normality/diff-subtitles-uk-us.txt

[1099] (diff score: 213)
UK: Frustrated? Want to meet some like-minded individuals? Want to do something about the state of the city? Get a job and snoop around Plush-Rest. You'll find a group in one of the dumpsters around the back.
US: Want to meet some people who share the same interests? Then don't just sit  being bored at home, get down to the third dumpster in the dingy alley behind  the Plush-Rest Furniture Factory.
[107] (diff score: 200)
UK: I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes...
US: Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
[5097] (diff score: 182)
UK: This green button must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. Guess I press the green eye? Here goes...
US: Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
[5742] (diff score: 165)
UK: I have a ball bearing stuck in my ear. Been there since I was able to walk under chairs without banging my head.
US: Oh, well, I've always gotten a great thrill out of shoving things up my nose.   Fortunately I shoved in one nail too many.
[2133] (diff score: 164)
UK: If I had a brick for every time I heard that, I'd be able to build a wall so high I wouldn't have to talk to your sort. Leave while you still can.
US: You have an important what? There can not be anything in your pathetic little life that carries importance. I suggest you leave while your arms and legs are still attached to your body.
[2141] (diff score: 161)
UK: I don't really think so, boy. Guys upstairs employ me for my imposing presence. And the only presents you'll be getting are attached to the end of my legs! You little RAT!
US: I do not really think so, son. You see, the people upstairs employ me not only for my sunny disposition, but also for my impeccable judgment of character. Any you simply do not qualify for admission, you little RAT!
[2222] (diff score: 151)
UK: I think perhaps you are trying to unsettle me from my precarious perch on the highest twigs of sanity. Your T-Shirt bears no message at all. Good day.
US: Mr. Zontal, the sanitarium closed down years ago so I'm afraid you are barking up the wrong receptionist. Your T-shirt bears no message at all.
[2144] (diff score: 136)
UK: OK, in you go. OOPS, there I go telling enormous lies again. Didn't you smell a RAT? Now get lost while you still can.
US: I gotta tell you you're not exactly making my skin crawl. You're startin' to even smell like a RAT. Now get lost before I give you a manual facelift.
[202] (diff score: 130)
UK: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!
US: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
[1413] (diff score: 122)
UK: BLECHH! This stuff is totally disgusting! I think the only person this could refresh would have to have spent the last 20 years of his life dedicated to eating nothing but dry crackers!
US: UGH! This stuff is totally grodie! I wouldn't drink this stuff even if I'd spent the last twenty years eating nothing but dried salted crackers!
[5762] (diff score: 118)
UK: Does having metal in your body erase your manners, headbanger?
US: Look Brian...Has all that loud, heavy metal damaged the manners portion of your brain?! You're nothing but a worthless Head banger!
[947] (diff score: 108)
UK: I think it's eye runny, or something like that! Tell you a secret boy... I've never really understood it myself.
US: Oh, tell you a secret, boy. I haven't the slightest idea. I just started answering to it.
[2813] (diff score: 108)
UK: Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.
US: This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
[2724] (diff score: 107)
UK: Oh no. Mummy bought me a pony when I was a little boy. She used to dress me in pink skirts, put ribbons in my hair... I shouldn't be telling you this! Get lost kid, and never darken my doorstep again, you trickstery rodent impersonator.
US: Oh no. Mummy bought me a pony when I was a little boy. She used to dress me in  pink skirts, put ribbons in my hair... Why am I telling you this! Get outta here, and keep your rodent impersonations to yourself.                    
[6345] (diff score: 107)
UK: Anything you like, man, just don't scoff my tune-wand. I made that myself you know out of a hundred year-old fireplace. It's got the best treble I ever heard. I'm fiercly protective. You might find yourself mysteriously ill in the morning.
US: Anything you like man, just don't scuff my tune wand, I made that myself you  know and I'm fiercely protective. You might wake up mysteriously dead in the  morning.
[1329] (diff score: 102)
UK: Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?
US: I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
[1951] (diff score: 102)
UK: There's not much business for hair stylists, since *FOOD* has an automatic hair trimmer ingredient in it!
US: There's not much business for hair stylists. I never even use a brush or take a shower. I guess that makes me kind of dirty.
[2406] (diff score: 102)
UK: I wouldn't have any use for such sophisticated technology. I have enough trouble with my TV!
US: I would have just no use for such sophisticated gadgetry. I can't even program my VCR...not that I'd want to tape any of this garbage.
[1341] (diff score: 100)
UK: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet!
US: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!!
[1366] (diff score: 99)
UK: This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice!
US: What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is!
[2138] (diff score: 98)
UK: The only attitude problem I have is with vermin like you. Get lost kid, otherwise I'll take you somewhere you'll never find your way back from.
US: The only attitude problem I have is with snot nosed kids like you. Now get lost,  before I take that nose and shove it in your left ear.
[2987] (diff score: 95)
UK: A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!
US: A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid.  Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
[4422] (diff score: 95)
UK: Could I just...
US: What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted  man already. I'm too young to be tortured!
[6410] (diff score: 95)
UK: What this thing? It's about as aerodynamic as a shed ful of Russian aeroplane parts!
US: What is this thing? Oh cool, it would be great for opening a really large can of beer.
[5760] (diff score: 94)
UK: Look, Brian...
US: Oh...God Forbid...I'm So sorry! Look, Brian, has all that heavy, loud, heavy metal music damaged the manner portions of your brain?!! ...Head banger!
[5982] (diff score: 92)
UK: Rats! I know its cliched and illogical to be afraid of something so small, but I am... so there! I won't have them biting my toes. Ouch!
US: Rats! I know it's illogical to be afraid of something so small, but  I am... So bite me! Go on, give me a bite...I don't care! And I'm not talking to the Rats...you know what I mean!
[2718] (diff score: 89)
UK: Well to be frank, and I'm not, it wasn't so much the fact that it has half your arm up it, but the fact that it looks a little bit like a horse!
US: Well, other than the fact it says "made in Hong Kong" on its little patuty, it looks a little bit like a horse!
[4086] (diff score: 89)
UK: It doesn't seem to work.
US: It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I was never  a big technology fan anyway.
[2408] (diff score: 88)
UK: Alas, there's no pizza left, and I don't fancy the crumbs.
US: Bummer! I could have gone for some pizza but someone scarffed the whole thing!
[1296] (diff score: 86)
UK: What, tuck this lot in my pockets? Get real!
US: Sure, I'll just stuff all this in my pockets. Then everybody can ask me, "Is that stuff in your pockets or are you just happy to see me?"
[4290] (diff score: 85)
UK: I can see the city out there in all its polluted splendour. Surely they could do something to brighten the place up. Something along the lines of the Great Fire of London perhaps.
US: I can see the city out there in all its polluted splendor. Sure they could  do something to brighten the place up. Possibly, make a city wide bonfire.
[2962] (diff score: 84)
UK: I said subversive, you fool! ONE, I want you to broadcast a video of Brian Deluge on national TV. Here's the video.
US: I said subversive, you fool! ONE, I want you to paint the cubic sculpture at the M.I.N.T Mall a lovely yellow.
[2963] (diff score: 84)
UK: TWO, I want you to paint the cubic sculpture at the M.I.N.T. Mall a lovely yellow.
US: TWO, I want you to broadcast a video of Brian Deluge on national TV.  Here's the video.      
[1236] (diff score: 83)
UK: OK. It's important to be comfy wherever you go.
US: OK. At least I'll have something to sit on when I'm thrown back in the pen.
[5427] (diff score: 82)
UK: I may have attracted unwanted attention with that last cavalier move!
US: I don't think anyone will miss it.
[1330] (diff score: 80)
UK: No thanks. I wouldn't want to drink a new lifeform!
US: Oh, no thanks. I'm not drinking that! I think it's looking for some type of host.
[4457] (diff score: 80)
UK: I... ain't hungry. Maybe I could smear the walls with it or something constructive like that, to display my objection to being locked up.
US: I er... ain't hungry, dude. Maybe I could use it to eat through walls or something useful like that.
[3173] (diff score: 78)
UK: Whoa, these button are stubborn. I had a slight mishap with some glue and a turkey baster. They need a good stab to make them work.
US: Whoa, these buttons are stubborn. I'm afraid it's had one to many soda baths. They need a good stab to make them work.
[1894] (diff score: 76)
UK: TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST CONTROL

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[5732] (diff score: 76)
UK: But your labs have been fragged. The Saul Nystalux Memorial Stadium was built on the still-smoking crater years ago.
US: Oh, well that's just groovy. The only problem there is your little labs have been totally demolished.. The Saul Nystalux Memorial Stadium was built  on the still-smoking crater many, many years ago.
[4424] (diff score: 75)
UK: Dead right! And you expect me to pull it off alone?
US: Well you gotta great point there! Except there's one little problem. You expect me to pull it off all by myself?
[2180] (diff score: 73)
UK: Why, Cheers Son! It's nice to know that a surly, unpersonable and downright rude attitude is appreciated by the younger generation. Thank you.
US: Why thank you, son! It's nice to know that my lovable kinda guy demeanor is appreciated by the younger generation. Thank you.
[4601] (diff score: 73)
UK: These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here.
US: Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too.
[124] (diff score: 72)
UK: Well, Mr. Zontal, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test Department. I haven't seen such finely honed destructive skills as yours since old Gordon 'Tubs' Hodgson worked here. He could break things in his sleep, literally. I think that you will fit in here just fine. Why don't you spend the rest of the day browsing around our premises? 
US: Whoa, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? Wow! I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test  Department. Why I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since  old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his  sleep, literally! I mean I think that you will fit in here just fine.
[5905] (diff score: 72)
UK: One problem, H. I don't have the physique to lift them. Any chance of a hand?
US: One problem, "H" baby I don't have the physique to lift them. I mean, you know, I have a good physique, it's just not the kind that you need to lift such heavy objects. Any chance you could help?
[4432] (diff score: 71)
UK: It's kinda looking that way, I must admit.
US: Well, I am a man and it is a job, so I guess you gotta a good point.
[5366] (diff score: 70)
UK: It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up?
US: Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain!
[5791] (diff score: 70)
UK: WOW! These are great. I could have a pet without the tedious stuff like walks and feeding. Hang on, what's this... "Defective: Partially Deaf". Great!
US: WOW! These are great. I can finally have a pet without worrying about actually feeding it. Hang on, what's this...? "Defective: Partially Deaf." Right on!
[2021] (diff score: 69)
UK: I'd like to get my hands on that infernal Doctor Rubic. I bet he's in league with Paul Nystalux!
US: I'd like to get my hands on that infernal Doctor Rubic. I'd love to give him a twist or two. Show him which side is up.
[4393] (diff score: 69)
UK: It's too heavy to move!
US: Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body.
[1524] (diff score: 68)
UK: Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?!
US: Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it?
[2104] (diff score: 68)
UK: Suit yourself. Are you going to sell me one or not?
US: All right then I won't, but for the first TV are gonna sell it to me or no?
[1254] (diff score: 67)
UK: Top class speakers these. All right, they're cheap really!
US: These are the best speakers practically no money can buy.
[4430] (diff score: 67)
UK: Why is this Saul guy so important? I know he's Paul's twin brother and stuff, but if he's been locked up for the thirty years since the Great Shake-Up. He's gonna be whacked out of his brain!
US: Why is this Saul dude so important? I know he's Paul's twin brother and everything,  but if he's been locked up for the thirty years since the Great Shake-Up he's  gonna be a tad bit spaced don't you think?!
[5309] (diff score: 67)
UK: It's too small to get my foot in. I could fit something else in there though.
US: Oh no...It's too small to get my foot in. You know what they say... Big Feat.... Big Hands.
[2479] (diff score: 66)
UK: Never saw this film. It looks too soppy and girly!
US: Never saw the film. It definitely looks like it's a boring romance type, chick flick!
[6086] (diff score: 66)
UK: It was just a randomly wild guess.
US: Oh, It was just a random wild guess. There are a lot of strange ideas floating  around in this place.
[6477] (diff score: 66)
UK: It's a door!
US: This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen!
[4174] (diff score: 65)
UK: I'd really rather not. This place gives me the runs!
US: Well it doesn't look like it opens to me.
[1889] (diff score: 63)
UK: Barf, looks like this guy just took a bullet! I'll throw it and keep the badge.
US: Gross! Grodey! Maxed out! I'll toss it and keep the badge.
[1318] (diff score: 62)
UK: Hey, respect the dead!
US: Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings!
[2098] (diff score: 62)
UK: You don't seem very motivated, considering it's your job.
US: Well, enthused aren't we?!
[4256] (diff score: 62)
UK: That hit me straight between the eyes! I've just had a terrific idea for a game show! Most peculiar.
US: Whoa, that hit me straight between the eyes! Lobotomy city.
[6459] (diff score: 62)
UK: It's already in use.
US: Do not turn off the bed. Testing in progress. Marathon duration.
[2734] (diff score: 61)
UK: Ugh! Ice-creams with fish-flavoured topping! YUK!
US: Ugh! Ice-creams with fish-flavored toppings?! Oh, a Fishicle. That's disgusting!
[2747] (diff score: 61)
UK: Why don't you take a break?
US: You know what you should do man? You should give yourself a little breakski.
[5891] (diff score: 61)
UK: Thanks Heather. I'll go and have another try.
US: You got it Heather baby, chick-o-babe. I'll get right with ya.
[6044] (diff score: 61)
UK: What exactly happens here? What am I supposed to forget?
US: And What exactly have I seen here? That's the question. What am I supposed to be forgetting, Mr. Paul sir?
[6093] (diff score: 61)
UK: It's one of those little door within a door things. I guess that sloping browed fool in the corridor must have closed it to keep me quiet. There is a little peephole in it though.
US: Oh, groovy! It's one of those little door within a door things. I guess that fool in the corridor must have closed it to keep me quiet. He must know that's not possible. Oh look, a peephole as well.
[1320] (diff score: 60)
UK: It's the King himself, looks rather the worse for wear.
US: Whoa! Check it! It's the King himself! Although he looks like the later version of Elvis.
[1327] (diff score: 60)
UK: Look, I rarely eat things out of MY fridge, let alone a strangers?
US: Yeah. Listen, I rarely eat things out of My OWN fridge, let alone a strangers? Who knows what kind of mold is growing in those shelves!
[1896] (diff score: 60)
UK: *** LOGIN INCORRECT ***
*** PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED ***

AUTOMATED BROADCAST CONTINUES
US: LOGIN INCORRECTö   PASSWORD NOT RECOGNIZEDö   ö  AUTOMATEDö  BROADCAST CONTINUES            
[2880] (diff score: 60)
UK: I'll be off then.
US: Well I guess there's no point of me sticking around here. See ya.
[3491] (diff score: 60)
UK: That would be neat. I could do it if I changed my name to Winch or Cable.
US: Oh, yeah. That would be like so neato.
[5925] (diff score: 60)
UK: Yeah, see you all later.
US: Oh sure! That sounds like a groovy plan. I'll get right to work. See ya'll later.                  
[5750] (diff score: 59)
UK: I'm on it, Saul.
US: Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it.
[5878] (diff score: 59)
UK: Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
US: Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty  meeting up at the stadium.
[6108] (diff score: 59)
UK: This is without a doubt THE most frighteningly comfortable thing I have seen in all my born days. I  imagine if I were to buy it I would have to sit down on it for the rest of my life to recover from the price of it.
US: Whoa, this is without a doubt THE most frighteningly comfortable thing I have seen  in all my born days. I'm afraid I'd have to sit   on it the rest of my life to warrant the price I paid for it.
[3140] (diff score: 58)
UK: Guys in suits make me sick, with all their papers and airs and graces.
US: Guys in suits make me sick. Come to think of it, guys with jobs make me sick....come to think of it, all guys make me sick. I just like chicks.
[4611] (diff score: 58)
UK: Hey guy, I appreciate the attention but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Thanks and all. Maybe another day.
US: Hey dude, I appreciate the attention but I'm gonna have to ask you to make yourself scarce. Like disappear, Cha Cha... Maybe another day.
[5426] (diff score: 58)
UK: A rusty yet sturdy roof support.
US: A rusty yet sturdy roof support. I may have attracted unwanted attention with that last cavalier move!
[1332] (diff score: 56)
UK: Well this WAS milk! Now I think it's got a heartbeat!
US: Well this WAS milk at one time! I think it's a new life form now, possibly Frosty the Milkman.
[2400] (diff score: 56)
UK: I'm too shy to date skeletons!
US: Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?!
[4776] (diff score: 56)
UK: I think this door is kinda redundant now, what with there being no walls!
US: I think this door is pretty much useless now, considering there's no walls!
[5882] (diff score: 56)
UK: So our savior is destined to be a drooling vegetable?
US: Right-e-o. So our savior is destined to have the intelligence of broccoli?
[6119] (diff score: 56)
UK: Bad guys can never aim straight in the movies!
US: Why are Bad Guys always such lousy shots?!
[2131] (diff score: 55)
UK: I don't recognise your facial furniture boy! AND I don't see a badge!
US: I do not recognize you son, AND I do not see a badge!
[2135] (diff score: 55)
UK: Forgotten something? Thought of an amazing line of persuasive argument?
US: Forgotten something? Thought of a clever line that might get you inside?
[3563] (diff score: 55)
UK: I met Brian. He's a bit weird. Not really very helpful.
US: I met Brian. He's a strange cat, and he didn't help at all.
[725] (diff score: 54)
UK: No way! I'm not touching that stuff! Would you go picking things up from sewers?
US: No way! I'm not touching that stuff! You might pick things up in sewers, but don't drag me down with you. I'm not goin'.
[5818] (diff score: 54)
UK: Welcome to Earth, Norm!
US: Oh Yeah! It's peculiar! By the way, thanks for playing and welcome to Planet Earth.                
[5192] (diff score: 53)
UK: No safer than putting to sea on a hungry shark! What have I got to lose other than my skin and hair?! Here goes...
US: I'm sure this is totally safe. What have I got to lose other  than my skin and hair?! Here goes...
[6207] (diff score: 53)
UK: If I wait here, a bus will be along shortly... I hope.
US: If I wait here, a bus will come along shortly... I think. Yeah, there should be a bus anytime soon, I'll just wait. Maybe not.
[6339] (diff score: 53)
UK: I haven't got a clue or interest, Kent. You're interfering with my aura. Please step away while you still can!
US: I haven't got a clue or an interest Kent. Your interfering with me aura. Now back off while you still can do so under your own power.
[2261] (diff score: 52)
UK: So there's no debris around the place? No one's breaking anything?
US: So, basically what you're telling me is that there's no debris around the place? Which means nobody's breaking anything?
[2721] (diff score: 52)
UK: I'd be halfway to the moon by now. Keep that to yourself though, would you? It wouldn't do my career prospects much good if it were to get out that I was a flower-pickin' scaredy wuss!
US: I would be halfway to the moon by now. Keep that to yourself though, would you? It  wouldn't do my career prospects much good if word got out that I am an incredible wuss!
[3143] (diff score: 52)
UK: I could get to like pretty girls like her. There aren't enough in this city for a guy like me!
US: I could get to dig a gorgeous babe like her. There aren't enough in this city  for a guy as suave and debonair as myself!
[5372] (diff score: 52)
UK: It would be easier picking up the smell around here!
US: Hey, I'm picking up the smells around here, but I can't pick that up...so, Shut Up!
[5770] (diff score: 52)
UK: I'd rather have my head used as a bowling ball than listen to your opinions Kent! Leave me alone, I'm busy!
US: I'd rather be forced to play the accordion than listen to your opinions, Kent! Leave me alone, I'm busy!
[5894] (diff score: 52)
UK: How goes it not-dead-guy? Feelin' good?
US: How goes it not-quite-dead-guy? Are you Feelin' chipper? Sorry...didn't mean to use the word chip.
[2404] (diff score: 51)
UK: You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun.
US: You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years!
[2750] (diff score: 51)
UK: Why don't you try for a job elsewhere? You should have no trouble in today's thriving labour market.
US: Why don't you try for a job somewhere else? You shouldn't have any trouble in today's  thriving labor market.
[4434] (diff score: 51)
UK: OK. As much as I think this is crazy, I'll do it. I've nothing to lose anyhow.
US: OK. As much as I think this is crazy, I love it. I have nothing to lose anyway so I might as well give it my best shot.
[4822] (diff score: 51)
UK: Why not just come clean, ay? You've got a backside like the top of a brown sauce bottle, you!
US: Why not come clean?
[4894] (diff score: 51)
UK: Hello? Is anyone in there? Knock once for yes and twice for no.
US: Hello? Is anyone in there? Knock once for yes and twice for no. That would be... one bump for yes and two separate bumps for no, like N-O...bump, bump,...that kind of thing.
[5415] (diff score: 51)
UK: These bars are in a bad state. They couldn't stop a crawling baby!
US: Whoa! These bars are older than dirt! They couldn't stop a slight breeze!
[1030] (diff score: 50)
UK: Where do I get a badge then? Oh, never mind! I didn't want to go in there anyway!
US: Oh, well fine! Where do I get a badge then? Actually, forget it! I don't need no stinking badge. I didn't want to go in there anyway.                
[2539] (diff score: 50)
UK: I'd rather walk.
US: It doesn't look like the elevators work in here.
[2712] (diff score: 50)
UK: Mind you don't loiter around here anymore, or you'll wish you never saw my face.
US: I would not show your RAT ugly little face around here anymore, or you will wish you never saw my face.
[2907] (diff score: 50)
UK: Why doesn't your stereo work, Bri?
US: Let me ask you another question. What's up with your stereo, Bri?
[3521] (diff score: 50)
UK: You can't even go to the smallest room in this city without a camera taking a look.
US: You can't even go to the smallest room in this city without a camera watching your every move. How much does that suck?!
[3861] (diff score: 50)
UK: It's one of those things that zoom around pipes using compressed air, except this one is big enough to take a person!
US: Whoa, it's one of those things man, that shoot things through pipes using compressed   air with things, except this one's big enough to take a whole thing. I mean person.
[4119] (diff score: 50)
UK: I have no use for desks. Boring, officey people use desks.
US: I have no use for desks, or anything that reminds me of school.
[4585] (diff score: 50)
UK: This milk is an antique. I'm seeing if I can make cheese!
US: No thanks!
[5563] (diff score: 50)
UK: YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE'?! What a weird poster!
US: "YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE?!" All right! That's Groovy....that's kind of a strange poster...Don't you think?!
[3513] (diff score: 49)
UK: It's a soap script for "MY NEIGHBOUR IS NORMAL"
US: Whoa! Check it! A TV show. It's a soap script for "The Normal and The Beautiful". My favorite.
[5300] (diff score: 49)
UK: I'm not tall enough to reach.
US: I'm not tall enough to reach. I hate being short! Now I know what that Tattoo guy went through!
[6227] (diff score: 49)
UK: I'm gonna disprove that old adage: "If you give a man enough rope..." I could maybe use it with something else?
US: I could maybe use it with something else.
[6425] (diff score: 49)
UK: What's this here for?
US: Cool! It's still working, even though it's soaked.
[2514] (diff score: 48)
UK: You carry shopping in these. Don't you know?
US: If you don't know what this is.....I'm not gonna tell ya!
[4099] (diff score: 48)
UK: I would like a prisoner sent down to the Research Labs.
US: Oh, how dare you! I am a irresponsible, uniformed nonfiller and I would like a prisoner sent down to the Research Labs.      
[4380] (diff score: 48)
UK: Aaagh! As soon as I get near to the toob, my mind just fills with all kinds of strange thoughts! Wonderful ideas, dark imaginings... phew!
US: Aaagh! As soon as I get near the toob, my mind just fills with all kinds of  strange thoughts! Wonderful ideas, dark visions, cloudy memories. It's exciting.
[4698] (diff score: 48)
UK: I don't need a waste container.
US: Oh thanks, I don't need a trash can. Throw it out yourself.
[4897] (diff score: 48)
UK: Do you feel all right in there?
US: Do you feel all right in there? You're a little strange with this single BLONGing thing you're doing.
[5622] (diff score: 48)
UK: I'm off to explore. I'll be back, honest.
US: All right. I'm gonna look around for a bit. I'll be back.                    
[6433] (diff score: 48)
UK: Yeah, if I pick the hole up I can use it on other objects. I can use it to get through walls and to empty oil tankers, and... and I can't pick it up! Oh well, never mind, it was a good idea.
US: Yeah, if I pick the hole up I can use it on other objects. I can use it to get  through walls and to empty oil tankers, and... yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England!
[1294] (diff score: 47)
UK: It's a Bonsai tree. How nice.
US: It's a Bonsai tree. How cool. Just like that little Chinese man made in that movie.
[1311] (diff score: 47)
UK: I wish I hadn't opened this fridge, now that I know what's inside!
US: Oh, I wish I didn't open this fridge, now that I know what's inside! And believe me, it's no pretty sight.
[2081] (diff score: 47)
UK: I may be back later. Don't hold your breath.
US: All right. I will then and I may be back later to be friendly with you some more, but don't hold your breath.
[2249] (diff score: 47)
UK: Why would Paul, our, er... glorious leader be interested in a furniture factory? Especially the handling of waste?
US: But, let me ask you another little question. Why would Paul, our, er... glorious leader be interested in a furniture factory? Especially the handling of such terrible waste?
[2301] (diff score: 47)
UK: How come any money I find in furniture always has sand stuck to it?
US: How come whenever I find money in furniture it's always change and never a twenty.
[4403] (diff score: 47)
UK: I feel fine about that Brian. It gives me some purpose to my life.
US: Well, I feel just swell about that Brian. It gives me some great sense of meaning in my life.
[4472] (diff score: 47)
UK: Another one of those soooo comfortable benches. I have a bigger chopping board at home.
US: Another one of those so comfortable benches. I've seen bigger benches in a doll house.
[4644] (diff score: 47)
UK: Twisting knobs and pushing buttons! Even a rabid chimp could do it!
US: Twisting knobs and pushing buttons! Even a lab rat could figure that out! Come on, moron man!
[4925] (diff score: 47)
UK: I'm sorry old friend. Let's go before other Norms arrive...
US: Er... sorry old friend. There's some odors that just have their time and place. Let's go before other Norms arrive.              
[6136] (diff score: 47)
UK: I've broke Brian's neck! This looks grim!
US: Oh, no! I broke Brian's neck! I'm pretty sure he'll do the same to me!
[6143] (diff score: 47)
UK: To the elevator!
US: Come on Saul, I've got to get you out of this place!
[6172] (diff score: 47)
UK: Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude.
US: Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
[1356] (diff score: 46)
UK: I think it's a model of an atom. Yes, Deuterium-7 I think!
US: I think it's a model of an atom. Not a bomb, relax! You know, chemistry stuff.
[2630] (diff score: 46)
UK: You are as mad as a marble.
US: You're one taco short of a combination plate.                
[2947] (diff score: 46)
UK: I met a crazy window cleaner by the name of Dai. He told me that furniture testing can lead to greater things. He said that there were probably a lot of nice people at the furniture factory, if I were to fall into the right circles.
US: All right, all right! Calm down there chicky baby. All right listen, here's the story. I met a crazy window cleaner by the name of Dai. He told me that furniture  testing can lead to greater and better things. He said that there were probably a lot of  nice people at the furniture factory, if I were to fall into all the right  circles.
[4332] (diff score: 46)
UK: There must be a circular system of these throughout the building. Prisoners must keep going round 'till they expire.
US: There must be a circular system of these throughout the building. Prisoners  probably go around, and round, and round and ROUND and ROUND until they die.
[4416] (diff score: 46)
UK: He's still alive?!
US: Whoa! Wait, hold on a second! Saul, he's still alive? What are you trying to say?
[4543] (diff score: 46)
UK: Gee, he's getting a little familiar! Can't a guy go to the John without being watched?
US: Gee, he's getting a little familiar! Can't a guy take a leak without someone watching?!
[4588] (diff score: 46)
UK: I can't flush the toilet. The ballcock seems to be jammed for some reason.
US: I can't flush the toilet. That little round thing seems to be jammed for some reason, and it's not going down.
[4608] (diff score: 46)
UK: What?
US: Which part of the question did you want me to answer?!
[5552] (diff score: 46)
UK: Looking ahead, I don't see any use for it.
US: Call me Nuts.....Bozo the clown!...but I just don't see any use for it at all.
[5701] (diff score: 46)
UK: You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
US: Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and  incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
[5709] (diff score: 46)
UK: Sheesh! World-sized brain! What the hell have I got myself into here?!
US: Whoa, check her out! World-sized brain! Teacher, scientist, professor. What the hell have I got myself into here?!                
[2552] (diff score: 45)
UK: That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him!
US: That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
[2871] (diff score: 45)
UK: I like you. Drive, ambition, responsible. But to be a Norm requires merciless training for years, just to handle the stress I take each minute. I can't jeopardise a Citizen's safety by putting him in a dangerous situation, that only I can handle.
US: I like you. Drive, ambition, responsibility. But to be a Norm requires merciless  training for years, just to handle the stress I take each minute. I can't  jeopardize a Citizen's safety by putting him in a dangerous situation, that  only I can handle.      
[4674] (diff score: 45)
UK: A sturdy door, made to keep people getting out. I'm glad, because judging from those noises, whatever's in there is a few cogs short of a clock!
US: A sturdy door, made to keep people from getting out. I'm glad, because judging from  those noises, what ever's in there is a few cogs short of a clock! You know what I mean? A few cards short of a full deck, buddy!
[4794] (diff score: 45)
UK: Someone's made a start at clearing up my mess!
US: Someone has started to clean up my mess. Right on!
[4937] (diff score: 45)
UK: Strange, I always thought it was the Dynamic Duo. The last letter is a zero instead of an 'O'.
US: Strange, this must be a typo. The last letter is a zero  instead of 'O'.
[5719] (diff score: 45)
UK: No matter. He is our cause's first martyr. We must turn to Saul for our guidance now, while Brian composes our anthem of triumph and loss.
US: Ah, don't worry about it. He is our cause's first casualty. We must turn to Saul for our  guidance now, while Brian composes our great anthem of triumph and loss.
[5738] (diff score: 45)
UK: If Paul has ripped off and built this amazing mind suction device, how come we aren't as dull as the other folks?
US: Well let me ask you something. If Paul has ripped off and built this amazing mind suction device, how come we weren't as dull as the other folks? What happened?!
[6091] (diff score: 45)
UK: I'm not scared of you, or your Pens! Shoot your best shot, Paul!
US: I'm not scared of you, or your Damn Pens! Do your very worst Paul! Give it to me! Bring it on!                     
[357] (diff score: 44)
UK: Ah, yes... you're probably right. Never mind, it was just a thought.
US: You know you've got a good point there. You're probably right, never mind.
[1246] (diff score: 44)
UK: I thought of drinking it once, but I don't think that would be a good idea!
US: I thought of drinking it once, but it might be habit forming.
[2483] (diff score: 44)
UK: I'm not stealing under that guy's nose!
US: I'm not gonna steal in front of that dude.
[2902] (diff score: 44)
UK: Diversion, right!
US: Well, I guess I'll be doing some work then. Diversion, here we go!
[3587] (diff score: 44)
UK: I met Brian. He's a bit weird. Not really very helpful.
US: I met Brian. He's really strange. Didn't help at all.
[4339] (diff score: 44)
UK: That is something I'd prefer to avoid while I'm still able to breathe.
US: Yeah, no thanks! That's something I'd prefer to avoid while I'm still capable of breathing.
[5828] (diff score: 44)
UK: I found out where Dai is. He's stuck in the Norm truck outside my appartment.
US: Oh, I found out where Dai is. He's stuck in the Norm truck outside my apartment. What do you think about that?
[2110] (diff score: 43)
UK: You might have, er... Wire Rats.
US: Oh no, you just spoke, but anyway I'm afraid there might be wire rats.
[2390] (diff score: 43)
UK: I'd rather listen to Brian. My feeble efforts would sound like a bull in a china shop next to him!
US: Yeah?! I'd rather listen to Brian. My feeble efforts would sound like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs next to him!
[4329] (diff score: 43)
UK: This is a family game. Plus, I'm not sure what it does.
US: Whoa! Hold on a second there! This is not butt bongo fiesta! This is a family game. Plus, I'm not exactly sure what it does.
[4367] (diff score: 43)
UK: Wait a minute... haven't I wandered into the wrong game?!
US: Wait a minute... haven't I wandered into the wrong movie?! What's happening here?! Oh my God, I'm in a turtle movie!
[4620] (diff score: 43)
UK: Why don't you take five, buddy? You're looking a little grey around the eyes there.
US: Why don't you take yourself a little fiver there, buddy? You're looking a little bloodshot around the sockets of your eyes.
[4690] (diff score: 43)
UK: Wow! These guys are about as efficient as I am at getting their stuff together. Must be a hundred pieces of paper on this!
US: Whoa! These dudes are about as efficient as I am at getting their lives sorted  out. Must be a hundred pieces of paper on this!
[5868] (diff score: 43)
UK: And just how do you propose that we do that?
US: Oh yeah, that sounds like a fried egg to me. And how do you propose we deal with it?
[6248] (diff score: 43)
UK: Wow! All that commotion to get a pathetic cup of warm plasticy water!
US: Ah, great! Just a cup of plasticy warm water!
[2102] (diff score: 42)
UK: So they'll come into your dumb shop again.
US: So, they can come be happy with you over and over again.
[2318] (diff score: 42)
UK: I can't reach!
US: Oh no, not me! I'm not getting burned. You go for it!
[2656] (diff score: 42)
UK: Books you want? But you're, erm.... how can I put this tactfully? You're as blind as an egg.
US: So it's books you want? But ah, there's just one little problem...ah.... how can I put this tactfully? You're... you're blind!
[2667] (diff score: 42)
UK: Stuff like Shakespeare perhaps?
US: Well then I'll give you some Shakespeare, dude.
[3514] (diff score: 42)
UK: ENTER TABITHA TO ROOM.
TABITHA: Oh Mother, Tom has jilted me.
MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.
TABITHA: (Weeping) He embarrassed me horribly.
MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.
TABITHA: But I don't care.
MOTHER: Good, Love.
ROLL CREDITS...
US: ENTER TABITHA TO ROOM.  TABITHA: Oh Mother, Tom has jilted me.  MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.  TABITHA: (Weeping) He embarrassed me horribly.  MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love.  TABITHA: I'm going to blow up his apartment complex!  MOTHER: Good, Love.  ROLL CREDITS...
[3678] (diff score: 42)
UK: Boring looking fountain. By expert deduction I would say that it is currently out of order.
US: Boring looking fountain. My keen eye tells me that it is currently out of order.
[3763] (diff score: 42)
UK: All sorts of files and paperwork strewn about here. I bet it's all boring.
US: Oh cool. There's all sorts of files and paperwork thrown everywhere. I bet it's all boring.
[4805] (diff score: 42)
UK: Geez, I really made a mess of that power station. Well, at least the flames warm the place up a bit!
US: Gees Louise! I really made a mess of that power station. Well, at least the flames  warmed the place up a bit! It was a bit chilly in there!
[4827] (diff score: 42)
UK: Oh no! I think I'm going to spew!
US: I think I'm gonna puke, gag me with a tail pipe!
[5337] (diff score: 42)
UK: These must be to stop folks from wandering into the sewers and getting eaten by 'gators.
US: These must be to stop folks from wandering off into the sewers and getting eaten by  old alligators, kinda like in that movie.
[5409] (diff score: 42)
UK: I think it needs remodelling.
US: Hmmm...I think this baby needs a little remodeling.
[6138] (diff score: 42)
UK: Cool! An elevator to the centre of the Earth!
US: Cool! An elevator to the center of the Earth! Wow, it's like a Science Fiction Movie!
[1235] (diff score: 41)
UK: I don't feel tired right now.
US: Why would I want to do that?
[1321] (diff score: 41)
UK: I'd need a key to open that. I'm afraid my fingernails aren't up to picking the lock!
US: I'd need a key to open that.
[1354] (diff score: 41)
UK: I don't want to play with it. You know how clumsy I am!
US: I don't want to play with it. You know how clumsy I am! I'll just make one little slip and whoops there it goes!
[4286] (diff score: 41)
UK: All the tubes are suddenly vacant. It looks like those people disappeared through the floor.
US: All the tubes are suddenly vacant. Those people appeared to disappear through  the floor.    
[4626] (diff score: 41)
UK: Is there any time when you aren't recording? Changing a tape for example?
US: Well, maybe it's time that you become a little more irregular. Is there any time when you aren't recording? Changing a tape for example?
[5748] (diff score: 41)
UK: Where do I find a booster station? Give me a clue and I'll knock it out. I'm feeling kinda frisky.
US: You'd never think he was your brother. Where do I find a booster station? Give me a clue and I'll knock it out. I'm feeling kinda funky.
[5766] (diff score: 41)
UK: I fuel the fight. I am the slow burning embers of the revolution. And YOU are spilling my bodily fluids on them. GO AWAY!
US: I fuel the fight. I am the slow burning embers of the revolution. And all you are doing is pissing on my embers. GO AWAY!
[6312] (diff score: 41)
UK: If you've so much as scratched my guitar you're in for a very big break Kent! Now get lost.
US: If you've so much as scratched my guitar, I'll scratch your eyes out Kent.  Now get lost.
[956] (diff score: 40)
UK: I discovered a couple of gizmos. I don't know what they do though. All I can hear is a strange whispering noise when I hold it close to my ear. Here, listen...
US: Well, I discovered a couple of gizmos, you know what I mean? I don't know what they do but they're neat. All I can hear is a strange whispering noise when I hold it close to my ear. Here, check it out.
[1898] (diff score: 40)
UK: TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST LOG

INIT SYSTEMS
SELECT CAMERA 1
LOAD VT1
RUN VT1
AUTOCUE ON
UNLOAD VT2
UNLOAD VT1
LOAD VT2
RUN VT2
US: TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST LOG  ö  INIT SYSTEMSö  SELECT CAMERA 1ö  LOADö  VT1ö  RUN VT1ö  AUTOCUE ONö  UNLOAD VT2ö  UNLOAD VT1ö  LOAD VT2ö  RUN VT2
[2106] (diff score: 40)
UK: Ah!
US: Whoa, little bit low on the cash scene at the moment.
[2631] (diff score: 40)
UK: She looks very very bored.
US: She looks very bored. Time to wake up! Rise and Shine my little...puckadee!
[3282] (diff score: 40)
UK: Lots of bats live in this building. They seem happy enough.
US: Lots of bats live in this building. They seem oh, so much happier than the tenants.
[3938] (diff score: 40)
UK: He's knocked himself senseless smashing into that window. Ugh! There's nasal debris everywhere!
US: He's knocked himself silly smashing into that window. Ugh! He's gotten snot everywhere!
[4044] (diff score: 40)
UK: Still too heavy.
US: Well, it's not getting any lighter.
[4640] (diff score: 40)
UK: More buttons than a pearly king's best suit. This must be mission control.
US: More buttons than I'd ever want to deal with. This must be mission control.
[5637] (diff score: 40)
UK: I need to get away from these guys. Being a fugitive is hard!
US: I need to stay away from these dudes. Being a fugitive is just not as easy as it looks.
[5666] (diff score: 40)
UK: I'm not sure where to blow. Here goes...
US: Well, I'm not exactly sure where to blow, but I'll give it my best shot.
[5991] (diff score: 40)
UK: I don't want to walk through them too much. It could be dangerous.
US: I'm a tad weary of walking through them. It could be Dangerous!
[6474] (diff score: 40)
UK: What am I supposed to do with it?
US: What from here? Oh yeah, right?!
[6476] (diff score: 40)
UK: I bet there's some juicy information in here. Maybe I can find the phone number of Miss Lovely here!
US: I bet there's some juicy information in here. Maybe I can find the phone  number of that gorgeous babe here. Oh yeah, she's styl'n!
[108] (diff score: 39)
UK: JEEZ! I have never seen such an evocative and compelling rendering of the most basic human emotion - jealousy. The green eye, the boiling rage, it all adds up to one of the most brilliantly observed and executed things I have ever seen!
US: Yeah, right on. I have never seen such an evocative and compelling rendering of the most  basic human emotion - jealousy. The green eye, the boiling rage, it all adds  up to one of the most brilliantly observed and executed whatchamacallits I've ever  seen!        
[1700] (diff score: 39)
UK: If set to OFF, all objects that can be manipulated in the game will NOT be identified when the mouse moves over them. This makes the game much more difficult.
US: If set to OFF, all objects that can not be manipulated in the game will NOT be identified when the mouse moves over them. This is really going to be hard.
[2218] (diff score: 39)
UK: You look a little, how can I put this, slim. Our testers pride themselves on their corpulence. I'm not sure you would fit in.
US: Well, I'm sorry. You look a little, well how can I put this, slim. Our testers pride themselves on their space consumption. I'm just not sure you would fit in.
[2345] (diff score: 39)
UK: It's February the 21st. Don't forget my birthday on the 27th!
US: It's February the 21st. Don't forget my birthday on the 27th! Buy me lots of expensive stuff! Make it anti-normal!
[2495] (diff score: 39)
UK: I'm not touching that and getting fried!
US: Yeah, like I'm gonna touch that and get fried!
[2562] (diff score: 39)
UK: Normality T-Shirts? Not cool.
US: Normality T-shirts? Not cool right now...but possibly a collector's item later.
[3410] (diff score: 39)
UK: This looks like a caricature of Brian Deluge. His neck looks a little wrong though; his Adam's Apple doesn't look like a knee-cap!
US: This looks like a caricature of Brian Deluge. His neck looks a little strange; his Adam's apple looks like a knee-cap; but that's cool!
[4440] (diff score: 39)
UK: How's that Norm shaping up? He wasn't in great shape last time I saw him.
US: How's that Norm shaping up? Last time I saw him he had a big metal plate in his head!
[4831] (diff score: 39)
UK: Oh, that's it! I can't hold back any longer! Sorry mate but you've asked for this!! BLERCH!!
US: I can't hold back any longer! Sorry friend! BLERCH!!
[5797] (diff score: 39)
UK: Er, Hiya Saul.
US: Hi there, how ya doing? Good to see ya, Saul ol' buddy.
[2401] (diff score: 38)
UK: My Great Aunt Gertrude! My how thin she looks!
US: My Great Aunt Gertrude! She's shed a few pounds! Looking good!
[3541] (diff score: 38)
UK: Well frankly, I wouldn't give you the steam off my waste products! You don't deserve to be a revolutionary!
US: Well frankly, I wouldn't give you the scud under my toenails! You don't  deserve to be a revolutionary!                  
[6003] (diff score: 38)
UK: You are about to quit the game. Are you sure you want to do that?
US: 
[6046] (diff score: 38)
UK: That guy was cool and professional. It would have taken an army to stop him.
US: All right. Sounds like a plan. Thanks for playin'. That guy was cool and professional. It would have taken an army to stop him.
[2070] (diff score: 37)
UK: Just have a play around yourself. Feel free. But if you break it, you pay for it!
US: Feel free to check it out. But if you break it, you pay for it!
[2457] (diff score: 37)
UK: Hey! I think this is the TV Shop a long time ago.
US: Hey! That's for horses. I think this was the TV Shop many, many years ago.
[3020] (diff score: 37)
UK: I can use him as a diversion, if I can find some way to make him bark.
US: He can be a diversion, I just need to get him to bark.
[3771] (diff score: 37)
UK: It's locked. Say NO to drugs, kids!
US: It's locked. I have such a headache too.
[4321] (diff score: 37)
UK: Another Norm Trooper on guard. If he's as gullible as Norm 2782, I might be able to sneak out of here.
US: Another Norm Trooper on guard. If he's as gullible as Norm 2782, I might be in  with a chance of escape.
[4477] (diff score: 37)
UK: Still making strange noises. Good.
US: Still making strange noises I see. Very good, keep it up, never change babe, love ya!
[4863] (diff score: 37)
UK: That explosion has ripped the Mall apart. Whoa! Time to get outta here!
US: That explosion has ripped the Mall apart. Ooops! Time I was going I think!
[5428] (diff score: 37)
UK: I don't think anyone will miss it.
US: I can climb it or move it!
[5616] (diff score: 37)
UK: What do you know about these strange hallucinations?
US: Really? So tell me...what do you know about these strange hallucinations...not brought on by chemicals?
[5640] (diff score: 37)
UK: These guys are guarding that service shaft. I gotta distract them.
US: These guys are guarding that service shaft. I must distract them. I'll pull down my pants or something.
[5888] (diff score: 37)
UK: What did you need again Heather? I'm kinda forgetful.
US: What did you need again Heather? I'm kinda like the absent minded professor.
[2371] (diff score: 36)
UK: I recognise that as a Plush-Rest Multi-Comfy Special, the ideal perch for all of the family.
US: I recognize that as a Plush-Rest Multi-Comfy Special, the ideal perch for the entire family and for that special lady
[2550] (diff score: 36)
UK: If I so much as touch that door, that neanderthal will jump out here and kick my butt.
US: If I so much as touch that door, that Neanderthal will be out to rearrange my  guts!
[3667] (diff score: 36)
UK: OK, I'll take a couple. No one will miss them. Brian might even sign them if he's ever in a good frame of mind.
US: OK, I'll take a couple. No one will miss them. Brian might even sign them if  he knew how to write.
[5603] (diff score: 36)
UK: What have you been doing? How have you survived?
US: Alrighty?! What have you been doing? How have you survived? Lots of games of Solitaire, I imagine...
[778] (diff score: 35)
UK: You think I should act in this soap? No way, not this trash! I'd rather go to an Elevator-Musak concert!
US: You think I should act in this soap? No way, not in this trash! I'd rather play polka.
[1528] (diff score: 35)
UK: Hmmm... Lots of switches and stuff to fool around with.
US: Hmm... lots of little switches to mess with.
[2054] (diff score: 35)
UK: Very nice... as till's go!
US: Very nice... doesn't quite do it for me though!
[2375] (diff score: 35)
UK: NO WAY! No way am I touching one of those coffee machines again! Not after what happened the last time!
US: NO WAY! No way, just no way am I touching one of those coffee machines again! You remember what happened to me the last time! Ouch, Babe!
[2504] (diff score: 35)
UK: I bet the kid's are sad that their favourite toy store is dead! so am I, come to think of it.
US: I bet the kids are sad their favorite toy store is dead! So am I, come  to think of it. Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
[2628] (diff score: 35)
UK: Are you listening to me?
US: Have you heard a word I said?
[3302] (diff score: 35)
UK: Phoar! Do we have to look so closely?!
US: Oh, grodey! Do we have to get such a close look?!
[3321] (diff score: 35)
UK: It won't open. It's locked from within.
US: It just won't open. It seems to be locked from the inside. Bummer!
[3676] (diff score: 35)
UK: It's stuck between all of it's neighbouring tiles. I don't really want it anyway.
US: It's stuck between all of it's neighboring tiles. I don't really want it  anyway. So, you're lucky!
[4140] (diff score: 35)
UK: "Kent Knutson: Offences include infringement of the Joyous Abstention Laws, harrassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his duty, terrorism, and others! Evidence for these crimes has been processed, and has been found to be conclusive. Arrest on sight!"
US: "Kent Knutson: Offenses include infringement of the Joyous Abstention Laws,  harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his duty, terrorism, and others!  Evidence for these crimes has been processed, and has been found to be  conclusive. Arrest on sight!"
[4365] (diff score: 35)
UK: If I had these guys as friends, I'd never be afraid of anybody!
US: If I had these guys as friends, I'd have no enemies.
[5050] (diff score: 35)
UK: One of that guys monitoring devices. Cunning spy!
US: One of that guy's monitoring devices. Cunning spy that he is! Let's give him an honor degree!
[5332] (diff score: 35)
UK: I don't know what it's for.
US: I just can't think of a use.
[5835] (diff score: 35)
UK: I'm having a few problems springing Dai. Those Norm guys are locked in tight. At least they aren't going anywhere.
US: Listen Heather, we've got to talk. I'm having a few problems springing Dai. Those Norm dudes are locked in tight. At least they aren't going anywhere.
[5862] (diff score: 35)
UK: Where do we go from here then? Do we just give up?
US: Well, that's just great. Where do we go from here then? Do we just give up? Do we slit our wrists? Do we end it all?
[6073] (diff score: 35)
UK: Well I can't think of anyone right now.
US: Well I can't think of anyone right now. But as soon as I do, I'll be standin' here in front of ya.
[1277] (diff score: 34)
UK: It's so badly made I haven't a clue who it is.
US: It's so badly made I don't have a clue who it is. Possibly, Michael Jackson.
[2700] (diff score: 34)
UK: Is this book to your tastes?
US: I bet you're gonna dig this book, huh?
[3405] (diff score: 34)
UK: Wanted: Kent Knutson. For crimes against all citizens of Neutropolis, including annoying singing in a public place. He is also suspected of harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his work, and the wanton use of coloured paints and explosives. DO NOT approach this man. He is considered HIGHLY DIFFERENT!
US: Whoa, look at this. Wanted: Kent Knutson. For crimes against all citizens of Neutropolis,  including annoying singing in a public place. God forbid. He is also suspected of  harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his work, and the wanton use of  colored paints and explosives. DO NOT approach this man. He is considered  HIGHLY DIFFERENT!
[3713] (diff score: 34)
UK: EXPIRE!? You mean, like DIE?! What happens then? What will that prove?
US: EXPIRE!? Do you mean, like DIE, DEATH, KILLING?! What happens then? What will that prove? Just that your speakers suck!
[5297] (diff score: 34)
UK: Er... Hello, Mr. Alligator. Take it easy.
US: Er... Hello there, Mr. Alligator. How ya doin'? Wanna get a bite? Not of me. Take it easy.
[5805] (diff score: 34)
UK: They went out searching for nuts and berries son. We have a long winter to get through. The elders of the tribe are beginning to worry about the wear on the head gasket. Who can blame them. Do you have a saddle for my lizard?
US: They went out searching for nuts and berries, Son. We have a long winter to get  through. The elders of the tribe are beginning to worry about the wear on the  head gasket.
[5980] (diff score: 34)
UK: I have no use for the smelly, disgusting creatures. How people keep them as pets, I'll never know!
US: I have no use for these smelly, disgusting creatures that they are. How people keep those things as  pets, I'll never know!
[6212] (diff score: 34)
UK: What with? A scalpel doesn't do much on its lonesome.
US: What do I do with it?  
[1291] (diff score: 33)
UK: Someone is not very green-fingered around here. Plants should be there to inspire and motivate the workforce
US: Someone is not very green- thumbed around here. Plants should be there to  inspire and motivate the work force
[1315] (diff score: 33)
UK: Who do you think I am? A trashman?
US: Who do you think I am? Trashman Sam? I don't clean your garbage! I don't clean garbage for nobody!
[2143] (diff score: 33)
UK: This sucks! Let me in right now!
US: All right dude, this sucks! Let me in right now or I'm going to be really unhappy.
[2430] (diff score: 33)
UK: They say you can eat plants, but it's not my kind of diet!
US: They say you can eat plants, but I'm fresh out of ketchup.
[2659] (diff score: 33)
UK: Well! You're as fast as lightning, aren't you?! I can see all right, but I can't see colours. Red? Ha! Blue? Ha! Means the total sum of zero to me. I see the world in arty farty black and white.
US: Well! You're as fast as lightning, aren't you?! I can see all right, but I  can't see colors. Red? Ha! Blue? Ha! Means the total sum of zero to me. I see  the world in artsy fartsy black and white.
[2767] (diff score: 33)
UK: Come on, big fellow. Calm down.
US: Oh come on, big guy. Just chill, buddy!                  
[3677] (diff score: 33)
UK: This tile looks a little loose. I wonder if it's important?
US: This tile looks a little loose. I wonder if it has any significance at all?!
[3817] (diff score: 33)
UK: Probably where they store dangerous drugs. I'm not interested.
US: Oh, that's probably where they store dangerous drugs that I'm not supposed to look at.
[4623] (diff score: 33)
UK: Say, don't you need to go to the bathroom? The old waistline looks a little bloated, plus if you hang on to your, er.... toxins, you might make yourself sick.
US: Say, don't you like need to go to the bathroom? The old waistline looks a little  bloated, plus if you hang on to your, er.... poisons, you might make yourself  sick. I know it's making me sick!
[4673] (diff score: 33)
UK: I'd rather not even try to. Insanity isn't contagious, but that doesn't stop it being inflicted upon others.
US: I'd rather not even try to. Insanity isn't contagious, but that doesn't stop  it being inflicted upon others. I should know that, I was in a mental institution.
[5459] (diff score: 33)
UK: What would I do with a bust? No, not THAT kind of a bust!! Behave!
US: What would I do with a bust? Wait! What am I saying?
[5491] (diff score: 33)
UK: I reckon I can jack the door open with this...
US: I'm pretty sure I can jack the door open with this...among other things.
[5823] (diff score: 33)
UK: Yeah, right.
US: Oh you've made that very clear.
[6085] (diff score: 33)
UK: He's right there, in the Mood Filter.
US: He's right there, in the Mood Filter. Oh....Ch-ching. baboom, bada bang...You're outta there!
[356] (diff score: 32)
UK: Er... my 7 FEET TALL, BODYBUILDING boyfriend won't agree!
US: Er... my 7 foot tall, body building boyfriend won't agree!
[1438] (diff score: 32)
UK: This must be the dumpster referred to in that strange note. I can't see any way in! There are some foot prints in the mud near the base, but they disappear when they hit the wall. Maybe someone is having a little joke with me, someone with a shoe on a stick!
US: This must be the dumpster referred to in that strange note. I can't see any way in. There are some footprints in the mud near the base, but they disappear when they hit the water. Maybe someone's having a little joke with me. Someone with a shoe on a stick.
[1487] (diff score: 32)
UK: I'm not touching them. I don't know where they've been. Well I do actually... and that's why I'm not going near them!
US: I'm not even touching 'em! I don't know where they've been! Well, I do and that's why I'm not gonna' wear them.
[1753] (diff score: 32)
UK: This cinema's been closed all my life. Ah well... sigh!
US: This movie theater has been closed all my life.
[2137] (diff score: 32)
UK: I have a badge. I forgot to mention it when I first arrived because of your attitude problem.
US: Yo dude, just in time. I have a badge. I forgot to mention it when I first arrived because you have such a bad attitude problem.
[2466] (diff score: 32)
UK: I used to climb them as a kid. I can't be bothered now.
US: Yeah, cool. I used to climb these as a kid. I can't be bothered anymore. I'm an adult now.
[2733] (diff score: 32)
UK: Nope, it's just too unappetising!
US: Oh No.. it's just too unappetizing!
[3412] (diff score: 32)
UK: Known only as Brian Downpour, this man subverts the innocent children of our community with music composed by the devil. His band is known as CRACKERS AND ASTHMA, an anagram of "Kids, kick back and drink", probably. If seen, call 000. Do not approach this man, he is a dangerous lunatic and a drummer.
US: Known only as Brian Downpour, the man subverts the innocent children of our  community with his music composed by Satan. His band is known as CRACKERS AND  ASTHMA, more likely to anagram of "Kids, kick back and drink." If seen, call  000. Do not approach this man, he is a dangerous lunatic and a drummer.
[4278] (diff score: 32)
UK: I don't know how to use this. I'm not really sure I'd like to try!
US: I don't know how to use this. I'm not remotely sure I would even want to try!
[4933] (diff score: 32)
UK: The buzzing nerve centre of this smooth operation. Lots of paperwork and paperclips.
US: The buzzing nerve center of this smooth operation. Lots of paperwork and  paper clips.
[5374] (diff score: 32)
UK: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall.
US: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind  that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?!
[5541] (diff score: 32)
UK: I'm not in the mood for creating a Zen garden. Maybe when this game is over?
US: I'm not in the mood for creating a Zen garden. But, thanks.
[5600] (diff score: 32)
UK: Paul put you inside the Mood Magnet. You've been there for 30 years!
US: Well, Paul put you inside the Mood Magnet. You've been there for 30 years...It's kind of straining on the emotions!
[6074] (diff score: 32)
UK: Me. Me and a few of my friends.
US: Well ME, of course. Me and a few of my friends. Actually, as many friends as I can find.
[6175] (diff score: 32)
UK: I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer.
US: Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This!
[1268] (diff score: 31)
UK: It extracts smells from my bathroom.
US: It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough!
[1306] (diff score: 31)
UK: That's cool. A bean bag shaped like a burger!
US: That's cool. A bean bag shaped like a burger! What's there gonna be next, a giant weenie?
[1319] (diff score: 31)
UK: Uh-huh. Leave The King alone.
US: Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
[1477] (diff score: 31)
UK: Interesting idea. I could reuse it when I take a vacation. Oh I forgot, I've never had a vacation!
US: Interesting idea! I could reuse it when I take a vacation...if I knew what a vacation was.
[1762] (diff score: 31)
UK: I'd rather have a kick in the teeth!
US: Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
[2368] (diff score: 31)
UK: What cheesy scenery! I could do better with my scissors and some toilet paper!
US: What cheesy scenery! I could do better than this with scissors and toilet paper! Who made this crappy game?
[2378] (diff score: 31)
UK: He's a geeky computer guy. He has a dirty ID badge on his oh-so-clean shirt, but I can't make out what it says.
US: He's a geeky computer dude. I don't even want to say dude...he's less than a dude. He has a dirty ID badge on his oh-so-clean shirt,  but I can't make out what it says.
[2992] (diff score: 31)
UK: A huge bin of toy gliders.
US: Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
[3130] (diff score: 31)
UK: Brains and brawn rarely occupy the same body. I'll confuse him easily.
US: Brains and brawn rarely occupy the same body. Except, of course, for me. But never the less, I'll confuse him easily.
[3151] (diff score: 31)
UK: She look's very boring and unfriendly.
US: She looks very boring and totally unfriendly. Plus, she's not even cute.
[3360] (diff score: 31)
UK: I'm not meant to get in here!
US: Ah, I don't think I'm like supposed to get in here.
[3832] (diff score: 31)
UK: I expect these contain horrible, skin-burning chemicals.
US: I expect these contain horrible, skin-burning, destroying, destructive, satanistic chemicals.
[4502] (diff score: 31)
UK: Have you ever tried to pick up gravy with your hands?
US: Yeah...right?! Have you ever tried to pick up gravy with your hands? Don't think you can do it, genius!
[5620] (diff score: 31)
UK: Don't worry, my little bull in a china shop! There should be a lift around somewhere. Probably walled up long ago.
US: Don't worry, my little bull in a china shop! There should be like an elevator around  somewhere. Probably boarded up like long ago.
[5646] (diff score: 31)
UK: More Friends of Paul. His elite bodyguards I bet. I'll stay so I don't get arrested.
US: More Friends of Paul. His elite bodyguards I bet. I'll stay right away in fear of  getting arrested.
[5853] (diff score: 31)
UK: What's with the long faces? I got Dai out, we all accomplished our missions.
US: Hey morbid people. What's with the long faces? I got Dai out, we all accomplished our missions. Everything's groovy!
[6342] (diff score: 31)
UK: I've got more important things to worry about, like the chorus in this song I'm about to play.
US: I've got more important things to worry about Kenty, like the chorus in this  song I'm about to play. You do your job and leave me to do mine.
[1314] (diff score: 30)
UK: It's an old mug, and very dirty. Hasn't anyone ever heard of a dishwasher?
US: It's an old mug, and very dirty. Hasn't anyone here heard of a dishwasher? You know, they clean things??
[1359] (diff score: 30)
UK: WOW! This looks like great fun. I used to love Chemistry at school!
US: WOW! This looks like great fun. I used to love Chemistry at school! Although, it wasn't too crazy about me!
[1369] (diff score: 30)
UK: I guess he watches a lot of TV. Where does he get the power from?
US: Whoa, this guy watches too much TV. Where does he get the power from?
[2196] (diff score: 30)
UK: What are you doing?
US: Oh really? Well then, what are you working on?
[2395] (diff score: 30)
UK: I've heard of underground music, but this is taking it too literally!
US: I've heard of underground music, but this is ridiculous!
[2619] (diff score: 30)
UK: Excuse me?
US: Whoa, weirdo alert! Ex-squeeze me?
[2658] (diff score: 30)
UK: So what you're trying to say is that you CAN see?
US: So what you're basically saying to me is... you CAN see?
[2665] (diff score: 30)
UK: What kind of novel do you want?
US: Oh, well it all makes sense. What kind of book do you want?
[2710] (diff score: 30)
UK: Go and have a look round, kid. It's a bit quiet today, but I can't go into that. Take as long as you like. Oh, and don't break anything. There's a spot of trouble concerning that particular aspect. Right, I'm off to a meeting.
US: Hey, go and have a look round, kid. It's a bit quiet today, but I can't go into that. Take as long as you like. Oh, and don't break anything. There could be hell to pay concerning that particular aspect. Right, I'm off to a meeting.    
[2735] (diff score: 30)
UK: This stuff's really heavy and tasteless. I'd rather eat slime!
US: This stuff's really heavy and tasteless at the same time. I'd rather eat slime! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
[3285] (diff score: 30)
UK: These are cool. I could have my own disco.
US: Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco.
[3470] (diff score: 30)
UK: Where is Research?
US: Well thank you so much. And where, might I ask, is Research?
[5295] (diff score: 30)
UK: What for? I suppose I could make some nice shoes and a bag.... No, I'm kidding, honest!
US: What for? I suppose I could make some nice shoes and a bag.... No, It's a joke, lighten up!
[5567] (diff score: 30)
UK: Phew! There's a lot of hot air coming from in there!
US: Whoa! There's a lot of hot air coming from in here! Kinda like a blow dryer!
[5589] (diff score: 30)
UK: Saul's brain is safely zipped up in here.
US: Saul's brain is safely zipped up in here and the good thing is...it's a stay fresh bag.
[6384] (diff score: 30)
UK: I haven't a clue, Son. I ain't never been technically minded. Maybe they need winding up or something like that.
US: I ain't got a clue son, I ain't never been technical minded. Maybe they need  winding up or something like that, eh?
[1269] (diff score: 29)
UK: If I filled it with water it would make a good bath, otherwise, I wouldn't know what to do with it.
US: If I filled it with water it would make a good bath, otherwise, I don't have a clue.
[1358] (diff score: 29)
UK: I don't think Heather would like it if I did.
US: I don't think Heather would be too keen on that one.
[1469] (diff score: 29)
UK: That must weigh a tonne! Kinda like the guys that use it, I bet.
US: That must weigh a ton; rather like the guys that use it, I suspect.
[1516] (diff score: 29)
UK: What a great advert for Lard. Such a cool food, much better and greasier than *FOOD*!
US: What a great advertisement for lard. Such a cool consumable, much better and greasier than *FOOD*.
[2076] (diff score: 29)
UK: Hello. Nice day.
US: Hello and are you having a wonderful day?
[2392] (diff score: 29)
UK: Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are?
US: Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is?
[2754] (diff score: 29)
UK: Bye then. Cheer up. Don't get so down.
US: Well go jump in a reservoir. Cheer up. Don't get so down.
[2971] (diff score: 29)
UK: I'm sorry, Kent. I can't supply weapons, we are a pacifist group. You are on your own now. I can only give you one thing, a code phrase. There is a sympathiser at the Mall. To get help, just say 'If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together'.
US: I'm sorry, Kent. I can't supply weapons, we are a pacifist group. So you're on  your own now. I can only give you one thing, a code phrase. There's a  sympathizer at the Mall. To get help, just say 'If I could rearrange the  alphabet I'd put U and I together'.
[3014] (diff score: 29)
UK: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark.
US: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff!
[3035] (diff score: 29)
UK: Ohhh! Not my kind of music at all! In fact, how can you call clapping entertainment?! No, I can't stand that any longer. I'll save the disc for later.
US: Oh! Not my kind of music at all! In fact, how can you all call clapping  entertainment?! No, I can't stand it any longer. I'll just have to save this disc for  later.
[3094] (diff score: 29)
UK: I haven't seen the Sun for decades.
US: God bless the Sun.
[3155] (diff score: 29)
UK: It's a cool plastic card. There's a little logo of the TV station on it.
US: It's a cool plastic card. There's a little logo of the TV station on it. I think I'll keep this as a memorabilia.
[3403] (diff score: 29)
UK: Sheesh! He's a really ugly looking son of a witch! I bet he's real dangerous - probably got no respect for himself or anyone else.
US: Whoa! He's a really ugly looking son of a witch! I bet he's real dangerous -  probably has no respect for himself or anybody else.
[4396] (diff score: 29)
UK: WELL DONE KENT! You have proved that you are capable of acting on your own initiative. Just what we all wanted to see.
US: Way to go Kent dude! You have proven that you are capable of acting on your own  initiative. Just what we all wanted to see.
[4399] (diff score: 29)
UK: Things weren't so bad. I've sold a few copies of 'Zen Throbb'. The message is already out there. I think we should wait for the groundswell before we further expose group safety by taking further action.
US: Things weren't so bad. I've sold a couple of copies of 'Zen Throbb'. The message is  already out there. I think we should wait for the groundswell before we endanger the group by taking further action.
[4446] (diff score: 29)
UK: I guess they don't like people getting comfortable around here. I don't reckon these flimsy chains could take my weight anyway. One of them looks really worn.
US: I guess they don't like people getting comfortable around here. I don't think   these flimsy chains could take my weight anyway. One of them looks well used.
[4507] (diff score: 29)
UK: Whoa! Jeez! Food's flooding out everywhere! Norm, get me outa this hole, or I'll die the most tasteless brown death ever!
US: Whoa! Gees! Food's flooding out everywhere! Norm, get me outta this hole, or  I'll....I'll die the most tasteless brown death you've ever heard of!
[4595] (diff score: 29)
UK: OK, Mister! That's your cue to squeeze and leave!
US: OK, Mister! That's your cue to come out of there!
[4649] (diff score: 29)
UK: It's a bag full of what appears to be miniature cameras and microphones. They're all black and shiny, like little dog's noses.
US: It's a bag full of what appears to be miniature cameras and microphones.  They're all black and shiny, like those cute little doggies noses. Here doggie, doggie.
[5714] (diff score: 29)
UK: I don't think you realise just how difficult that was. I almost got stuck in that misery factory.
US: Glad you can see that. I don't think you realize just how difficult it all was. I almost got stuck in that misery factory.
[5840] (diff score: 29)
UK: Yeah, both of them are a little crazy!
US: Oh yeah, both of them are losers and dweebs.
[6081] (diff score: 29)
UK: I know you have a secret now Paul. I know your brother Saul is still alive, and I plan to tell the population at large about this. I'd like to see you smile then!
US: I know you have a secret now Paul. I know your brother Saul is still alive,  and I plan to tell the population of Neutropolis. I'd like to see you smile  then!
[6315] (diff score: 29)
UK: I certainly am, Son. I feel fine. I'm just looking forward to the turn. This is the first festival I've been to.
US: I certainly am son, I feel fine. I'm just looking forward to the turn. This  is the first festival I've been to, such a feeling of warmth and beauty.
[233] (diff score: 28)
UK: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice!
US: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent!
[1335] (diff score: 28)
UK: A traffic control bollard. What's it doing down here?
US: A traffic control signal. Well, what in God's name is it doing down here?
[2751] (diff score: 28)
UK: Can't do nothin' properly. I'm just a walkin' waste of water! Why I can't even do this simple job right!
US: Can't do nothin' proper. I'm just a walkin' waste of molecules! Why I can't even  do this simple job right!
[3068] (diff score: 28)
UK: OK. What flavour drink do you want?
US: All right. What flavor do you want?
[3554] (diff score: 28)
UK: Bye. I'll be back. You won't call me a loser next time I come here.
US: All right. I'll be back. And I'll have a life, so you won't call me a loser next time I come.
[3978] (diff score: 28)
UK: I don't have anything to work on!
US: Huh, I've nothing to work on!
[4528] (diff score: 28)
UK: A nice glass door. It's almost invisible. I wonder how many people have walked into it by mistake?!
US: A nice glass door. It's almost invisible. I wonder how many people have walked  into it because they're stupid?!
[4799] (diff score: 28)
UK: Even Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't do that!
US: Even Stallone couldn't do that!
[5434] (diff score: 28)
UK: It's way too heavy. It would take weeks!
US: It's way too heavy. Hmm, this would take weeks, I don't have that much time.
[5843] (diff score: 28)
UK: OK, I'm out of here...
US: Sounds like fun. All righty then, I'm out of here...                
[6253] (diff score: 28)
UK: There's a rat stuck inside!
US: There's a rat stuck inside! He looks exhausted, but very clean.
[6492] (diff score: 28)
UK: Some of these shards are covered in sticky green stuff. Dis-gross-ting!! My assistant must have hit the window squarely with his face.
US: Some of these glass fragments are covered in sticky disgross-ting green stuff. Dis-gross-ting!! My  assistant must have hit the window squarely with his face.
[1342] (diff score: 27)
UK: I don't feel thirsty, and I already had a wash this morning.
US: I don't feel thirsty, and besides I already had a bath this month.
[1343] (diff score: 27)
UK: I don't feel thirsty, and I already had a wash this morning.
US: I don't feel thirsty, and besides I already had a bath this month.
[1400] (diff score: 27)
UK: The door to the car park. It's cold out there.
US: Whoa! The door to the parking lot. It's pretty cold out there.
[1916] (diff score: 27)
UK: Do I dare touch it? Argh! I didn't touch it, honest! I'm sorry, oh great machine! Please don't suck me in and fax me to oblivion!
US: Oh No! Do I dare touch it? Argh! Rage against the machine. I didn't touch it! I swear, I swear I didn't touch it. Oh, I'm sorry, oh great  machine! Please don't suck me in and fax me to oblivion!
[2411] (diff score: 27)
UK: Yeah, I love to play on these things... but as usual, I have to work!
US: Yeah, I love to play on these things... but as usual, I've got people to see and things to do!
[2626] (diff score: 27)
UK: Do you enjoy working in here?
US: Do you get pleasure out of working here Miss?
[2872] (diff score: 27)
UK: Are you sure about that?
US: Oh, can you possibly be 100% sure about that, Mr. Norm?
[2900] (diff score: 27)
UK: Sorry. Er... that Norm doesn't want to leave the Waffle sculpture.
US: Oh, you've got a stupid point there. Sorry. Er... that Norm doesn't want to leave the Waffle sculpture.
[3100] (diff score: 27)
UK: You say the Sun sends warmth. I don't see it anywhere, you old dreamer.
US: Oh really. Well, you say the Sun sends warmth, but I don't see it anywhere. You must just be an old dreamer.
[3600] (diff score: 27)
UK: Quite. And that's why we have given you this opportunity to join our group.
US: Yeah, that's what scares me. And that's why we've given you this opportunity to join our group.
[4120] (diff score: 27)
UK: How inspiring. NOT!
US: How inspiring. It inspires me to fall asleep.
[4360] (diff score: 27)
UK: He looks way too mean to get close to!
US: Oh, whoa! He looks too mean to even look at!
[4419] (diff score: 27)
UK: So, what do we do next?
US: Oh, well that's just great! So, what do we do now?
[4554] (diff score: 27)
UK: Nice try, Citizen! I may be stupid, but I'm not smart!
US: Nice try, Citizen! Do I look that stupid?
[4972] (diff score: 27)
UK: Aaaaagh! This... place... is n... not good! I feel like my mind is having an under-five's party in it!
US: Aaaaagh! This... place... is n... not good! I feel like my mind is having an  kiddy party in it! Where's the clown?
[4991] (diff score: 27)
UK: It's still working, even though it's totally wet through.
US: Cool! It's still working, even though it's soaked.
[5392] (diff score: 27)
UK: Uh oh! It looks a little worse for wear. Maybe a little paint would disguise it?
US: Uh oh! It looks a little past it's prime. Maybe a bit of paint would disguise  it?
[5781] (diff score: 27)
UK: It's a fire extinguisher without any foam in it.
US: Whoa! It's a fire extinguisher devoid of its foam.
[5896] (diff score: 27)
UK: OK, man. I'll leave you to it. Sounds a little too deep for me y'know.
US: Whatever. Anyway, man. I'll leave you to it. Sounds a little too deep for me ya know what I mean.                
[6078] (diff score: 27)
UK: Right, well that's it then. I might just as well give up!
US: Right, well that's it then. I might as well just give up and surrender! It's over! Forget it! Kaput!
[123] (diff score: 26)
UK: Ah, Mr. Harry Zontal, I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality Niche.
US: I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality Center.
[344] (diff score: 26)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Yes, and thank you so much for your help.
[355] (diff score: 26)
UK: I'd forget about him. I'm more fun to be with.
US: Well I'd forget about him. I'd be a whole heck of a lot more fun.
[958] (diff score: 26)
UK: What exactly are Waste Engineers?
US: Let me ask you a little question. What exactly are Waste Engineers?
[1304] (diff score: 26)
UK: If I sit on that, I won't want to get up again.
US: If I sit on that, I won't be getting up again, real soon.
[1761] (diff score: 26)
UK: Yawn! Nope.
US: Boring! I don't think so!
[1931] (diff score: 26)
UK: It's stuck fast.
US: I'm afraid it's permanent.
[2252] (diff score: 26)
UK: What are you on strike for?
US: Sounds groovy. What's it for, the strike?
[2344] (diff score: 26)
UK: Well it's certainly large.  I guess they're trying to impress me, but it hasn't worked!
US: Well it's certainly large. I guess they're trying to impress me, but it's hardly   working! Ha, ha, ha!
[2370] (diff score: 26)
UK: With two people sitting on it? Yeah, GREAT idea!
US: With two people sitting on it? Yeah, GREAT idea! You must be...Einstein?? All righty.
[2469] (diff score: 26)
UK: I couldn't pick this up!
US: Dude, what's up? I could never pick this up!
[2741] (diff score: 26)
UK: RAY: Er.... cod-flavoured ice cream. Er.... er... these are yummy. Honest!
US: Er.... cod-flavored ice cream. Er.... er... these are really yummy. Honest!
[2877] (diff score: 26)
UK: Neither of those are very likely to happen in this warm homogenised shopping environment though, are they?
US: Well neither of those are very likely to happen in this warm homogenized shopping  environment though, are they?
[3086] (diff score: 26)
UK: I'd like to get down there, to the street.
US: Well that would be just special. I'd like to get down there, to the street.
[3129] (diff score: 26)
UK: He looks like a football team in a suit!
US: Whoa, that dude looks like an entire football team in one suit!
[3145] (diff score: 26)
UK: Another stern-faced Norm!
US: Oh...Another stern-faced Norm! Brighten up, ol' chipper buddy.
[3534] (diff score: 26)
UK: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man.
US: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen.
[4499] (diff score: 26)
UK: Not sure if it's working. There are no perculiar noises coming from this one. Wher can I get another?
US: Not sure if it's working. There are no peculiar noises coming from this one.  Where can I get another?
[4556] (diff score: 26)
UK: Sheesh!
US: You couldn't possibly be!              
[4979] (diff score: 26)
UK: I never saw one working properly before. It's covered in little green fizzles of energy. It feels nice, like a shoal of little fish nibbling my skin!
US: I never saw one working properly before. It's covered in little green fizzles  of energy. It feels nice, like a school of little fish nibbling my skin...or something else!
[5243] (diff score: 26)
UK: It looks like a religious thing. Paul thinks he's a God!
US: It looks like some type of religious thing. Paul must think he's God!
[5711] (diff score: 26)
UK: Bless my soul! You've liberated Saul! Welcome back Kent. You truly are a brave genius.
US: Way cool dude! You've liberated Saul! Welcome back Kent. Hey my man, you truly are a brave genius.
[5774] (diff score: 26)
UK: Hi Norm! How goes it in shrapnel land? Picking up any foreign radio stations?
US: Hi Norm! How goes it in shrapnel land? Picking up any foreign stations on that local transistor?
[5811] (diff score: 26)
UK: I'll leave you in peace then Saul.
US: Right, I can see that. All right, I'll leave you in peace.
[5856] (diff score: 26)
UK: Where are bri and Dai?
US: Where are Bri and Dai and everybody else that ends like "i"?
[5874] (diff score: 26)
UK: OK, I'll see what I can do.
US: OK, I'll check it out baby!
[6205] (diff score: 26)
UK: I can get round the city using buses.
US: I can get round this entire city using buses. I'm not above that.
[6400] (diff score: 26)
UK: Hmmm... this wall doesn't seem to match up with the rest.
US: Hmmm... this wall doesn't seem to match up with the rest. Something curious around here...
[6406] (diff score: 26)
UK: OK, I can unscrew it.
US: I don't really want it.
[245] (diff score: 25)
UK: I'm very tempted to go and hit someone, but I can resist the temptation... barely!
US: I'm very tempted to go and hit someone, but I can resist the temptation...   I can find my inner peace and salvation...but barely.
[904] (diff score: 25)
UK: OW! That nasty critter bit me!
US: OW! That horrible thing bit me!
[1286] (diff score: 25)
UK: I can't reach it.
US: I can't reach it. And anyway, that would be theft!
[1742] (diff score: 25)
UK: I remember this club being open, until 'Our Glorious Leader' closed it after a week.
US: I remember this club being open, until 'Our Glorious Leader' closed it after a  week. Disco itself would have closed it a week later!
[1878] (diff score: 25)
UK: Hey, stop staring at me! I'm not into guys! You're putting me off my work, weirdo!
US: Hey, stop staring at me! What are you doing, falling in love? I'm not into guys! You're putting me off my work, weirdo!
[2342] (diff score: 25)
UK: What can I do? I can't turn it off and much as I'd like to smash it, that would be anti-social!
US: What can I do? I can't turn it off. I'd smash it, but that  would be totally anti-social!
[2365] (diff score: 25)
UK: Hey, some camera! I could make great home movies with this.
US: Hey, some camera! I could make great home movies with this. Although, I wouldn't let ya see 'em!
[2723] (diff score: 25)
UK: So you aren't afraid of horses then?
US: Yeah, not too good for business. So you aren't afraid of horses then?
[2875] (diff score: 25)
UK: What exactly would you deem a dangerous situation, oh server and protector? What might make you leave your post?
US: So, what exactly would you deem a dangerous situation, oh server and protector?  What might make you leave this precious post of yours?
[3426] (diff score: 25)
UK: The only thing I could use this for would demand that it were printed on absorbent paper!
US: The only thing I could use this for would require it to be printed on  absorbent paper!
[3869] (diff score: 25)
UK: Wow! It looks as though this dumpster is a very popular place. The prints are all different. Some are big boots... I wouldn't like to find out who they belong to. Now those slinky slingback prints there...  I'd like to bump into the wearer of those!
US: Whoa! It looks as though this dumpster is a very popular place. The prints are  all different. Some are big boots... Which I don't want to find out who they  belong to. Now those slinky slingback prints there... I'd like to bump into  the wearer of those!
[3931] (diff score: 25)
UK: I can't reach it. There's a pane of bullet-proof glass between me and it.
US: I can't reach it. There's a pane of bullet-proof glass blocking my way.
[4038] (diff score: 25)
UK: Why is so much stuff broken in this city? It looks like there are two cogs missing.
US: Whoa, why is everything broken in this city? It looks like there are two cogs  missing.
[4374] (diff score: 25)
UK: The way down to another cell? This is getting monotonous!
US: The way down to another cell? This is getting monotonous! This is just so damn monotonous! I just don't know what to do!!!
[4410] (diff score: 25)
UK: As yet I have made limited progress. I have a hunch that they might be something to do with people's behaviour patterns, but I can't quite pin it down.
US: Well, as yet I've made limited progress on that. But I have a hunch that they might be  something to do with people's behavior patterns. I can't quite pin it down, yet.
[4767] (diff score: 25)
UK: Here sweetie... OW! What a nasty creature!
US: Here you gentle creature... OW! What a nasty beast! Evil! Evil! Evil!
[5343] (diff score: 25)
UK: I am one guy, not a football team!
US: I am one guy-- very tough, very muscular but Not a whole football team!
[5680] (diff score: 25)
UK: I can squeeze through now.
US: Oh cool! I can squeeze right through that little spot right now.
[5775] (diff score: 25)
UK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Good one! Nice line Kent! Radio Stations! I like it! I'm fine, how are you buddy?
US: Ha ha!!! That's a good one! That's a nice line Kent! Radio Stations! I like it! I'm  fine, how are you buddy?
[5922] (diff score: 25)
UK: Oh, could you take Brian's guitar with you? He made it himself. He needs it smuggling on to the stage from beneath.
US: Oh, could you take Brian's guitar with you? He made it himself. He needs it  smuggled onto the stage from beneath.
[5984] (diff score: 25)
UK: "Welcome, citizens of Neutropolis to a gathering to comemorate the death of brother Saul, and to reassure one and all against the continuing revolutionary threat". There's a sign tacked on... "A few tickets still available."
US: "Welcome, fine citizens of Neutropolis to a gathering to commemorate the death of  brother Saul, and to reassure one and all against the continuing revolutionary  threat." There's a sign tacked on... "A few tickets still available."      
[6061] (diff score: 25)
UK: I'm on guard here.
US: Well, I'm kinda what you might call on guard here.
[6420] (diff score: 25)
UK: Now this must do something!
US: Look at that! It's a start button. Now, this must do something.
[6481] (diff score: 25)
UK: They're massive! Unlike Paul, I don't think I'm a god!
US: They're massive!
[1238] (diff score: 24)
UK: I can't get it to shift without the keys, and I don't think I'll be seeing those for about a week. Whoever made this hovel thought very seriously about home security.
US: I can't get it to budge without the keys, and I don't think I'll be seeing  those for about a week. Whoever made this death trap thought very seriously about  home security.
[2367] (diff score: 24)
UK: That's just silly.
US: Well that's just extremely stupid!
[2419] (diff score: 24)
UK: What a beauty! Mankind's greatest invention. No more messing about with wires. They're pretty expensive though, and I'm not convinced that they're entirely safe!
US: What a beauty! Mankind's greatest invention. No more messing about with wires.  They're a bit pricey though, and I'm not convinced that they're entirely safe!
[2439] (diff score: 24)
UK: I don't need flowers right now.
US: Oh no, no flowers for me right now, thanks.
[2474] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'd love to roll these down the street, like that Indiana Jones film!
US: I'd love to roll these down the street!
[2847] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'm afraid, Citizen, that I am going to have to comply with citizen directive NIK/808 and ask you to hand it over. Otherwise, I'll have to use my FORCEFULL voice. I came top in forcefulness at the academy.
US: I'm afraid, Citizen, that I am going to have to comply with citizen directive  NIK-808 and ask you to hand it over. Otherwise, I'll have to use my FORCEFUL  voice. I came in tops in forcefulness at the academy.      
[2858] (diff score: 24)
UK: Goodbye, Norm, Sir.
US: Ah, anyway. Good-bye, Mr. Norm, Sir.
[2981] (diff score: 24)
UK: I think not! I don't like your sort in MY Mall! Out!
US: I think not, out!
[3424] (diff score: 24)
UK: I can't get through. Obviously wearing this Norm costume does NOT make me a Norm!
US: I can't get through. Obviously wearing this Norm costume does NOT make me a  Norm! Which is probably a good thing.
[3606] (diff score: 24)
UK: Don't look down!
US: Vertigo-o-rama!
[3705] (diff score: 24)
UK: One of Paul's army of sados. His name badge says CONRAD SMULCH.
US: Oh look, it's one of Paul's army of dweebs. His name says CONRAD SMULCH.
[3939] (diff score: 24)
UK: No way am I lugging this guy around the city. I refuse to leave until I've found a home for him.
US: No way am I lugging my runny nose friend around the city. I refuse to leave until I've  found a home for him.
[4056] (diff score: 24)
UK: I don't want to get caught yellow-handed. I think I'll leave it here.
US: I don't want to get caught yellow-handed. I think I'll just leave that right there.
[4330] (diff score: 24)
UK: What...?! Sparks, like the ones in that room where I met Paul.
US: What...?! Sparks, like the ones in that room where I met Paul, nasally  congested fool that he is.
[4459] (diff score: 24)
UK: These leads reach halfway to the door, probably stopping the inmate from taking the guard by surprise with a sharpened spoon.
US: The utensil leashes reach halfway to the door, probably stopping the inmate from  taking the guard by surprise with a sharpened spoon.
[4490] (diff score: 24)
UK: I ain't lickin' that up!
US: What for?
[4756] (diff score: 24)
UK: These are well out of date. Phew! Who would leave a few smelly sardines in a locked fridge?
US: These are way out of date. Phew! Who would leave a few smelly sardines in a  locked fridge? Somebody like... fishy!
[5296] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'm not about to get myself stuck into those jaws!
US: Yeah, right?! I'm not about to deliver myself into those jaws!
[5338] (diff score: 24)
UK: Why are they here? To stop people getting in, or to stop hellish freaks from getting out?
US: Why are they here? To stop people getting in, or to stop freakazoids  from getting out?
[5378] (diff score: 24)
UK: Sure thing. HOW?!
US: Sure thing...no problem! Just one question....HOW?!
[5653] (diff score: 24)
UK: I think I'd prefer to avoid them. I'm a fugitive now, and fraternising with the enemy is sure to get me arrested.
US: I think I'd prefer to avoid them. I'm a fugitive now, and fraternizing with  the enemy is sure to get me arrested.
[5721] (diff score: 24)
UK: No matter. I must continue my work on the gadget you brought me.
US: Don't worry about it. I must continue my work on the gadget you brought me.
[6036] (diff score: 24)
UK: I'm on guard here.
US: Well, I'm kinda what ya might call "on guard" here.
[6116] (diff score: 24)
UK: You! HALT! That is an unauthorised maintenance cradle!
US: You! HALT! That is an unauthorized maintenance cradle!
[43] (diff score: 23)
UK: I'll just pour in this water. Easy does it...
US: I'll just pour in this water. Whoa! Singe City!
[1410] (diff score: 23)
UK: Yes, I could use a woman like that!
US: Oh, yeah! I could use a woman like that, or any woman for that matter.
[1503] (diff score: 23)
UK: Messing around here could blackout the entire factory!
US: Whoa, messin' around here could blackout the factory.
[1698] (diff score: 23)
UK: Speech : Speech and no text.
Text   : Text and no speech.
Both   : Speech and text.
US: Speech : Speech and no text.  Text   : Text and no speech.  Both   : Speech and text.   What will they think of next?
[1785] (diff score: 23)
UK: It's bricked up very firmly.
US: It's substantially bricked up.
[2394] (diff score: 23)
UK: Far too heavy! That's what Roadies are for.
US: Yeah?! Way too much work!! That's what Roadies are for. Yeah!
[2409] (diff score: 23)
UK: What, empty boxes. I would like a Pizza though if you want to order me one?
US: What, empty boxes? I'm craving a Pizza if you want to order me one?
[2549] (diff score: 23)
UK: A great work of art. It really cheers the place up.
US: A great work of art. It really cheers the place up. I must buy one for my own home.
[2884] (diff score: 23)
UK: What a nerd! He looks really uncomfortable in those clothes. Look at those colours! You could spear fish with those!
US: Oh, check it. What a nerd! He looks really uncomfortable in those clothes. Look at those  collars! You could spear a fish with those!
[2949] (diff score: 23)
UK: I was in the maximum security Blue Pens. The normal ones are full. Apparently it is high season for different behaviour at the moment.
US: Listen, I was in the maximum security Blue Pens. The normal ones are full. Apparently  it is high season for different behavior at the moment.
[3565] (diff score: 23)
UK: You plan to undermine the current powerbase with THREE people?!
US: You plan to undermine the current powerbase with THREE people?! Ex-squeeze me, reality check.
[4083] (diff score: 23)
UK: That elevator isn't going to come! Looks like I need to find another way out.
US: Whoa, this elevator is never going to come! Looks like I need to find another way out.
[4549] (diff score: 23)
UK: Just get on with what you came to do, Boy! Disgusting though it may be!
US: Just get on with what you came to do, Boy!
[4670] (diff score: 23)
UK: It leads into a cell.
US: Oh look at that dude, it leads into a cell. Right on.
[4865] (diff score: 23)
UK: Not a good idea!
US: Yeah?! I don't think. Not a great idea!
[5128] (diff score: 23)
UK: Rafts! Those people must be crazy! Falling in that chemical soup can't be good for the complexion.
US: Rafts! They must be mad! Falling in that chemical soup can't be good for the  complexion.
[5193] (diff score: 23)
UK: Just as I guessed. My little voyage ends safely in Heather's dockland lair!
US: Just as I guessed. My little voyage ends safely in Heather's humble abode !
[5327] (diff score: 23)
UK: I ain't touching it! I might draw back a charred stump.
US: I ain't touching it! I might draw back a charred stump. Although, that might be kinda cool...
[5347] (diff score: 23)
UK: Nah! I'll leave the brick there.
US: Nah! I'll leave the brick there. All in all... it's just another brick in the wall!
[5617] (diff score: 23)
UK: These are the raw thoughts being channelled from the stadium, which is really a huge collection facility. Some of the cables are leaking. By a million to one chance, I was left where their paths converge. I have absorbed all the information.
US: These are the raw thoughts being channeled from the stadium, which is really  a huge collection facility. Some of the cables are leaking. By a million to  one chance, I was left where their paths converge. I... I have absorbed like all the  information.
[5641] (diff score: 23)
UK: Uh-huh! I can't confront them or they'll recognise me. I just have to find a way to get rid of them.
US: Uh-uh! No way! I can't confront them or they'll recognize me. I just have to find a  way to get rid of them.
[5752] (diff score: 23)
UK: I'm off to fight that evil Paul!
US: Well, here I go brave soldiers. I'm off to fight that evil Paul!
[5790] (diff score: 23)
UK: I should pay for it really, but I can't at the moment.
US: I should pay for it really, but I just can't at the moment. Financial restraints.
[5865] (diff score: 23)
UK: We must somehow gather enough dried flowers to cover up that terrible wallpaper. If my rich uncle visits he won't understand your complete allergy to seafood...
US: We must somehow, you know, gather enough dried flowers to cover up that terrible  wallpaper, man. If my rich uncle visits he's not going to understand your complete allergy to seafood.
[6335] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6350] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6365] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6380] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[6395] (diff score: 23)
UK: Thanks for your help.
US: Thank you, so much, for all your help
[367] (diff score: 22)
UK: Thanks.
US: You're the greatest.      
[744] (diff score: 22)
UK: Noticeboard
US: Notice Board
[1284] (diff score: 22)
UK: And risk the wrath of this woman? No way! 'Hell hath no fury...'
US: And risk the wrath of this woman? Oh, no way! I've risked the wrath of women before...'Hell hath no fury...'
[1323] (diff score: 22)
UK: This hasp is keeping the fridge locked. Who'd lock a fridge?
US: This hasp is keeping the fridge locked. Who in their right mind would lock a fridge?
[1362] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's no use to me. Or anyone, in fact!
US: It's no use to me. Or anyone, as far as that matters!
[1443] (diff score: 22)
UK: Judging by all those winking lights, I'd say that there is an alarm on this case. "Touch this and die!" Charming!
US: Judging by all those blinking lights, I'd say there's an alarm on this case. Touch this and die...charming.
[1699] (diff score: 22)
UK: All auxiliary screens (like this one), and cut-scene animation will be shown in either SVGA hi-res (640 x 400) or VGA (320 x 400).
US: Hey, it's simple. All auxiliary screens (like this one), and cut-scene animation will be shown in either SVGA hi-res (640 x 400) or VGA (320 x 400). SVGA's much better.      
[2221] (diff score: 22)
UK: Can you not read, Ms.? My T-Shirt proclaims in loud and garish letters the nature of my stature.
US: Can you not read, Ms.? My T-shirt very clearly proclaims in loud and garish letters the  nature of my stature, which is good.
[2413] (diff score: 22)
UK: One of those hippie space hopper things. What a blast!!
US: It's one of those hippie space hopper things. Righteous!
[2824] (diff score: 22)
UK: I've no use for it. It would go round me three times anyway!
US: I've no use for it. Besides, it would just go around me three times anyway!
[2840] (diff score: 22)
UK: What, just you on your own?
US: What, just you all by yourself?
[3128] (diff score: 22)
UK: He looks like a security guard. Well I'll get past him.
US: He looks like a security guard. Well I'll just have to trot right past him.
[3317] (diff score: 22)
UK: There's no way I can reach that!
US: There's just no way I can reach that! What are you thinking?!
[3382] (diff score: 22)
UK: Noticeboard
US: Notice Board
[3502] (diff score: 22)
UK: Yay! Progress! I wonder if I can find Saul now?
US: Yay! Progress! I wonder if I can find Saul now? Let's take it to the streets.      
[3599] (diff score: 22)
UK: Hey, I'm sure I'll think of one. They don't call me Kent "Freeform Brainstorm" Knutson for no reason you know.
US: Hey, I'm sure I'll think of one of 'em. They don't call me Kent "The Great Freeform Brainstorm"  Knutson for no reason at all.
[3665] (diff score: 22)
UK: The city. The little people going about their business, oblivious to the sinister secrets of their Police force! It makes me feel proud to be doing all this for them.
US: The city. The little people going about their business, oblivious to the  sinister forces of their evil police! It makes me feel proud to be doing all  this for them.
[3775] (diff score: 22)
UK: There are three buttons. Two, arrows, one pointing up, the other down, and a big red button.
US: There are three buttons. One arrow pointing up, one arrow pointing down, and a  big red button.
[3856] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's a big 'ol filing cupboard.
US: It's a great big filing cabinet.
[3898] (diff score: 22)
UK: Never mind, maybe you can find something else to do.
US: Well, never mind, maybe you can find something else normal to do with your time.
[3947] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's a piece of snotty broken glass!
US: Whoa, just what I wanted, a piece of snotty broken glass!
[4280] (diff score: 22)
UK: No way! If I end up like that I might jeopardise my new-found friendship.
US: Oh no way! If I end up like that I might jeopardize my new found friendship.
[4336] (diff score: 22)
UK: Oh, oooh! Something freaky this way comes!
US: Oh, oh! Check it! Damage alert! Something freaky this way comes!
[4400] (diff score: 22)
UK: There IS no groundswell, Brian! Kent is part of the group now, our man in the field. There is NO argument.
US: What are you talking about! There IS no groundswell, Brian! Kent is part of the group now, our man in the field. There is NO argument.
[4427] (diff score: 22)
UK: They'll finger me as soon as I walk in! I'll be lobotomised before you can say scalpel!
US: They'll finger me as soon as I walk in! I'll be lobotomized before you can say  scalpel!
[4629] (diff score: 22)
UK: Is there anywhere where you can't see or hear me? Or do you see EVERYTHING?
US: I'd say. So, let me ask you a question. Is there anywhere where you can't see or hear me? Or do you see EVERYTHING?
[4687] (diff score: 22)
UK: NoticeBoard
US: Notice Board
[5196] (diff score: 22)
UK: I've had enough sailing for one day.
US: Uh, no thanks. I've had enough sailing for one day. Actually, for one year.
[5210] (diff score: 22)
UK: The way out of this spooky mall.
US: The way out of this hellish mall. Righteous!
[5230] (diff score: 22)
UK: Yeah, real tasteful! It looks more like the cover of a heavy metal album.
US: Hey, tasteful! Looks more like the cover of a heavy rock album.
[5268] (diff score: 22)
UK: This crate must contain state-of-the-art equipment for Paul's Special Guard. He seems to have stepped up security today. I figure he's a little jittery.
US: This crate must contain state-of-the-art equipment for Paul's Special Guard.  He seems to have stepped up security today. I figure he's probably a little nervous.
[5333] (diff score: 22)
UK: There must be miles of that stuff! I just coil it up and throw it over my shoulder?!
US: There must be miles of that stuff! What do you want me to do.... coil it up and throw it over my  shoulder?!
[5507] (diff score: 22)
UK: They're already very open. No use now.
US: They're already very open. No use now, but try again later...thanks.
[5611] (diff score: 22)
UK: Great! Then I'll have you out in no time.
US: Great! Then I'll just have you out in no time at all. Brains … la carte.
[5674] (diff score: 22)
UK: Right idea I think, but it looks way too dark back there. I need a light before I go any further in these tunnels!
US: Bright idea, but it looks way too dark back there. I need a light  before I go any further into these tunnels!
[5685] (diff score: 22)
UK: I still don't have anything to paint the sculpture with. I need a pressurised container of some sort, oh, and to fill it with yellow paint.
US: I still don't have anything to paint the sculpture with. I need a pressurized  container of some sort, oh, and to fill it with yellow paint.
[5718] (diff score: 22)
UK: He kind of met with an accident. I didn't see exactly what happened. He told us to go on without him.
US: Oh no. He kind of met with an accident. I didn't exactly see what happened, but I know it was spooky. He told us to go on without him.
[5745] (diff score: 22)
UK: So what is our next step? How do we free everyone from your machine?
US: So, dear friends, what is our next step? How do we free everyone from your treacherous machine?
[5850] (diff score: 22)
UK: You sure are a hard taskmaster, Miss Heather. See you all later.
US: You sure are a hard task mistress, Miss Heather. See you all later.                  
[6068] (diff score: 22)
UK: Good! It's about time someone made a stand against your stupid, selfish laws!
US: Good! It's about time someone made a stand against your stupid, selfish, indecent, inconsiderable laws!
[6139] (diff score: 22)
UK: Is this the right floor for haberdashery?
US: Is this the right floor for appliances?
[6156] (diff score: 22)
UK: It's a fire extinguisher I think. It has "For Norm Troopers Use Only" written on the side. Weird!
US: It's a fire extinguisher I think. It has "For Norm Troopers Use Only" written  on the side. That's pretty strange.
[6234] (diff score: 22)
UK: This appears to be bits of blown-up cracker crate.
US: These appear to be bits of blown up cracker crate.
[6423] (diff score: 22)
UK: How?
US: I'm not hungry right now.
[1625] (diff score: 21)
UK: I'm not picking that up whilst it's spinning around like a dervish!
US: Yeah! I'm not picking that up while it's spinning like a dervish!
[2083] (diff score: 21)
UK: Out into the wilds of the city we go...
US: Out into the wilds of the city we go... Yeah! Cha Cha little troopers!
[2529] (diff score: 21)
UK: Possibly the worst musical instrument ever invented!
US: Oh no! It doesn't suck! It's just possibly the worst musical instrument ever invented!
[2717] (diff score: 21)
UK: What gave the game away?
US: Oh really? Well what was it that gave the game away?
[2922] (diff score: 21)
UK: Could I just...
US: Right-e-o! Just one thing...
[3161] (diff score: 21)
UK: I can't understand it, never mind use it!
US: I can't even understand it, much less use it!
[3283] (diff score: 21)
UK: I could stick the lamp on my head and pretend to be a Norm?
US: I got it! I could just stick a lamp on my head and pretend to be a Norm? Yeah! Right on!
[4437] (diff score: 21)
UK: I don't like this. I want to go home!
US: You know, I really don't like this at all. I want to go home now!
[4471] (diff score: 21)
UK: It's chained firmly to the wall.
US: It's attached to the wall.
[4614] (diff score: 21)
UK: OK, I guess you should get on with it. I'll try to be as natural as possible. If I do anything weird it's probably the after-effects of my trauma. I was deeply affected.
US: OK, I guess you should get on with it. I'll try to be as natural as possible.  If I do anything weird it's probably the just the after-effects of my trauma.
[4770] (diff score: 21)
UK: I've got it, but I'm not comfortable with the idea.
US: I've got it, but I'm not comfortable with the idea, I'll tell you that right now.
[4866] (diff score: 21)
UK: Even now some fire crackers are still going off. What a great fireworks show!
US: Even now some fire crackers are still going off. What a great pyrotechnics  show!
[5334] (diff score: 21)
UK: These cables have got a life of their own.
US: These cables have got a life of their own. They're like snakes.....I hate snakes!
[5478] (diff score: 21)
UK: That should keep that slab down.
US: That should keep that slab down. Stay down, damn slab! Stay down...don't even try it!
[5596] (diff score: 21)
UK: Name's kent. I'm here to rescue you... again.
US: Name's Kent. Little spacey...but that's OK....I'm here to rescue you... again.
[5651] (diff score: 21)
UK: "We may never see his like again"! I'm gonna get Paul to eat those words - with a hammer and a chisel.
US: "We may never see his like again!" I'm gonna get Paul to eat those words -  with a fork and knife.
[5694] (diff score: 21)
UK: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!
US: Cool!!!!
[5895] (diff score: 21)
UK: You have caught me in a rare moment of sanity Kent. Breeeeep! I am trying to remember something. Something that could restore me to my previous state of mind. A secret of mine which has slipped away.
US: You have caught me in a rare moment of sanity Kent. Breeeeep! I am trying to  remember somethin' here. Somethin' that could restore me to my previous state of  mind. A secret of mine which has slipped away.
[5994] (diff score: 21)
UK: I can't walk through it. It needs opening in some subtle way.
US: I can't just walk through it. It needs to be opened in some subtle way.
[6026] (diff score: 21)
UK: Norm 2782, why are you here?
US: 
[6050] (diff score: 21)
UK: Norm 2782, why are you here?
US: 
[6242] (diff score: 21)
UK: I don't think the guy would let me in. He looks kinda cheesed off!
US: I don't think the guy would let me in. He looks kinda pissed off right now.
[6434] (diff score: 21)
UK: That sharkpoon gun made a pretty good hole! It could still be a winner. I can't stand it in here much longer. That really is the BIGGEST smell I ever smelled! If that Norm outside gets a whiff, he'll think I'm up to no good.
US: That sharkpoon gun made a pretty good hole! I can't stand it in here much longer. That really is the BIGGEST smell I ever smelled! If that Norm guy outside gets a whiff, he'll think I'm up to no good.
[6498] (diff score: 21)
UK: It's way too heavy to move, that's why the Norms fragged it where it stands.
US: Oh no...It's way too heavy to move, that's why the Norms demolished it where it stands.
[250] (diff score: 20)
UK: A key without a lock is like a bar without beer!
US: A key without a lock is like a bar without beer! or...a gun without bullets, or...a card without a deck!
[644] (diff score: 20)
UK: Rat in Washer
US: Rat in Washing Machine
[697] (diff score: 20)
UK: Bollard
US: Traffic Signal
[699] (diff score: 20)
UK: Bollard
US: Traffic Signal
[1285] (diff score: 20)
UK: Boring! Computers are boring, boring, boring!
US: Boring! Computers are boring, boring, boring, boring, boring! No computer class for me.
[1368] (diff score: 20)
UK: I'd better not.
US: I don't want it.
[1382] (diff score: 20)
UK: I can push these buttons until I'm blue in the face. That elevator won't come!
US: I can push these buttons until I'm blue in the face. The elevator still will not come!
[1383] (diff score: 20)
UK: That would be vandalism!
US: Oh no, I could never do that. That would be vandalism! No, no, no, not I!
[1393] (diff score: 20)
UK: I could make a nice tablecloth out of one! Or a quilt?
US: I could make a nice table cloth out of one, or a quilt.
[1415] (diff score: 20)
UK:  It's luke warm and smells of plastic.
US: It's like, lukewarm and it smells of...plastic?
[1494] (diff score: 20)
UK: I hope no one's in these cubicles I'm snooping around in!
US: I hope no one's in those cubicles that I'm snooping in.
[1599] (diff score: 20)
UK: Ah, the poor little thing. Someone's strung him up and left him to die!
US: Ah, the poor little guy. Someone's strung him up and left him for dead.
[2025] (diff score: 20)
UK: Cheesy rubber hand puppet. They are either meant to be rats or little horses. It's quite hard to tell, the craftsmanship is a little, er... ambiguous.
US: Cheesy rubber hand puppet. They are either meant to be rats or little horses.  It's a little hard to tell, the craftsmanship is a little, er...crappy.
[2179] (diff score: 20)
UK: I bought you a gift to make up for all the aggravation I caused earlier.
US: Hey there friend. I bought you a little gift to make up for all the aggravation I caused earlier.
[2191] (diff score: 20)
UK: Excuse me for interrupting...
US: Hello there. Excuse me for interrupting everything.
[2303] (diff score: 20)
UK: That would be silly!
US: That would be extremely stupid!
[2357] (diff score: 20)
UK: I'd rather not touch this! 
US: I'd rather not touch this! Now where do I put the tape?
[2377] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's very ominous, but I'm sure it's just a coffee machine. Why do they always make them look so frightening?
US: It's very ominous, but I'm sure it's just a coffee machine. Why do they always  make them look so damn scary ?
[2431] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's impolite to go round picking people's flowers!
US: You know, it's impolite to go round picking people's flowers. Or is that noses?
[2454] (diff score: 20)
UK: I wonder what this is? I don't have any idea.
US: I wonder what this is? I've no idea, I'm sure!
[2532] (diff score: 20)
UK: A cheap imitation made from fibreglass.
US: A cheap imitation made from fiberglass.
[2839] (diff score: 20)
UK: Go away Citizen. I'm not supposed to fraternise with the public. I'm here to protect you all.
US: Go away Citizen. I'm not supposed to fraternize with the public. I'm here to  protect you all.
[2850] (diff score: 20)
UK: Thanks!
US: Thank you so much!
[2876] (diff score: 20)
UK: Let me have a think... Wild animals, definitely wild, rabid animals. An if, er... if I was sick. Y'know, if I had the sniffles or such.
US: Leave my post well, well let me have a think... Wild animals, definitely wild, rabid animals. And if, er... if I was sick. Y'know, if I had the sniffles or such.
[3042] (diff score: 20)
UK: He's already doing my will, by causing a diversion, he he!
US: He's already doing what I need--causing a diversion, he he, hew!
[3655] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's monitoring someone's vital signs.
US: It's monitoring the vital signs of somebody.
[3810] (diff score: 20)
UK: He, he, I did a really great job repainting the Mall. Well, it was boring without that special touch of colour!
US: I guess I really did a great repainting job at the Mall. Well, it was boring  without that special touch of color!
[3830] (diff score: 20)
UK: I have no use for them.
US: I'm sorry, I just have absolutely no use for them.
[3893] (diff score: 20)
UK: He's in the corridor. He's knocked himself out!
US: He's in the corridor. But, that's okay, he's a moron and he's knocked himself out!
[4010] (diff score: 20)
UK: I can hear the music from here. It's really loud!
US: Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen!
[4012] (diff score: 20)
UK: WOW! Somebody's bolted these cans to his head!
US: WOW! Somebody's bolted these cans to his head! What were they thinking?
[4158] (diff score: 20)
UK: I'm not capable of doing that.
US: Sorry dude, I'm not capable to do that.
[4258] (diff score: 20)
UK: I want this to stop! My grey matter is about to seep onto my shoulders!
US: I want this to stop! My gray matter is about to seep onto my shoulders! No, it can't be so!
[4331] (diff score: 20)
UK: I think it's decided to use itself. I'm not very comfortable right now!
US: I think it's decided to use itself. I am not at all comfortable.
[4335] (diff score: 20)
UK: Not in a family game!
US: Right?! Hello!!! Check it out! Not in a family game!
[4544] (diff score: 20)
UK: Most ignorant guy I ever met! At least Norm 2782 quoted rules and stuff at me, before his lucky injury.
US: Yeah?! Most ignorant guy I ever met! At least Norm 2782 quoted rules and stuff at me,  before his unfortunate injury.
[4562] (diff score: 20)
UK: This gets me out of this elevator.
US: Hey! This gets me out of this elevator. Next floor lingerie.
[4832] (diff score: 20)
UK: You barfed on my uniform! SPLEEEURCH!!
US: Oh swell, you vomited on my uniform! SPLEEEURCH!!              
[4958] (diff score: 20)
UK: How can a pinboard be out of order?!
US: What? How can a pin board be out of order?!
[5084] (diff score: 20)
UK: Fry, you unwanted technological trinket!
US: Fry, you unwanted piece of technological trinket! Fry away and be gone! Fry! Fry!
[5418] (diff score: 20)
UK: I've bent them enough to get through.
US: I've bent them quite enough to get through. Call me Super Dude!
[5439] (diff score: 20)
UK: It's way too heavy and awkward.
US: It's way too heavy and awkward, which is not a good thing.
[5577] (diff score: 20)
UK: I can just slip this brain out of here and into my pocket...
US: I can just slip this brain out of here and right into the suit...
[5964] (diff score: 20)
UK: This must be when I blew up the mall.
US: Whoa! This must be when I blew up the mall. What a mess! Right on!
[6080] (diff score: 20)
UK: How about knowing that your brother still breathes, and that you live in mortal fear of him, and the people's reaction should they find out he is still alive and well?
US: How about knowing that your brother still breathes, AND that you live in  mortal fear of him, AND the people's reaction should they find out he is still  alive and well? Tell me that, Mr. Paul Norm Dude?!
[6445] (diff score: 20)
UK: Back to boredsville!
US: Back to mundanity!
[115] (diff score: 19)
UK: Admin pedestal.
US: Administration Pedestal.
[294] (diff score: 19)
UK: Well... er... I have this video that I've been told has to be played today.
US: Sorry. Well... er... You see Mr. Sir Man, I have this video that I've been told that has to be played today.
[299] (diff score: 19)
UK: Begone! I'm very busy!
US: Be gone with you! I'm very busy!              
[840] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[843] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[845] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[847] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[849] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[851] (diff score: 19)
UK: Advert
US: Advertisement
[1017] (diff score: 19)
UK: How's it going?
US: Hey fatty....how's it hangin'?
[1345] (diff score: 19)
UK: I don't have a use for this right now.
US: Sorry, I don't have a use for this right now. Check back later.
[2181] (diff score: 19)
UK: Scareymongeroos!!! It's a big fat RAT! I'm outta here! Momma, I'll wear the dress...!
US: Whoa!!! It's a big fat RAT! I'm outta here! Momma, I'll wear the  dress! Momma!
[2217] (diff score: 19)
UK: Hi, I'm interested in the job of furniture testing. Could you arrange an interview for me? Mr. Brinkler is the name I've been given.
US: Hi there, how are you? I'm interested in the job of furniture testing. How can you arrange an interview for me? Mr. Brinkler is the name I've been given.
[2574] (diff score: 19)
UK: These things date back to the 60's!
US: Whoa! These things date back to the 60's! Flashback...Trippy!
[2593] (diff score: 19)
UK: I'm scared of who might be on the other end.
US: I'm scared of who might be on the other end. What if it's the Bush People??
[2704] (diff score: 19)
UK: Yeah, right! Er, thanks for the matches.
US: Of course, thanks for the matches.                
[2904] (diff score: 19)
UK: I couldn't sort of borrow this, could I?
US: Ah, by the way. I couldn't sort of, maybe, kind of borrow this, could I?
[2914] (diff score: 19)
UK: I thought you were a great rock megastar? Why are you working in a dump like this? Oh, sorry, no offence.
US: I thought you were a great rock megastar? Why are you working in a dump like  this? Oh, no offense.
[2975] (diff score: 19)
UK: You can't escape. Not until you answer my questions.
US: Whoa, wait a minute dude. You can't escape. Not until you answer my questions.                  
[3022] (diff score: 19)
UK: Here he is, but how do I make him bark?
US: Here he is, but how do I make him bark? Sit Spot. Sit...Stand...Screech...
[3545] (diff score: 19)
UK: You may be a fool Heather, but I haven't given up yet.
US: Well, it's true you might be a fool Heather, but I haven't given up yet.
[3636] (diff score: 19)
UK: I wouldn't know how. This stuff is over my head!
US: I wouldn't know how. This stuff is way past me!
[3724] (diff score: 19)
UK: Hey, that looks like a great telescopic ladder. How handy!
US: Hey, that looks like a great extension ladder. How handy!
[3825] (diff score: 19)
UK: I'm not using someone elses toothbrush!
US: Yeah right! I'm not using someone else's toothbrush!
[3990] (diff score: 19)
UK: This looks like a great telescopic ladder.
US: This looks like a great extension ladder.
[4045] (diff score: 19)
UK: Now that I've fixed it, I can grind some things with it. But what?
US: Now that I've fixed it, I can grind something with it. But what?
[4279] (diff score: 19)
UK: Sheesh, this is creepy! That dude's soaked. He doesn't look too hot either, his flesh is all waxy and slack!
US: Whoa, this is creepy! That dude's soaked. He doesn't look too hot either,  his flesh is all waxy and sick.
[4775] (diff score: 19)
UK: I bet I could now! Those hinges can't be that strong.
US: I'm pretty confident I could now. Those hinges can't be that strong.
[4845] (diff score: 19)
UK: A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball.
US: A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball.
[4891] (diff score: 19)
UK: Hi, I'm back. I'm sorta working on a rescue. Are you still in there?
US: Hey, I'm back. Er, I... I'm sorta working on a rescue type scenario. Are you still in there?
[5368] (diff score: 19)
UK: All this strange stuff seems to be converging somewhere. Weird!
US: Whoa....All of this trippy stuff seems to be converging somewhere. Weird!
[5414] (diff score: 19)
UK: They won't open. I might be able to lever them with something.
US: They won't open. I might be able to pry them with something...but maybe not!
[5543] (diff score: 19)
UK: The roof has fallen in here, right in the doorway.
US: The roof has fallen in here, right in front of a door.
[5609] (diff score: 19)
UK: How can I get you out of here, Saul? You're too big to fit through that hole in the wall.
US: How can I get you out of here, Saul? You're too big to fit through that hole  in the wall. I need your help, Mr. Brain?!
[5647] (diff score: 19)
UK: Saul says I can get access to the stage from the sewers below the stadium.
US: Saul says I can get access to the stage from the sewers below the stadium. That sounds like a plan.
[5671] (diff score: 19)
UK: I can't reach the ladder! Looks like I'm stuck down here, maybe forever, man!
US: I can't reach the ladder! Looks like I'm stuck down here forever, man! Somebody help me!
[5696] (diff score: 19)
UK: They have some evidence up there. Stuff that sews my case tighter than a duck's butt.
US: Yeah, no doubt. They have some evidence up there. Stuff that sews my case tighter than a  Norm's butt.
[5746] (diff score: 19)
UK: If we break the data link at one of the booster stations it should weaken the magnet's grip on the populace long enough for them to realise what is going on. Damn my evil twin! It was only to be used in jails!
US: If we break the data link at one of the booster stations it should weaken the  magnet's grip on the populace long enough for them to realize what's going  on. Damn my evil twin, man! It was only to be used in jails!
[5772] (diff score: 19)
UK: OK, I'm gone.
US: And you smell....but that's OK, I'm gone.                  
[6052] (diff score: 19)
UK: Excuse me, Leader Paul. I have important duties to attend to.
US: Excuse me, Leader Paul. Great man, Oh Sir, Master. I have important duties to attend to.
[6114] (diff score: 19)
UK: Touch-Down!
US: Eat this Bug!
[6126] (diff score: 19)
UK: Yeah, like I'm terrified!
US: Yeah, like I'm terrified! Shakin' in my boots, whoa!
[6320] (diff score: 19)
UK: Dai, it's good to see you up and about enjoying life.
US: Dai, it's good to see you up and about enjoying life. Hooray, hooray, it's a beautiful day.
[6432] (diff score: 19)
UK: It's much too small. I may be fit and athletic but I would need to lose around 90% of my body mass to get down that way
US: Oh no, it's much too small. I may be fit and athletic and very good looking, but I would need to lose around 90% of my body mass to get down that way.
[353] (diff score: 18)
UK: Er... can I ask if you want to go out when this game is over?
US: Excuse me, by the way.... Can I ask you if you want to go out when this game is over?
[724] (diff score: 18)
UK: I'm not a trashman!
US: I'm not a trashman! I'm a scientist! So back off!
[1288] (diff score: 18)
UK: TVN - Television Normality. What an inspiring name!
US: TVN - Television Normality. What an inspiring name! Makes me want to sleep.
[1373] (diff score: 18)
UK: I've never figured out how this works. Maybe it doesn't?
US: I've never figured out how this works. So, possibly, it doesn't? Nah!
[1378] (diff score: 18)
UK: This keeps my pad fed with stale, dry air!
US: This keeps my apartment fed with stale, dry air, normal!
[1457] (diff score: 18)
UK: Looks like a blueprint for a chair. It says here, "Our most successful product". Well, I guess everyone needs chairs.
US: Seems like a blueprint for a chair. It says here, "OUR MOST SUCCESSFUL PRODUCT." Well, I guess everyone needs chairs, don't they.
[1544] (diff score: 18)
UK: I'm not putting any more money in there.
US: Yeah, I'm not putting anymore money in there.
[1624] (diff score: 18)
UK: It's working now. I'll leave it alone.
US: It's working now. Let it be, let it be.
[1697] (diff score: 18)
UK: Hi-res : Hi-res in game.
Lo-res : Lo-res in game. (quicker)

US: Hi-res : Hi-res in game. Hey, that looks cool!  Lo-res : Lo-res in game is quicker.
[2358] (diff score: 18)
UK: No way! I'd hate to pay the electricity bill on this beast!
US: No way! I'd hate to pay the electricity bill on this beast! You think Vegas is bad?!
[2556] (diff score: 18)
UK: I've memorised the charts.
US: I've memorized the charts.
[2932] (diff score: 18)
UK: Ah! Er...
US: OK, but one thing. I......
[3003] (diff score: 18)
UK: Yes, I just might be able to fly the croppers out over the security scanner!
US: Yes, I just might be able to fly the little guys out over the security scanner!
[3048] (diff score: 18)
UK: Yes, a fire would be good, but not until I distract that Norm, get him away from the Waffle.
US: Yes, Now that I think about it...a fire would be good. But not until I distract that Norm and get him away  from the Waffle.
[3103] (diff score: 18)
UK: The Great Shake-Up? I think I remember something about THAT in Modern History classes. But there was something interesting going on outside at the time.
US: The Great Shake-Up? I think I remember something about that in Modern   History classes. But there was something more interesting going on outside   just at that moment.
[3460] (diff score: 18)
UK: Elephantly? I couldn't sort of apologise, could I? Or hide perhaps?
US: Elephantly? I couldn't sort of apologize, could I? Or hide perhaps?
[3559] (diff score: 18)
UK: This is Norm 2782. He got injured when the Waffle got painted. I reckoned you guys would be able to help him. He's injured and confused.
US: This is Norm 2782. He got injured when the Waffle got painted. I recognized you  guys would be able to help him. He's injured and confused.
[3698] (diff score: 18)
UK: Er, yes.
US: Er, yes. As a matter of fact, I is.
[3937] (diff score: 18)
UK: OK, but I don't want to carry him far! He's soooo heavy!
US: OK, but I don't want to carry him far because he's so damn heavy!
[4270] (diff score: 18)
UK: Would you like an Aspirin?
US: Would you like a head pill?
[4733] (diff score: 18)
UK: This appears to be a layout of ZoomToobs. Complicated stuff!
US: This appears to be a layout of Zoom Toobs. Complicated stuff!
[4909] (diff score: 18)
UK: I might have gone too far this time!
US: I think I might have just gone a bit too far this time! Sorry!
[4912] (diff score: 18)
UK: Can you recognise my voice?
US: Can you recognize my voice?
[5340] (diff score: 18)
UK: I can't slip through them.
US: There's no way to slip through them.
[5341] (diff score: 18)
UK: I can't open them. No way.
US: I can't open them. No way possible. Don't even ask!
[5380] (diff score: 18)
UK: I guess behind that wall is the place to be. All traffic is heading that way.
US: Whoa. I guess behind that wall is the place to be. All traffic merging that way.
[5531] (diff score: 18)
UK: It's all broken. Useless.
US: It's all broken. Useless. USELESS! What have you given me?!!
[5557] (diff score: 18)
UK: Potentially, they have no use whatsoever. I'll leave them here.
US: Hey dude, they have no use whatsoever. I'll leave them here.
[5704] (diff score: 18)
UK: OK, I'm going back out there. I just had a terrible feeling of deja vu.
US: We, we, we. What are you, French? OK, I'm going back out there. I just had a terrible feeling of deja vu.
[5776] (diff score: 18)
UK: I think I'll leave Norm alone for a while, give him time to adapt and stabilise.
US: I think I'll leave Norm alone for a while, give him time to adapt and  stabilize.                  
[5866] (diff score: 18)
UK: Er, quite! I think what Saul is saying is that we should attempt to destroy it. Something is happening to his mind Kent. I think he spent too long in the Mood Filter.
US: Ah, yeah, right! I think what Saul is saying is that we should attempt to destroy  it. Something is happening to his mind Kent. I think he spent too long in the  Mood Filter.
[5899] (diff score: 18)
UK: What about this cracker? Would it detonate anything?
US: What about this firecracker? Would it detonate anything?
[5920] (diff score: 18)
UK: You're my hero Kent! Would you do that? We will all be there at the stadium. You'll recognise us because we will all be wearing disguises. Go, and good luck. We will see you there. We won't be able to talk to you though.
US: You're my hero Kent! Would you do that? We'll all be there at the stadium.  You'll recognize us because we will all be wearing disguises. Go, and good  luck. We will see you there. We won't be able to talk to you though.
[5939] (diff score: 18)
UK: I'm not digging through here!
US: No way, dude! I'm not digging through there!
[6115] (diff score: 18)
UK: I don't think that will trouble me again.
US: I don't think that will be bothering me again.
[6230] (diff score: 18)
UK: I already have some.
US: I already have some. But thanks for asking.
[6378] (diff score: 18)
UK: I seem to recall an elevator but that might have been elsewhere. It's all gone a little pear-shaped my old cauliflower. Sorry! Please hurry and find my mind for me.
US: I seem to recall an elevator but that might have been elsewhere. It's all gone  pear shaped my cauliflower. Please hurry, find my mind for me.
[6431] (diff score: 18)
UK: It seems to be analysing a fire extinguisher. What is this fascination with fire extinguishers?
US: It seems to be analyzing a fire extinguisher. What is this fascination with  fire extinguishers?
[65] (diff score: 17)
UK: (Norm outside): Norm 7462 to Base. We have a citizen displaying abnormal behaviour. Request assistance.
US: (Norm outside): Norm 7462 to Base. We have a citizen displaying abnormal  behavior. Request assistance.
[351] (diff score: 17)
UK: Oh, ok. Sorry to trouble you Miss.
US: Oh, right then.. So, sorry to trouble you.
[903] (diff score: 17)
UK: Whoh! Whah! Oh no! AAARGH!
US: Whoa! Whah! Oh no! AAARGH! Very scary.
[1305] (diff score: 17)
UK: What would I do with it?!
US: What am I supposed to do with it?!
[1467] (diff score: 17)
UK: Tiddler's medal for winning the Neutropolis Eating Competition. Wow!
US: Tiddler's medal for winning Neutropolis eating competition? Wow, that's impressive!
[1885] (diff score: 17)
UK: The card's covered in a whole lot of gloopy beans!
US: The card's covered in a whole lot of goopy beans! Grodey!
[1918] (diff score: 17)
UK: Good grief! I think it's a fax machine but it may be some complex artificially intelligent photocopier. Jeez! Take me to your leader!
US: I think it's a fax machine but it may be some complex artificially  intelligent photocopier. Whoa! Take me to your leader!
[2194] (diff score: 17)
UK: What's it to you? Go away, I'm working and I'm far too clever to waste time talking to you.
US: What's it to you? Go away, I'm working and I'm far too superior to waste time  talking to you. Got it?
[2226] (diff score: 17)
UK: Please go through to the Plush-Rest Hospitality Niche. Make yourself comfortable. Mr. Brinkler will be along presently.
US: Please go through to the Plush-Rest Hospitality Center, Mr. Zontal. Make  yourself comfortable. Mr. Brinkler will be along presently.
[2506] (diff score: 17)
UK: There's a No-Entry sign on it. Still, that doesn't stop the roving Kent!
US: There's a No-Entry sign on it. Still, that doesn't stop the roving Kent from finding his way!
[2622] (diff score: 17)
UK: I couldn't just borrow a couple of items could I? Some of those...
US: Oh, I couldn't just borrow a couple of items could I? Perhaps some of these and some of those, and a couple of these and a couple of those.
[2639] (diff score: 17)
UK: Er, I'm a little low on cash at the moment.
US: Whoa, little bit low on the cash scene at the moment.
[2652] (diff score: 17)
UK: I'd show ya but there aren't any other hounds around. He needs other dogs to get his mean streak goin'.
US: I'd show you, but there aren't any other hounds around. You see he needs other dogs to  get his mean streak going.
[2969] (diff score: 17)
UK: You are on your own... Sorry, what IS your name?
US: Hey bud, you're on your own... Sorry, what IS your name anyway?
[2970] (diff score: 17)
UK: Kent.
US: Kent, baby. At your service.
[2972] (diff score: 17)
UK: U and I together? Sheesh!
US: U and I together? Sounds sassy!
[3547] (diff score: 17)
UK: What was it that you wanted me to do, exactly? I have a terrible memory.
US: What was it that you wanted me to do, exactly? I have a really bad memory.
[3672] (diff score: 17)
UK: One of Paul's army of sados. His name badge says Conrad Smulch.
US: Oh look, one of Paul's army of dweebs. His name badge says Conrad Smulch.    
[3773] (diff score: 17)
UK: I bet they store all kinds of drugs in here.
US: I bet they store all kinds of medical stuff in here.
[3933] (diff score: 17)
UK: It looks like Paul's giving his favourite building a face lift. I think he should consider one for each of his loyal servants.
US: It looks like Paul's giving his favorite building a face lift. I think he  should consider one for each of his loyal servants.
[4018] (diff score: 17)
UK: He's not enjoying this at all, really. His eyeballs look like they are full of milk, they've rolled so far back into his head. I should save him from that maniac in the white coat.
US: He's not enjoying this at all, really. His eyeballs look like they are full of  milk because they're so far back into his head. I should save him from that  maniac in the white coat.
[4303] (diff score: 17)
UK: Those old blue walls! I never thought I'd see them again. What a depressing colour scheme! How did I get myself into this mess?
US: Those old blue walls! I never thought I'd see them again. What a depressing  color! How did I get myself into this mess?
[4315] (diff score: 17)
UK: Please let me out?! I have someone to rescue.
US: Please let me out?! Please! Please! I can't take it anymore!!! I have someone to rescue.
[4409] (diff score: 17)
UK: So, is there any news on the gizmos from the factory? What do you reckon they do?
US: So, is there any news on the gizmos from the factory? What do you think they  do, really?
[4587] (diff score: 17)
UK: Cistern
US: Toilet Tank
[4645] (diff score: 17)
UK: Whooooah! Hold it right there! It takes more than ten years to learn how to operate this console, and you've never seen one before, have you? If you stick to your tasks I'll stick to mine. Just pretend I'm not here.
US: Whooooah! Hold it right there! Takes more 'n' ten years to learn how to  operate this console. You've never seen one before, buddy. If you stick to  your tasks I'll stick to mine. Just pretend I'm not here.
[5008] (diff score: 17)
UK: OK, it's moved position now.
US: OK, it's moved positions now.
[5016] (diff score: 17)
UK: Saul, do you have any idea what these codes are for? You have been here a little longer than me.
US: Do you have any idea what these codes are for? You have been here just a  tad longer than me.
[5099] (diff score: 17)
UK: Gosh, I can't believe that I've actually found something interesting. What a fabulous piece of Avant-Garde sculpture. Wow! It must be interactive, I can see a glowing green button right here on the front.
US: Hey now! I can't believe that I've actually found something interesting. What a  fabulous piece of avant-garde sculpture. Hmmm, It must be interactive, I can see a glowing green button right here on the front.
[5178] (diff score: 17)
UK: A matchbook that the Blindman left behind.
US: A matchbook that the Blindman left behind. Guess he didn't see it!
[5348] (diff score: 17)
UK: That brick made a great step.
US: That brick made a great step. Glad I kept it around!
[5373] (diff score: 17)
UK: This cable is seeping data. It's freaking me out, man!
US: This cable is seeping data. Freaks me out, man!
[5452] (diff score: 17)
UK: That roof brace is a little too heavy to swing effectively, man.
US: That roof brace is a little too heavy to wield effectively, dude.
[5465] (diff score: 17)
UK: Your prescence is required on Terra Firma, Citizen! Hurry, or I'll call a reliable cement company!
US: Your presence is required on Terra Firma, Citizen! Hurry, or I'll call a reliable cement company!
[5822] (diff score: 17)
UK: You did well Kent. Brian is still struggling. He is more useful spiritually than physically as I have said before.
US: You did great Kent. Brian is still struggling. He is more useful spiritually  than physically as I have told you before.
[5929] (diff score: 17)
UK: Whizzz... Wheeee...
US: Snore, snore.
[6098] (diff score: 17)
UK: I can't get out with old Norm standing there!
US: I can't get anywhere with old Norm standing there! Booger.
[6147] (diff score: 17)
UK: I don't have any rabid guinea pigs to break the glass!
US: Huh, shoot! I have no rabid guinea pigs to break the glass!
[6332] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6344] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6359] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6374] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6389] (diff score: 17)
UK: What can I carry the brain backup in?
US: Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in?.
[6472] (diff score: 17)
UK: What a surprise, it's still dark and cloudy. It would make such a difference if for just one day it was brighter. Then maybe everybody would smile or maybe something weirder would happen.
US: What a surprise, it's still dark and cloudy. It would make such a difference if  for just one day it was brighter. Then maybe everyone would smile or maybe  something weirder would happen
[49] (diff score: 16)
UK: Well I don't suppose it would hurt that much. The strong, abrasive edge of the coffee will probably mask the chalky aftertaste of the paint. At least it LOOKS like milk.
US: Well I don't suppose it would hurt that much. The strong, abrasive edge of the  coffee will probably mask the chalky aftertaste of the paint. At least it  LOOKS like milk and it does a body good.
[1263] (diff score: 16)
UK: Doesn't time pass slowly when you're having fun!
US: Doesn't time pass really slow when you're having fun!
[1293] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'm not interested in horticulture right now.
US: I'm not very interested in horticulture right now. Thank you very much!
[1344] (diff score: 16)
UK: I wouldn't fancy a swim in here! Mr. Otter doesn't seem to mind it though.
US: I wouldn't really dig a swim in here! Mr. Otter doesn't seem to mind though.      
[1416] (diff score: 16)
UK: Hmmmm... Getting to that chute could be a way into the dumpster.
US: You know, getting to that chute could be a way to the dumpster.
[1518] (diff score: 16)
UK: The kitchen is through here. Ah well, I suppose I'll have to wait to get a bite to eat.
US: The kitchen is through here. Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait to get a bite to eat.
[2013] (diff score: 16)
UK: I don't want the thing.
US: I don't want the damn thing. Leave me alone!
[2078] (diff score: 16)
UK: Oh. Just trying to be friendly.
US: Oh, well too bad for you! Just trying to be friendly.
[2618] (diff score: 16)
UK: Zpft! Momma seyud ah have to go pee-pee now.
US: Momma said I have to go pee-pee now.
[2644] (diff score: 16)
UK: Bye now.
US: All righty, bye then.
[2765] (diff score: 16)
UK: This sad individual looks really fed up. His badge says he's Ray.
US: This sad individual looks totally fed up. His badge says Ray.
[2893] (diff score: 16)
UK: Sure thing. Sounds about right. I'm Brian. Whaddya want to know man?
US: Sure thing. Sounds about right. I'm Brian. Whad'ya want to know?
[2995] (diff score: 16)
UK: This little toy won't support the weight of metal croppers!
US: This little toy won't support the weight of metal clippers!
[3118] (diff score: 16)
UK: Why weren't you impressed?
US: Well, what weren't you impressed about?
[3165] (diff score: 16)
UK: I can't with this lunk standing here!
US: Yeah, right?! I can't with this lug standing here!
[3300] (diff score: 16)
UK: Ugh! I'm not shaking hands with you!
US: Ugh! Not a chance, pal! I'm not shaking hands with you! Wash 'em!
[3690] (diff score: 16)
UK: Hello, Norm. Could you enlighten me as to what this gizmo is?
US: Could you enlighten me as to what the hell this gizmo is?
[3697] (diff score: 16)
UK: Norm 2782, are you experiencing difficulties with the ZOOMTOOB?
US: Norm 2782, are you experiencing difficulties with the ZOOM TOOB?
[3701] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'll be off then.
US: Alrighty then, I'll be going.
[3717] (diff score: 16)
UK: Er... stay Normal.
US: Nothing, brother. Stay Normal.
[4009] (diff score: 16)
UK: There are straps holding the guy in, made from some kind of seatbelt type material.
US: There are straps holding the guy in, made from some kind of seat belt type  material.
[4139] (diff score: 16)
UK: "Kent Knutson: First Offender. Evidence relating to other crimes has been lost. Considered slightly different!"
US: "Kent Knutson: First Offender. Evidence relating to other crimes has been  lost. Considered slightly strange!"
[4275] (diff score: 16)
UK: My God! It's leader Paul!  Or it could be S...
US: Holy Fascist Leader! It's Paul! Or could it be ..
[4282] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'm in a kinda good but could get worse any minute, mood. Using this could potentially ruin my day.
US: I'm in a kinda good but could get worse any minute, kinda mood. Using this could  potentially ruin my day, so don't make me do it!
[4309] (diff score: 16)
UK: Hey, I want to use the bathroom.
US: Hey, I want to use the bathroom...lavatory...restroom.
[4590] (diff score: 16)
UK: It's just the cistern.
US: It's just the water tank.
[4651] (diff score: 16)
UK: I'll thank you to leave those right there, Norm. You are a curious one aren't you?. They're just bugs which are surplus to my requirements. Most are hidden. If you spot any, try not to break them. They're very very fragile, and not cheap.
US: I'll thank you to leave those right there, Norm. Boy, you are a curious one.  They're just bugs which are surplus to my requirements. Most are hidden. If  you spot any, try not to break them. They're very very fragile.
[4757] (diff score: 16)
UK: I love Walnut Cones, but I don't want to steal someone elses food stash!
US: I love Walnut Cones, but I don't want to steal someone else's secret food  stash!
[4943] (diff score: 16)
UK: Is this a warning to duuuuudes?
US: Oh, I get it. This must be a warning to duuuuudes?
[5022] (diff score: 16)
UK: I should find and destroy that dude's bugs. He's a pain in the neck!
US: I should find and destroy that dude's bugs. He's a pain in the neck, and I don't like him at all!
[5081] (diff score: 16)
UK: I gotta find that bug!
US: I gotta find that bug...before I'm out of luck!
[5253] (diff score: 16)
UK: Yurg! I bet Paul looks gross on this huge thing!
US: Oh gross! I bet Paul looks disgusting on this huge thing!
[5258] (diff score: 16)
UK: Overdose! I reckon the whole city will be able to hear Paul when he speaks through these!
US: Overdose! I reckon the whole city will be able to hear Paul when he speaks  through these! No, it's like torture!
[5521] (diff score: 16)
UK: The visions are stronger here. I feel weird!
US: The visions are stronger here. I feel oh-so-very Odd.
[5522] (diff score: 16)
UK: It's an elevator door. I figure I'm under the stage here.
US: It's an elevator door. I'm pretty sure I'm under the stage here.
[5525] (diff score: 16)
UK: It's an elevator door. I figure I'm under the stage here.
US: It's an elevator door. I'm pretty sure I'm under the stage here.
[5547] (diff score: 16)
UK: I have no need for chunks of concrete.
US: Thanks anyway. I have no need for big o'chunks of concrete.
[5657] (diff score: 16)
UK: So we are both agreed? We just stay here and make sure no one goes down or comes up the hole?
US: All right, so we are both agreed, OK? We'll just stay here and make sure no one goes down or comes up the hole? OK? Cool?
[6067] (diff score: 16)
UK: Nothing. Do with me as you see fit.
US: I've got to say...Nothing. Er...do with me as you see fit, sir.
[6127] (diff score: 16)
UK: I think it's trashed.
US: Well I think it's a bust.
[6218] (diff score: 16)
UK: Wow! One of those fireworks didn't go off!
US: Wow! Happy Fourth of July's! One of those fireworks didn't go off!
[6314] (diff score: 16)
UK: Norm, how's your day been? Still pleased with your newfound world view?
US: Norm, how's your day been, still pleased with your new found world view.
[6354] (diff score: 16)
UK: If I remember rightly, my drop of golden sunshine, they need a couple of energy cells. Red and blue ones if memory serves.
US: If I remember correctly my drop of golden sunshine, they need a couple of energy  cells. Red and blue ones if memory serves.
[6404] (diff score: 16)
UK: It might be full of iron, but it certainly aint good for ya.
US: It may be full of iron, but it certainly ain't good for ya.
[206] (diff score: 15)
UK: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera.
US: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply  boring and self-centered off-camera.
[1289] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'd water it if I could.
US: I'd water it if I could. Looks a little dry.
[1460] (diff score: 15)
UK: It's Tiddlers certificate, showing him to be a member of the Testers Union.
US: It's Tiddler's certificate showing him to be a member of the Testers Union.
[1514] (diff score: 15)
UK: Oh yes, I eat lard every day!
US: Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day.
[1531] (diff score: 15)
UK: I wouldn't describe this as paradise. Come to think of it, I've no idea what paradise is!
US: I wouldn't describe this as paradise. Come to think of it, I don't know what paradise is.
[1613] (diff score: 15)
UK: I don't really know what to do with it.
US: I can't say I know what to do with it.
[1651] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm not planning on moving house yet.
US: I'm not planning on moving just yet. Thanks.
[1790] (diff score: 15)
UK: The shop's open now.
US: The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool!      
[1833] (diff score: 15)
UK: I can't reach it whilst this guy's around.
US: Well, I can't reach it while this guy's around.
[1939] (diff score: 15)
UK: This is their idea of a welcome?
US: Yeah?! This is their idea of a welcome? Thanks, but No thanks!
[2108] (diff score: 15)
UK: I need to inspect your premises.
US: Er, excuse me there. I need to inspect your premises.
[2255] (diff score: 15)
UK: How come they want a new tester if they're going to replace everyone with droids?
US: Why would they want a new tester if they're going to replace everyone with  droids?
[2287] (diff score: 15)
UK: Of course there is fat boy, but not while I'm here.
US: Of course there is hypothetical boy, but not while I'm here.
[2485] (diff score: 15)
UK: I can't change channel. There doesn't seem to be a remote.
US: I can't change channels. There doesn't seem to be a remote.
[2647] (diff score: 15)
UK: Nice dog. Is he a pedigree?
US: Nice dog. Would that be a pedigree?
[2671] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hello again.
US: Hello again there, fine friend.
[2708] (diff score: 15)
UK: What a strange title!
US: That's kind of a strange title!
[2771] (diff score: 15)
UK: Fruit Croppers
US: Fruit Hedgers
[2849] (diff score: 15)
UK: All in a days work, Citizen.
US: All in a days work, Citizen. Oh here, have a badge.      
[2905] (diff score: 15)
UK: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
US: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'.  And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when  you're done, all right?
[2964] (diff score: 15)
UK: Could you write that down? Then when I've done the tasks will you tell me what you believe the note is about?
US: Could you write that down? Then after I've done the tasks will you tell me   what you believe that note is really about?
[2974] (diff score: 15)
UK: I think I'll just be off. Nice knowing you.
US: I think I'll just be off. Nice knowing you for a little while.
[2977] (diff score: 15)
UK: Fruit Croppers
US: Fruit Hedgers
[3327] (diff score: 15)
UK: There's no point. I can tell you exactly what's under there. About two pounds of fluff and some past-it pistachios.
US: There's no point. I can tell you exactly what's under there. About two pounds  of fluff and some petrified pistachios.
[3509] (diff score: 15)
UK: RIOT CONTROL DEVICE
 
Aim at the base of the non- conformist. 
Ensure that Lever A does not intersect its dangle angle with the potential arc of Rod C.
 
Press all buttons labelled blue.
US: RIOT CONTROL DEVICE     Aim at the base of the non- conformist.   Ensure that Lever A does not intersect its dangle angle with the potential arc of Rod C.      Press all buttons labeled blue.
[3711] (diff score: 15)
UK: Can you tell me what you are doing to that guy in there?
US: Er, excuse me, can you tell me, what the hell are you doing to that guy in there?
[3777] (diff score: 15)
UK: That capsule thing has disappeared.
US: Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared.
[3783] (diff score: 15)
UK: Where is the Processing Floor?
US: Er, excuse me there. Where is the Processing Floor?
[3923] (diff score: 15)
UK: Glass Shards
US: Glass Fragments
[4080] (diff score: 15)
UK: It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I never liked technology anyway.
US: It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I was never  a big technology fan anyway.
[4165] (diff score: 15)
UK: Glass is dangerous, kids!
US: Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids!
[4271] (diff score: 15)
UK: Excuse me?
US: Ex-squeeze me?
[4485] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted!
US: Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!!
[4546] (diff score: 15)
UK: Excuse me...
US: Ex-squeeze me...
[4627] (diff score: 15)
UK: NO, its continuous. All kept in yonder black box by my feet. Totally solid state, no moving parts. Ahhh, the miracle of silicon! Ask any lifeguard!
US: NO, its continuous. All kept in yonder black box by my feet. Totally solid  state, no moving parts. Ahhh, the miracle of silicon!
[5477] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign.
US: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the  sign. Bitchen'.
[5533] (diff score: 15)
UK: This stuff is totally smashed.
US: This stuff is smashed to the Max.
[5832] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm going back out there.
US: I'm going back out there. Don't try to stop me!
[5903] (diff score: 15)
UK: Just the ticket Kent. You really are quite resourceful.
US: Yeah, just the ticket bud. You really are quite resourceful, you know?
[5923] (diff score: 15)
UK: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around?
US: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner?
[5957] (diff score: 15)
UK: I used this in the factory and mall. I think those are my fingerprints! Oops!
US: I totally used this in the factory and mall. I think those are my fingerprints! Oh no!
[6038] (diff score: 15)
UK: You have failed in a most comprehensive manner, Norm. By allowing a dangerous and different subversive to ruin one of the city's primary shopping facilities.
US: You have screwed up in a most comprehensive manner, Norm. By allowing a  dangerous and different subversive to ruin one of the city's primary shopping  facilities.
[6137] (diff score: 15)
UK: Feel my axe!!
US: Feel the power of my ax!!    
[6159] (diff score: 15)
UK: What shall I do with it? It's empty.
US: What for? It's empty.
[6168] (diff score: 15)
UK: It's a soap-impregnated dish cloth. Nice colour.
US: Whoa! It's a soap-impregnated dish cloth. Nice color.
[6221] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm a little wary of these. I'm not going to pick it up without a very good reason.
US: I'm a little bit wary of these! I'm not gonna' pick it up without a very  good reason.
[6329] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6347] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6362] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6377] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6390] (diff score: 15)
UK: I usually use a bucket to carry stuff around in. I'm not being too helpfull am I?
US: I usually use a bucket to carry stuff around in. I'm not being too helpful am  I?
[6392] (diff score: 15)
UK: How do I get onto the stage?
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
[6467] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'll give him a big hug. AAAAHHH!! Oh, his eyes just fell out! Gruesome!
US: I'll give him a big hug. AAAAHHHH! Oh, his eyes just fell out! Gruesome!
[784] (diff score: 14)
UK: If I just take these screws out.... There, that's done it. Pull these planks away and... great! I can climb through now!
US: If I just take these screws out I could.... There, yeah, that's done it. Pull these planks  away and... great! I can climb right through now!
[900] (diff score: 14)
UK: You certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test Department. I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his sleep - literally! I think that you will fit in here just fine.
US: Whoa, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? Wow! I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test  Department. Why I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since  old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his  sleep, literally! I mean I think that you will fit in here just fine.
[1190] (diff score: 14)
UK: Fuelcan
US: Fuel can
[1334] (diff score: 14)
UK: I can do that... I think. Yes, there's a blue box under here!
US: I can do that... I think. Yeah, yeah totally, there's a blue box under here!
[1357] (diff score: 14)
UK: I'd better not touch it. At school I usually ended up blowing up the lab or filling it with smelly smoke! I don't want to cause any more disasters.
US: I'd better not touch it. At school I usually ended up blowing up the lab or  filling it with smoke! I don't want to cause any more disasters - right now.
[1381] (diff score: 14)
UK: I think this feeds the power to my place.
US: I think this feeds the power to my apartment.
[1428] (diff score: 14)
UK: I could sneak in... except it's bricked up! Are you blind... or stupid?!
US: I could sneak in, except it's bricked up. Are you blind or just incredibly stupid?
[1440] (diff score: 14)
UK: The famous remains of some furniture. Don't see what the fuss is all about!
US: Whoa! If it isn't the famous remains of some furniture. Don't see what the fuss is about.
[1622] (diff score: 14)
UK: Great, now to connect the other end to something... This socket should do.
US: Great, now to connect the other end to something... This socket should provide  power.
[1696] (diff score: 14)
UK: The number of minutes of no interaction after which the screensaver will engage. If set to OFF, the screensaver will never engage.
US: The number of minutes of no interaction after which the screensaver will  engage. Listen up people. If set to OFF, the screensaver will never engage.
[1722] (diff score: 14)
UK: Turd
US: Doggie Dirt
[1749] (diff score: 14)
UK: This looks more like my type of film... blood and guts and... boots!
US: This looks like more my type of film... blood and guts and babes! Yeah!
[1804] (diff score: 14)
UK: Probably empty. He doesn't seem to have many customers. Well,,, none at all really.
US: Probably empty. He doesn't seem to have many customers. Well... none at all  actually.
[1927] (diff score: 14)
UK: Very little seems to live around here.
US: Very little seems to live around these parts.
[2117] (diff score: 14)
UK: But I want to try the other channels.
US: But I wanna try other channels.
[2289] (diff score: 14)
UK: So when do you leave your post?
US: Well thanks a lot. So when do you leave your post?
[2407] (diff score: 14)
UK: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray!
US: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a  secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
[2605] (diff score: 14)
UK: I can't use this for anything.
US: I can't use this for anything, so just forget it!
[2613] (diff score: 14)
UK: You're no hope whatsoever. Goodbye.
US: You're no hope whatsoever. Good-bye.
[2645] (diff score: 14)
UK: Goodbye young man.
US: Good-bye young man.
[2711] (diff score: 14)
UK: OK, I'll be going then.
US: All right, well, I'll be going then.
[2856] (diff score: 14)
UK: You BURNED me there, you tough COOKie, Norm, Sir. I could really WARM to you. I don't FLAME you for not telling me, and I don't want to get you FIRED. Even though it's not totally FLARE.
US: Whoa, pretty cool. You BURNED me there, you tough COOKIE, Norm, Sir. I could really WARM to you.  I don't FLAME you for not telling me, and I don't want to get you FIRED. Even  though it's not totally FLARE.
[2867] (diff score: 14)
UK: Get away from that!
US: Get away from that! Here, have a badge.      
[2929] (diff score: 14)
UK: A bright, technical girl dressed in a long coat with pockets stuffed with apparatus.
US: A bright, technical girl dressed in a long coat with pockets stuffed with  stuff.
[2933] (diff score: 14)
UK: How did you find this place you soulless puss-bag?!
US: How did you find this place you soulless scumbag?!
[2961] (diff score: 14)
UK: I accept the challenge! Tell me what the tasks are and I'll do anything to show my hatred of Paul and his Norm army. Especially something, er... did you say submersive?
US: All right! OK then. I accept the challenge! Tell me what the tasks are and I'll do anything to show my hatred of Paul and his Norm army. Especially something, er... did you  say submersive?
[2968] (diff score: 14)
UK: So what do I do? Aren't you going to give me a special gun or something, a magic sword at least?
US: So what do I do? Aren't you going to give me like a special gun or something, a  magic sword at least? Something cool? Come on!
[3312] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't fancy climbing up them!
US: I don't really dig climbing up them!      
[3357] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't fancy getting in there!
US: I don't think I'll be getting in there!
[3361] (diff score: 14)
UK: Can't we go and do something more exciting?
US: Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what?
[3406] (diff score: 14)
UK: Sheesh! It's me!
US: Whoa, dude! It's me!
[3540] (diff score: 14)
UK: OK. You suck!
US: All right then. You suck!
[3633] (diff score: 14)
UK: This door leads inside.
US: This door leads inside. Let's check it out.
[4111] (diff score: 14)
UK: Reckon this is where they send prisoners all over the Ordinary Outpost.
US: I imagine this is where they send prisoners all over the Ordinary Outpost.
[4318] (diff score: 14)
UK: I'll shut up then.
US: I'll be shutting up then.
[4327] (diff score: 14)
UK: I'm not touching it without rubber gloves!
US: Yeah?! I'm not like touching that without rubber gloves!
[4643] (diff score: 14)
UK: Ahhh, sorry! I like to keep a little safety zone around my equipment. This little bute's worth more than you pull down in a decade, so could you just leave it where I put it? Thank you.
US: Ahhh, sorry! I like to keep a little safety zone around my equipment. This  little beaut's worth more than you pull down in a decade, so could you just  leave it where I put it?
[4758] (diff score: 14)
UK: This tasty morsel belongs to someone else.
US: The tasty morsel belongs to someone else, I tell ya.
[4856] (diff score: 14)
UK: That paint sprayer has made a real mess of the Mall. Actually, I like yellow, it's cheerful.
US: That paint sprayer has made a total mess of the Mall. Actually, I kinda like yellow,  it's...cheerful.
[5028] (diff score: 14)
UK: That seems to have done something. Those little lights are twinkling in a brand new way. Cool!
US: That seems to have done something. Those little lights are twinkling in a  whole new way
[5185] (diff score: 14)
UK: It needs to be on the water to realise its full potential.
US: It needs to be on the water to realize its full potential.
[5353] (diff score: 14)
UK: If the Sun weren't shining I doubt any daylight would make it down here.
US: Even, if the Sun were shining I doubt any daylight would make it down here.
[5509] (diff score: 14)
UK: Now I'll never know what Saul keeps in his drawers!
US: Now I'll never know what Saul keeps in those drawers...Damn it!
[5553] (diff score: 14)
UK: It's a brass tube, kinda like an incendiary device! I think this started the fire in here.
US: It's a brass tube, kinda like an incendiary device! I think this thing started the  fire in here.....what do you think?!
[5605] (diff score: 14)
UK: I noticed the heat in here. Just be glad you don't have arm pits!
US: I noticed the heat in here. Just be glad you don't have arm pits...you would smell foul!
[5655] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't like it in places like that. It's way too dark. There might be dangerously different citizens lurking in the shadows. There could be thousands!
US: Aw man, I don't like going down in places like that. It's way too dark. There might be  dangerously different citizens lurking in the shadows. There could be  thousands!
[5715] (diff score: 14)
UK: All in a day's work for a hard-core adventurer like myself. I'm just sorry you couldn't be there.
US: All in a day's work for a hard-core adventurer like myself. I'm just sorry you  couldn't be there to see me in all my glory.
[5816] (diff score: 14)
UK: What's Q-O-L?
US: Sure...What the hell is Q-O-L?
[5960] (diff score: 14)
UK: There's a picture of a hand here. Maybe it will tell my fortune? If it says anything about a tall dark stranger, I'm buying a gun!
US: There's a picture of a hand here. Maybe it will tell my fortune? If it says  anything about a tall dark stranger, I'm outta here.
[6132] (diff score: 14)
UK: You see, people like you are far too valuable to kill. You provide an indisposable service sifting the ideas sent in by the furniture transmitters. Ideas that the population of this city contribute on a daily basis. My brother is one of the best in this capacity.
US: You see, people like you are far too valuable to kill. You provide a valuable  service sifting the ideas sent in by furniture transmitters. Ideas that  the population of this city contribute on a daily basis. My brother is one of  the best in this capacity.
[6153] (diff score: 14)
UK: Turd
US: Doggie Dirt
[6166] (diff score: 14)
UK: Select an option...
US: 
[6366] (diff score: 14)
UK: No problem, and if there's anything, you know, you want to talk about, come and see your Uncle Norm.
US: No problem, and if there's ever anything, you know, you want to talk about,  come and see your uncle Normie.
[133] (diff score: 13)
UK: As much as I would like to sample the delicate bouquet and flavour sealed within, I don't have a can opener.
US: As much as I would like to sample the delicate bouquet and flavor sealed  within, I don't have a can opener.
[710] (diff score: 13)
UK: Tarpaulin
US: Tent
[940] (diff score: 13)
UK: Well, Mr. Brinkler, Sir, I'm, er... glad to...
US: Well, Mr. Brinkler, Sir, I'm, er...I'm very glad to...ah, you know...
[1241] (diff score: 13)
UK: It doesn't work.
US: It does not work.
[1248] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's very relaxing watching this all day. Oh, yeah... wow.
US: Whoa, it's very relaxing watching this all day. Oh, yeah... whoa, trippy.
[1309] (diff score: 13)
UK: I think this is a wall-fridge?
US: I think this is a mini-fridge? Nifty!
[1375] (diff score: 13)
UK: I think this enables people to talk to me when I'm inside, but no one's ever bothered.
US: I think this allows people to talk to me when I'm inside, but no one's ever  bothered.
[1384] (diff score: 13)
UK: These sticky, dirty buttons once called the elevator.
US: These sticky, dirty buttons at one time called the elevator.          
[1501] (diff score: 13)
UK: Geez, this is heavy! I can just manage it!
US: Gees, this is heavy! I can just manage it dudes!
[1506] (diff score: 13)
UK: If I removed the roster, there could be chaos!
US: If I remove the roster, there could be chaos.
[1590] (diff score: 13)
UK: Spanner
US: Wrench
[1726] (diff score: 13)
UK: I've never seen this store open. Manjana, Manjana...
US: I've never seen this store open, before.
[2008] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's very heavy.
US: Way too heavy.
[2197] (diff score: 13)
UK: What does it look like?! I'm mending this computer. What of it?
US: What does it look like?! I'm fixing this computer. What of it?
[2325] (diff score: 13)
UK: I reckon that this is where all the scrap wood goes. I wonder how it all gets to the dumpster?
US: I bet this is where all the scrap wood goes. I wonder how it all gets  to the dumpster?
[2703] (diff score: 13)
UK: Sorry. Here. Reckon I'd forget my own name if I hadn't already.
US: Sorry. Here. I suppose I'd forget my own name if I hadn't already.
[2732] (diff score: 13)
UK: Well, it all looks the same to me, even if it does come in different colours!
US: Well, it all looks the same to me, even if it does come in different colors!
[2745] (diff score: 13)
UK: Hey, what's up my lardy pal?
US: Yo, what's kickin' my lardy pal?
[2764] (diff score: 13)
UK: Leave me be will ya! Sob! Sob! Stop picking on me!
US: Leave me be will ya! Sob! Sob!
[2870] (diff score: 13)
UK: Why don't you go for a walk? I'll make sure nothing bad befalls the mall.
US: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you go for a walk? I'll make sure nothing bad befalls the mall.
[2873] (diff score: 13)
UK: Sure I'm sure. Don't distract me again, Citizen.
US: Sure I'm sure. Have a badge, and don't distract me again, Citizen.
[2899] (diff score: 13)
UK: Don't call me that, Kent. My name is  Brian. Like brain, but different.
US: Don't call me that, Kent. Names Brian. Like brain, but different.
[3180] (diff score: 13)
UK: Nah, I'll leave it here.
US: Oh no thanks. I'll leave it here.
[3401] (diff score: 13)
UK: Wanted Picture
US: Wanted Poster
[3408] (diff score: 13)
UK: Wanted Picture
US: Wanted Poster
[3433] (diff score: 13)
UK: Just a fat old Norm sitting behind what appears to be shatterproof glass. He looks kinda busy.
US: Just a fat old Norm sitting behind what appears to be shatterproof glass. He  looks kinda busy. Catch him later.
[3462] (diff score: 13)
UK: Prove that the red-haired guy did it? Which one?
US: Prove that that red-haired guy did it? Which red-haired guy would that be?
[3464] (diff score: 13)
UK: Hmmmm, no. No, I wouldn't.
US: Oh no, I wouldn't either.      
[3564] (diff score: 13)
UK: Yes he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or something. He tends to resent new members. That's why we only have, er... three to be exact.
US: Yeah he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or  something. He tends to resent new members anyway. That's why we only have, er...  three to be exact.
[3692] (diff score: 13)
UK: I just kinda found it.
US: I just kinda fell upon it.
[3727] (diff score: 13)
UK: Let me out of here!
US: Whoa, let me out of here! I'm freakin'!
[3887] (diff score: 13)
UK: Carefully does it. Don't want the guy to be any more damaged that he already is.
US: Easy does it. Don't want the guy to be any more damaged that he already  is.
[3896] (diff score: 13)
UK: What seems to be the problem, esteemed colleague?
US: Well, why? What seems to be the little problem, esteemed colleague?
[3996] (diff score: 13)
UK: Are you determined to give me a hernia?
US: Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia?
[4316] (diff score: 13)
UK: Is that some kind of joke?! Shut up Knutson, otherwise your life could get real hard!
US: Is that some kind of joke?! Shut up Knutson, otherwise your life could get  real short, real fast!
[4340] (diff score: 13)
UK: Very, extremely locked!
US: Yeah?! Noer...Sorry! Very, extremely locked!
[4508] (diff score: 13)
UK: I think you missed my ear!
US: I think you missed the area behind my ear!
[4535] (diff score: 13)
UK: This is strange. It appears to be made of some kind of hard resin. I can hear that weird sound here too, but it sounds slightly different.
US: This is strange. It appears to be made of some kind of hard resin. Cool! I can hear  that weird sound here too, but it sounds slightly different. It's not right here!
[4752] (diff score: 13)
UK: I pushed it. It's gone almost flush with the floor.
US: I pushed it. It's almost even with the floor.
[4828] (diff score: 13)
UK: Please be quiet oh revered colleague! If it gets much worse, I might and all!
US: Please be quiet my revered colleague! If it gets much worse, I might too!              
[4921] (diff score: 13)
UK: I'll be back soon.
US: Good talkn' to ya! I'll be back soon.                
[4994] (diff score: 13)
UK: The Norm Trooper's *FOOD*-Mat. High spec too, I bet. Does about every flavour of *FOOD* there is.
US: The Norm Trooper's *FOOD*-Mat. High spec too, I bet. Does about every flavor  of *FOOD* there is.
[5075] (diff score: 13)
UK: I'm getting all of this you know.
US: I'm getting all of this. Bad boy.
[5379] (diff score: 13)
UK: Freaky. More of those Mood Filter visions. Hot too.
US: Freaky. More of those Mood Filter visions. Whoa...This is Hot!
[5391] (diff score: 13)
UK: Totally Trashed Guitar
US: Pretty Trashed Guitar
[5757] (diff score: 13)
UK: Hello Brian. How's the anthem coming along? Got anything stirring you might like to share with me?
US: Hey there Brian. How's the anthem coming along? Got anything stirring you might  like to share with me?
[5795] (diff score: 13)
UK: HEY NORM! Never mind that pack of wild animals! Come and attend to this raging inferno, pronto!
US: HEY NORM! Never mind that pack of wild animals! Come and attend to this raging  inferno, pronto! Right away then!
[5801] (diff score: 13)
UK: No man. I can't even find the place. It must be real well hidden.
US: No way man. I can't even find the place. It must be really well hidden.
[5849] (diff score: 13)
UK: No time for that. Go and help Brian with his measurements. I believe he's on his way to the Ordinary Outpost.
US: No time for that. Will you please go and help Brian with his measurements. I believe he's on his way to the Ordinary Outpost.
[5944] (diff score: 13)
UK: Way too heavy!
US: Whoa! Once again, way too heavy!
[5945] (diff score: 13)
UK: This might control those grinders.
US: Hey, this could control those grinders.
[5946] (diff score: 13)
UK: Cool! Those lethal saw blades have stopped now!
US: Oh yeah, those lethal saw blades have stopped!
[5953] (diff score: 13)
UK: Yawn - reminds me of school.
US: Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school.
[5975] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5976] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5977] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5978] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[5987] (diff score: 13)
UK: It's too heavy to carry.
US: Far too heavy.
[6104] (diff score: 13)
UK: That's the Factory Floor through there. I can see them making fancy-looking sofas.
US: Cool, that's the Factory Floor through there. I can see them making posh-looking  sofas.
[6178] (diff score: 13)
UK: An empty test tube!
US: An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
[6266] (diff score: 13)
UK: Maybe now is a good time to look at the map.
US: Maybe now is really a good time to look at that map.
[6429] (diff score: 13)
UK: I'm afraid I just wouldn't know how to.
US: I'm afraid I just won't know how to do it.
[6493] (diff score: 13)
UK: Carefully does it. I don't want to smother myself in nasal fluid!
US: Easy does it. I don't want to smother myself in nasal fluid.
[6500] (diff score: 13)
UK: I got it. Man, it's heavy!
US: I got it. Oh, Yeah! Right on! .....Man, it's heavy!
[98] (diff score: 12)
UK: Sofa
US: Intimidating Sofa
[259] (diff score: 12)
UK: Mangy Lettuce
US: Very Old Lettuce
[902] (diff score: 12)
UK: Great!
US: Right on!              
[1295] (diff score: 12)
UK: I wouldn't know what to do with all this stuff!
US: I just wouldn't know what to do with all that stuff!
[1333] (diff score: 12)
UK: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here!
US: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage!      
[1527] (diff score: 12)
UK: I can't figure out what it does! Any ideas?
US: I can't figure out what it does. Any ideas brain surgeon?
[1529] (diff score: 12)
UK: What do I do with it?
US: What am I supposed to do with it?
[1629] (diff score: 12)
UK: I just can't figure that out!
US: I just can't seem to figure it out.
[1646] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ornament
US: Lamp
[1693] (diff score: 12)
UK: The larger you set this value (using the slider), the quicker messages will scroll, (i.e., the quicker you must read them). If set to zero, you will have to click through every message.
US: Now look. The larger you set this value (using the slider), the quicker messages will  scroll, (i.e., the quicker you must read them). But if you set to zero, you'll have  to click through every message.
[1801] (diff score: 12)
UK: Cash Till
US: Cash Register
[2004] (diff score: 12)
UK: Cash Till
US: Cash Register
[2051] (diff score: 12)
UK: Cash Till
US: Cash Register
[2198] (diff score: 12)
UK: Nothing... I guess.
US: Nothing... I suppose.
[2253] (diff score: 12)
UK: They plan to replace us with machines. Apparently they have something to hide. Something to do with a gadjet one of our guys found in a chair.
US: They plan to replace us with machines. Apparently they have something to hide.  Something to do with a gadget one of our guys found in a chair.
[2258] (diff score: 12)
UK: What sort of gadjet?
US: What sort of gadget?
[2259] (diff score: 12)
UK: A timing gadjet, or something. Collected information relating to how long people sat on their sofas for. They reckon its sensitive, so they are gonna replace us all with more precise droids.
US: A timing gadget, or something. Collected information relating to how long  people sat on their sofas for. They reckon its sensitive, so they are gonna  replace us all with more precise droids.
[2398] (diff score: 12)
UK: Look at these titles... ADVANCED PLASMIC CHEMISTRY, SPLITTING THE ATOM: A CONCISE GUIDE, ELECTROSTATICS AND MICROWAVE THEORY.... Wow!
US: Look at these titles... ADVANCED PLASMIC CHEMISTRY, SPLITTING THE ATOM: A  CONCISE GUIDE, ELECTROSTATICS AND MICROWAVE THEORY.... Wow! Sounds groovy!
[2450] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'll leave him to sleep.
US: I'll just let him to sleep.
[2453] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'm not into collecting junk.
US: Thanks anyway. I'm not into collecting junk.
[2502] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too.
US: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus.
[2509] (diff score: 12)
UK: That fish looks paranoid!
US: Yeah Ha! Look at that, that fish looks paranoid!
[2620] (diff score: 12)
UK: Bring your snake agin tomorrow.
US: Hey. Bring your snake again tomorrow.
[2627] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty!
US: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only  17 inches tall at the age of thirty!
[2637] (diff score: 12)
UK: Hello?
US: Hi there.
[2642] (diff score: 12)
UK: You seem to be an intelligent gent. Go find me a nice novel I can immerse myself in.
US: You seem to be an intelligent young man. Go find me a nice novel I can immerse  myself in.
[2651] (diff score: 12)
UK: Really? Is it that loud? I'd love to hear him?
US: Oh really? Is it really that loud? I would just love to hear him?
[2653] (diff score: 12)
UK: Is it a mean streak a mile wide?
US: Is it a mean strike a mile wide?
[3112] (diff score: 12)
UK: So everyone likes him, right?
US: So that must mean everyone likes him, right?
[3297] (diff score: 12)
UK: I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment!
US: I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment!
[3348] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's well watered, so this office is used frequently.
US: It's well watered, which means this office is used frequently.
[3848] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's a large tube. There seems to be a door leading into it. Weird!
US: It's a large tube. There seems to be a door leading into it. Curious!
[4005] (diff score: 12)
UK: Way too heavy!
US: Whoa! Slow down! Way too heavy!
[4092] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's just an elevator.
US: What are you on? It's just an elevator.
[4196] (diff score: 12)
UK: This little screen says "Spent". How gross!
US: Whoa, this little screen says "Spent."
[4269] (diff score: 12)
UK: Hi there, can I get you a drink?
US: Hi there, can I get you something to drink?
[4362] (diff score: 12)
UK: This guy seems to be the sensei of those ninja turds!
US: This guy seems to be the mentor of those ninja turds!
[4414] (diff score: 12)
UK: Oh yeah, the note. Who was that from?
US: Oh yeah, the note. It was righteous. Who's that from?
[4559] (diff score: 12)
UK: Saul, one of my transmitters is broken. Any helpful suggestions?
US: Saul, one of my transmitters is busted. Any helpful suggestions?
[4624] (diff score: 12)
UK: No, I went just before you arrived. I'm not too regular to be honest. Must be the odd hours that I work.
US: Naw, I went before I arrived. I'm not too regular to be honest. Must be the odd hours that I work.
[4637] (diff score: 12)
UK: The guy's plump and well buffed. Looks like he's thoroughly efficient. That means he won't miss a trick. I gotta throw him off my scent.
US: The guy's plump and well buffed. Looks like he's thoroughly efficient. That  means he won't miss a trick. I gotta throw him off my scent. I better shower.
[4655] (diff score: 12)
UK: A small black electronic box.
US: Oh, my favorite. A small black electronic box.
[4699] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's full of trash.
US: It's full of trash, and it smells bad.
[4802] (diff score: 12)
UK: If I touch them, they're likely to fall on me!
US: If I touch them, they're likely to fall on me! So-I won't do that.
[4973] (diff score: 12)
UK: The brain damage effect is slightly less... less pronounced now. But it seems like there's more electrical activity out there.
US: The brain damage effect is slightly less... less... less pronounced now. But it seems  like there's more electrical activity elsewhere.
[5024] (diff score: 12)
UK: Can't a guy spring prisoners in peace around here?!
US: Gees, what is up? Can't a guy spring prisoners in peace around here?!
[5091] (diff score: 12)
UK: Emergency evac of the Mood Filter has been initiated! Please make your way to the roof and contain the prisoners you find there. Have a nice day!
US: Emergency evac of the Mood Filter has been initiated! Please make your way to  the roof and contain the prisoners you find there.
[5458] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's a nice fire axe.
US: It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'!
[5697] (diff score: 12)
UK: Maybe you should try to get rid of it? Don't worry, if you manage to free Saul then it might not make much difference. He will tip the scales of freedom, once freed.
US: Maybe you should try to get rid of it? Don't worry, if you manage to free Saul  then it might not make much difference anyway. He will tip the scales of freedom,  once he's free.
[5699] (diff score: 12)
UK: Paul's making a visit to the Outpost, trying to boost morale after my crushing acts of rebellion.
US: Hey, wonderful Paul's making a visit to the Outpost, trying to boost morale after my crushing acts of rebellion.
[5705] (diff score: 12)
UK: It happens to all DIFFERENT people, Kent. Good luck. See ya later.
US: No worries, man. It happens to all DIFFERENT people, Kent. Good luck. See ya later.
[5808] (diff score: 12)
UK: So, where are they?
US: Great...great....So, where the hell are they?
[5829] (diff score: 12)
UK: Then you must free him. We have time. Brian won't be back for a while yet.
US: Then you must free him. We have time. Brian won't be back for awhile yet.
[5872] (diff score: 12)
UK: OK, a missile. What exactly do I need to do this time?
US: Right-e-o, a missile. And what exactly do I need to do this time?
[5917] (diff score: 12)
UK: So you want me to fetch this brain backup device of yours, eh Saul?
US: So you want me to fetch this brain backup device of yours, eh there Saul Ol' buddy?
[5940] (diff score: 12)
UK: The kids steal these and use the wheels on their karts. I'll leave it for them.
US: The kids steal these and use the wheels on their carts. I'll leave these for them.
[5956] (diff score: 12)
UK: It's a door!
US: Are you stupid? It's a door!
[6101] (diff score: 12)
UK: Here's a small scrap of denim. This must be what Saul uses to send messages on. It sure beats toilet paper.
US: Here's a small scrap of denim. This must be what Saul uses to send messages  on. It sure beats that smelly ol' toilet paper.
[6239] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'm going to leave this here to syphon away the smell from that hole!
US: I'm going to leave this here to siphon away the smell from that hole!
[6243] (diff score: 12)
UK: There's no point. The elevator is always stuck on the ground floor.
US: There's no point. The lift is always stuck on the ground floor.
[6363] (diff score: 12)
UK: That elevator in the centre of the stage might do the trick.
US: That elevator in the center of the stage might do the trick.
[6399] (diff score: 12)
UK: I'm sure it opens, but how?
US: I'm sure it opens, but I just don't know how?
[6489] (diff score: 12)
UK: Another electronic screen. All it says is "Processing Session Data". Weird!
US: Another electronic screen. All it says is "Processing Session Data." Curious!
[59] (diff score: 11)
UK: Yes, this might fool that rookie Norm out on the landing. Pecking bird plus stubborn remote equals permanently on TV! Yo, Dude!
US: Yes, this might fool that rookie Norm out on the landing. Pecking bird plus  stubborn remote equals permanently on TV! Yo dude, we're in there!
[899] (diff score: 11)
UK: I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable, in our Hospitality Niche?
US: I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality  Center?
[959] (diff score: 11)
UK: They're the guys who make sure that none of the stuff we bust is left around for more 'n a minute. They're a division of the Norm Trooper Army.
US: Well, ah... they're the guys who make sure that none of the stuff we bust is left around  for more than a minute. They're a division of the Norm Trooper Army.
[1270] (diff score: 11)
UK: How do you expect me to carry that?
US: How do you expect me to carry that? It's too heavy.
[1374] (diff score: 11)
UK: What, rip it off the wall?
US: What, rip it off the wall? Are you batty?
[1482] (diff score: 11)
UK: There's a big dent in this door.
US: There is a major dent in this door.
[1492] (diff score: 11)
UK: I'm not sure I really want to know about changing room cubicles.
US: I'm not sure I really wanna know about changing room cubicles!
[1493] (diff score: 11)
UK: Do I really want to go in there?
US: Do I really, really, really, really wanna go in there?
[1558] (diff score: 11)
UK: They're too tough to break into.
US: There too tough to break into.
[1576] (diff score: 11)
UK: This is bricked up good and tight. I guess there's no way out.
US: This is bricked up good and proper. I guess there's no way out.
[1623] (diff score: 11)
UK: I don't think that would do any good!
US: Oh, I just don't think that would do any good at all.
[1627] (diff score: 11)
UK: Excellent! The circuit board has power now, and my work is nearly done!
US: Excellent! The circuit board has power now, and my work is nearly through!
[1633] (diff score: 11)
UK: That wouldn't help!
US: Ah that wouldn't help at all, dude!
[2347] (diff score: 11)
UK: A poodle wearing blue sunglasses!
US: A poodle wearing blue sunglasses! That's freaky!
[2396] (diff score: 11)
UK: I think these would be over my head!
US: Uh, I'm sorry but I think these would be over my head!
[2523] (diff score: 11)
UK: These toys are cool.
US: These toys are bitchen'.
[2540] (diff score: 11)
UK: I can call the elevator.
US: I'd rather walk. I can call the elevator.
[2740] (diff score: 11)
UK: RAY: Try our *FOOD*-Pizzas. Good choice, er.... do buy! Please! Pretty PLEEEASE!
US: Try our *FOOD*-Pizzas. Good choice, er.... do buy! Please! Pretty  PLEASE!
[2842] (diff score: 11)
UK: Hmmmm... I won't.
US: OK then, I won't.              
[2868] (diff score: 11)
UK: Cheers!
US: See ya!
[2888] (diff score: 11)
UK: Hiya, I'm Kent.
US: Hi there, I'm Kent.
[2924] (diff score: 11)
UK: As much as I want it, I'd better leave it here.
US: As much as I want it, and I really really do. I'd better leave it here.
[2935] (diff score: 11)
UK: I'm not a Norm! Honest!
US: I'm not a Norm! I swear!
[2966] (diff score: 11)
UK: You were on your own all along! That's cheating!
US: Wait a minute, you were on your own all along! That's cheating!
[2967] (diff score: 11)
UK: Yes, you can't be too careful when you are on the wrong side of the law in this town. I think I trust you now. Go. Perform your duty.
US: Well yeah, you can't be too careful when you are on the wrong side of the law in  this town. I think I trust you now. Go! Perform your duty.
[3085] (diff score: 11)
UK: Why thanks, son. Let me drink it and then I'll do you a favour.
US: Why thanks, son. Let me drink it and then I'll do you a favor.
[3142] (diff score: 11)
UK: She looks nice!
US: Whoa! Schwing! She looks nice!
[3154] (diff score: 11)
UK: Pocketed it
US: Pocketed it! Yeah! Cool! Dig it!
[3248] (diff score: 11)
UK: This wire is blocking the way.
US: Whoa, this wire is totally blocking the way.
[3510] (diff score: 11)
UK: Right, I need to press the three buttons at the bottom, whilst I throw the two yellow levers at the top.
US: Right, I need to press three buttons at the bottom, while I throw the two  yellow levers at the top.
[3785] (diff score: 11)
UK: Ha, Ha, good grief! Forget the code? Never!
US: Forget the code?! Never!
[3864] (diff score: 11)
UK: I'm getting claustrophobic in here!
US: Oh no. I'm totally getting claustrophobic in here!
[3870] (diff score: 11)
UK: No way! I'm not the least interested in ironing. That's for wimps!
US: No way! I'm not the least interested in ironing. That's for wusses.
[3891] (diff score: 11)
UK: Hey! The prisoner has chewed through his bonds and made a run for it.
US: Hey! The prisoner has chewed through his straps and made a run for it.
[3899] (diff score: 11)
UK: This research is critical! Go up there and tell them I need a fresh volunteer sending down the tube.
US: This research is critical! Go up there and tell them I need a fresh volunteer  sent down the tube.
[3992] (diff score: 11)
UK: The best place to stand it is round the front. The ground is firmer there.
US: The best place to stand it is around the front. The ground is firmer there.
[4002] (diff score: 11)
UK: Got any other bright ideas?!
US: Hey Einstein, got any other bright ideas?!
[4031] (diff score: 11)
UK: There goes the doggy. Don't try this at home, kids!
US: There goes the doggy. Don't try this at home, kiddies.
[4082] (diff score: 11)
UK: What the hell does all this stuff mean?! Brain degradation state? Idea filtration coefficient? This keeps getting stranger!
US: What the hell does all this stuff mean?! Brain degradation state? Idea  coefficient filtration? This keeps getting stranger! I can't take it!
[4106] (diff score: 11)
UK: That shouting dude must have slipped through here. Miss you already!
US: That shouting dude must have slipped through here. Miss you much!
[4118] (diff score: 11)
UK: It's a sliding door. Neat.
US: It's a sliding door. Bitchen.
[4257] (diff score: 11)
UK: What is this? I have a tremendous piece for three pianos held in my head! I don't even know what the black keys are for!
US: What is this? I have a tremendous piece using three pianos held in my head! I  don't even know what the black keys are for! Trippy!
[4382] (diff score: 11)
UK: New people! Look at their faces, they look like angels or something. Their eyes are flickering all over the place.
US: New people! Look at their faces, they look like angels. Their eyes  are flickering all over the place.
[4538] (diff score: 11)
UK: Gentlemen use these to avoid getting their shoes wet.
US: Gentlemen use these to avoid getting their shoes wet. What are they?
[4602] (diff score: 11)
UK: OK, I have it. I'll just hide it about my person.
US: OK, I have it. I'll just secrete it about my person.
[4800] (diff score: 11)
UK: It's a Norm Trooper truck. I reckon they have a prisoner in the back of it. I further suspect that it might be my fellow adventurer Dai.
US: It's a Norm Trooper truck. I'm sure they have a prisoner in the back of it. I  further suspect that it might be my fellow adventurer Dai.
[4823] (diff score: 11)
UK: You can talk!
US: Oh you should talk!              
[4941] (diff score: 11)
UK: Some freaky Norm-speak, I guess.
US: Some freaky Norm-speak, I gather.
[5030] (diff score: 11)
UK: Yeeeess!! I think I've cracked it. I appear to have sent Saul and a couple of the other inmates to the roof. Judging by that siren, I think I'd better get up there and help!
US: Yeah!! I think I've cracked it. I appear to have sent Saul and a couple of  other inmates to the roof. Judging by that siren, I think I'd better get  up there and help!
[5055] (diff score: 11)
UK: It's mine.
US: Oh, It's mine, I'm all over it.
[5059] (diff score: 11)
UK: I could frag it?
US: I could destroy it?
[5156] (diff score: 11)
UK: Gallons of yellow paint. Agreeable colour, but there isn't much around the city.
US: Gallons of yellow paint. Agreeable color, but there isn't much around the  city.
[5225] (diff score: 11)
UK: I guess that's Paul, deep in his world of grief? Sheesh!
US: I guess that's Paul, deep in his world of grief? Sucks!
[5365] (diff score: 11)
UK: I can feel heat coming from it.
US: I can feel the heat coming from it. It's like...Hot!
[5403] (diff score: 11)
UK: The Axeman cometh!
US: The Ax man cometh!
[5528] (diff score: 11)
UK: Saul's life work, wasted!
US: Saul's life work, wasted! What a Bummer!
[5663] (diff score: 11)
UK: I'm a little afraid of the dark, but here goes...
US: I'm a little afraid of the dark, but I'm a man.
[5682] (diff score: 11)
UK: I've bent them now.
US: Oh great! I've bent them now. Yeah?!
[5739] (diff score: 11)
UK: Luckily there is one flaw in the Magnet's design. A small piece of metal in the body is enough to earth and protect an individual. That is the sole reason we are different.
US: Luckily there is one flaw in the Magnet's design. A small piece of metal in  the body is enough to ground and protect an individual. That's the sole reason  we are different.
[5778] (diff score: 11)
UK: See you later, Heather.
US: You talk too much. See you later, Heather.
[5807] (diff score: 11)
UK: My mind is... paisley shorts, paisley shorts... beginning to wither, son. I'm sorry, it must have been all that time I bought in the Meringue Magnet.
US: Oh my mind is... paisley shorts... beginning to wither, Son. I'm really sorry man, it must  have been all that time I bought in the Meringue Magnet.
[5836] (diff score: 11)
UK: You have plenty of time Kent. Brian still hasn't returned. He's probably sitting writing poetry somewhere. We can't continue without him. Go and try again.
US: You have plenty of time Kent. Brian still hasn't returned. He's probably  sitting writing poetry somewhere or something. We can't continue without him. Go and try  again.
[5873] (diff score: 11)
UK: I need some explosive toxic substance, a detonator, and something to make a long tube out of.
US: Well, let's see. I need some explosive toxic substance, a detonator, and something to make a long tube out of.
[6006] (diff score: 11)
UK: This has gone all manky. I like yellow, but this is no good.
US: This has gone all crusty. I like yellow, but this is no good.
[6037] (diff score: 11)
UK: I got a little lost in the lobby.
US: I got a little lost in the lobby. It's a big place.
[6062] (diff score: 11)
UK: I got a little lost in the lobby.
US: I got a little lost in the lobby. It's a big place.
[6090] (diff score: 11)
UK: Please, one more chance?! I won't screw up again, I promise!
US: Please, Please don't do it! Just don't do it! One more chance?! I won't screw up again, I promise! I promise!
[6407] (diff score: 11)
UK: It's a light bulb. It's off. It's boring!
US: What? It's a light bulb. It's off. It's boring! Get over it!
[6417] (diff score: 11)
UK: I don't want to break it, it might be useful.
US: I don't wanna break it, it might be useful.
[6449] (diff score: 11)
UK: It won't open.
US: It will not open.
[6482] (diff score: 11)
UK: You can see these things from all over the city. What are they?
US: Whoa. You can see these things from all over the city. But what the hell are they?
[6496] (diff score: 11)
UK: It appears to be a Norm Trooper's badge. An old one too. like the ones in Modern History books. I guess the Norms were responsible for this mess.
US: It appears to be a Norm Trooper's badge. An old one too, like the ones in  Modern History books. I guess the Norms were responsible for this whole, big, bad mess.
[957] (diff score: 10)
UK: Oh yes, I've got it. Maybe it's a device for making a strange whispering noise. No... hang on. On second thoughts I feel a little weird when you hold it up close. Maybe it's a relaxation device, Son. I feel sort of drained. I aint never seen one before, and that's how good our Waste Engineers are.
US: Oh yes, I've got it. Maybe it's a device for making a strange whispering  noise. No... hang on. On second thoughts I feel a little weird when you hold  it up so close. Maybe it's a relaxation device, Son. I feel sort of drained. I  ain't never seen one before, and that's how good our Waste Engineers are.
[993] (diff score: 10)
UK: Closed Hatch
US: Closed Hinge
[1283] (diff score: 10)
UK: I never learned to type, and I don't see the point in learning right now.
US: I never learned to type, and I don't see the point in learning right now. So, forget it!
[1297] (diff score: 10)
UK: There's some real cool stuff here. Whoh, I could make some great home movies with this junk!
US: Oh, there's some real cool stuff here. Whoa, I could make some great home movies  with this junk!
[1370] (diff score: 10)
UK: If I do, I might send this baby crashing to the ground! No way!
US: If I do, I might send this baby crashing to the ground! No way, not gonna do it!
[1406] (diff score: 10)
UK: I love these things. I've always wanted one outside my apartment. It could tell the Norm's where to go!
US: I love these things! I've always wanted one outside my apartment. It could tell the Norms where to go.
[1423] (diff score: 10)
UK: If I turned that fan on, I'd be blown clear across the city!
US: If I turn that fan on, I'd be blown clear across the city.
[1455] (diff score: 10)
UK: Blueprints are boring to me.
US: Blueprints are boring to me in any color.
[1483] (diff score: 10)
UK: I've got two thanks.
US: I've already got two, but thanks.
[1551] (diff score: 10)
UK: Flashing lights. Something exciting is going on!
US: Flashing lights! Something radical and exciting is going on!
[1572] (diff score: 10)
UK: What on earth made this hole? Look's like an explosion!
US: What on Earth made this hole? Looks like an explosion!
[1620] (diff score: 10)
UK: OK, the wire's firmly attached. Now I need to connect it to a power source. Shouldn't be difficult in a power station!
US: All right, the wire's firmly attached. Now I need to connect it to a power source.  Shouldn't be difficult in a power station!
[2115] (diff score: 10)
UK: Do you have a remote for this TV, so I can try it out?
US: Do you have a remote for this TV? I wanna' try it out.
[2202] (diff score: 10)
UK: Why not?
US: Sure you can. Why not?
[2223] (diff score: 10)
UK: Ah, yes, that will do nicely. One cannot argue with the written word. "I am Fat". Indeed you are. I'll page Mr. Brinkler right away.
US: Oh, yes, that will do nicely. One cannot argue with the written word. "I am  Fat." Indeed you are, Mr. Zontal. I'll page Mr. Brinkler right away.
[2292] (diff score: 10)
UK: So you go out whenever there is some broken furniture lying around here?
US: So you go out whenever there is some broken furniture lying around, is that it?
[2391] (diff score: 10)
UK: Uh-huh! Brian wouldn't like it, I'm sure!
US: Uh-uh! Brian wouldn't like it at all, I'm sure of it!
[2434] (diff score: 10)
UK: You have the craziest ideas sometimes!
US: Are you whacked!? You have the craziest ideas sometimes.
[2437] (diff score: 10)
UK: It would be way too heavy!
US: Oh, I'm afraid it would be way too heavy!
[2641] (diff score: 10)
UK: Like what? Stamps? Paperweights? Coins? No, obviously not coins. Er...
US: Oh really. Like what? Stamps? Paperweights? Coins? No, obviously not coins.
[2758] (diff score: 10)
UK: I'll put them back on if you leave me alone.
US: I'll put 'em back on if you just leave me alone.
[2774] (diff score: 10)
UK: OY! Don't steal from me!
US: Oh please! Don't steal from me!
[2781] (diff score: 10)
UK: YUK! This *FOOD* has defrosted and gone all soggy. It's useless. I'll chuck it.
US: YUK! This *FOOD* has defrosted and gone all soggy. It's useless. I'll just have to chuck  it.
[2801] (diff score: 10)
UK: Well I wouldn't exactly say that this is the best music selection I have ever seen!
US: Well, I wouldn't exactly say that this is the best music selection I've ever  seen! Yeah?!
[2916] (diff score: 10)
UK: Like your stuff? I'd like to hear some!
US: Like your stuff? Rockin! I'd like to hear some of it!
[2943] (diff score: 10)
UK: I was told about this place a couple of times. It seemed my destiny to end up here.
US: Well you see, I was told about this place a couple of times. It seemed my destiny to end up here.
[3234] (diff score: 10)
UK: I can't do that!
US: I cannot do that!
[3294] (diff score: 10)
UK: I'd better not move this, or the Norm's will be after me!
US: I'd better not move this, or the Norms will be after me!
[3325] (diff score: 10)
UK: Ah, just looks like junk mail to me.
US: Ah, what is this? Just looks like junk mail to me.
[3358] (diff score: 10)
UK: Hardly possible!
US: Uh yeah, hardly possible dude!
[3571] (diff score: 10)
UK: Sheesh!
US: Yeah.
[3579] (diff score: 10)
UK: Bye, Kent. Good luck. We'll just hold the fort here for a while.
US: Bye, Kent. Good luck dude. We'll just hold down the fort here for a while, OK?
[3581] (diff score: 10)
UK: I'm glad you aren't.
US: I'm glad you're not.
[3595] (diff score: 10)
UK: Sheesh!
US: Yeah.
[3638] (diff score: 10)
UK: It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
US: Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull.        
[3761] (diff score: 10)
UK: I'm not interested in reading right now. I have work to do.
US: Oh, no thanks. I'm not interested in reading right now. I have work to do.
[3803] (diff score: 10)
UK: Ah, the fireworks display at the Mall! That sure brightened up the city. We must do that every year.
US: Ah, the fireworks display at the Mall! That sure brightened up the city. We  should do that every year.
[3844] (diff score: 10)
UK: That's not working.
US: Oh, that's not working. Give it up!
[3859] (diff score: 10)
UK: I'm not getting in there!
US: I'm not getting in there so give it up.
[4454] (diff score: 10)
UK: So much stuff needs fixing around here. At least that much is normal. It doesn't look as if they can close this little hatch.
US: So much stuff needs fixing around here. At least that much is normal. It  doesn't look as if they can close this little latch.
[4468] (diff score: 10)
UK: OOF! Sheesh that smarts!
US: OOF! Whoa that smarts!
[4580] (diff score: 10)
UK: This food is months old. Yuk!
US: This food is months old. Yuckage!
[4597] (diff score: 10)
UK: I just seem to be collecting junk around here.
US: I just seem to be collecting junk around here. Take it away!
[4764] (diff score: 10)
UK: It's surprisingly heavy!
US: Oh, no thanks. It's surprisingly heavy!
[4834] (diff score: 10)
UK: The door's locked. These Norms don't like to take risks. Reckon I'll have to smoke them out or something.
US: The door's locked. These Norms don't like to take risks. I'll have to  smoke them out or something like that.
[4886] (diff score: 10)
UK: This is the sole air intake for the truck. Our city has no concept of functional design.
US: This is the sole air intake for the truck. Our city has no concept of  functional design, Whatsoever!
[4981] (diff score: 10)
UK: Wow! Wild! I think this place is going to blow!
US: Wow! Wild! I think this place is about to blow!
[5077] (diff score: 10)
UK: Why? Why a film crew now, when I need some privacy?!
US: Why? Why a film crew now, when I need some privacy?! What is this?!!
[5080] (diff score: 10)
UK: Where is he watching from?
US: Where is he watching from, peeping Tom?
[5198] (diff score: 10)
UK: My pride and joy. I'm glad that it worked.
US: My pride and joy. I'm stoked that it worked!
[5339] (diff score: 10)
UK: Iron bars. They look kinda tough.
US: Iron bars. They look kinda tough...Not as tough as me...but tough.
[5725] (diff score: 10)
UK: In what way are you responsible, Saul?
US: In what way are you responsible for all this, Saul?
[5817] (diff score: 10)
UK: Quality Of Life. None of this seemed very important to me before. Strange that.
US: Quality Of Life. None of this seemed very important to me before. Strange, isn't it?
[5918] (diff score: 10)
UK: That's right Kent. You swim along now.
US: That's right Kent. You run along now, man.
[5988] (diff score: 10)
UK: I have nothing to undo it with. I'm not sure I want to either!
US: I have nothing to unlock it with. I'm not sure I want to either!
[5993] (diff score: 10)
UK: Sheesh! These things are creating an awful lot of heat in here. They appear to be converging on one point too.
US: Whoa! These things are creating an awful lot of heat in here. They appear to  be converging on one point too.
[6145] (diff score: 10)
UK: We gotta head for the roof!
US: To the elevator! We gotta head for the roof!
[6161] (diff score: 10)
UK: There! These fingerprints are gone now. All that's left behind are a few beads of moisture.
US: There! Those fingerprints are gone now. All that's left behind are a few beads  of moisture.
[6387] (diff score: 10)
UK: I could tell you how to get onto the roof of almost every building in this city, Son, but when it comes to depths, you're asking the wrong man.
US: Well I could tell you how to get onto the roof of almost every building in this city  son, but when it comes to depths your asking the wrong man.
[6424] (diff score: 10)
UK: Get real!
US: How?
[6448] (diff score: 10)
UK: Ouch! That's live!
US: Whoa! That's live! Ow!
[197] (diff score: 9)
UK: Pot plant
US: Potted plant
[218] (diff score: 9)
UK: Locked Hasp
US: Locked Hinge
[247] (diff score: 9)
UK: Unlocked Hasp
US: Unlocked Hinge
[642] (diff score: 9)
UK: Beans Splat
US: Bean Splat
[1001] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't speak to wimps!
US: I do not speak to wimps!
[1300] (diff score: 9)
UK: No way!
US: Ut-uh.
[1302] (diff score: 9)
UK: No way!
US: Ut-uh.
[1350] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's a tiny box with a lock. Not very well made!
US: It's a tiny box with a lock. Not very well made, I might add!
[1391] (diff score: 9)
UK: Whoah! No way! Get serious!
US: Whoa! No way! Get serious!
[1432] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's straight to the point, isn't it? If I had a vehicle I wouldn't park it here, even if all the spaces were empty!
US: It's straight to the point isn't it. If I had a vehicle, I wouldn't park it here even if all the spaces where empty.
[1505] (diff score: 9)
UK: I can't manage my own life, let alone other peoples!
US: Yeah, right! I can't manage my own life, let alone other peoples.
[1555] (diff score: 9)
UK: Whoah! Action! WOW! We have power! All systems go!
US: Whoa! Action! Wow, we have power. All systems go!
[1618] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's a piece of wire.
US: Of all things, it's a piece of wire.
[1626] (diff score: 9)
UK: Yup, it's definitely a turbine.
US: Oh yeah, it's definitely a turbine.
[1821] (diff score: 9)
UK: Micro-TV
US: Mini-TV
[1826] (diff score: 9)
UK: I wonder what's in here...?
US: I wonder what's in there...?
[1962] (diff score: 9)
UK: This is a big sculpture. It must be the one I've got to paint. It would definitely benefit from a lick of yellow.
US: This is a big sculpture. It must be the one I've got to paint. It would  definitely benefit from a touch of yellow.
[2082] (diff score: 9)
UK: Hmph...
US: Humph...
[2096] (diff score: 9)
UK: Can I buy one of your TV's please?
US: Hey, can I buy one of your TV's?
[2130] (diff score: 9)
UK: I need to get into the building. I have an im...
US: I need to get into the building. I have a very...
[2207] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'm weird?!
US: I'm weird? Yeah, right!
[2265] (diff score: 9)
UK: Actually, I think it already is!
US: Actually, I think it already is happening.                
[2297] (diff score: 9)
UK: Already am. It's covering a huge patch of mould.
US: Already am. It's covering a huge patch of mold.
[2315] (diff score: 9)
UK: They're too heavy to budge!
US: Sorry babe. They're too heavy to budge!
[2326] (diff score: 9)
UK: What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it?
US: What on Earth do I do with a dumpster?
[2334] (diff score: 9)
UK: There's no way to open it.
US: Sorry dude, there's no way to open it.
[2397] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'm not interested in reading right now.
US: I'm not interested in reading right now, but thanks.
[2426] (diff score: 9)
UK: This receives power and ends it along the wire to the bed. Clever!
US: This receives power and sends it along the wire to the bed. Clever!
[2428] (diff score: 9)
UK: Somehow I doubt it!
US: Yeah right. Somehow I doubt it!
[2535] (diff score: 9)
UK: That's pretty.
US: Oooou, That's pretty. Nice, nice, nice...
[2560] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'm happy with the clothes I've got.
US: I'm happy with the clothes I've got. But, thanks.
[2567] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't have a CD player with me.
US: I don't have a CD player with me. What a shame.
[2702] (diff score: 9)
UK: There's just a small question of the matches?
US: There's just a small question of the matches situation.
[2713] (diff score: 9)
UK: I already do...
US: Yeah. I already do buddy.
[2812] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'm not sure I'd like to be found with this!
US: I'm not sure I'd like to be found with this in my hands!
[2939] (diff score: 9)
UK: I expect you were just there doing your job. Torturing people displaying any will of their own! You are total scum! Don't lie to me! One false word and my guys will ventilate your head!
US: Yeah right. I expect you were just there doing your job. Torturing people displaying any  will of their own! You are total scum! Don't lie to me! One false word and my  guys will ventilate your head!      
[3081] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't believe that is what I asked for, young man. Thick cup of milky mud now, if you please? Then, and only then, are the streets yours.
US: I do not believe that is what I asked for, young man. Thick cup of milky mud  now, if you please? Then, and only then, are the streets yours.                    
[3122] (diff score: 9)
UK: Hmmmm... I don't have a clue, but I feel a bit weird when I'm near it.
US: Hmmmm... I don't got a clue, but I feel a bit weird when I'm near to it.
[3152] (diff score: 9)
UK: All he ever does is watch TV. He must be the most Normal guy in the city!
US: All he ever does is watch TV. He must be the most Normal guy in the whole damn city!
[3279] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't think that would go down well!
US: I just don't think that would go down well at all!
[3341] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'm not talented enough to use these specifications.
US: Yeah right! I'm not talented enough to use these specifications.
[3428] (diff score: 9)
UK: A picture of Paul Nystalux.  It has been taken from his best side, about ten years ago, and has been touched up by computer. The man's honesty evidently carries through to his P.R. Department.
US: A picture of Paul Nystalux. It has been taken from obviously, his best side, about ten  years ago, and has been touched up by a computer. The man's honesty evidently  carries through to his P.R. Department.
[3618] (diff score: 9)
UK: Another one of those security things.
US: Oh, it's just another one of those security things.
[3648] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't think I'd better mess around with this.
US: I don't think I'd better screw around with this.
[3650] (diff score: 9)
UK: It seems to be monitoring the sound levels from one of Brian's CD's. The levels look dangerously high!
US: Whoa, check it. It seems to be monitoring the sound levels from one of Brian's CD's. The  levels look dangerously high!
[3736] (diff score: 9)
UK: I can't make head nor tail of it.
US: I can't make head nor tails of it.
[3852] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's a small, gold key.
US: It's a small, gold key. Righteous.
[4060] (diff score: 9)
UK: I wouldn't know what to do with a desk.
US: I don't know what to do with a desk.
[4137] (diff score: 9)
UK: Impossible!
US: Oh, impossible. Totally impossible.
[4551] (diff score: 9)
UK: I was just wondering if...
US: Oh, right-e-o....I was just wondering if...
[4570] (diff score: 9)
UK: This gets me out of this elevator.
US: Oh, well this gets me out of the elevator.
[4599] (diff score: 9)
UK: I can't use it here.
US: I can't use it here, but thanks.
[4727] (diff score: 9)
UK: Nope!
US: No way!
[4768] (diff score: 9)
UK: Ah, look at that! How sweet! I think it's a little otter!
US: Ah, look at that! How cool! I think it's a little otter!
[4816] (diff score: 9)
UK: I have not! I was keeping quiet, I didn't want to bring it up. There is little point in causing aggravation when we are locked together in this truck all day. Now please be quiet and try to control your emissions.
US: I have not! I was keeping quiet, I didn't want to bring it up. There is little  point in causing aggravation when we are locked together in this truck all  day. Now please be quiet and try to control your emissions, if you will.
[4900] (diff score: 9)
UK: I think I may have made a little progress. How's it hangin'?
US: I think I may have made a little progress. How's it hangin', big fellow?
[4903] (diff score: 9)
UK: I think I may have made a little progress. How's it hangin'?
US: I think I may have made a little progress. How's it hangin' big fellow?
[5064] (diff score: 9)
UK: Maybe I could throw some really weird poses to amuse our friend in the corridor?
US: Maybe I could throw some really weird poses to amuse our friend in the  corridor? Yeah! Vogue, Vogue, Vogue....
[5153] (diff score: 9)
UK: Mmmm, this stuff smells gorgeous! Rich, dark and warm, just how I like it. Smells like that give a man a thirst.
US: Yummy! This stuff smells gorgeous! Rich, dark and warm, just how I like it.  Smells like that give a man thirst.
[5179] (diff score: 9)
UK: Yes! I can use this rope, these planks and those drums to make a raft!
US: Oh, Yeah! I can use this rope, these planks and those drums to make a raft!
[5197] (diff score: 9)
UK: No way!
US: Ut-uh.
[5229] (diff score: 9)
UK: From here?
US: From here? Yeah right.
[5279] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'll put them on. Yeah, I can see great in the dark now.
US: I'll put them on. Yeah, I can see well in the dark now.
[5346] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't have any further use for it.
US: I have no further use for it.
[5438] (diff score: 9)
UK: I can't see a use for it.
US: I can't see a use for it, but thanks.
[5514] (diff score: 9)
UK: I'm not touching them.
US: I'm not touching those.
[5536] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's difficult to piece together 30 years of research from these fragments.
US: Well...It's quite difficult to piece together 30 years of research from these fragments.
[5548] (diff score: 9)
UK: Just some more rubble. This place could collapse at any moment!
US: Just some more rubble. This place could collapse at any given moment! OH, No!
[5576] (diff score: 9)
UK: The brain machine is too large to fit through the hole! Now what?
US: Whoa....The brain machine is too large to fit through the hole! Now what? Great!!
[5583] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's empty now. I have no use for it.
US: It's empty now. I have just no use for it at all.
[5668] (diff score: 9)
UK: Ooops. Even if I survive all this, I'm a dead man!
US: Ut-oh. Even if I survive all this, I'm a dead man!      
[5684] (diff score: 9)
UK: Oh man, this just isn't my day!
US: Oh man, this just is not my day!
[5691] (diff score: 9)
UK: But you have made progress?
US: Yeah, but you have made progress, right?
[5702] (diff score: 9)
UK: Kent. KENT! Calm down. It's an emotional time for us all. We're all under great pressure. Even Brian is having trouble writing. Go out there and challenge the system.
US: Kent. DUDE! Calm down. It's an emotional time for all of us, man. We're all under  great pressure. Even Brian is having trouble writing. Go out there and  challenge the system.
[5708] (diff score: 9)
UK: Yes. I've made a little headway there myself. They are definitely harmful if swallowed!
US: Oh yeah. I've made a little headway there myself. They are definitely harmful if  swallowed!
[5798] (diff score: 9)
UK: Hello Kent.
US: Hi ya Kent.
[5830] (diff score: 9)
UK: Yeah, I owe him that much. He was there to spring us from that roof. What a selfless guy!
US: Oh yeah, I owe him that much, at least. He was there to spring us from that roof. What a  selfless guy!
[5847] (diff score: 9)
UK: Dai! You're back! How are you feeling?
US: Dai! You're back! Hey man, how you feeling?
[5971] (diff score: 9)
UK: Lovely!  Hmmm... 'THE ONE AND ONLY *FOOD*. GUARANTEED NO WASTE, MORE WAIST, WHAT TASTE? INGREDIENTS: MEAT AND VEGETATION.' Why am I suddenly not hungry?
US: Lovely! Hmmm... "THE ONE AND ONLY *FOOD*. GUARANTEED NO WASTE, WHAT TASTE? INGREDIENTS: MEAT AND VEGETATION." Why am I suddenly not hungry?
[6017] (diff score: 9)
UK: It's one of those 3-d pictures made out of dots. Do you get them? I never do!
US: Whoa, check it. It's one of those 3-d pictures made out of dots. Do you get them? I never do!
[6097] (diff score: 9)
UK: This thing might have a use. I'd be Normal if I knew what it was though.
US: This thing might have a use. But I'd be Normal if I knew what it was.
[6155] (diff score: 9)
UK: This thing is very heavy. I could probably lift it if it were half empty. Or half full, for that matter.
US: This thing is very heavy. I could probably lift it if it were half empty. Or  is that half full?
[6327] (diff score: 9)
UK: Saul, will know more about that than me. Try not to look suspicious Kent.
US: Saul would know more about that than me. Try not to look suspicious Kent.
[6330] (diff score: 9)
UK: At a guess I would say that elevator set in the middle of the stage links up with the sewer system somewhere.
US: At a guess I would say that elevator set in the middle of the stage links up  with the sewer system somewhere down below.
[6338] (diff score: 9)
UK: How do I fix these goggles?
US: Whoa, how can I fix these goggles?.
[6353] (diff score: 9)
UK: How do I fix these goggles?
US: Whoa, how can I fix these goggles?
[6368] (diff score: 9)
UK: How do I fix these goggles?
US: Whoa, how can I fix these goggles?
[6383] (diff score: 9)
UK: How do I fix these goggles?
US: Whoa, how can I fix these goggles?
[6465] (diff score: 9)
UK: He's mine, the poor sweet thing. Hey! His eyes just fell out!
US: He's mine, the poor sweet thing. Hey! His eyes just fell out! That's gross!
[6494] (diff score: 9)
UK: I don't wanna wear one of these again. It got me in deep ka-ka, last time.
US: I don't wanna wear one of these again. It got me in deep trouble, last time.
[151] (diff score: 8)
UK: Beat it kid! I'm far too important to talk to you!
US: Beat it child! I'm far too important to talk to you!
[186] (diff score: 8)
UK: It won't budge! I suppose I really do need an ID card.
US: It won't budge! I suppose I really do need an ID card. All right.
[298] (diff score: 8)
UK: Thank you, Sir.
US: Thank you very much, Sir.
[952] (diff score: 8)
UK: Not over THEM, son. They're weird, unapproachable. I tried in the past and they said they had their orders direct from the Directors. I love this job, son, I don't want to get fired. I don't know what else I'd do.
US: Not over THEM, Son. They're weird, even unapproachable. I mean I tried in the past and  they said they had their orders direct from the Directors. I love this job, Son, I don't want to get fired. I don't know what else I'd do.
[1024] (diff score: 8)
UK: Why won't you let me past? Why can't I go in there? Mr. Brinkler said I could look around.
US: Why won't you let me pass? Why can't I go in there? Mr. Brinkler said I could look around.
[1233] (diff score: 8)
UK: Me and who? Be realistic.
US: Yeah...me and who else? Be realistic.
[1276] (diff score: 8)
UK: Uh-huh! I might drop it and BUST it! Ha, ha. Get it?
US: Nah! I might drop it and BUST it! Ha, ha, ha. Get it? BUST! Ha, ha, ha.
[1307] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's a door!
US: It's a door. Exciting.
[1316] (diff score: 8)
UK: Don't talk Trash! Get it? Ha ha.
US: Hey! Don't talk Trash! Ha ha.
[1360] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's a door!
US: It's a door. Exciting.
[1407] (diff score: 8)
UK: There's not much I can do with it. I'm not a lighting technician.
US: There's not much I could do with it. I'm not a lighting technician.
[1439] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's mine!
US: It's mine! Mine, I tell you!
[1454] (diff score: 8)
UK: "In case of Snack Attack, break glass.". Hmmmm.
US: "IN CASE OF SNACK ATTACK, BREAK GLASS"...Hmm.
[1458] (diff score: 8)
UK: I've no use for that. Besides, I have a swimming certificate of my own.
US: I've just no use for that. Besides, I have a swimming certificate of my very own.
[1581] (diff score: 8)
UK: This looks like an important control panel.
US: That looks like an important control panel.
[1617] (diff score: 8)
UK: Aha! A control box. Let's take a look.
US: Aha! A control box. Let's have a look.      
[1756] (diff score: 8)
UK: I don't collect posters.
US: I don't collect film posters. Yawn, yawn, yawn.
[1823] (diff score: 8)
UK: That's a mighty small TV. I don't really need one, but it seems like a good bargain.
US: Hey there. That's a mighty small TV. I don't really need one, but it seems like a good  bargain.
[1880] (diff score: 8)
UK: HEEEY!! Handy tip! Plastic cards are just right to scrape dried up gunk off the wall.
US: HEY!! Handy tip! Plastic cards are just right to scrape dried up gunk off  the wall.
[1893] (diff score: 8)
UK: There's a name: Ben Holen Eliott. 'Holen', that's a funny name!
US: There's a name: Ben Holen Eliott. 'Holen', that's a funny name...hole-n-one?!
[2030] (diff score: 8)
UK: This is really cool! Like, real scary!
US: Whoa! This is really cool! Like, ......scary!
[2071] (diff score: 8)
UK: Maybe. Can you give me a demo?
US: Well, maybe. Can you give me like, a demo?
[2186] (diff score: 8)
UK: Paul is throwing a huge party at the Saul Nytalux Memorial Stadium, to bring joy to the people, and remember the terrible circumstances of his death.
US: Paul is throwing a huge party at the Saul Nytalux Memorial Stadium, to bring  joy to the people, and to remember the terrible circumstances of his brother Saul's death.
[2275] (diff score: 8)
UK: I'll go back and test some furniture then.
US: All right. I'll go back and test some furniture then.
[2381] (diff score: 8)
UK: Ouch! Those look lethal!
US: Whoa! Those look lethal!
[2410] (diff score: 8)
UK: Just empty boxes with a few stale crumbs in.
US: Just empty boxes with a few stale crumbs inside.
[2440] (diff score: 8)
UK: Nah! Too much to carry around.
US: Sorry. Too much to carry around.
[2463] (diff score: 8)
UK: The plaster has fallen away here. It seems to be a way into the attic above the power station.
US: The plaster is all fallen away here. It seems to be a way into the attic above  the power station.
[2503] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's locked up, closed.
US: It's locked up. Closed. Over...fini!
[2624] (diff score: 8)
UK: Er.... right!
US: Right you are!
[2736] (diff score: 8)
UK: Urg! Mumble, blurg, food is great isn't it? Yum...
US: Urg! Mumble, blurg, food is great isn't it? Yummy!
[2852] (diff score: 8)
UK: So, Norm, Sir, do you know how to discharge that extinguisher you've just confiscated?
US: So, Mr. Norm, Sir, do you know how to discharge that extinguisher you've just  confiscated from me?
[2911] (diff score: 8)
UK: Nothing you need to know right now, nosy parker. So just shut up and keep quiet, Kent! You'll know more when you earn the right to know more. Know what I mean?
US: Nothing you need to know right now, Mr. Nosy. So just shut up and keep  quiet, Kent! You'll know more when you earn the right to know more. Know what  I mean?
[3070] (diff score: 8)
UK: Hey, where's my coffee, pal? I'm sorry to be a whiner but we aint goin' no where without that. I doubt I could even turn the winch with my hands as cold as they are.
US: Hey, where's my coffee, pal? I'm sorry to be a whiner but we ain't goin' no  where without that. I doubt I could even turn the winch with my hands as cold  as they are.
[3092] (diff score: 8)
UK: Why is every day so grey? The air quality is very poor today.
US: Why is every day so gray? The air quality is very, very poor today.
[3212] (diff score: 8)
UK: Connect to a hifi for instant sound!
US: Connect to a Hi-Fi for instant sound!
[3286] (diff score: 8)
UK: The last time someone played with these, the street was flooded for a week!
US: Whoa! The last time someone played with these, the street was flooded for a week! Yeah.
[3369] (diff score: 8)
UK: Toxic storage? Is this where they dump all of the old Elevator-Muzak records?
US: Toxic storage? This must be where they dump all of the old Elevator-Muzak records.
[3389] (diff score: 8)
UK: Nosy Norms. Can't a guy get a little privacy around here, so he might... escape or something.
US: Nosy Norms. Can't a guy get a little privacy around here, so he might...  be able to escape or something?
[3402] (diff score: 8)
UK: Nope.
US: Ut-uh.
[3476] (diff score: 8)
UK: I'm just a desk-bound resource. I'm not even allowed to go to the mens room.
US: I'm just a desk-bound resource. I'm not even allowed to go to the men's room.
[3529] (diff score: 8)
UK: I think it would probably prefer to use itself!
US: I think it would prefer to use itself!
[3544] (diff score: 8)
UK: Kent, we are very disappointed in you. We believed that you had the skills and motivation to make a difference to the people of this city. I'm a fool for believing in you.
US: Don't "hi" me. Kent, we are very disappointed in you. We believed that you had the skills and motivation to make a difference to the people of this city. I'm a fool for believing in you.
[3593] (diff score: 8)
UK: Brian doesn't actually do anything. He's more of a spiritual member of the group. He guides us with his thoughts and music.
US: Well, Brian doesn't actually do anything. He's more of a spiritual member of the  group. He guides us with his thoughts and his cool music.
[3649] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's way to heavy!
US: Way too heavy!
[3841] (diff score: 8)
UK: Aha! A bunch of keys hidden away in here.
US: Aha! A bunch of keys hidden away in here. How nifty.
[3913] (diff score: 8)
UK: Well, he's got one strap left now.
US: Well, he's like he's just got one strap left now.
[3973] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's a cute little cog.
US: Ah, look at it! It's a little cute cog.
[3987] (diff score: 8)
UK: There's a little puddle of rain water in the middle of the rusty patch. Oops, it's collapsed inside!
US: There's a little puddle of rain water in the middle of the rusty patch. Whoa,  it's collapsed inside!
[3997] (diff score: 8)
UK: It looks like a haulage container.
US: Uh, looks like a haulage container, dude.
[3999] (diff score: 8)
UK: It's way too heavy.
US: Neh, eh - way too heavy.
[4017] (diff score: 8)
UK: He's still strapped in.
US: He's strapped in now.
[4046] (diff score: 8)
UK: There's no room in here.
US: Sorry pal, there's no room in here.
[4368] (diff score: 8)
UK: One of those weird orifii. Who knows where it leads? Another cell?
US: One of those weird orifii. Who knows where it leads? Possibly, another cell?
[4389] (diff score: 8)
UK: Have you any idea what these are? I've found lots today. They all seem to be hidden in furniture.
US: Have you any idea what these are? I've found lots today. They all seem to be  hidden inside furniture.
[4394] (diff score: 8)
UK: Nice gates. They lead to the street, but I guess you already knew that?!
US: Nice gates. They lead to the street, but I guess you probably already knew that?!
[4456] (diff score: 8)
UK: Barf! There must be ten pounds of edible slurry here!
US: Oh, grodey! Barf! There must be ten pounds of edible slurry here!
[4466] (diff score: 8)
UK: Hardly, it's chained to the wall!
US: Yeah?! Hardly, it's like chained to the wall!
[4553] (diff score: 8)
UK: Well, why don't you go right ahead and stand...
US: Well, then why don't you just go right ahead and stand...
[4654] (diff score: 8)
UK: There appears to be no way of using it.
US: There appears to be no possible way of using it.
[4700] (diff score: 8)
UK: All real men have to go here at some time during each day.
US: All real men have to go here at some time during each day. What is it?!
[4848] (diff score: 8)
UK: Phew! I thought it was a snake! It's just a rubber hose.
US: Whoa! I thought it was a snake! It's just a rubber hose.
[4918] (diff score: 8)
UK: Is there a grille in there?
US: Is there a grille in there, anywhere?
[4970] (diff score: 8)
UK: Just one more! I hope you've done your homework.
US: Just one more! I hope you've done your homework, oh Mr. dude.
[5094] (diff score: 8)
UK: Another one of the many elevators in this colossal building.
US: Another one of the many fine elevators in this colossal building we're in.
[5278] (diff score: 8)
UK: Warning! Power level insufficient!
US: Warning! Power level insufficient! Watch out!
[5464] (diff score: 8)
UK: Citizen, if that's what you are! Come out from down there! Underground activity is not tolerated in this city!
US: All right Citizen, if that's what you are! Come out from down there! Underground activity is not tolerated in this city!
[5591] (diff score: 8)
UK: I'm back Saul.
US: Hey there Saul. I'm back.
[5670] (diff score: 8)
UK: That's the shaft I came down by.
US: That's the shaft I came down here in.      
[5768] (diff score: 8)
UK: Well it sounds pretty good if you want my opinion.
US: All right! Well, it sounds pretty good if you want my opinion.
[5854] (diff score: 8)
UK: Saul's a little downhearted. Blowing up the Mood Transfer Substations hasn't had the expected or desired effect.
US: Yeah well, Saul's a little downhearted. Blowing up the Mood Transfer Substations hasn't  had the expected or desired effect.
[5881] (diff score: 8)
UK: I think his faculties are decaying very rapidly now he has left the Mood Filter.
US: I think his faculties are decaying very rapidly now that he's left the Mood Filter.      
[5906] (diff score: 8)
UK: I can't really spare anyone at the moment Kent. We are all concentrating on the final push. A man of your intelligence should be able to FLOAT a few ideas.
US: Well look, I can't really spare anyone at the moment, Kent. We are all concentrating on  the final push. A man of your intelligence should be able to FLOAT a few  ideas.                      
[5969] (diff score: 8)
UK: Phew! That glass was real thick! I wonder if that guy's considered a career as a battering ram?!
US: Whoa! That glass was real thick! I wonder if that guy's considered a career as a battering ram?
[6148] (diff score: 8)
UK: A piece of paper with 1312 printed on it.
US: Huh, a piece of paper with 1312 printed right on it.      
[6157] (diff score: 8)
UK: I need to get my fingerprints off of this thing.
US: I need to get rid of my fingerprints on this thing.
[6308] (diff score: 8)
UK: Hello Heather, you really should consider going blonde permanently.
US: Hello Heather, you really should consider going blonde permanently. Nice look.
[6309] (diff score: 8)
UK: Thanks, Kent. It's not a good idea to be seen with you right now. We're so close.
US: Thanks Kent, it's not a good idea to be seen with you right now, were so  close.
[901] (diff score: 7)
UK: Follow me and I'll take you to the our cosy little Test Department. There you can have a look around.
US: Why, follow me and I'll take you to the our cosy little Test Department. There you  can just have a look around.
[918] (diff score: 7)
UK: Yurg! All of a sudden I don't feel hungry!
US: Ugh! I don't feel hungry all of a sudden!
[949] (diff score: 7)
UK: FIRE RISK! This aint no fire risk, boy! It displays skill and dedication. It's the finest example of how this job should be done! Those damn Waste Engineers are so efficient, as soon as anything gets broke, it's on its way to the grinders. I can't show my boys how it should be done!
US: FIRE RISK! This ain't no fire risk, boy! It displays skill and dedication. It's  the finest example of how this job should be done! Those damn Waste Engineers  are so efficient, as soon as anything gets broke, it's on its way to the  grinders. I can't show my boys how it should be done!
[1109] (diff score: 7)
UK: A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem!
US: A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha.
[1184] (diff score: 7)
UK: Hmmm.... If I wire this to this.... yes, I do believe I have the ability to generate power!
US: Hmm...if I wire this to this...yes! I do believe I have the ability to generate power!
[1186] (diff score: 7)
UK: I'll jut leave it here as a potential power source for the bed.
US: I'll just leave it here as a potential power source for the bed.      
[1237] (diff score: 7)
UK: I seem to remember these coming with the apartment. They're getting a kinda lumpy. Gravity is an unkind mistress to even inanimate objects.
US: I seem to remember these things coming with the apartment. They're getting kinda  lumpy. Gravity is an unkind mistress even to inanimate objects.
[1240] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's locked, and I don't have the keys. Besides, there's a Norm outside.
US: It's locked, and I don't have the key. Besides, there's a Norm outside.
[1308] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's attached to the wall! No can do.
US: It's attached to the wall!
[1331] (diff score: 7)
UK: Nah!
US: Ut-uh.
[1379] (diff score: 7)
UK: Mother told me not to play with electricity!
US: A mother always told me not to play with electricity!
[1395] (diff score: 7)
UK: Wow! They really give the place some presence. Who'd believe this could be a humble factory?!
US: Whoa! They really give the place some presence. Who'd believe this could be a humble factory.
[1404] (diff score: 7)
UK: Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"?
US: Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here."
[1471] (diff score: 7)
UK: I can't - it's all just painted on the wall!
US: I can't. It's painted on the wall.
[1486] (diff score: 7)
UK: Ugh! No way am I using another guy's underwear!
US: Ugh! No way am I using another dude's underwear!
[1488] (diff score: 7)
UK: That's disgusting!
US: Whoa... that is disgusting!
[1695] (diff score: 7)
UK: The number of minutes after which your game-state will automatically be saved. You can load it from the Load Game Screen. If set to OFF, there will be NO Autosave.
US: The number of minutes after which your game-state will automatically be saved.  You can load it from the Load Game Screen. Warning! If set to OFF, there will be NO  Autosave.
[1802] (diff score: 7)
UK: Nah! Theft is morally wrong!
US: Oh no! Theft is morally wrong!
[1803] (diff score: 7)
UK: Nah! Theft is morally wrong!
US: Oh no. Theft is morally wrong!
[1844] (diff score: 7)
UK: Nah! I can use it to reach that hatch now.
US: Oh no! I can use it to reach that hatch now.
[1868] (diff score: 7)
UK: Well, I've got Brian's tape inside. Now I need to play it.
US: Well, I've got Brian's tape inside. Now all I need to do is play it.
[2014] (diff score: 7)
UK: AAAGH!! Ugh, that thing's scary!
US: AAAGH!! Whoa! That thing's scary!
[2039] (diff score: 7)
UK: Hmmm.... Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
US: Hmm, ever get the feeling you're being watched?
[2097] (diff score: 7)
UK: If you must.
US: Ahh yeah, if you must.
[2119] (diff score: 7)
UK: Sorry I can't find that remote.
US: Sorry I can't find the remote.
[2234] (diff score: 7)
UK: Er... I like to use furniture on a daily basis. I've always been interested in its construction, and its, er... components.
US: I like to ah, use furniture on a daily basis. I've always been interested in its   construction, and umm... components.
[2240] (diff score: 7)
UK: So they are Norms? Something very fishy is going on around here!
US: So they're Norms? Something very fishy is going around here!
[2322] (diff score: 7)
UK: I smell burning.
US: Ah, hello. I smell burning!
[2451] (diff score: 7)
UK: He's fast asleep now, and out of the way.
US: He's fast asleep now, and out of the way of my plans!
[2472] (diff score: 7)
UK: They're far too big to carry around. I might be tempted if they actually contained something of use.
US: They're far too big to carry around. However, I might be tempted if they actually  contained something of use.
[2497] (diff score: 7)
UK: I'm sick of TV.
US: I'm totally sick of TV.
[2599] (diff score: 7)
UK: A record of every track by every group in the city.
US: A record of every track by every group in the city. Right on!
[2615] (diff score: 7)
UK: Indeed!
US: Indeed they are, indeed.
[2782] (diff score: 7)
UK: I don't want to use the smelly thing!
US: I don't want to use that smelly thing!
[2862] (diff score: 7)
UK: What on Earth do I do with it? To wear it would be hypocritical.
US: What on Earth do I do with it? To wear it would be totally hypocritical.
[2896] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's BRIAN to you, Kenty. Alright? Ciao.
US: It's BRIAN to you, Kenty. Ciao.
[3181] (diff score: 7)
UK: We have the ability to make sound now.
US: We now have the ability to make sound. Eeehhhh...
[3182] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's playing that Clap CD.
US: Ugh!It's playing that Damn Clap CD.
[3211] (diff score: 7)
UK: Part of the P.A. system.
US: Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen'
[3215] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's mine!
US: It's mine! Snagged it.
[3263] (diff score: 7)
UK: I have no use for it. My immediate concern is getting out of here.
US: I have no use for it. My immediate concern is getting the hell out of here.
[3322] (diff score: 7)
UK: This is a heavy security door.
US: Whoa, now this is a heavy security door.
[3417] (diff score: 7)
UK: I could only use a coat of arms if I were a squid, and I'm not a squid.
US: I could only use a coat of arms if I were a squid, and I'm not a squid. Ha, ha! Get it?! Ha, ha!
[3472] (diff score: 7)
UK: 1-5-7-2. Thanks, Bud. Stay Normal.
US: 1-5-7-2. Right on. Thanks, Bud. Stay Normal.
[3477] (diff score: 7)
UK: Is that why you turned off the fountain?
US: Right on. Is that why you turned off the fountain?
[3519] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's part of the machine. I don't get on with machines.
US: It's part of the machine. I don't get along with machines.
[3537] (diff score: 7)
UK: Brian, I think you're neat! Being as cool as you must be hard work.
US: Hey Brian, I think you're neat! Being as cool as you must be such hard work.
[3664] (diff score: 7)
UK: Who am I, some titanic God?!
US: What am I, some titanic God?!
[3715] (diff score: 7)
UK: Particularly when played at insufferable volcanic volumes.
US: Particularly when played at insufferable volcanic volumes, I assume.
[3731] (diff score: 7)
UK: I'm not touching it.
US: Oh, no way. I'm not touching it.
[3766] (diff score: 7)
UK: Nah!
US: Ut-uh.
[3822] (diff score: 7)
UK: What you'd expect to find in a lab, A microscope.
US: Well duh, what you'd expect to find in a lab, a microscope.
[3872] (diff score: 7)
UK: Hmmm... Ironing - an occupation invented by the devil!
US: Hmmm... Ironing - an occupation invented by the devil himself!
[3917] (diff score: 7)
UK: Isn't that where I am right now?
US: Yeah?! Duh! Isn't that where I am right now?
[3942] (diff score: 7)
UK: I'd need to get a capsule into the tube so I can put him in it.
US: I'd need to get a capsule into the tube to put him in.
[4015] (diff score: 7)
UK: Kinda looks like he's enjoying it. You're soooo lucky, pal. I expect that makes you forget about your terrible cold.
US: Kinda looks like he's enjoying it. You're so lucky, pal. I expect that  makes you forget about your terrible cold.
[4043] (diff score: 7)
UK: WOW! Nice grinding action!
US: Whoa! Nice grinding action!
[4087] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's attached to the desk.
US: It's totally attached to the desk.
[4154] (diff score: 7)
UK: The button's stuck in now.
US: Oh great, the button's stuck in now.
[4390] (diff score: 7)
UK: I've seen little crushed up parts similar to these in the trash thrown out of the furniture plant.
US: Now I've seen little crushed up parts similar to these in the trash thrown out of  that furniture plant.
[4906] (diff score: 7)
UK: Right! I think I might have caused a diversion. Are you feeling all right? Can you do anything?
US: Right! I think I might have caused a diversion there. Are you feeling all right? Can  you do anything at all?
[4967] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's Saul! He's holding up a sign!
US: It's Saul! He's holding up a sign! Right on!
[4968] (diff score: 7)
UK: Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad.
US: Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude.
[4969] (diff score: 7)
UK: Two more now. Brave Lad!
US: Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude!
[4971] (diff score: 7)
UK: What's the delay? There must be another transmitter hidden somewhere! Hurry, boy! Hurry!
US: What's the delay? There must be another transmitter hidden here somewhere! Hurry!
[5051] (diff score: 7)
UK: He must enjoy watching people. Sick sapien!
US: He must enjoy watching people. Sick'o!
[5199] (diff score: 7)
UK: This guy is like... seriously large!
US: This dude is like... seriously large!
[5236] (diff score: 7)
UK: Too remote, man.
US: Whoa, way too remote, man.
[5306] (diff score: 7)
UK: Yes, it fits that hole nicely. I think I've made a step!
US: Yes, it fits in that hole nicely. I think I've made quite a step!
[5311] (diff score: 7)
UK: A hole in the tunnel wall.
US: A hole in the tunnel wall...perfect!
[5344] (diff score: 7)
UK: No can do, man!
US: No can do, dude!
[5352] (diff score: 7)
UK: I'm too vertically challenged to reach it.
US: Oh, no way! I'm too vertically challenged to reach it.
[5416] (diff score: 7)
UK: I can climb through now.
US: I can climb right on through now.
[5598] (diff score: 7)
UK: Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
US: Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
[5662] (diff score: 7)
UK: This must lead down into the sewers.
US: This must lead down into the sewers. Right on!
[5667] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's out of tune anyway.
US: Ah screw it! It's out of tune anyway.
[5676] (diff score: 7)
UK: Great! The power indicator has gone to the full mark!
US: Great! The power indicator has gone to the full mark! Right On!!
[5996] (diff score: 7)
UK: It's up too high to reach.
US: Whoa! It's up way too high to reach.
[6092] (diff score: 7)
UK: No can do, this is locked too.
US: Check it, check it. No can do, this is locked too.
[6170] (diff score: 7)
UK: Some little critter has made a mess here.
US: Some little critter has made a real big mess here.
[6171] (diff score: 7)
UK: Don't try this at home, kids!
US: Don't try this at home, kids! I have it.
[6174] (diff score: 7)
UK: Yeah! I'll do some bashing later.
US: Yeah! Right On! I'll do some bashing later.
[6210] (diff score: 7)
UK: OK
US: Got it.
[6228] (diff score: 7)
UK: Hey! It's in two parts. I'll just take half of it.
US: Hey! It's in two parts. I'll just take half of it. Right on!
[6250] (diff score: 7)
UK: Hmm.. I could really do with a nice cup of  chilled water!
US: Whoa! I could really do with a nice cup of chilled water!
[6393] (diff score: 7)
UK: Well, my cousin Loola got friendly with a producer type. Ever thought about that route? Good lookin' fella like yourself shouldn't have too much trouble.
US: Well, my cousin Loola got friendly with a producer type, ever thought of  that route? Good lookin'' fella like yourself shouldn't have too much trouble.
[6416] (diff score: 7)
UK: Hmmm... It doesn't seem to have done anything!
US: Huh. It doesn't seem to have done anything.
[6462] (diff score: 7)
UK: I don't want this crusty lump of recycled peel!
US: Huh, yeah! I don't want this crusty lump of recycled peel!
[6501] (diff score: 7)
UK: Wow! Some kind of machine with a brain inside!! This HAS to be what I'm looking for!
US: Whoa! Some kind of machine with a brain inside!! This HAS to be what I'm  looking for!
[963] (diff score: 6)
UK: Thanks for all that.
US: Well, er... Thanks for all that.
[1274] (diff score: 6)
UK: I think it's a burglar alarm.
US: I think that's a burglar alarm.
[1336] (diff score: 6)
UK: I've no use for that.
US: I've no use for it.
[1351] (diff score: 6)
UK: I've no use for that.
US: I've no use for it.
[1414] (diff score: 6)
UK: These cups are terrible. As soon as you pick it up it goes all squashy and leaks water down your arm.
US: These cups are terrible. As soon as you pick it up it goes all squashy and leaks water on your arm.
[1425] (diff score: 6)
UK: I don't agree with drinking from dubious containers!
US: I don't agree with drinking from dubious containers, thanks.
[1480] (diff score: 6)
UK: No thanks.
US: Hey thanks, but no thanks.
[1496] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's a toilet.
US: My gosh! It's a toilet!
[1692] (diff score: 6)
UK: Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
US: Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
[1867] (diff score: 6)
UK: No.
US: No chance.
[2019] (diff score: 6)
UK: I never could do those wretched things! Stupid waste of time!
US: I never could do those wretched things! Stupid waste of time! Hate 'em, Hate 'em, Hate 'em!
[2112] (diff score: 6)
UK: Wire Rats. They're deadly you know. They chew cables. If one of them took a liking to your shop, before you knew it all these TV's could be useless.
US: Wire rats! They're deadly. You know they chew cables. If one of them took a liking to your shop, before you knew it all these TVs could be useless!
[2174] (diff score: 6)
UK: Got the sneaky thing!
US: Got the sneaky little thing!
[2175] (diff score: 6)
UK: The little rat's trapped in there. He looks a little angry.
US: The little rat's trapped in there. He looks angry. Sorry.
[2309] (diff score: 6)
UK: A nodding bird toy, very popular in the 1970's.
US: A nodding bird toy, very popular in the 70's.
[2432] (diff score: 6)
UK: Very nice!. I could get to like working here.
US: Oh yeah, very nice!. I could get to like working here.
[2481] (diff score: 6)
UK: I think this is the only shop in the street that's still doing business.
US: I think this is the only shop in the entire street that's still doing business.
[2526] (diff score: 6)
UK: Walking traffic cones. Erm... very useful!
US: Walking traffic cones. Umm... very useful!
[2579] (diff score: 6)
UK: Awarded to Brian Deluge for best-selling CD's. Must be a black-market chart system?
US: Awarded to Brian Deluge for best-selling CD's. Must be a black-market chart  system? No Joke.
[2716] (diff score: 6)
UK: Sure did, kid. For a split second there I thought it was a real rat!
US: Sure did, Son. For a split second there I thought it was a real rat!
[2742] (diff score: 6)
UK: RAY: Great chunks of, er... *FOOD*. Lovely *FOOD*. You know you want to buy some? Oh GOD!
US: Great chunks of, er... *FOOD*. Lovely *FOOD*. You know you want to buy  some? Oh!
[2785] (diff score: 6)
UK: Wrapped *FOOD*
US: Wrapped Frozen *FOOD*
[2890] (diff score: 6)
UK: Sure you do. Heather told me....
US: Sure you do. Good ol' Heather told me....
[2952] (diff score: 6)
UK: Let me see it...
US: Let me see that.
[3013] (diff score: 6)
UK: I need him here to act as a diversion. If I can get the thing to bark!
US: I need him here to act as a diversion. If I can get the damn thing to bark! Bark, Damn it! Bark!
[3074] (diff score: 6)
UK: Yes, it has a special secret ingredient left to me by the previous occupiers of my apartment.
US: Yes, it has a special ingredient left to me by the previous occupiers of my apartment.
[3131] (diff score: 6)
UK: She appears a little crazy!
US: She appears a little crazy! Cuckoo, Cuckoo!
[3157] (diff score: 6)
UK: This towel's good for keeping things hot or cool. Terrific insulation properties.
US: Now this is a towel. This towel's good for keeping things hot or cool. Terrific insulation  properties.
[3201] (diff score: 6)
UK: Hey, get away from there, Fat Boy! No one but Waste Engineers are allowed to use that!
US: Hey, get away from there! No one but Waste Engineers are allowed to  use that!
[3228] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's mine!
US: Oh yeah, it's mine!
[3238] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's one of the air conditioning ducts that pipe dry, stale air around the building.
US: It's one of the air conditioning ducts that pipe dry, stale air around the  building. Fun, huh?
[3260] (diff score: 6)
UK: Well there's the Mall back up there, but I've no way to climb out of here!
US: Well there's the Mall back up there, but I have no way to climb out of here!
[3277] (diff score: 6)
UK: A little stool. I'm sure it's a godsend to this strange guy.
US: A little stool. I'm sure it's a godsend to this strange cat.
[3314] (diff score: 6)
UK: The cradle runs up and down these to get at the windows.
US: Well, the cradle runs up and down these to get to the windows.
[3463] (diff score: 6)
UK: The one in the picture, right over there on the wall. I wouldn't like to be in his shoes if THEY nail him, eh?
US: The one in the picture, right over there on the wall. I wouldn't like to be in  his shoes if THEY nail him, hmmm?
[3530] (diff score: 6)
UK: Far too heavy!
US: Way too heavy!
[3548] (diff score: 6)
UK: So bad that you forgot about the list I gave you? Kent, quit day-dreaming and.... ACHIEVE!
US: So bad that you forgot about the list I gave you? Come on Kent, quit day dreaming  and.... ACHIEVE!
[3588] (diff score: 6)
UK: Yes, he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or something. He tends to resent new members. That' why we only have, er.... three to be exact.
US: Yes, he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or  something. He tends to resent new members, anyway. That' why we only have, er....  three to be exact.
[3732] (diff score: 6)
UK: Far too heavy!
US: Way too heavy!
[3758] (diff score: 6)
UK: This leads back into the corridor.
US: Oh cool. This leads back into the corridor.
[3774] (diff score: 6)
UK: They're attached to the tube!
US: Oh whoa. They're attached to the tube!
[3867] (diff score: 6)
UK: They just lead up to the wall of this big old dumpster. There doesn't look like there's any way in.
US: Well, they just lead up to the wall of this big old dumpster. There doesn't look  like there's any way in to me.
[4027] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's a waste grinder. Could be useful. Looks like someone was repairing it.
US: Oh yeah. It's a waste grinder. Could be useful. Looks like someone was repairing it.
[4057] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's a little plastic bag containing yellow flakes. The tag says: "Paint with damping properties, developed by underground movement. Collected at crime scene MINT Mall."
US: It's a plastic bag containing yellow flakes. The tag says: "Paint with  damping properties, developed by underground movement. Collected at crime  scene MINT Mall."
[4125] (diff score: 6)
UK: Ah! These things must connect up into a huge network running all around the building. This one has 'Delivery' written on it.
US: Ah! These things must connect up into a huge network running all around the  building. This one has 'Delivery' written all over it.
[4166] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's smashed. That's what I call break-dancing!
US: It's smashed. That's what I like to call break-dancing!
[4319] (diff score: 6)
UK: Do it!
US: Do that!                
[4425] (diff score: 6)
UK: Dai will wait for you on the roof in one of his cradles. He will bring you safely down to earth.
US: Dai will wait for you up on the roof in one of his cradles. He will bring you  safely back down to earth.
[4428] (diff score: 6)
UK: No. I have made a few alterations to Norm 2782's uniform. It will be a perfect disguise. When you leave, you must wear it.
US: No, no. I've made a few alterations to Norm 2782's uniform. It will be a perfect  disguise. When you leave, you have to wear it.
[4450] (diff score: 6)
UK: The cell door. Looks like no one around here is dense enough to leave 'em unlocked. What's wrong with a bit of inefficiency? I always seem to get by with it.
US: The cell door. Looks like no one around here is dense enough to leave 'em  unlocked. What's wrong with a bit of inefficiency? I always seem to get by  with plenty of it.
[4463] (diff score: 6)
UK: Humph! No it won't break. I need to give it a really good smack with something. It's begging for punishment.
US: Humph! No it won't break. I need to give it a really good smack with  something. It's begging for punishment. Hurt me... hurt me... hurt me!
[4476] (diff score: 6)
UK: I need to get it out of the bench first.
US: Uh, Yeah?! I need to get it out of the bench first.      
[4552] (diff score: 6)
UK: HURRY, will ya? I have to go stand in the corridor some more.
US: HURRY! I have to go stand in the corridor some more.
[4681] (diff score: 6)
UK: You want me to dance on it?!
US: What do you want me to do, dance on it?!
[4688] (diff score: 6)
UK: You think I should add to this already monstrous clutter?
US: You think I should add to this already monstrous clutter? I don't think so!
[4754] (diff score: 6)
UK: I'm not eating them!
US: I'm not eating 'em!
[5107] (diff score: 6)
UK: I think the toxic containers will be enough for Heather's experiment. There's not much gas left in this anyway.
US: I think the toxic containers will be enough for Heather's experiment. There's  not much gas left in it anyway.
[5203] (diff score: 6)
UK: I don't want that boy!
US: I don't want that boy! I dont't want it!
[5248] (diff score: 6)
UK: That's OK. I don't want to stop here longer than I have to.
US: That's cool. I don't want to stop here longer than I have to.
[5324] (diff score: 6)
UK: I guess this is carrying ideas out to the Mood Filter.
US: I guess this is carrying ideas out into the Mood Filter.
[5490] (diff score: 6)
UK: That metal brace is damn useful.
US: That metal brace is just so damn useful.
[5527] (diff score: 6)
UK: No.
US: No chance.
[5579] (diff score: 6)
UK: Here goes... Got to be quick!
US: Here goes... Got to be quick! Got to be Speedy!
[5594] (diff score: 6)
UK: Er, hi. Is that you in there Saul?
US: Er, Yeah....?. Is that you in there, Saul?
[5604] (diff score: 6)
UK: I am inside a microwave oven. Its properties have protected me from the convergent thought beams. Otherwise I would have been cooked up years ago.
US: I'm inside a microwave oven, man. Its properties have protected me from the  convergent thought beams. Otherwise I would have been cooked up years ago.
[5707] (diff score: 6)
UK: A scientist up there was real surprised when I asked him about those gizmos. Something real fishy is happening with those.
US: Thanks. A scientist up there was real surprised when I asked him about those gizmos.  Something real fishy is happening with those.
[5728] (diff score: 6)
UK: The data then goes through one of the Mood Filters, like the one we were in Kent. Then it is sent on to the Mood Magnet proper, a machine too complicated to recreate.
US: The data then goes through one of the Mood Filters, like the one we were in  Kent. Then it is sent on to the Mood Magnet, a machine too complicated  to recreate.      
[5743] (diff score: 6)
UK: Kinda makes warped Kent-sense!
US: Kinda makes warped Kent-sense, I guess.
[5753] (diff score: 6)
UK: Good luck, lad, good luck!
US: Good luck, man.
[5809] (diff score: 6)
UK: They went to destroy a couple more of those substations, son. Complete the edges then fill in the middle. That's my mum's jigsaw formula. Sorry, I'm slipping away again. My mind isn't as keen as it used to be.
US: They went to destroy a couple more of those substations, Son. Complete the  edges then fill in the middle. That's my Mom's jigsaw formula. Sorry, I'm  slipping away again. My mind isn't as keen as it used to be.
[5838] (diff score: 6)
UK: But what should I do?
US: But... but how? Why? What should I do?
[5863] (diff score: 6)
UK: Saul has another theory. It concerns the Pollutotron. That huge smoke belching structure you passed on the roof of the Ordinary Outpost, just before our beloved founder Dai nearly gave his life for our cause.
US: No, Saul has another theory. It concerns the Pollutotron. You know? That huge smoke belching structure you passed on the roof of the Ordinary Outpost, just before our  beloved founder Dai nearly gave his life for our cause.
[5877] (diff score: 6)
UK: It will let the rest of the world see what has been going on beneath that pall of soot that has hung over the city for so long. It will also remind the people what the Sun looks like, and the beneficial properties it possesses.
US: Oh look. It will let the rest of the world see what has been going on beneath that pall  of soot that has hung over the city for so long. And it will also remind the  people what the Sun looks like, and the beneficial properties it possesses.
[5959] (diff score: 6)
UK: It's firmly attached to the wall.
US: It's attached to the wall.
[5995] (diff score: 6)
UK: This wall section looks a little suspicious.
US: This wall section looks a little tad bit suspicious.
[6121] (diff score: 6)
UK: Get out Saul! I'll get Dai!
US: Get out Saul! I'll get Dai! Let's go!
[6202] (diff score: 6)
UK: Far too heavy!
US: Way too heavy!
[6238] (diff score: 6)
UK: I won't be needing these.
US: Sorry, won't be needing these.
[6460] (diff score: 6)
UK: This is where that bed is getting its juice from.
US: This is where that bed is getting it's juice from.
[349] (diff score: 5)
UK: But this IS a TV station?
US: But this IS a TV station, is it not?
[896] (diff score: 5)
UK: I don't think that would do any good.
US: I don't think that would do any good at all.
[913] (diff score: 5)
UK: It's good to be home again.
US: Ohhhh, it's good to be home again.
[1273] (diff score: 5)
UK: It's bolted to the wall.
US: Check it. It's bolted to the wall.
[1346] (diff score: 5)
UK: I don't have a use for this right now.
US: Sorry, I don't have a use for this right now.
[1731] (diff score: 5)
UK: Nothing new here! Call that news?
US: Nothing new here! You call that news? Ha!
[1809] (diff score: 5)
UK: I'm not tall enough to reach it.
US: Sorry, I'm not tall enough to reach it.
[1814] (diff score: 5)
UK: Uh-huh!
US: Ut-uh!
[1856] (diff score: 5)
UK: This looks like a real sophisticated piece of equipment. It's a fully automated broadcast console. It makes sure stuff happens when it's supposed to.
US: This looks like a real sophisticated piece of equipment. It's a fully  automated broadcast console. It makes sure stuff happens right when it's supposed  to.
[2028] (diff score: 5)
UK: I'd love to play, but we've got more important tasks ahead.. right?
US: I'd love to play, but we've got much more important tasks ahead.. right'o?!
[2200] (diff score: 5)
UK: Hi, I'm a little stuck up in the control room. Can you tell me the password for the Edit Computer?
US: Hi there, I'm a little stuck up in the control room. Can you tell me the password  for the Edit Computer?
[2214] (diff score: 5)
UK: Hey, my name's Harry Zontal. I've seen a few ads for a job in the Test Department here. It seems like the dream ticket I've been waiting for! Could you send Mr. Brinkler to see me please?
US: Hey there, my name's Harry Zontal. I've seen a few ads for a job in the Test  Department here. It seems like the dream ticket I've been waiting for! Could  you send Mr. Brinkler to see me please?
[2272] (diff score: 5)
UK: Excuse me, Mr. Waste Engineer, Sir?
US: Excuse me there, Mr. Waste Engineer, Sir?
[2418] (diff score: 5)
UK: Someone's ripped the plug of this wire.
US: Someone's ripped the plug off this wire.
[2467] (diff score: 5)
UK: Some say these trees are haunted! Whooooooo!!
US: Some say these trees are haunted! Whooooooo!! Whooooooo! Scary!!
[2490] (diff score: 5)
UK: Lots of  mindless stuff to make watching TV more bearable. Sorry, I don't buy it!
US: Lots of mindless stuff to make watching TV more bearable. Sorry, I don't buy  it dudes!
[2584] (diff score: 5)
UK: Cool! I love the REAL Axe Guitar!
US: Cool! I love the REAL Ax Guitar!
[2597] (diff score: 5)
UK: I don't know who to look up.
US: I don't know who to look up. Do you?
[2715] (diff score: 5)
UK: Oh boy, did I give you a shock, you big thick lunk?
US: Oh no, did I give you a shock, you big thick lunk?
[2865] (diff score: 5)
UK: Hey! Get away from there, Citizen! Our glorious leader did not design this beautiful sculpture to be used as a climbing frame. I will NOT stand around and watch you defile it with your cheap footwear.
US: No, no, no! Get away from there, Citizen! Our glorious leader did not design this  beautiful sculpture to be used as a climbing frame. I will NOT stand around  and watch you defile it with your cheap footwear.
[2912] (diff score: 5)
UK: Yeah, I hear ya.
US: Yeah buddy, I hear ya.
[2927] (diff score: 5)
UK: BRIAN: OK, Kenty, just go ahead and help yourself! You've got no manners and no understanding. And no mates!
US: OK, Kenty, just go ahead and help yourself! You've got no manners and  no understanding. And no mates!
[2940] (diff score: 5)
UK: I h..hate the Norms! They locked me up, just for whistling a cool tune in the street. It was a Brian Deluge track.
US: I hate the Norms, dude! They just locked me up, just for whistling a cool tune in the street. It was a Brian Deluge track.
[3066] (diff score: 5)
UK: Don't worry about that boy. The only things that need warming are my heart and hands. How about a nice warm beverage?
US: Oh don't you worry about that boy. The only things that need warming are my heart and  hands. How about a nice warm beverage?
[3121] (diff score: 5)
UK: Say, do you know what this throbbing, whirry thing is?
US: Say there, do you know what this throbbing, whirry thing is?
[3193] (diff score: 5)
UK: I think it needs power to be of any use.
US: I think it needs power to be of any use at all.
[3218] (diff score: 5)
UK: I don't really need it now I've got that guard out of the way.
US: I don't really need it now I've got that guard out of my way.
[3291] (diff score: 5)
UK: I'm not planning on doing that much shopping.
US: Sorry, I'm not planning on doing that much shopping.
[3301] (diff score: 5)
UK: That's disgusting!
US: Yo, that is disgusting!
[3309] (diff score: 5)
UK: This is Dai's cradle. He left in a hurry!
US: This is Dai's cradle. He left in a major hurry!
[3439] (diff score: 5)
UK: They're very locked.
US: They are very locked.
[3525] (diff score: 5)
UK: They're part of the machine.
US: They're part of the machine. We're all part of the machine.
[3543] (diff score: 5)
UK: Hi
US: Hi there.
[3660] (diff score: 5)
UK: I think all the equipment in this room is controlled from here.
US: I think all the equipment in this room is controlled from right here.
[3687] (diff score: 5)
UK: Greetings, fellow Friend of Paul.
US: Greetings there, fellow Friend of Paul.
[3873] (diff score: 5)
UK: Aha! I always collect coupons, but alas this is stuck fast!
US: Ah! I always collect coupons, but alas this is stuck fast!
[3894] (diff score: 5)
UK: Interesting. This Rock and Roll music evidently turns people into savages. Send him back to the Processing Floor in the tube and I will send for a fresh subject.
US: Interesting. This Rock and Roll music evidently turns people into savages.  Send him back to Processing in the tube and I will send for a fresh subject.
[3925] (diff score: 5)
UK: It appears to be locked.
US: Sorry, it appears to be locked.
[3943] (diff score: 5)
UK: I don't think it would be a good idea to put him here. That fiendish scientist would find him. Where can I put him?
US: I don't think it would be a good idea to put him here. That fiendish scientist  would find him. Where can I put him, dudes?
[3950] (diff score: 5)
UK: That won't do any good!
US: That won't do any good, at all.
[4109] (diff score: 5)
UK: Use the buttons!
US: Use the buttons dudes.
[4149] (diff score: 5)
UK: It's a big red mushroom of a button. There's a little sign next to it with "Over Ride" written on it.
US: It's a big red mushroom of a button. There's a little sign next to it with  "Over Ride" written all over it.
[4152] (diff score: 5)
UK: I can't now. It's stuck in.
US: I can't now. It's stuck in there.
[4167] (diff score: 5)
UK: I should be able to climb through...
US: I should be able to climb right through...
[4201] (diff score: 5)
UK: "Drooping"? Strange word. What kind of context are we talking here?!
US: "Drooping?" Strange word. What kind of context are we talking about here?!
[4208] (diff score: 5)
UK: "Normal". Terrible word! Almost as bad as brain-dead!
US: "Normal." Terrible word! Almost as bad as dead!
[4284] (diff score: 5)
UK: Still no luck. They're super cold!
US: Still no luck. They're super duper cold!
[4307] (diff score: 5)
UK: Hey, Norm!
US: Hey there, Norm!
[4361] (diff score: 5)
UK: Uh-huh! I'm not going near him!
US: I'm not going near him!
[4412] (diff score: 5)
UK: Well we think that we MIGHT know where a man is who COULD help us out with this problem. Your note was a clue.
US: Well we think that we MIGHT know where a man is who COULD help us out with  this problem. Your note was a great clue.
[4423] (diff score: 5)
UK: It makes more sense for you to do it on your own, Kent. You stand more chance of succeeding. It's bound to work because it's exactly what the Norm's least expect.
US: Oh man. It makes more sense for you to do it on your own, Kent. You stand more chance  of succeeding. It's bound to work because it's exactly what the Norm's least expect.
[4566] (diff score: 5)
UK: I need to enter a code to use it.
US: Sorry, I need to enter a code to use it.
[4584] (diff score: 5)
UK: No thanks.
US: No thanks dudes.
[4663] (diff score: 5)
UK: I can't reach it from here. If I had a bit more length, I think I could.
US: I can't reach it from here. If I had a bit more length, I could.
[4923] (diff score: 5)
UK: Hey Dai! Great to see you. How are ya?
US: Hey Dai! Great to see you. How are ya, buddy?
[4998] (diff score: 5)
UK: This is where they put dirty trays and stuff to get them clean.
US: This is where they put dirty trays and stuff to get them clean. Soaky!
[5073] (diff score: 5)
UK: You seem a little shifty Norm!
US: Ooooo. You seem a little shifty Norm!
[5149] (diff score: 5)
UK: Here's that drum I dumped in the river at the factory. Looks like the current brings things here. That's lady luck for you!
US: Here's that drum I dumped in the river at the factory. Looks like the current  brings things here. That's lady luck for ya!
[5181] (diff score: 5)
UK: I need some rope to tie things together.
US: I need some rope to tie these things together.
[5224] (diff score: 5)
UK: I can't use that!
US: Right! I can't use that!
[5266] (diff score: 5)
UK: It appears to be locked.
US: Sorry, it appears to be locked.
[5386] (diff score: 5)
UK: This is beautiful. Sturdy and solid, well balanced. What a dedicated guy Brian is, he built this himself.
US: This is beautiful. Sturdy and solid, well balanced. What a dedicated guy Brian  is, he built this all by himself.
[5411] (diff score: 5)
UK: BANZAI!! Frenzied axe attack time!
US: BANZAI!! Frenzied ax attack time!
[5444] (diff score: 5)
UK: Still too heavy.
US: Sorry, still too heavy.
[5453] (diff score: 5)
UK: I'm not sure that will do any good.
US: I'm not sure that will do any good at all.
[5454] (diff score: 5)
UK: Yeah, I can probably pick the lock with my axe!
US: Yeah, I can probably pick the lock with my ax!
[5456] (diff score: 5)
UK: Axe
US: Ax
[5463] (diff score: 5)
UK: Come out from down there, whoever you are! Being underground is NOT Normal! I can wait all day!
US: All right, come out from down there, whoever you are! Being underground is NOT Normal! I can wait all day!
[5571] (diff score: 5)
UK: I should be able to squeeze through here...
US: I should be able to squeeze right through here...
[5626] (diff score: 5)
UK: I can walk through it.
US: I can walk right through it.
[5681] (diff score: 5)
UK: Not possible.
US: Sorry! Not possible.
[5683] (diff score: 5)
UK: Let me out!
US: Let me out, dudes!
[5749] (diff score: 5)
UK: There should be a strange noise when you are near one. It sounds a little like this...
US: There should be a strange noise when you're near one. It sounds a little like  this...
[5941] (diff score: 5)
UK: More trash. Ho-hum.
US: More trash. Ho-hum. Ho-hum. Bored, bored, bored.
[5989] (diff score: 5)
UK: It's bolted to the wall.
US: Check it, it's bolted to the wall.
[6028] (diff score: 5)
UK: Excuse me, Leader Paul. I have important duties to attend to.
US: Excuse me there, Leader Paul. I have important duties to attend to.
[6045] (diff score: 5)
UK: That, Norm, is a secret to which you are not privy. Get to your work and keep out of trouble or your life will become... over!
US: That is a secret that you are not privy to, Norm. Get to your work and keep out of  trouble or your life will become... over!
[6122] (diff score: 5)
UK: Leave me Kent. I'm old. We got what we came for. Now GO!
US: Leave me Kent. I'm old. We got what we came for.  	               
[6141] (diff score: 5)
UK: What the F...!
US: What the Heck!
[6154] (diff score: 5)
UK: Furniture testers have no use for this kind of stool!
US: Furniture testers have no use for this kind of stool! Get it??
[6317] (diff score: 5)
UK: Whoa, not looking too good there Saul. You OK?
US: Whoa, not looking too good there Saul. You OK there buddy?
[6485] (diff score: 5)
UK: Looks like a dangerous piece of electronics. This place is full of gizmos!
US: Looks like a dangerous piece of electronics. This place is full of wacky gizmos!
[63] (diff score: 4)
UK: (Norm outside): Turn that TV right back on, you hear? I'll be in if you don't! Stay Normal!
US: (Norm outside): Turn that TV right back on! I'll be in if you don't! Stay Normal!
[188] (diff score: 4)
UK: There's nowhere to insert it!
US: There's just nowhere to insert it!
[296] (diff score: 4)
UK: Er... I don't know what's on it. The orders came from... er... Mr. Nystalux himself!
US: Er...Well, I don't know what's on it. The orders came from... er... Mr. Nystalux  himself!
[361] (diff score: 4)
UK: Er... no, but I do have a very important video tape.
US: Er... no, but I do have a very important video.
[668] (diff score: 4)
UK: What from here? Get real!
US: What from here? Yeah! Get real!
[820] (diff score: 4)
UK: Get real!
US: Yeah, get real!      
[841] (diff score: 4)
UK: If I took that off the wall, there'd be a faded patch for sure.
US: Yeah. If I took that off the wall, there'd be a faded patch for sure.
[907] (diff score: 4)
UK: Pick the lock? I guess I can do that. I'm a resourceful guy...
US: Pick the lock? I guess I can do that. I'm a resourceful type a guy...
[955] (diff score: 4)
UK: What kind of stuff did you find?
US: Well, what kind of stuff did you find?
[1087] (diff score: 4)
UK: Hmmm... Where should I go? I think I have a map on me somewhere...
US: Where should I go? I think I have a map on me somewhere...
[1103] (diff score: 4)
UK: Today's show will go live to the entire city. No hitches, right?!
US: Today's show will go live in the entire city. No hitches, right?!
[1255] (diff score: 4)
UK: These are no good to anyone now!
US: Well these are no good to anyone now!
[1292] (diff score: 4)
UK: What can I do with a shrub?
US: What can I do with a shrub? Yeah?!
[1310] (diff score: 4)
UK: Get real!
US: Yeah, get real!
[1312] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'm not drinking from that dirty thing!
US: Yeah?! I'm not drinking from that dirty thing!
[1340] (diff score: 4)
UK: Get real!
US: Yeah, get real!
[1380] (diff score: 4)
UK: Get real!
US: Yeah, get real!
[1385] (diff score: 4)
UK: I have no use for it.
US: I just have no use for it.
[1436] (diff score: 4)
UK: What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it?
US: What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it? Cool.
[1441] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't use the case, and I can't get to that debris inside.
US: I can't use the case and I can't get to the debris inside.
[1450] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's no good without that current receiver.
US: It's just no good without that current receiver.
[1470] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's a weighing machine. The SMALLEST weight is 250 pounds!
US: It's a weighing machine. The smallest weight is 250 pounds ...whoa!
[1491] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's Mr. Greedy, the Test Department's mascot.
US: Whoa, it's "Mr. Greedy", the test department's mascot.
[1517] (diff score: 4)
UK: It won't budge.
US: It just won't budge!
[1546] (diff score: 4)
UK: Corny - an electricity meter in a power station!
US: Corny, an electricity meter in a power station. Yeah!        
[1549] (diff score: 4)
UK: What do I do with them?
US: Whoa, what do I do with them?
[1585] (diff score: 4)
UK: Who do you think I am? Atlas?!
US: Yeah! Who do you think I am? Atlas?!
[1614] (diff score: 4)
UK: OK, I can unscrew it. Ow! It's hot!
US: OK, I can unscrew it. Ow! That's hot!
[1741] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't do that.
US: I can not do that.
[1752] (diff score: 4)
UK: They're shut. Just like everything else in this street!
US: They're shut. Just like everything else in this damn street!
[1841] (diff score: 4)
UK: Down we go...
US: Yeah, down we go...
[1926] (diff score: 4)
UK: I probably could in this swampy ground, but I won't.
US: I probably could in this swampy ground, but I just won't.
[1981] (diff score: 4)
UK: What does this place sell?
US: Whoa! What does this place sell?
[2007] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't be bothered to unravel it.
US: I just can't be bothered to unravel it.
[2034] (diff score: 4)
UK: That's a boring chair. Must be an early prototype.
US: Well, that's a boring chair. Must be an early prototype.
[2052] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'm not a checkout girl! Sorry... checkout PERSON!
US: I'm not a checkout girl! Sorry... I mean...checkout PERSON!
[2072] (diff score: 4)
UK: Thanks!
US: Yeah?! Thanks!              
[2113] (diff score: 4)
UK: They're pretty useless now. Go away and let me watch TV.
US: They're pretty useless now. Just go away and let me watch TV.
[2176] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'm not letting him escape yet.
US: I'm not letting him escape just yet.
[2225] (diff score: 4)
UK: Show him through then.
US: Show him through.
[2264] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'll be on my way then.  Cheer up. It might never happen.
US: I'll be on my way then. Cheer up. It might never happen, dude.
[2280] (diff score: 4)
UK: So you grind it all up?
US: Yeah, so you grind it all up?
[2283] (diff score: 4)
UK: How, totally hypothetically of course... how would I get into one of those dumpsters?
US: How then, totally hypothetically of course... how then would I get into one of those  dumpsters?
[2286] (diff score: 4)
UK: Why would I have to go through in pieces? Is there no way of turning these machines off?
US: Well, why would I have to go through in pieces? Is there no way of turning these  machines off?
[2296] (diff score: 4)
UK: May I ask how you came by that knowledge, citizen? That is highly sensitive information. We are here to STOP the people of the city discovering that!
US: May I ask how you came by that knowledge, citizen? That is highly sensitive  information. We are here to STOP the people of the city from discovering that!                
[2319] (diff score: 4)
UK: Get real!
US: Yeah! Get real!
[2323] (diff score: 4)
UK: What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it?
US: What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it? Cool.
[2436] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'd love to check it out, but I can't reach up there.
US: I'd love to check it out, but I just can't reach up there.
[2441] (diff score: 4)
UK: A pot of petunias. The interior design in this room is faultless.
US: Whoa, a pot of petunias. The interior design in this room is faultless.
[2461] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't break through with my bare hands. If I had something heavier...
US: Well, I can't break through with my bare hands. If I had something heavier.
[2475] (diff score: 4)
UK: I don't need them.
US: Yeah?! I don't need them.
[2477] (diff score: 4)
UK: I don't collect film posters.
US: I don't collect film posters. Yawn, yawn, yawn!
[2478] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'd have to peel it off the wall, and I can't be bothered.
US: I'd have to peel it off the wall, and I just can't be bothered.
[2551] (diff score: 4)
UK: No way!
US: No way, Jose!
[2587] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'm not into boring paperwork!
US: I'm not into boring paperwork! Yuck!
[2657] (diff score: 4)
UK: First impressions aren't always what they seem to be my good friend. In fact, sometimes they're the total opposite of what they appear.
US: Well, first impressions aren't always what they seem to be my good friend. In fact,  sometimes they're the total opposite of what they appear.
[2685] (diff score: 4)
UK: I haven't the time or interest to read them.
US: Well, I haven't the time or interest to read them.
[2761] (diff score: 4)
UK: Argh!! Go away will ya! I ain't happy! Sob! Sob!
US: Sob!! Go away will ya! I ain't happy! Sob! Sob! Go, go, go, go, go.
[2763] (diff score: 4)
UK: It seems to me that...
US: It seems to me dude that...
[2822] (diff score: 4)
UK: Hmmm... I just can't seem to make it work.
US: I just can't seem to make it work.
[2832] (diff score: 4)
UK: The belt is holding the buttons down.
US: The belt is holding the buttons down. Yeah!
[2834] (diff score: 4)
UK: Hey! That's cool! This thing has its own auto-siphon facility. Should be filled in no time!
US: Hey! That's cool! That thing has its own auto-siphon facility. Should be  filled in no time!
[2848] (diff score: 4)
UK: Thank you for showing concern, Mr. Norm. I could have swallowed that and choked! The city is a safer place with guys like you standing around in it all day.
US: Thank you for showing concern, Mr. Norm. I could have swallowed that and choked! The city is a much safer place with guys like you standing around in it all day.
[2925] (diff score: 4)
UK: What a nice piece of solid-state! I thought these were illegal and banned by Paul Nystalux.
US: What a piece of solid-state! I thought these were illegal and banned by  Paul Nystalux.
[2953] (diff score: 4)
UK: So, it might be true!
US: Whoa. So, it might be true!
[3004] (diff score: 4)
UK: Yes! Go lil' doggy, go!
US: Yes! Go lil' doggy, go! Ruff, ruff!
[3029] (diff score: 4)
UK: I don't want an empty bin!
US: Yeah?! I don't want an empty bin!
[3033] (diff score: 4)
UK: I need a disc player to play it.
US: Well, I need a disc player to play it.
[3065] (diff score: 4)
UK: What do you need, Dai? I have lots of stuff inside. How about a nice cushion? It must be hard sitting on that cold metal all the time?
US: Well, what do you need, Dai? I have lots of stuff inside. How about a nice cushion?  It must be hard sitting on that cold metal all the time?
[3093] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's been like this for nearly thirty years. Since just before I began my new life in this cradle.
US: Well it's been like this for nearly thirty years. Since just before I began my new  life in this cradle.
[3113] (diff score: 4)
UK: They seem to. No one complains. I just keep myself personal up here.
US: Well they seem to. No one complains. I just keep myself personal up here.
[3127] (diff score: 4)
UK: Does he stand around here all day?
US: Does he just stand around here all day?
[3139] (diff score: 4)
UK: He looks extremely important.
US: Well, he looks extremely important.
[3147] (diff score: 4)
UK: He looks totally fed up with life.
US: He just looks totally fed up with life.
[3168] (diff score: 4)
UK: I think he needs it more than I do.
US: I think he needs it more than I do, yeah.
[3214] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's a little cardboard box.
US: Whoa, it's a little cardboard box.
[3275] (diff score: 4)
UK: I haven't got time to sit down.
US: I haven't got time to sit down, yeah.
[3318] (diff score: 4)
UK: The window to my apartment.
US: Whoa! The window to my apartment.
[3419] (diff score: 4)
UK: Curious choice of iconography.  I wonder if Saul can shed some light on that? When I find him, that is.
US: Curious choice of iconography. I wonder if Saul can shed some more light on that?  When I find him, that is.
[3425] (diff score: 4)
UK: What secrets lie beyond here?
US: Whoa, what secrets lie beyond here?
[3440] (diff score: 4)
UK: (DOOR): Norm 2782, you have been placed under House Arrest pending Paul's judgement. Make yourself useful and get away from the doors. You are making the place look a little untidy. If you haven't already done so, report to the main desk.
US: Norm 2782, you have been placed under House Arrest pending Paul's  judgement. Make yourself useful and get away from the doors. You are making  the place look a little untidy. If you haven't already done so, report to the  main desk.
[3465] (diff score: 4)
UK: Who are THEY? Who is going to nail that ugly subversive skinroll?
US: Who are THEY? Who is ever going to nail that ugly subversive skinroll?
[3511] (diff score: 4)
UK: I might just be able to bore someone with it later.
US: Well, I might just be able to bore someone with it later.
[3524] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't do that.
US: I can not do that.
[3535] (diff score: 4)
UK: Oh, Knutson! I didn't, I'm at work, dummy! And I always look gnarly man. That's my job as guru and mentor of the revolution.
US: No, Knutson! I didn't, I'm at work, dummy! And I always look gnarly man.  That's my job as guru and mentor of the revolution.
[3569] (diff score: 4)
UK: Brian doesn't actually do anything. He's more of a spiritual member of the group. He guides us with his thoughts and music.
US: Well a... Brian doesn't actually do anything. He's more of a spiritual member of the  group. He guides us with his thoughts and music.
[3580] (diff score: 4)
UK: See ya soon, boy. I wish I was coming with ya.
US: Yeah see ya soon, boy. I wish I was coming with ya.
[3585] (diff score: 4)
UK: You must paint the sculpture in the Mall next. It's vitally important for my theories and research.
US: Kent, you must paint the sculpture in the Mall next. It's vitally important for my  theories and research.
[3603] (diff score: 4)
UK: Try to apply yourself, Kent. I know you are capable. Good luck.
US: Try to apply yourself, Kent. I know you are capable. Good luck dude.
[3645] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's a model of a head. Clearly someone round here has the motto: "To improve yourself, get a head"!
US: Whoa, it's a model of a head. Clearly someone round here has the motto: "To improve  yourself, get a head!"
[3683] (diff score: 4)
UK: There might be a way, but I don't know what it is.
US: There might be a way, but I just don't know what it is.
[3746] (diff score: 4)
UK: I've had enough of those thing for one game!
US: I've had enough of those thing for one game! Yeah.
[3778] (diff score: 4)
UK: A capsule has arrived.
US: Whoa. A capsule has arrived.
[3809] (diff score: 4)
UK: What's the point?
US: What's the point, dude?
[3876] (diff score: 4)
UK: I wonder where this leads to?
US: Whoa! I wonder where this leads to?
[3936] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't do that.
US: I can not do that.
[3969] (diff score: 4)
UK: I don't see anywhere to use it around here.
US: Well, I don't see anywhere to use it around here.
[3970] (diff score: 4)
UK: What with?
US: Yeah, What with?
[3998] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's broken.
US: Oh, It's so broken.
[4000] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's a broken down engine.
US: Well, It's a broken down engine.
[4025] (diff score: 4)
UK: It seems to be broken.
US: Oh no, it seems to be broken.
[4033] (diff score: 4)
UK: There they go. The Norms no longer have my fingerprints!
US: There they go. The Norms no longer have my fingerprints, yeah!
[4054] (diff score: 4)
UK: This is one of the dogs I used at the Mall. Someone is really on my trail!
US: Whoa. This is one of the dogs I used at the Mall. Someone is really on my trail!
[4115] (diff score: 4)
UK: Nothing's happening. Where's the capsule?
US: Nothing's happening. Where's the damn capsule?
[4128] (diff score: 4)
UK: These buttons work the thing.
US: Whoa, these buttons work the thing.
[4145] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can hear a weird buzzing coming from inside, almost exactly as weird as the noise that gizmo from the furniture made, but I can't be sure.
US: Whoa, I can hear a weird buzzing coming from inside, almost exactly as weird as the  noise that gizmo from the furniture made, but I can't be sure.
[4234] (diff score: 4)
UK: It reads, "New Mood Filter Arrival Imminent." I have a strange sinking feeling.
US: It reads, "New Mood Filter Arrival Imminent." I have a very strange sinking  feeling.
[4263] (diff score: 4)
UK: Now it says, "Population Idea Filtration in Progress. South River Furniture Transmissions under scrutiny". It makes no sense.
US: Now it says, "Population Idea Filtration in Progress. South River Furniture  Transmissions under scrutiny." It makes no sense to me.
[4291] (diff score: 4)
UK: How in hell could I do that?!
US: Yeah?! How in hell could I do that?!
[4333] (diff score: 4)
UK: No way! I don't want to go back in there. Gourd overload!
US: No way! I don't want to go back in there. Gourd overload, dude!
[4337] (diff score: 4)
UK: It seems to be automated.
US: Whoa! It seems to be automated.
[4346] (diff score: 4)
UK: There's nothing on the tray at the moment. It can't be feeding time yet.
US: There's nothing on the tray at the moment. It just can't be feeding time yet.
[4404] (diff score: 4)
UK: Cool! Welcome aboard.
US: Cool! Welcome aboard dude.
[4417] (diff score: 4)
UK: He is, and somehow he knows about our group.
US: Yeah, he is, and somehow he knows about our group.
[4420] (diff score: 4)
UK: The next thing YOU do is infiltrate the Ordinary Outpost and liberate Saul. His knowledge would be invaluable at this time.
US: Well, the next thing YOU do is infiltrate the Ordinary Outpost and liberate Saul.  His knowledge would be invaluable at this time.
[4441] (diff score: 4)
UK: He has a piece of fire extinguisher lodged in his head, Kent. Although his condition is serious, he's in surprisingly high spirits. These Norms must be hard men indeed.
US: Well, he has a piece of fire extinguisher lodged in his head, Kent. Although his  condition is serious, he's in surprisingly high spirits. These Norms must be  hard men indeed.                
[4449] (diff score: 4)
UK: There's no way out through there at the moment.
US: There's no way out through here at the moment.
[4455] (diff score: 4)
UK: Who are they trying to kid? I bet most lard-asses sleep with their heads under the *FOOD* nozzle.
US: Yeah?! Who are they trying to kid? I bet most lard-asses sleep with their heads under  the *FOOD* nozzle.
[4467] (diff score: 4)
UK: This bench looks like it was replaced yesterday.
US: This bench looks like it was replaced only yesterday.
[4579] (diff score: 4)
UK: No way! They're probably alive with creepy crawlies!
US: No way! They're probably alive with creepy crawlies dude!
[4589] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't do that.
US: I can not do that.
[4630] (diff score: 4)
UK: Everything, Love! Everything! I see everything. But don't worry, we won't be using the meatier shots.
US: Everything! I see everything. But don't worry, we won't be using the meatier  shots.
[4632] (diff score: 4)
UK: I'll get back to my duties then. Make sure you get my best side.
US: Well, I'll get back to my duties then. Make sure you get my best side.                
[4661] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't, it's locked at the moment. I don't have the keys.
US: I can't, it's locked at the moment. I just don't have the keys.
[4669] (diff score: 4)
UK: This baby's locked.
US: Oh no, this baby's locked.
[4678] (diff score: 4)
UK: A well-made cell door.
US: A very well made cell door.
[4708] (diff score: 4)
UK: This sounds interesting...
US: Cool. This sounds interesting.
[4749] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's some kind of foot pedal.
US: Well it's some kind of foot pedal.
[4766] (diff score: 4)
UK: I could never use such an innocent creature!
US: Well, I could never use such an innocent creature!
[4774] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's totally useless.
US: Whoa! It's totally useless.
[4793] (diff score: 4)
UK: Impossible!
US: Impossible! Yeah?!
[4928] (diff score: 4)
UK: I have a better idea: I'll leave it where it is!
US: I have a better idea: I'll just leave it where it is!
[4962] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't escape this tube!
US: I just can't escape this tube!
[4963] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't escape this tube!
US: I just can't escape this tube!
[4980] (diff score: 4)
UK: Wow! They're arcing energy across to one another now. Every hair on my body is standing on end!
US: Wow! They're arcing energy across to one another now. Every hair on my body is  standing on end! Cool!
[5007] (diff score: 4)
UK: What a huge belt! Must belong to one of the testers judging by the stretch marks.
US: Whoa! What a huge belt! Must belong to one of the testers judging by the stretch  marks.
[5096] (diff score: 4)
UK: It doesn't appear to be locked from this side. Convenient!
US: It doesn't appear to be locked from this side. Very Convenient!
[5111] (diff score: 4)
UK: When I'm finished, I'm gonna tell my Agent to get me some safer games!
US: Whoa! When I'm finished, I'm gonna tell my Agent to get me some safer games!
[5117] (diff score: 4)
UK: Jump in the river!
US: Okay, jump in the river!
[5122] (diff score: 4)
UK: What? Drink it all?!
US: What? Drink it all?! Yeah!
[5140] (diff score: 4)
UK: Float! Float to freedom!
US: Float! Float to freedom! Float away...Float, Float.
[5154] (diff score: 4)
UK: I don't have anything to put this stuff in.
US: I don't have anything to put this stuff in, dude.
[5155] (diff score: 4)
UK: I couldn't push it, let alone lift it.
US: Yeah! I couldn't push it, let alone lift it.
[5282] (diff score: 4)
UK: OK, I've, er... borrowed them.
US: OK, I've, er... well... I borrowed them.
[5323] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't do that.
US: I can not do that.
[5345] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's architecture. Architecture is HEAVY, dude!
US: It's architecture. Architecture is HEAVY!
[5367] (diff score: 4)
UK: More weird floaty things, like the ones in the Mood Filter. They feel a little warm.
US: More weird floaty things, they look like ones in the Mood Filter. They feel a little  warm.
[5393] (diff score: 4)
UK: OW! These things are just not going to let me past!
US: OW! Damn, these things are just not going to let me past!
[5468] (diff score: 4)
UK: I could stand on it?
US: I could stand on it? Stand by Me.
[5488] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's keeping that slab depressed.
US: Oh no... It's keeping that slab depressed.
[5493] (diff score: 4)
UK: Yes, I can slip through now.
US: Yes, I can just slip through now.
[5519] (diff score: 4)
UK: I really have no use for them.
US: I really have just no use for them.
[5546] (diff score: 4)
UK: What? Shall I bury myself in it?!
US: What? Shall I bury myself in it?! Yeah?!
[5556] (diff score: 4)
UK: There is no use for burned electronics!
US: There is just no use for burned electronics!
[5588] (diff score: 4)
UK: No, I have to take it back to Saul's body.
US: No, I have to take it back to Saul's body. Yeah?!!
[5597] (diff score: 4)
UK: Again, Kent?
US: Again?
[5599] (diff score: 4)
UK: Why? Why have I gone mad? I was always such a stable man.
US: Why? Why have I gone mad? I was always like such a stable man.
[5614] (diff score: 4)
UK: Yes, I have absorbed so much information that I will immediately download into any available mind. You must protect your own mind by putting me inside something protective.
US: Yes, I have absorbed so much information that I will immediately download into  any available mind. You must protect you own mind by putting me inside  something protective.
[5619] (diff score: 4)
UK: How do I get us out of the sewers? I seem to have accidentally entombed us down here for eternity.
US: Well, how do I get us out of the sewers? I seem to have accidentally entombed us  down here for eternity.
[5627] (diff score: 4)
UK: This leads into the stadium.
US: Whoa, this leads into the stadium.
[5733] (diff score: 4)
UK: Just before the Great Shake Up.
US: Yeah, just before the Great Shake Up.
[5735] (diff score: 4)
UK: When everything in the city changed. Dai knows all about it, bless his soul.
US: Yeah, when everything in the city changed. Dai knows all about it, bless his soul.
[5784] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't get past.
US: I just can't get past.
[5785] (diff score: 4)
UK: The nails are too strong.
US: The nails are too damn strong.
[5804] (diff score: 4)
UK: Where have the others gone, Saul?
US: Where have the others gone?
[5821] (diff score: 4)
UK: I did it. Is Brian still out there?
US: Well, I did it. Is Brian still out there?
[5864] (diff score: 4)
UK: What about it?
US: Yeah, what about it?
[5869] (diff score: 4)
UK: This new deodorant increases sweat dispersion by up to 50%. It's been tested thoroughly on fish, with more than satisfactory results.
US: This new deodorant increases sweat dispersion by up to 50%. It has been tested  thoroughly on fish, with more than satisfactory results.
[5913] (diff score: 4)
UK: Great Kent! You seem to have everything. I'll get to work right away. There's no time to waste.
US: Whoa, great Kent! You seem to have everything. I'll get to work right away. There's  no time to waste.
[5915] (diff score: 4)
UK: Everyone! I remembered what I couldn't! I have a backup of my mind in my labs. It will be somewhere under the stadium. Someone must go and get it. Restore me back to my original condition and I could be a great help.
US: Everyone! I remembered what I couldn't! I have a backup of my mind in my labs.  They will be somewhere under the stadium. Someone must go and get it. Restore  me back to my original condition and I could be a great help.
[5919] (diff score: 4)
UK: I knew you would say that.
US: I just knew you would say that.
[5930] (diff score: 4)
UK: Not right now, boy. I'm a-thinking.
US: Not right now, boy. Man, I'm thinking.
[5963] (diff score: 4)
UK: What's the point?
US: What's the point, dude?
[5966] (diff score: 4)
UK: What's the point?
US: What's the point, dude?
[6102] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't think of much to write about. Besides, I have no ink substitute.
US: Well I can't think of much to write about. Besides, I have no ink substitute.
[6113] (diff score: 4)
UK: That's the end of that one.
US: Well that's the end of that one.
[6151] (diff score: 4)
UK: I could dish the dirt on someone?
US: I could dish the dirt on someone? Yeah!!
[6219] (diff score: 4)
UK: I have no use for it right now.
US: I just have no use for it right now.
[6231] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's the other half of that rope.
US: Whoa! It's the other half of that rope.
[6241] (diff score: 4)
UK: Great idea of mine using that pipe!
US: Great idea of mine using that pipe, YEAH !
[6244] (diff score: 4)
UK: Get real!
US: Yeah, get real!
[6323] (diff score: 4)
UK: How can I fix these goggles?
US: Whoa, how can I fix these goggles?.
[6397] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's been broken, but it's far too small for me to climb through!
US: It's broken, but it's far too small for me to climb through!
[6405] (diff score: 4)
UK: I have no source of power.
US: Dude, I have no source of power.
[6412] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's already to go now.
US: Yeah! It's already to go now.
[6428] (diff score: 4)
UK: It's humming softly, suggesting that it's using power.
US: Well, it's humming softly, suggesting that it's using power.
[6447] (diff score: 4)
UK: I wonder what these switches do?
US: I wonder what these here switches do?
[6453] (diff score: 4)
UK: I can't eat frozen *food* - I'll break my teeth!
US: I can't eat frozen *FOOD* - I'll break my teeth! Yeah?!
[6461] (diff score: 4)
UK: One of the drawers is open. It saves wear and tear on the...er... mechanism.
US: One of the drawers is open. It saves wear and tear on the...uh... mechanism.
[6475] (diff score: 4)
UK: Not if I ever want to walk upright again!
US: Yeah?! Not if I ever want to walk upright again!
[6487] (diff score: 4)
UK: There appears to be no other way of using it other than to point your eyes at it!
US: Well there appears to be no other way of using it other than to point your eyes at  it!
[6490] (diff score: 4)
UK: Not down there, I can't.
US: Oh no! Not down there, I... I can't.
[62] (diff score: 3)
UK: (Norm outside): Mister! Turn that TV on. Listen and obey!
US: (Norm outside): Hey Mister! turn that TV on. Listen and obey!
[941] (diff score: 3)
UK: PLEASE, call me Tiddler. Everyone around here does. It helps to create the kind of "Working family atmosphere" you'll come to appreciate. Now, tell me why did you apply for this job? What have you got to offer us?
US: PLEASE, call me Tiddler. Everyone around here does. It helps to create the  kind of "Working family atmosphere" you'll come to appreciate. Now, tell me  why did you apply for this job and what have you got to offer us?        
[1355] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh. It looks delicate.
US: Uh-Uh. It looks delicate.
[1361] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh! It's useless now, thanks to me playing Einstein!
US: Uh-Uh! It's useless now, thanks to me playing Einstein!
[1388] (diff score: 3)
UK: That would look cool in my kitchen.
US: That would look too cool in my kitchen.
[1392] (diff score: 3)
UK: "For an electrifying evening in front of the TV.." What? This is a joke, right? They can't make electric chairs?
US: For an electrifying evening in front of the T.V....what? This is a joke right? They can't make electric chairs!
[1411] (diff score: 3)
UK: I'd pick her up any day!
US: I'd pick her up any day, any way.
[1434] (diff score: 3)
UK: What for?
US: Huh, what for?
[1530] (diff score: 3)
UK: I'm not peeling that off the wall!
US: I am not peeling that off the wall.
[1541] (diff score: 3)
UK: Yes, a coin will just roll in here nicely. There she goes...
US: Yes, a coin will just roll in here nicely; and there she goes.
[1652] (diff score: 3)
UK: No thanks.
US: Thanks, but no thanks.
[1658] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh! I don't want to cause any damage!
US: Uh-uh! I don't want to cause any damage!      
[1855] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh. This looks too important!
US: Uh-uh. This looks too important!
[1901] (diff score: 3)
UK: VT2 EMPTY - INSERT TAPE
US: VT2 EMPTY - INSERT THE TAPE
[1902] (diff score: 3)
UK: VT2 TAPE LOCK ENGAGED
US: VT2 TAPE LOCK AND ENGAGED
[1930] (diff score: 3)
UK: I won't bother, thanks.
US: I won't bother, but thanks.
[2084] (diff score: 3)
UK: Ah, go right through Mr. Zontal.
US: Ah yes, go right through Mr. Zontal.
[2118] (diff score: 3)
UK: What for? Oh, never mind, wait here, I'll go and find it...
US: What for? Oh, never mind, wait here, I'll go find it.                  
[2352] (diff score: 3)
UK: It looks too heavy.
US: It looks way too heavy.
[2380] (diff score: 3)
UK: I value my fingers too much for that!
US: I value my fingers way too much for that!
[2444] (diff score: 3)
UK: No. I need it here to power the bed.
US: No. I need it here to power the bed. Duh!
[2499] (diff score: 3)
UK: I've seen sad old men standing here watching these for hours.
US: I've seen sad old men standing here watching these for hours and hours and hours.
[2536] (diff score: 3)
UK: I'm not touching it, it's probably alarmed.
US: I am not touching it, it's probably alarmed.
[2537] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh... that's theft.
US: Uh-uh... that's theft.
[2578] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh. I bet Brian is proud of these.
US: Uh-uh. I bet Brian is proud of these.
[2629] (diff score: 3)
UK: This here's a tow-away zone. Pack up  your bait box and high tail it!
US: Hey! This here's a tow-away zone. Pack up your bait box and high tail it!
[2668] (diff score: 3)
UK: Can't say I've heard of the boy, Son. Is he one of those new wave authors? One of those guys who don't know how to write properly?
US: Can't say I've heard of the boy, Son. Is he one of those new wave authors? You know, one  of those guys who don't know how to write properly?
[2730] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh. No way!
US: Uh-uh. No way!
[2739] (diff score: 3)
UK: RAY: Yum. This is, er... Sea munchies. Things from the ocean, lovely cod, lovely fish.... yummy, sob, sob!
US: Yum. This is, er... Sea munchies. Things from the ocean, lovely cod,  lovely fish.... yummy, sob, sob!
[2796] (diff score: 3)
UK: It's useless now.
US: Huh, it's useless now.
[2819] (diff score: 3)
UK: Aha! That should do the trick.
US: That should do the trick.
[2838] (diff score: 3)
UK: Excuse me, Mr. Norm, Sir?
US: Excuse me, Mr. Norm, Sir man?
[2853] (diff score: 3)
UK: That is sensitive information, Citizen! I am not at liberty to tell you that I have passed all safety tests and pretend emergency simulations. Nor would I tell you if you asked.
US: That is sensitive information, Citizen! I'm not at liberty to tell you that I  have passed all safety tests and pretend emergency simulations. Nor would I  tell you if you asked.
[2891] (diff score: 3)
UK: Yes, what DID she tell you, man?
US: Yes, what DID she tell you?
[2910] (diff score: 3)
UK: What can you tell me about your subversive group, Bri?
US: What can you tell me about your subversive group?
[2959] (diff score: 3)
UK: I think you have the wrong guy. I'm no revolutionary, just a simple-minded day dreamer who longs for change, who longs to do something other than watch TV.
US: I think you have the wrong guy. I'm no revolutionary, just a simple-minded day  dreamer who longs for change, who longs to do something other than watch TV all day.
[3061] (diff score: 3)
UK: Hey, less of the 'old' prefix please. Name's Dai. If I were to take you down, what would you do in return?
US: Hey, less of the 'old' prefix please. Name's Dai. And if I were to take you down,  what would you do in return?
[3107] (diff score: 3)
UK: But the pall of soot has been up there for as long as I can remember.
US: But the pall of soot has been up there as long as I can remember.
[3125] (diff score: 3)
UK: Better to be crazy than lazy, boy. I'll say au revoir because I've a feeling I'll see you again soon. You have a spark I haven't seen for ages.
US: Better to be crazy than lazy, boy. I'll say au revoir because I've got a feeling  I'll see you again soon. You have a spark I haven't seen for ages.                    
[3176] (diff score: 3)
UK: It's too heavy!
US: It's way too heavy!
[3183] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh!
US: Uh-uh!
[3190] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh! If I lie down there, I'll never get up again!
US: Uh-uh! If I lie down there, I'll never get up again!
[3236] (diff score: 3)
UK: There's no way I'm climbing in there. Besides, I get a little claustrophobic.
US: There's no way I'm climbing in there. Besides, I get a little claustrophobic, heh heh.
[3269] (diff score: 3)
UK: It's way too heavy!
US: Way too heavy!
[3271] (diff score: 3)
UK: If I strike a match, I might be able to see a way out of here.... let's see...
US: If I strike a match, I might be able to see a way out of here.... let's see... Can I see? I see. I can see.
[3276] (diff score: 3)
UK: I don't want it, thanks.
US: I don't want it, but thanks.
[3290] (diff score: 3)
UK: Is there a secret gardener on the premises?
US: Hey, is there a secret gardener on the premises?
[3295] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh! Messing with Norm property is bad for your health!
US: Uh-uh! Messing with Norm property is bad for your health!
[3355] (diff score: 3)
UK: What a strange thing. It gives off weird noises that make me feel really weird!
US: What a strange thing. It gives off weird noises that make me feel really  weird! How weird.
[3506] (diff score: 3)
UK: I can read it.
US: I can read it. duh!
[3526] (diff score: 3)
UK: These must be the things that were shouting those orders earlier. Weird!
US: These must be the things that were shouting those orders out earlier. Weird!
[3654] (diff score: 3)
UK: It's way too heavy!
US: Way too heavy!
[3794] (diff score: 3)
UK: I don't need this door, I could use the broken window.
US: I don't need this door, but I could use the broken window.
[3840] (diff score: 3)
UK: They're mine.
US: They're mine, they're mine, they're all mine!.
[3875] (diff score: 3)
UK: Free Norm Snax! Whoa! Let me at 'em!
US: Hey! Free Norm Snax! Whoa! Let me at 'em!
[4041] (diff score: 3)
UK: Hey, it looks like it was made to fit! Lucky, huh?!
US: Hey, it looks like it was made to fit! Lucky.
[4173] (diff score: 3)
UK: Nice lighting, but I suspect there's more to it than that. That noise sounds chillingly familiar too.
US: Nice lighting, but I suspect there's more to it than that. That noise sounds  chillingly familiar.
[4255] (diff score: 3)
UK: What the hell are these?! Whoa, I can feel every hair on my body straightening out and standing on end! This is great!
US: What the hell are these?! Whoa, I can feel every hair on my body straightening  out and standing on it's end! This is great!
[4268] (diff score: 3)
UK: It says, "Component Active". I hope it's not referring to the people inside!
US: Now it says, "Component Active." I hope it's not referring to the people inside!
[4277] (diff score: 3)
UK: Hardly!
US: Hardly! Huh!
[4415] (diff score: 3)
UK: It's from Saul, not-quite-dead twin brother of Leader Paul.
US: It's from Saul, the not-quite-dead twin brother of Leader Paul.
[4763] (diff score: 3)
UK: What for? I guess I could stick it on the outside of my front door!
US: What for? I guess I could stick it on the outside of my front door! Hmm...
[4884] (diff score: 3)
UK: What do you want me to do, blow in it?
US: What do you want me to do now, blow in it?
[4932] (diff score: 3)
UK: Nah, it's too heavy!
US: It's too heavy!
[4982] (diff score: 3)
UK: I have a feeling these things have uses that I just don't understand yet.
US: I have a feeling these things have uses that I just don't understand.
[5377] (diff score: 3)
UK: I can't use them, they aren't real!
US: I can't use them, they aren't real....duh!
[5578] (diff score: 3)
UK: That would not be a good idea at all, friend. I have absorbed so much information that I will download within seconds of being removed from a protective environment.
US: That would not be a good idea at all, friend. See I have absorbed so much  information that I will download within seconds of being removed from a  protective environment.
[5700] (diff score: 3)
UK: Great! I knew we could do it. That guy probably sleeps very poorly these days. We're quite a team, huh?
US: Great! I knew we could do it. That guy probably sleeps very poorly these days.  Hey, we're quite a team, huh?
[5730] (diff score: 3)
UK: If Paul can't make another, where is the original?
US: If Paul can't make another, where's the original?
[5788] (diff score: 3)
UK: A spanner. Functional, nothing too impressive.
US: It's a spanner. Functional, nothing too impressive.
[5800] (diff score: 3)
UK: Finished already?
US: Finished already, man?
[5815] (diff score: 3)
UK: No really, but I've just had this tremendous idea for some slippers with headlights on the front. No more stubbing your toes in the dark! It could seriously improve countless people's Q-O-L.
US: No really, but I've just had this tremendous idea for some slippers with  headlights on the front. No more stubbing your toes in the dark, get it?! It could  seriously improve countless people's Q-O-L.
[5860] (diff score: 3)
UK: There is no discernible difference. Everything seems pretty much as it was before.
US: No, there's no discernible difference. Everything seems pretty much as it was  before.
[5950] (diff score: 3)
UK: Hiya, Kent.
US: Hey! Hiya, Kent.                      
[6047] (diff score: 3)
UK: What's so important about a mall?
US: What is so important about a mall?
[6199] (diff score: 3)
UK: Uh-huh! I have a healthy respect for electricity!
US: Uh-uh! I have a healthy respect for electricity!
[6261] (diff score: 3)
UK: What do you think you're doing, bozo?
US: Hey what do you think you're doing, bozo?
[6324] (diff score: 3)
UK: I can't fix them, Kent. I have no tools. There must be some batteries around here somewhere.
US: I can't fix them Kent, I have no tools, duh. There must be some batteries around  here somewhere.
[6369] (diff score: 3)
UK: I worry about the younger generation, Kent. I didn't know what it was until I was thirty.
US: I worry about the younger generation Kent, I didn't know what it was for until  I was thirty.
[6415] (diff score: 3)
UK: My raft! Cool!
US: My raft! How cool!
[6495] (diff score: 3)
UK: I got it. Kinda heavy.
US: I got it. Kinda heavy...but I got it.
[67] (diff score: 2)
UK: (Norm outside): Turn that TV on, Mister! You're only making it worse for yourself. Do you want to go back to the pen?
US: (Norm outside): Turn that TV on mister! You're only making it worse for  yourself. You want to go back to the pen?
[187] (diff score: 2)
UK: That's funny! The door still won't open! I wonder what's behind and how I can get in?
US: That's funny! The door still won't open! I wonder what's behind it and how I can  get in?
[251] (diff score: 2)
UK: I've got to go unlock that hasp first!
US: I've got to unlock that hasp first!
[292] (diff score: 2)
UK: Excuse me, Mr. Johnson? Er... I don't want to take up much of your time, but...
US: Excuse me, Mr. Johnson? I don't want to take up much of your time,  but...
[1178] (diff score: 2)
UK: Simply program in the amount of sleep you require, turn it on and let the bed do the rest. You'll sleep like a log and awaken fresh and ready for the great day ahead!
US: Simply program the amount of sleep you require, turn it on, and let the bed do the rest. You'll sleep like a log and awaken fresh and ready for the great day ahead.
[1247] (diff score: 2)
UK: No thanks, it's surprisingly heavy.
US: Oh, no thanks, it's surprisingly heavy.
[1322] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's riveted to the fridge, and that's FAR too heavy!
US: It's riveted to the fridge, and that is FAR too heavy!
[1397] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's locked.
US: It's so locked.
[1476] (diff score: 2)
UK: What for?
US: Wh... what for?
[1478] (diff score: 2)
UK: "Wish you were here"
US: Wi...wish you were here.
[1515] (diff score: 2)
UK: No thanks.
US: Oh, no thanks.
[1584] (diff score: 2)
UK: I don't want to touch that.
US: Ew! I don't want to touch that.
[1810] (diff score: 2)
UK: This could lead somewhere useful. Trouble is, I can't reach it!
US: This could lead somewhere useful. Trouble is, I can't reach.
[1859] (diff score: 2)
UK: There's a tape locked inside it.
US: There's a tape locked inside.
[1917] (diff score: 2)
UK: No thanks. It might bite. It looks positively user-hostile!
US: Oh, no thanks. It might bite. It looks positively user-hostile!
[2132] (diff score: 2)
UK: I'm new and I don't have a badge. But  I have a very important t...
US: I'm new and I don't have a badge. But I do have a very important t...
[2140] (diff score: 2)
UK: Please let me in! You'll get into trouble with your superiors.
US: Oh please. Please let me in! You'll get into trouble with your superiors.
[2203] (diff score: 2)
UK: I am solely responsible for what is broadcast. If I were to give it out, all sorts of subversive material could be aired. I'd be in deep.
US: I am solely responsible for what is broadcast. If I were to give it out, all  sorts of subversive material could be aired. I'd be in deep do do.
[2206] (diff score: 2)
UK: I keep it very close to my heart. You might not be subversive but you sure look weird. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you the password.
US: I keep it very close to my heart, OK. You might not be subversive but you sure  look weird. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you the password.
[2241] (diff score: 2)
UK: No, Son. You came here to destruct test furniture. If its fish you want, try the M.I.N.T. Mall. I hear they're having a sale at the moment.
US: Oh no no, Son. You came here to destruct test furniture. If its fish you want, try  the M.I.N.T. Mall. I hear they're having a sale at the moment.
[2250] (diff score: 2)
UK: I don't know. I never really thought about that. All I know is that since the day when his brother died, Paul has been interested in furniture. That's when he took over the company's affairs.
US: Oh, I don't know. I never really thought about that. All I know is that since the  day when his brother died, Paul has been interested in furniture. That's when  he took over the company's affairs.                      
[2299] (diff score: 2)
UK: I wish I could be like him. He's so, er.... Rock and Roll.
US: I wish I could be like him. He's so... Rock and Roll.
[2389] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's a model of the Statue of Liberty. A cheesy, unwanted gift, no doubt.
US: It's a cheesy model of the Statue of Liberty. An unwanted gift, no doubt.
[2427] (diff score: 2)
UK: I can't carve anything that's intricate.
US: Oh I can't carve anything that's intricate.
[2505] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's locked.
US: It's so locked.
[2515] (diff score: 2)
UK: I don't need plastic plants.
US: I don't need no plastic plants.
[2516] (diff score: 2)
UK: I don't need plastic plants!
US: I don't need no plastic plants!
[2908] (diff score: 2)
UK: There aren't any speakers. Boss took them to stop me airing my stuff.
US: There aren't any speakers. Boss took them to stop me airing me stuff.
[2950] (diff score: 2)
UK: I have heard of the Blue Pens place. There are many conflicting opinions about them. A lot of speculation as to what Paul is keeping there. Some say that he hides a great secret there.
US: I have heard of the Blue Pens. There are many conflicting opinions about them. A lot of speculation as to what Paul is keeping in that place. Some say he hides a great secret there.
[2956] (diff score: 2)
UK: I will tell you if you prove your worth to our cause. You must perform two subversive tasks which will help me with my research, ultimately leading to REVOLUTION!
US: I'll tell you if you prove your worth to our cause. You must perform two  subversive tasks which will help me with my research, ultimately leading to  REVOLUTION!
[3047] (diff score: 2)
UK: I don't want to start a fire here, do I?
US: I don't want to start a fire here, or do I?
[3089] (diff score: 2)
UK: Dai?
US: Yo Dai?
[3115] (diff score: 2)
UK: Why did you start a new life in this cradle?
US: So why did you start a new life in this cradle?
[3198] (diff score: 2)
UK: I think I'm talking to myself.
US: I think I'm talking to myself. I am! I am talking to myself.
[3200] (diff score: 2)
UK: These things chew up all of the garbage before it gets thrown out into the dumpsters.
US: These things chew up all the garbage before it gets thrown out into the  dumpsters.
[3205] (diff score: 2)
UK: OK, I have them at last!
US: OK, I have them at last! Ha ha!
[3331] (diff score: 2)
UK: That's done it. I've broken it!
US: Oh, that's done it. I've broken it!
[3552] (diff score: 2)
UK: Get... a... life!
US: OK. Get... a... life!
[3566] (diff score: 2)
UK: Well we'll have four if you manage to succeed in your tasks. So hurry, and the revolution could be happening tomorrow.
US: Well we'll have four if you manage to succeed in your tasks. So hurry up, and the  revolution could be happening tomorrow.
[3584] (diff score: 2)
UK: I'm a huge fan.
US: Oh, I'm a huge fan.
[3668] (diff score: 2)
UK: Brian CD's. They have a sticker on them saying "CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE". Inspirational choice of album name: "ZEN THROBB".
US: Brian CD's. Oh, they have a sticker on them saying "CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE."  Inspirational choice of album name: "ZEN THROBB."
[3694] (diff score: 2)
UK: No.
US: Oh, No.
[3716] (diff score: 2)
UK: Pardon?
US: Pardon me?
[3723] (diff score: 2)
UK: Not with this window in the way.
US: Oh, not with this window in the way.
[3815] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's locked.
US: It's so locked.
[3916] (diff score: 2)
UK: He's slumped nicely in the capsule. I'll soon have him out of the way.
US: Oh he's slumped nicely in the capsule. I'll soon have him out of the way.
[3948] (diff score: 2)
UK: I'm not sure about that.
US: I'm not so sure about that.
[4030] (diff score: 2)
UK: Now they will never know the secret of the special Mood Magnet Blocking Formula.
US: Oh now they will never know the secret of the special Mood Magnet Blocking  Formula.
[4066] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's just one of those boring old computers.
US: Oh, it's just one of those boring old computers.
[4067] (diff score: 2)
UK: Here goes...
US: Here it goes...
[4163] (diff score: 2)
UK: This rope goes right down to ground level, and the pulley looks sturdy enough.
US: This rope goes right down to ground level, and the pulley, it looks sturdy enough.
[4386] (diff score: 2)
UK: So you have an idea then?
US: So you do have an idea then?
[4391] (diff score: 2)
UK: So you have an idea then?
US: So you do have an idea then?
[4496] (diff score: 2)
UK: I seem to have created a primitive message delivery machine. A note on a stick.
US: I seem to have created a primitive message delivery machine. Ha...a note on a  stick.
[5078] (diff score: 2)
UK: This guy is beginning to bug me!
US: This guy is beginning to bug me, ha-ha!
[5121] (diff score: 2)
UK: I'm not prepared to swim. Some of the fish in there have more heads than Mount Rushmore!
US: I'm not prepared to swim. Some of the fish in there have more heads than Mount  Rushmore! Ha ha!
[5208] (diff score: 2)
UK: These lead into the park.
US: Oh, these lead into the park.
[5457] (diff score: 2)
UK: OK. I got it. I feel a lot safer down here already.
US: I got it. I feel a lot safer down here already.
[5508] (diff score: 2)
UK: I've got no use for smashed drawers.
US: Oh no...I've got no use for smashed drawers.
[5642] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's locked.
US: It's so locked.
[5933] (diff score: 2)
UK: Hmmm... a CD of a one-man clap band! Er... great!
US: Hmmm... a CD of a one-man clap band! Great?!
[5997] (diff score: 2)
UK: I can't reach it.
US: I can't reach.
[6009] (diff score: 2)
UK: It's a cog. I think it fell off of that engine up there...
US: It's a cog. I think it fell off that engine up there...
[6229] (diff score: 2)
UK: Damn Norms took the other half! They didn't spot this half though.
US: Damn Norms took the other half! They didn't spot this half though. Ha ha ha!
[6360] (diff score: 2)
UK: Er, something protective I'd say. If it's as dangerous as he makes out, you don't want to be touching it.
US: Er, something protective I'd say, if it's as dangerous as he makes out you  don't want to be touching it do you?
[6499] (diff score: 2)
UK: An old data safe. Or UNSAFE judging by its present condition!
US: An old data safe. Or UNSAFE judging by its present condition...ha..ha!
[72] (diff score: 1)
UK: Oh man, that TV's turned itself off again. I've just got to find a way to keep it on.
US: Oh man, that TV turned itself off again. I've just got to find a way to keep  it on.                    
[2991] (diff score: 1)
UK: Got one!
US: I Got one!
[4039] (diff score: 1)
UK: There's still one cog missing.
US: There' still one cog missing.
[4939] (diff score: 1)
UK: It appears that someone can't spell 'dull'. Dumb and boring. I'm glad I don't work here!
US: It appears that someone can't spell 'dull'. Dumb and boring. Glad I don't  work here!
[4977] (diff score: 1)
UK: Yeah, I can reach right across the hall with this extension. There, I think Saul just took it.
US: Yeah, I can reach right across the hall with this extension. There, I think  Saul just took it. Right-o.
[5202] (diff score: 1)
UK: Hmmm.... I can't seem to make it work!
US: Hmmm.... can't seem to make it work!
[5610] (diff score: 1)
UK: I am inside this oven. I am considerably smaller than it.
US: I'm inside this oven. I am considerably smaller than it.
[5793] (diff score: 1)
UK: I am using it, as a means to make that Norm use the sprayer he confiscated.
US: I am using it, as a means to make that Norm use the sprayer he's confiscated.
[6167] (diff score: 1)
UK: I got it.
US: Got it.      
[6497] (diff score: 1)
UK: I can't, it's broken.
US: I can't, it's-a-broken.