac in the white coat.
US: He's not enjoying this at all, really. His eyeballs look like they are full of  milk because they're so far back into his head. I should save him from that  maniac in the white coat.
[4303] (diff score: 17)
UK: Those old blue walls! I never thought I'd see them again. What a depressing colour scheme! How did I get myself into this mess?
US: Those old blue walls! I never thought I'd see them again. What a depressing  color! How did I get myself into this mess?
[4315] (diff score: 17)
UK: Please let me out?! I have someone to rescue.
US: Please let me out?! Please! Please! I can't take it anymore!!! I have someone to rescue.
[4409] (diff score: 17)
UK: So, is there any news on the gizmos from the factory? What do you reckon they do?
US: So, is there any news on the gizmos from the factory? What do you think they  do, really?
[4587] (diff score: 17)
UK: Cistern
US: Toilet Tank
[4645] (diff score: 17)
UK: Whooooah! Hold it right there! It takes more than ten years to learn how to operate this console, and you've never seen one before, have you? If you stick to your tasks I'll stick to mine. Just pretend I'm not here.
US: Whooooah! Hold it right there! Takes more 'n' ten years to learn how to  operate this console. You've never seen one before, buddy. If you stick to  your tasks I'll stick to mine. Just pretend I'm not here.
[5008] (diff score: 17)
UK: OK, it's moved position now.
US: OK, it's moved positions now.
[5016] (diff score: 17)
UK: Saul, do you have any idea what these codes are for? You have been here a little longer than me.
US: Do you have any idea what these codes are for? You have been here just a  tad longer than me.
[5099] (diff score: 17)
UK: Gosh, I can't believe that I've actually found something interesting. What a fabulous piece of Avant-Garde sculpture. Wow! It must be interactive, I can see a glowing green button right here on the front.
US: Hey now! I can't believe that I've actually found something interesting. What a  fabulous piece of avant-garde sculpture. Hmmm, It must be interactive, I can see a glowing green button right here on the front.
[5178] (diff score: 17)
UK: A matchbook that the Blindman left behind.
US: A matchbook that the Blindman left behind. Guess he didn't see it!
[5348] (diff score: 17)
UK: That brick made a great step.
US: That brick made a great step. Glad I kept it around!
[5373] (diff score: 17)
UK: This cable is seeping data. It's freaking me out, man!
US: This cable is seeping data. Freaks me out, man!
[5452] (diff score: 17)
UK: That roof brace is a little too heavy to swing effectively, man.
US: That roof brace is a little too heavy to wield effectively, dude.
[5465] (diff score: 17)
UK: Your prescence is required on Terra Firma, Citizen! Hurry, or I'll call a reliable cement company!
US: Your presence is required on Terra Firma, Citizen! Hurry, or I'll call a reliable cement company!
[5822] (diff score: 17)
UK: You did well Kent. Brian is still struggling. He is more useful spiritually than physically as I have said before.
US: You did great Kent. Brian is still struggling. He is more useful spiritually  than physically as I have told you before.
[5929] (diff score: 17)
UK: Whizzz... Wheeee...
US: Snore, snore.
[6098] (diff score: 17)
UK: I can't get out with old Norm standing there!
US: I can't get anywhere with old Norm standing there! Booger.
[6147] (diff score: 17)
UK: I don't have any rabid guinea pigs to break the glass!
US: Huh, shoot! I have no rabid guinea pigs to break the glass!
[6332] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6344] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6359] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6374] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6389] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6472] (diff score: 17)
UK: What a surprise, it's still dark and cloudy. It would make such a difference if for just one day it was brighter. Then maybe everybody would smile or maybe something weirder would happen.
US: What a surprise, it's still dark and cloudy. It would make such a difference if  for just one day it was brighter. Then maybe everyone would smile or maybe  something weirder would happen
[49] (diff score: 16)
UK: Well I don't suppose it would hurt that much. The strong, abrasive edge of the coffee will probably mask the chalky aftertaste of the paint. At least it LOOKS like milk.
US: Well I don't suppose it would hurt that much. The strong, abrasive edge of the  coffee will probably mask the chalky aftertaste of the paint. At least it  LOOKS like milk and it does a body good.
[1263] (diff score: 16)
UK: Doesn't time pass slowly when you're having fun!
US: Doesn't time pass really slow when you're having fun!
[1293] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'm not interested in horticulture right now.
US: I'm not very interested in horticulture right now. Thank you very much!
[1344] (diff score: 16)
UK: I wouldn't fancy a swim in here! Mr. Otter doesn't seem to mind it though.
US: I wouldn't really dig a swim in here! Mr. Otter doesn't seem to mind though.      
[1416] (diff score: 16)
UK: Hmmmm... Getting to that chute could be a way into the dumpster.
US: You know, getting to that chute could be a way to the dumpster.
[1518] (diff score: 16)
UK: The kitchen is through here. Ah well, I suppose I'll have to wait to get a bite to eat.
US: The kitchen is through here. Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait to get a bite to eat.
[2013] (diff score: 16)
UK: I don't want the thing.
US: I don't want the damn thing. Leave me alone!
[2078] (diff score: 16)
UK: Oh. Just trying to be friendly.
US: Oh, well too bad for you! Just trying to be friendly.
[2618] (diff score: 16)
UK: Zpft! Momma seyud ah have to go pee-pee now.
US: Momma said I have to go pee-pee now.
[2644] (diff score: 16)
UK: Bye now.
US: All righty, bye then.
[2765] (diff score: 16)
UK: This sad individual looks really fed up. His badge says he's Ray.
US: This sad individual looks totally fed up. His badge says Ray.
[2893] (diff score: 16)
UK: Sure thing. Sounds about right. I'm Brian. Whaddya want to know man?
US: Sure thing. Sounds about right. I'm Brian. Whad'ya want to know?
[2995] (diff score: 16)
UK: This little toy won't support the weight of metal croppers!
US: This little toy won't support the weight of metal clippers!
[3118] (diff score: 16)
UK: Why weren't you impressed?
US: Well, what weren't you impressed about?
[3165] (diff score: 16)
UK: I can't with this lunk standing here!
US: Yeah, right?! I can't with this lug standing here!
[3300] (diff score: 16)
UK: Ugh! I'm not shaking hands with you!
US: Ugh! Not a chance, pal! I'm not shaking hands with you! Wash 'em!
[3690] (diff score: 16)
UK: Hello, Norm. Could you enlighten me as to what this gizmo is?
US: Could you enlighten me as to what the hell this gizmo is?
[3697] (diff score: 16)
UK: Norm 2782, are you experiencing difficulties with the ZOOMTOOB?
US: Norm 2782, are you experiencing difficulties with the ZOOM TOOB?
[3701] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'll be off then.
US: Alrighty then, I'll be going.
[3717] (diff score: 16)
UK: Er... stay Normal.
US: Nothing, brother. Stay Normal.
[4009] (diff score: 16)
UK: There are straps holding the guy in, made from some kind of seatbelt type material.
US: There are straps holding the guy in, made from some kind of seat belt type  material.
[4139] (diff score: 16)
UK: "Kent Knutson: First Offender. Evidence relating to other crimes has been lost. Considered slightly different!"
US: "Kent Knutson: First Offender. Evidence relating to other crimes has been  lost. Considered slightly strange!"
[4275] (diff score: 16)
UK: My God! It's leader Paul!  Or it could be S...
US: Holy Fascist Leader! It's Paul! Or could it be ..
[4282] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'm in a kinda good but could get worse any minute, mood. Using this could potentially ruin my day.
US: I'm in a kinda good but could get worse any minute, kinda mood. Using this could  potentially ruin my day, so don't make me do it!
[4309] (diff score: 16)
UK: Hey, I want to use the bathroom.
US: Hey, I want to use the bathroom...lavatory...restroom.
[4590] (diff score: 16)
UK: It's just the cistern.
US: It's just the water tank.
[4651] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'll thank you to leave those right there, Norm. You are a curious one aren't you?. They're just bugs which are surplus to my requirements. Most are hidden. If you spot any, try not to break them. They're very very fragile, and not cheap.
US: I'll thank you to leave those right there, Norm. Boy, you are a curious one.  They're just bugs which are surplus to my requirements. Most are hidden. If  you spot any, try not to break them. They're very very fragile.
[4757] (diff score: 16)
UK: I love Walnut Cones, but I don't want to steal someone elses food stash!
US: I love Walnut Cones, but I don't want to steal someone else's secret food  stash!
[4943] (diff score: 16)
UK: Is this a warning to duuuuudes?
US: Oh, I get it. This must be a warning to duuuuudes?
[5022] (diff score: 16)
UK: I should find and destroy that dude's bugs. He's a pain in the neck!
US: I should find and destroy that dude's bugs. He's a pain in the neck, and I don't like him at all!
[5081] (diff score: 16)
UK: I gotta find that bug!
US: I gotta find that bug...before I'm out of luck!
[5253] (diff score: 16)
UK: Yurg! I bet Paul looks gross on this huge thing!
US: Oh gross! I bet Paul looks disgusting on this huge thing!
[5258] (diff score: 16)
UK: Overdose! I reckon the whole city will be able to hear Paul when he speaks through these!
US: Overdose! I reckon the whole city will be able to hear Paul when he speaks  through these! No, it's like torture!
[5521] (diff score: 16)
UK: The visions are stronger here. I feel weird!
US: The visions are stronger here. I feel oh-so-very Odd.
[5522] (diff score: 16)
UK: It's an elevator door. I figure I'm under the stage here.
US: It's an elevator door. I'm pretty sure I'm under the stage here.
[5525] (diff score: 16)
UK: It's an elevator door. I figure I'm under the stage here.
US: It's an elevator door. I'm pretty sure I'm under the stage here.
[5547] (diff score: 16)
UK: I have no need for chunks of concrete.
US: Thanks anyway. I have no need for big o'chunks of concrete.
[5657] (diff score: 16)
UK: So we are both agreed? We just stay here and make sure no one goes down or comes up the hole?
US: All right, so we are both agreed, OK? We'll just stay here and make sure no one goes down or comes up the hole? OK? Cool?
[6067] (diff score: 16)
UK: Nothing. Do with me as you see fit.
US: I've got to say...Nothing. Er...do with me as you see fit, sir.
[6127] (diff score: 16)
UK: I think it's trashed.
US: Well I think it's a bust.
[6218] (diff score: 16)
UK: Wow! One of those fireworks didn't go off!
US: Wow! Happy Fourth of July's! One of those fireworks didn't go off!
[6314] (diff score: 16)
UK: Norm, how's your day been? Still pleased with your newfound world view?
US: Norm, how's your day been, still pleased with your new found world view.
[6354] (diff score: 16)
UK: If I remember rightly, my drop of golden sunshine, they need a couple of energy cells. Red and blue ones if memory serves.
US: If I remember correctly my drop of golden sunshine, they need a couple of energy  cells. Red and blue ones if memory serves.
[6404] (diff score: 16)
UK: It might be full of iron, but it certainly aint good for ya.
US: It may be full of iron, but it certainly ain't good for ya.
[206] (diff score: 15)
UK: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera.
US: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply  boring and self-centered off-camera.
[1289] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'd water it if I could.
US: I'd water it if I could. Looks a little dry.
[1460] (diff score: 15)
UK: It's Tiddlers certificate, showing him to be a member of the Testers Union.
US: It's Tiddler's certificate showing him to be a member of the Testers Union.
[1514] (diff score: 15)
UK: Oh yes, I eat lard every day!
US: Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day.
[1531] (diff score: 15)
UK: I wouldn't describe this as paradise. Come to think of it, I've no idea what paradise is!
US: I wouldn't describe this as paradise. Come to think of it, I don't know what paradise is.
[1613] (diff score: 15)
UK: I don't really know what to do with it.
US: I can't say I know what to do with it.
[1651] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm not planning on moving house yet.
US: I'm not planning on moving just yet. Thanks.
[1790] (diff score: 15)
UK: The shop's open now.
US: The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool!      
[1833] (diff score: 15)
UK: I can't reach it whilst this guy's around.
US: Well, I can't reach it while this guy's around.
[1939] (diff score: 15)
UK: This is their idea of a welcome?
US: Yeah?! This is their idea of a welcome? Thanks, but No thanks!
[2108] (diff score: 15)
UK: I need to inspect your premises.
US: Er, excuse me there. I need to inspect your premises.
[2255] (diff score: 15)
UK: How come they want a new tester if they're going to replace everyone with droids?
US: Why would they want a new tester if they're going to replace everyone with  droids?
[2287] (diff score: 15)
UK: Of course there is fat boy, but not while I'm here.
US: Of course there is hypothetical boy, but not while I'm here.
[2485] (diff score: 15)
UK: I can't change channel. There doesn't seem to be a remote.
US: I can't change channels. There doesn't seem to be a remote.
[2647] (diff score: 15)
UK: Nice dog. Is he a pedigree?
US: Nice dog. Would that be a pedigree?
[2671] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hello again.
US: Hello again there, fine friend.
[2708] (diff score: 15)
UK: What a strange title!
US: That's kind of a strange title!
[2771] (diff score: 15)
UK: Fruit Croppers
US: Fruit Hedgers
[2849] (diff score: 15)
UK: All in a days work, Citizen.
US: All in a days work, Citizen. Oh here, have a badge.      
[2905] (diff score: 15)
UK: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
US: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'.  And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when  you're done, all right?
[2964] (diff score: 15)
UK: Could you write that down? Then when I've done the tasks will you tell me what you believe the note is about?
US: Could you write that down? Then after I've done the tasks will you tell me   what you believe that note is really about?
[2974] (diff score: 15)
UK: I think I'll just be off. Nice knowing you.
US: I think I'll just be off. Nice knowing you for a little while.
[2977] (diff score: 15)
UK: Fruit Croppers
US: Fruit Hedgers
[3327] (diff score: 15)
UK: There's no point. I can tell you exactly what's under there. About two pounds of fluff and some past-it pistachios.
US: There's no point. I can tell you exactly what's under there. About two pounds  of fluff and some petrified pistachios.
[3509] (diff score: 15)
UK: RIOT CONTROL DEVICE
 
Aim at the base of the non- conformist. 
Ensure that Lever A does not intersect its dangle angle with the potential arc of Rod C.
 
Press all buttons labelled blue.
US: RIOT CONTROL DEVICE     Aim at the base of the non- conformist.   Ensure that Lever A does not intersect its dangle angle with the potential arc of Rod C.      Press all buttons labeled blue.
[3711] (diff score: 15)
UK: Can you tell me what you are doing to that guy in there?
US: Er, excuse me, can you tell me, what the hell are you doing to that guy in there?
[3777] (diff score: 15)
UK: That capsule thing has disappeared.
US: Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared.
[3783] (diff score: 15)
UK: Where is the Processing Floor?
US: Er, excuse me there. Where is the Processing Floor?
[3923] (diff score: 15)
UK: Glass Shards
US: Glass Fragments
[4080] (diff score: 15)
UK: It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I never liked technology anyway.
US: It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I was never  a big technology fan anyway.
[4165] (diff score: 15)
UK: Glass is dangerous, kids!
US: Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids!
[4271] (diff score: 15)
UK: Excuse me?
US: Ex-squeeze me?
[4485] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted!
US: Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!!
[4546] (diff score: 15)
UK: Excuse me...
US: Ex-squeeze me...
[4627] (diff score: 15)
UK: NO, its continuous. All kept in yonder black box by my feet. Totally solid state, no moving parts. Ahhh, the miracle of silicon! Ask any lifeguard!
US: NO, its continuous. All kept in yonder black box by my feet. Totally solid  state, no moving parts. Ahhh, the miracle of silicon!
[5477] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign.
US: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the  sign. Bitchen'.
[5533] (diff score: 15)
UK: This stuff is totally smashed.
US: This stuff is smashed to the Max.
[5832] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm going back out there.
US: I'm going back out there. Don't try to stop me!
[5903] (diff score: 15)
UK: Just the ticket Kent. You really are quite resourceful.
US: Yeah, just the ticket bud. You really are quite resourceful, you know?
[5923] (diff score: 15)
UK: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around?
US: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner?
[5957] (diff score: 15)
UK: I used this in the factory and mall. I think those are my fingerprints! Oops!
US: I totally used this in the factory and mall. I think those are my fingerprints! Oh no!
[6038] (diff score: 15)
UK: You have failed in a most comprehensive manner, Norm. By allowing a dangerous and different subversive to ruin one of the city's primary shopping facilities.
US: You have screwed up in a most comprehensive manner, Norm. By allowing a  dangerous and different subversive to ruin one of the city's primary shopping  facilities.
[6137] (diff score: 15)
UK: Feel my axe!!
US: Feel the power of my ax!!    
[6159] (diff score: 15)
UK: What shall I do with it? It's empty.
US: What for? It's empty.
[6168] (diff score: 15)
UK: It's a soap-impregnated dish cloth. Nice colour.
US: Whoa! It's a soap-impregnated dish cloth. Nice color.
[6221] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm a little wary of these. I'm not going to pick it up without a very good reason.
US: I'm a little bit wary of these! I'm not gonna' pick it up without a very  good reason.
[6329] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6347] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6362] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6377] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6390] (diff score: 15)
UK: I usually use a bucket to carry stuff around in. I'm not being too helpfull am I?
US: I usually use a bucket to carry stuff around in. I'm not being too helpful am  I?
[6392] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6467] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'll give him a big hug. AAAAHHH!! Oh, his eyes just fell out! Gruesome!
US: I'll give him a big hug. AAAAHHHH! Oh, his eyes just fell out! Gruesome!
[784] (diff score: 14)
UK: If I just take these screws out.... There, that's done it. Pull these planks away and... great! I can climb through now!
US: If I just take these screws out I could.... There, yeah, that's done it. Pull these planks  away and... great! I can climb right through now!
[900] (diff score: 14)
UK: You certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test Department. I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his sleep - literally! I think that you will fit in here just fine.
US: Whoa, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? Wow! I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test  Department. Why I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since  old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his  sleep, literally! I mean I think that you will fit in here just fine.
[1190] (diff score: 14)
UK: Fuelcan
US: Fuel can
[1334] (diff score: 14)
UK: I can do that... I think. Yes, there's a blue box under here!
US: I can do that... I think. Yeah, yeah totally, there's a blue box under here!
[1357] (diff score: 14)
UK: I'd better not touch it. At school I usually ended up blowing up the lab or filling it with smelly smoke! I don't want to cause any more disasters.
US: I'd better not touch it. At school I usually ended up blowing up the lab or  filling it with smoke! I don't want to cause any more disasters - right now.
[1381] (diff score: 14)
UK: I think this feeds the power to my place.
US: I think this feeds the power to my apartment.
[1428] (diff score: 14)
UK: I could sneak in... except it's bricked up! Are you blind... or stupid?!
US: I could sneak in, except it's bricked up. Are you blind or just incredibly stupid?
[1440] (diff score: 14)
UK: The famous remains of some furniture. Don't see what the fuss is all about!
US: Whoa! If it isn't the famous remains of some furniture. Don't see what the fuss is about.
[1622] (diff score: 14)
UK: Great, now to connect the other end to something... This socket should do.
US: Great, now to connect the other end to something... This socket should provide  power.
[1696] (diff score: 14)
UK: The number of minutes of no interaction after which the screensaver will engage. If set to OFF, the screensaver will never engage.
US: The number of minutes of no interaction after which the screensaver will  engage. Listen up people. If set to OFF, the screensaver will never engage.
[1722] (diff score: 14)
UK: Turd
US: Doggie Dirt
[1749] (diff score: 14)
UK: This looks more like my type of film... blood and guts and... boots!
US: This looks like more my type of film... blood and guts and babes! Yeah!
[1804] (diff score: 14)
UK: Probably empty. He doesn't seem to have many customers. Well,,, none at all really.
US: Probably empty. He doesn't seem to have many customers. Well... none at all  actually.
[1927] (diff score: 14)
UK: Very little seems to live around here.
US: Very little seems to live around these parts.
[2117] (diff score: 14)
UK: But I want to try the other channels.
US: But I wanna try other channels.
[2289] (diff score: 14)
UK: So when do you leave your post?
US: Well thanks a lot. So when do you leave your post?
[2407] (diff score: 14)
UK: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray!
US: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a  secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
[2605] (diff score: 14)
UK: I can't use this for anything.
US: I can't use this for anything, so just forget it!
[2613] (diff score: 14)
UK: You're no hope whatsoever. Goodbye.
US: You're no hope whatsoever. Good-bye.
[2645] (diff score: 14)
UK: Goodbye young man.
US: Good-bye young man.
[2711] (diff score: 14)
UK: OK, I'll be going then.
US: All right, well, I'll be going then.
[2856] (diff score: 14)
UK: You BURNED me there, you tough COOKie, Norm, Sir. I could really WARM to you. I don't FLAME you for not telling me, and I don't want to get you FIRED. Even though it's not totally FLARE.
US: Whoa, pretty cool. You BURNED me there, you tough COOKIE, Norm, Sir. I could really WARM to you.  I don't FLAME you for not telling me, and I don't want to get you FIRED. Even  though it's not totally FLARE.
[2867] (diff score: 14)
UK: Get away from that!
US: Get away from that! Here, have a badge.      
[2929] (diff score: 14)
UK: A bright, technical girl dressed in a long coat with pockets stuffed with apparatus.
US: A bright, technical girl dressed in a long coat with pockets stuffed with  stuff.
[2933] (diff score: 14)
UK: How did you find this place you soulless puss-bag?!
US: How did you find this place you soulless scumbag?!
[2961] (diff score: 14)
UK: I accept the challenge! Tell me what the tasks are and I'll do anything to show my hatred of Paul and his Norm army. Especially something, er... did you say submersive?
US: All right! OK then. I accept the challenge! Tell me what the tasks are and I'll do anything to show my hatred of Paul and his Norm army. Especially something, er... did you  say submersive?
[2968] (diff score: 14)
UK: So what do I do? Aren't you going to give me a special gun or something, a magic sword at least?
US: So what do I do? Aren't you going to give me like a special gun or something, a  magic sword at least? Something cool? Come on!
[3312] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't fancy climbing up them!
US: I don't really dig climbing up them!      
[3357] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't fancy getting in there!
US: I don't think I'll be getting in there!
[3361] (diff score: 14)
UK: Can't we go and do something more exciting?
US: Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what?
[3406] (diff score: 14)
UK: Sheesh! It's me!
US: Whoa, dude! It's me!
[3540] (diff score: 14)
UK: OK. You suck!
US: All right then. You suck!
[3633] (diff score: 14)
UK: This door leads inside.
US: This door leads inside. Let's check it out.
[4111] (diff score: 14)
UK: Reckon this is where they send prisoners all over the Ordinary Outpost.
US: I imagine this is where they send prisoners all over the Ordinary Outpost.
[4318] (diff score: 14)
UK: I'll shut up then.
US: I'll be shutting up then.
[4327] (diff score: 14)
UK: I'm not touching it without rubber gloves!
US: Yeah?! I'm not like touching that without rubber gloves!
[4643] (diff score: 14)
UK: Ahhh, sorry! I like to keep a little safety zone around my equipment. This little bute's worth more than you pull down in a decade, so could you just leave it where I put it? Thank you.
US: Ahhh, sorry! I like to keep a little safety zone around my equipment. This  little beaut's worth more than you pull down in a decade, so could you just  leave it where I put it?
[4758] (diff score: 14)
UK: This tasty morsel belongs to someone else.
US: The tasty morsel belongs to someone else, I tell ya.
[4856] (diff score: 14)
UK: That paint sprayer has made a real mess of the Mall. Actually, I like yellow, it's cheerful.
US: That paint sprayer has made a total mess of the Mall. Actually, I kinda like yellow,  it's...cheerful.
[5028] (diff score: 14)
UK: That seems to have done something. Those little lights are twinkling in a brand new way. Cool!
US: That seems to have done something. Those little lights are twinkling in a  whole new way
[5185] (diff score: 14)
UK: It needs to be on the water to realise its full potential.
US: It needs to be on the water to realize its full potential.
[5353] (diff score: 14)
UK: If the Sun weren't shining I doubt any daylight would make it down here.
US: Even, if the Sun were shining I doubt any daylight would make it down here.
[5509] (diff score: 14)
UK: Now I'll never know what Saul keeps in his drawers!
US: Now I'll never know what Saul keeps in those drawers...Damn it!
[5553] (diff score: 14)
UK: It's a brass tube, kinda like an incendiary device! I think this started the fire in here.
US: It's a brass tube, kinda like an incendiary device! I think this thing started the  fire in here.....what do you think?!
[5605] (diff score: 14)
UK: I noticed the heat in here. Just be glad you don't have arm pits!
US: I noticed the heat in here. Just be glad you don't have arm pits...you would smell foul!
[5655] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't like it in places like that. It's way too dark. There might be dangerously different citizens lurking in the shadows. There could be thousands!
US: Aw man, I don't like going down in places like that. It's way too dark. There might be  dangerously different citizens lurking in the shadows. There could be  thousands!
[5715] (diff score: 14)
UK: All in a day's work for a hard-core adventurer like myself. I'm just sorry you couldn't be there.
US: All in a day's work for a hard-core adventurer like myself. I'm just sorry you  couldn't be there to see me in all my glory.
[5816] (diff score: 14)
UK: What's Q-O-L?
US: Sure...What the hell is Q-O-L?
[5960] (diff score: 14)
UK: There's a picture of a hand here. Maybe it will tell my fortune? If it says anything about a tall dark stranger, I'm buying a gun!
US: There's a picture of a hand here. Maybe it will tell my fortune? If it says  anything about a tall dark stranger, I'm outta here.
[6132] (diff score: 14)
UK: You see, people like you are far too valuable to kill. You provide an indisposable service sifting the ideas sent in by the furniture transmitters. Ideas that the population of this city contribute on a daily basis. My brother is one of the best in this capacity.
US: You see, people like you are far too valuable to kill. You provide a valuable  service sifting the ideas sent in by furniture transmitters. Ideas that  the population of this city contribute on a daily basis. My brother is one of  the best in this capacity.
[6153] (diff score: 14)
UK: Turd
US: Doggie Dirt
[6166] (diff score: 14)
UK: Select an option...
US: 
[6366] (diff score: 14)
UK: No problem, and if there's anything, you know, you want to talk about, come and see your Uncle Norm.
US: No problem, and if there's ever anything, you know, you want to talk about,  come and see your uncle Normie.
[133] (diff score: 13)
UK: As much as I would like to sample the delicate bouquet and flavour sealed within, I don't have a can opener.
US: As much as I would like to sample the delicate bouquet and flavor sealed  within, I don't have a can opener.
[710] (diff score: 13)
UK: Tarpaulin
US: Tent
[940] (diff score: 13)
UK: Well, Mr. Brinkler, Sir, I'm, er... glad to...
US: Well, Mr. Brinkler, Sir, I'm, er...I'm very glad to...ah, you know...
[1241] (diff score: 13)
UK: It doesn't work.
US: It does not work.
[1248] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's very relaxing watching this all day. Oh, yeah... wow.
US: Whoa, it's very relaxing watching this all day. Oh, yeah... whoa, trippy.
[1309] (diff score: 13)
UK: I think this is a wall-fridge?
US: I think this is a mini-fridge? Nifty!
[1375] (diff score: 13)
UK: I think this enables people to talk to me when I'm inside, but no one's ever bothered.
US: I think this allows people to talk to me when I'm inside, but no one's ever  bothered.
[1384] (diff score: 13)
UK: These sticky, dirty buttons once called the elevator.
US: These sticky, dirty buttons at one time called the elevator.          
[1501] (diff score: 13)
UK: Geez, this is heavy! I can just manage it!
US: Gees, this is heavy! I can just manage it dudes!
[1506] (diff score: 13)
UK: If I removed the roster, there could be chaos!
US: If I remove the roster, there could be chaos.
[1590] (diff score: 13)
UK: Spanner
US: Wrench
[1726] (diff score: 13)
UK: I've never seen this store open. Manjana, Manjana...
US: I've never seen this store open, before.
[2008] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's very heavy.
US: Way too heavy.
[2197] (diff score: 13)
UK: What does it look like?! I'm mending this computer. What of it?
US: What does it look like?! I'm fixing this computer. What of it?
[2325] (diff score: 13)
UK: I reckon that this is where all the scrap wood goes. I wonder how it all gets to the dumpster?
US: I bet this is where all the scrap wood goes. I wonder how it all gets  to the dumpster?
[2703] (diff score: 13)
UK: Sorry. Here. Reckon I'd forget my own name if I hadn't already.
US: Sorry. Here. I suppose I'd forget my own name if I hadn't already.
[2732] (diff score: 13)
UK: Well, it all looks the same to me, even if it does come in different colours!
US: Well, it all looks the same to me, even if it does come in different colors!
[2745] (diff score: 13)
UK: Hey, what's up my lardy pal?
US: Yo, what's kickin' my lardy pal?
[2764] (diff score: 13)
UK: Leave me be will ya! Sob! Sob! Stop picking on me!
US: Leave me be will ya! Sob! Sob!
[2870] (diff score: 13)
UK: Why don't you go for a walk? I'll make sure nothing bad befalls the mall.
US: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you go for a walk? I'll make sure nothing bad befalls the mall.
[2873] (diff score: 13)
UK: Sure I'm sure. Don't distract me again, Citizen.
US: Sure I'm sure. Have a badge, and don't distract me again, Citizen.
[2899] (diff score: 13)
UK: Don't call me that, Kent. My name is  Brian. Like brain, but different.
US: Don't call me that, Kent. Names Brian. Like brain, but different.
[3180] (diff score: 13)
UK: Nah, I'll leave it here.
US: Oh no thanks. I'll leave it here.
[3401] (diff score: 13)
UK: Wanted Picture
US: Wanted Poster
[3408] (diff score: 13)
UK: Wanted Picture
US: Wanted Poster
[3433] (diff score: 13)
UK: Just a fat old Norm sitting behind what appears to be shatterproof glass. He looks kinda busy.
US: Just a fat old Norm sitting behind what appears to be shatterproof glass. He  looks kinda busy. Catch him later.
[3462] (diff score: 13)
UK: Prove that the red-haired guy did it? Which one?
US: Prove that that red-haired guy did it? Which red-haired guy would that be?
[3464] (diff score: 13)
UK: Hmmmm, no. No, I wouldn't.
US: Oh no, I wouldn't either.      
[3564] (diff score: 13)
UK: Yes he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or something. He tends to resent new members. That's why we only have, er... three to be exact.
US: Yeah he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or  something. He tends to resent new members anyway. That's why we only have, er...  three to be exact.
[3692] (diff score: 13)
UK: I just kinda found it.
US: I just kinda fell upon it.
[3727] (diff score: 13)
UK: Let me out of here!
US: Whoa, let me out of here! I'm freakin'!
[3887] (diff score: 13)
UK: Carefully does it. Don't want the guy to be any more damaged that he already is.
US: Easy does it. Don't want the guy to be any more damaged that he already  is.
[3896] (diff score: 13)
UK: What seems to be the problem, esteemed colleague?
US: Well, why? What seems to be the little problem, esteemed colleague?
[3996] (diff score: 13)
UK: Are you determined to give me a hernia?
US: Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia?
[4316] (diff score: 13)
UK: Is that some kind of joke?! Shut up Knutson, otherwise your life could get real hard!
US: Is that some kind of joke?! Shut up Knutson, otherwise your life could get  real short, real fast!
[4340] (diff score: 13)
UK: Very, extremely locked!
US: Yeah?! Noer...Sorry! Very, extremely locked!
[4508] (diff score: 13)
UK: I think you missed my ear!
US: I think you missed the area behind my ear!
[4535] (diff score: 13)
UK: This is strange. It appears to be made of some kind of hard resin. I can hear that weird sound here too, but it sounds slightly different.
US: This is strange. It appears to be made of some kind of hard resin. Cool! I can hear  that weird sound here too, but it sounds slightly different. It's not right here!
[4752] (diff score: 13)
UK: I pushed it. It's gone almost flush with the floor.
US: I pushed it. It's almost even with the floor.
[4828] (diff score: 13)
UK: Please be quiet oh revered colleague! If it gets much worse, I might and all!
US: Please be quiet my revered colleague! If it gets much worse, I might too!              
[4921] (diff score: 13)
UK: I'll be back soon.
US: Good talkn' to ya! I'll be back soon.                
[4994] (diff score: 13)
UK: The Norm Trooper's *FOOD*-Mat. High spec too, I bet. Does about every flavour of *FOOD* there is.
US: The Norm Trooper's *FOOD*-Mat. High spec too, I bet. Does about every flavor  of *FOOD* there is.
[5075] (diff score: 13)
UK: I'm getting all of this you know.
US: I'm getting all of this. Bad boy.
[5379] (diff score: 13)
UK: Freaky. More of those Mood Filter visions. Hot too.
US: Freaky. More of those Mood Filter visions. Whoa...This is Hot!
[5391] (diff score: 13)
UK: Totally Trashed Guitar
US: Pretty Trashed Guitar
[5757] (diff score: 13)
UK: Hello Brian. How's the anthem coming along? Got anything stirring you might like to share with me?
US: Hey there Brian. How's the anthem coming along? Got anything stirring you might  like to share with me?
[5795] (diff score: 13)
UK: HEY NORM! Never mind that pack of wild animals! Come and attend to this raging inferno, pronto!
US: HEY NORM! Never mind that pack of wild animals! Come and attend to this raging  inferno, pronto! Right away then!
[5801] (diff score: 13)
UK: No man. I can't even find the place. It must be real well hidden.
US: No way man. I can't even find the place. It must be really well hidden.
[5849] (diff score: 13)
UK: No time for that. Go and help Brian with his measurements. I believe he's on his way to the Ordinary Outpost.
US: No time for that. Will you please go and help Brian with his measurements. I believe he's on his way to the Ordinary Outpost.
[5944] (diff score: 13)
UK: Way too heavy!
US: Whoa! Once again, way too heavy!
[5945] (diff score: 13)
UK: This might control those grinders.
US: Hey, this could control those grinders.
[5946] (diff score: 13)
UK: Cool! Those lethal saw blades have stopped now!
US: Oh yeah, those lethal saw blades have stopped!
[5953] (diff score: 13)
UK: Yawn - reminds me of school.
US: Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school.
[5975] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5976] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5977] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5978] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5987] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[6104] (diff score: 13)
UK: That's the Factory Floor through there. I can see them making fancy-looking sofas.
US: Cool, that's the Factory Floor through there. I can see them making posh-looking  sofas.
[6178] (diff score: 13)
UK: An empty test tube!
US: An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
[6266] (diff score: 13)
UK: Maybe now is a good time to look at the map.
US: Maybe now is really a good time to look at that map.
[6429] (diff score: 13)
UK: I'm afraid I just wouldn't know how to.
US: I'm afraid I just won't know how to do it.
[6493] (diff score: 13)
UK: Carefully does it. I don't want to smother myself in nasal fluid!
US: Easy does it. I don't want to smother myself in nasal fluid.
[6500] (diff score: 13)
UK: I got it. Man, it's heavy!
US: I got it. Oh, Yeah! Right on! .....Man, it's heavy!
[98] (diff score: 12)
UK: Sofa
US: Intimidating Sofa
[259] (diff score: 12)
UK: Mangy Lettuce
US: Very Old Lettuce
[902] (diff score: 12)
UK: Great!
US: Right on!              
[1295] (diff score: 12)
UK: I wouldn't know what to do with all this stuff!
US: I just wouldn't know what to do with all that stuff!
[1333] (diff score: 12)
UK: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here!
US: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage!      
[1527] (diff score: 12)
UK: I can't figure out what it does! Any ideas?
US: I can't figure out what it does. Any ideas brain surgeon?
[1529] (diff score: 12)
UK: What do I do with it?
US: What am I supposed to do with it?
[1629] (diff score: 12)
UK: I just can't figure that out!
US: I just can't seem to figure it out.
[1646] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ornament
US: Lamp
[1693] (diff score: 12)
UK: The larger you set this value (using the slider), the quicker messages will scroll, (i.e., the quicker you must read them). If set to zero, you will have to click through every message.
US: Now look. The larger you set this value (using the slider), the quicker messages will  scroll, (i.e., the quicker you must read them). But if you set to zero, you'll have  to click through every message.
[1801] (diff score: 12)
UK: Cash Till
US: Cash Register
[2004] (diff score: 12)
UK: Cash Till
US: Cash Register
[2051] (diff score: 12)
UK: Cash Till
US: Cash Register
[2198] (diff score: 12)
UK: Nothing... I guess.
US: Nothing... I suppose.
[2253] (diff score: 12)
UK: They plan to replace us with machines. Apparently they have something to hide. Something to do with a gadjet one of our guys found in a chair.
US: They plan to replace us with machines. Apparently they have something to hide.  Something to do with a gadget one of our guys found in a chair.
[2258] (diff score: 12)
UK: What sort of gadjet?
US: What sort of gadget?
[2259] (diff score: 12)
UK: A timing gadjet, or something. Collected information relating to how long people sat on their sofas for. They reckon its sensitive, so they are gonna replace us all with more precise droids.
US: A timing gadget, or something. Collected information relating to how long  people sat on their sofas for. They reckon its sensitive, so they are gonna  replace us all with more precise droids.
[2398] (diff score: 12)
UK: Look at these titles... ADVANCED PLASMIC CHEMISTRY, SPLITTING THE ATOM: A CONCISE GUIDE, ELECTROSTATICS AND MICROWAVE THEORY.... Wow!
US: Look at these titles... ADVANCED PLASMIC CHEMISTRY, SPLITTING THE ATOM: A  CONCISE GUIDE, ELECTROSTATICS AND MICROWAVE THEORY.... Wow! Sounds groovy!
[2450] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'll leave him to sleep.
US: I'll just let him to sleep.
[2453] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'm not into collecting junk.
US: Thanks anyway. I'm not into collecting junk.
[2502] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too.
US: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus.
[2509] (diff score: 12)
UK: That fish looks paranoid!
US: Yeah Ha! Look at that, that fish looks paranoid!
[2620] (diff score: 12)
UK: Bring your snake agin tomorrow.
US: Hey. Bring your snake again tomorrow.
[2627] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty!
US: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only  17 inches tall at the age of thirty!
[2637] (diff score: 12)
UK: Hello?
US: Hi there.
[2642] (diff score: 12)
UK: You seem to be an intelligent gent. Go find me a nice novel I can immerse myself in.
US: You seem to be an intelligent young man. Go find me a nice novel I can immerse  myself in.
[2651] (diff score: 12)
UK: Really? Is it that loud? I'd love to hear him?
US: Oh really? Is it really that loud? I would just love to hear him?
[2653] (diff score: 12)
UK: Is it a mean streak a mile wide?
US: Is it a mean strike a mile wide?
[3112] (diff score: 12)
UK: So everyone likes him, right?
US: So that must mean everyone likes him, right?
[3297] (diff score: 12)
UK: I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment!
US: I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment!
[3348] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's well watered, so this office is used frequently.
US: It's well watered, which means this office is used frequently.
[3848] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's a large tube. There seems to be a door leading into it. Weird!
US: It's a large tube. There seems to be a door leading into it. Curious!
[4005] (diff score: 12)
UK: Way too heavy!
US: Whoa! Slow down! Way too heavy!
[4092] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's just an elevator.
US: What are you on? It's just an elevator.
[4196] (diff score: 12)
UK: This little screen says "Spent". How gross!
US: Whoa, this little screen says "Spent."
[4269] (diff score: 12)
UK: Hi there, can I get you a drink?
US: Hi there, can I get you something to drink?
[4362] (diff score: 12)
UK: This guy seems to be the sensei of those ninja turds!
US: This guy seems to be the mentor of those ninja turds!
[4414] (diff score: 12)
UK: Oh yeah, the note. Who was that from?
US: Oh yeah, the note. It was righteous. Who's that from?
[4559] (diff score: 12)
UK: Saul, one of my transmitters is broken. Any helpful suggestions?
US: Saul, one of my transmitters is busted. Any helpful suggestions?
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UK: No, I went just before you arrived. I'm not too regular to be honest. Must be the odd hours that I work.
US: Naw, I went before I arrived. I'm not too regular to be honest. Must be the odd hours that I work.
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UK: The guy's plump and well buffed. Looks like he's thoroughly efficient. That means he won't miss a trick. I gotta throw him off my scent.
US: The guy's plump and well buffed. Looks like he's thoroughly efficient. That  means he won't miss a trick. I gotta throw him off my scent. I better shower.
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UK: A small black electronic box.
US: Oh, my favorite. A small black electronic box.
[4699] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's full of trash.
US: It's full of trash, and it smells bad.
[4802] (diff score: 12)
UK: If I touch them, they're likely to fall on me!
US: If I touch them, they're likely to fall on me! So-I won't do that.
[4973] (diff score: 12)
UK: The brain damage effect is slightly less... less pronounced now. But it seems like there's more electrical activity out there.
US: The brain damage effect is slightly less... less... less pronounced now. But it seems  like there's more electrical activity elsewhere.
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UK: Can't a guy spring prisoners in peace around here?!
US: Gees, what is up? Can't a guy spring prisoners in peace around here?!
[5091] (diff score: 12)
UK: Emergency evac of the Mood Filter has been initiated! Please make your way to the roof and contain the prisoners you find there. Have a nice day!
US: Emergency evac of the Mood Filter has been initiated! Please make your way to  the roof and contain the prisoners you find there.
[5458] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's a nice fire axe.
US: It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'!
[5697] (diff score: 12)
UK: Maybe you should try to get rid of it? Don't worry, if you manage to free Saul then it might not make much difference. He will tip the scales of freedom, once freed.
US: Maybe you should try to get rid of it? Don't worry, if you manage to free Saul  then it might not make much difference anyway. He will tip the scales of freedom,  once he's free.
[5699] (diff score: 12)
UK: Paul's making a visit to the Outpost, trying to boost morale after my crushing acts of rebellion.
US: Hey, wonderful Paul's making a visit to the Outpost, trying to boost morale after my crushing acts of rebellion.
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UK: It happens to all DIFFERENT people, Kent. Good luck. See ya later.
US: No worries, man. It happens to all DIFFERENT people, Kent. Good luck. See ya later.
[5808] (diff score: 12)
UK: So, where are they?
US: Great...great....So, where the hell are they?
[5829] (diff score: 12)
UK: Then you must free him. We have time. Brian won't be back for a while yet.
US: Then you must free him. We have time. Brian won't be back for awhile yet.
[5872] (diff score: 12)
UK: OK, a missile. What exactly do I need to do this time?
US: Right-e-o, a missile. And what exactly do I need to do this time?
[5917] (diff score: 12)
UK: So you want me to fetch this brain backup device of yours, eh Saul?
US: So you want me to fetch this brain backup device of yours, eh there Saul Ol' buddy?
[5940] (diff score: 12)
UK: The kids steal these and use the wheels on their karts. I'll leave it for them.
US: The kids steal these and use the wheels on their carts. I'll leave these for them.
[5956] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's a door!
US: Are you stupid? It's a door!
[6101] (diff score: 12)
UK: Here's a small scrap of denim. This must be what Saul uses to send messages on. It sure beats toilet paper.
US: Here's a small scrap of denim. This must be what Saul uses to send messages  on. It sure beats that smelly ol' toilet paper.
[6239] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'm going to leave this here to syphon away the smell from that hole!
US: I'm going to leave this here to siphon away the smell from that hole!
[6243] (diff score: 12)
UK: There's no point. The elevator is always stuck on the ground floor.
US: There's no point. The lift is always stuck on the ground floor.
[6363] (diff score: 12)
UK: That elevator in the centre of the stage might do the trick.
US: That elevator in the center of the stage might do the trick.
[6399] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'm sure it opens, but how?
US: I'm sure it opens, but I just don't know how?
[6489] (diff score: 12)
UK: Another electronic screen. All it says is "Processing Session Data". Weird!
US: Another electronic screen. All it says is "Processing Session Data." Curious!
[59] (diff score: 11)
UK: Yes, this might fool that rookie Norm out on the landing. Pecking bird plus stubborn remote equals permanently on TV! Yo, Dude!
US: Yes, this might fool that rookie Norm out on the landing. Pecking bird plus  stubborn remote equals permanently on TV! Yo dude, we're in there!
[899] (diff score: 11)
UK: I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable, in our Hospitality Niche?
US: I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality  Center?
[959] (diff score: 11)
UK: They're the guys who make sure that none of the stuff we bust is left around for more 'n a minute. They're a division of the Norm Trooper Army.
US: Well, ah... they're the guys who make sure that none of the stuff we bust is left around  for more than a minute. They're a division of the Norm Trooper Army.
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UK: How do you expect me to carry that?
US: How do you expect me to carry that? It's too heavy.
[1374] (diff score: 11)
UK: What, rip it off the wall?
US: What, rip it off the wall? Are you batty?
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UK: There's a big dent in this door.
US: There is a major dent in this door.