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@ -31,361 +31,351 @@ Scrolling through `diff-subtitles-uk-us.txt`, some themes emerge:
### Less British ### Less British
[2771] (diff score: 15) ##### [2771] (diff score: 15)
UK: Fruit Croppers **UK:** Fruit Croppers
US: Fruit Hedgers **US:** Fruit Hedgers
[710] (diff score: 13) ##### [710] (diff score: 13)
UK: Tarpaulin **UK:** Tarpaulin
US: Tent **US:** Tent
[3357] (diff score: 14) ##### [3357] (diff score: 14)
UK: I don't fancy getting in there! **UK:** I don't fancy getting in there!
US: I don't think I'll be getting in there! **US:** I don't think I'll be getting in there!
[2905] (diff score: 15) ##### [2905] (diff score: 15)
UK: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right? **UK:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summat or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
US: Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right? **US:** Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow something or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
[2627] (diff score: 12) ##### [2627] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty! **UK:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm tall at the age of thirty!
US: Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 17 inches tall at the age of thirty! **US:** Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 17 inches tall at the age of thirty!
[233] (diff score: 28) ##### [233] (diff score: 28)
UK: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice! **UK:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice!
US: RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent! **US:** RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... Whoa!!! What was that stuff? It was Potent!
[3297] (diff score: 12) ##### [3297] (diff score: 12)
UK: I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment! **UK:** I have no use for rubbish. There's enough of it in my apartment!
US: I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment! **US:** I have no use for trash. There's enough of it in my apartment!
[1404] (diff score: 7) ##### [1404] (diff score: 7)
UK: Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"? **UK:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like "Kent wuz ere"?
US: Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here." **US:** Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it like, "Kent wuz here."
[4968] (diff score: 7) ##### [4968] (diff score: 7)
UK: Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad. **UK:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now lad.
US: Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude. **US:** Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now dude.
[4969] (diff score: 7) ##### [4969] (diff score: 7)
UK: Two more now. Brave Lad! **UK:** Two more now. Brave Lad!
US: Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude! **US:** Two more now. Brave dude! Brave dude!
##### [2813] (diff score: 108)
**UK:** Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.
**US:** This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
[2813] (diff score: 108)
UK: Sheesh!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.
US: This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
### More Attitude ### More Attitude
``` ##### [1762] (diff score: 31)
[1762] (diff score: 31) **UK:** I'd rather have a kick in the teeth!
UK: I'd rather have a kick in the teeth! **US:** Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
US: Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
[3361] (diff score: 14) ##### [3361] (diff score: 14)
UK: Can't we go and do something more exciting? **UK:** Can't we go and do something more exciting?
US: Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what? **US:** Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what?
[1790] (diff score: 15) ##### [1790] (diff score: 15)
UK: The shop's open now. **UK:** The shop's open now.
US: The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool! **US:** The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool!
[5533] (diff score: 15) ##### [5533] (diff score: 15)
UK: This stuff is totally smashed. **UK:** This stuff is totally smashed.
US: This stuff is smashed to the Max. **US:** This stuff is smashed to the Max.
[3996] (diff score: 13) ##### [3996] (diff score: 13)
UK: Are you determined to give me a hernia? **UK:** Are you determined to give me a hernia?
US: Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia? **US:** Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia?
[1333] (diff score: 12) ##### [1333] (diff score: 12)
UK: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! **UK:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here!
US: I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage! **US:** I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage!
[2502] (diff score: 12) ##### [2502] (diff score: 12)
UK: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. **UK:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too.
US: Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus. **US:** Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus.
[1341] (diff score: 100) ##### [1341] (diff score: 100)
UK: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! **UK:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet!
US: I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!! **US:** I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!!
[202] (diff score: 130)
UK: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!
US: Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
[5366] (diff score: 70) ##### [202] (diff score: 130)
UK: It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up? **UK:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!
US: Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain! **US:** Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
[3638] (diff score: 10)
UK: It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
US: Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
```
### Confused About Which Direction To Turn The British/American Dial ##### [5366] (diff score: 70)
**UK:** It's an intangible lattice of light, man! How can I pick it up?
``` **US:** Catch a clue, dude! It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain!
[2392] (diff score: 29)
UK: Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are?
US: Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is?
[206] (diff score: 15)
UK: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera.
US: He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centered off-camera.
[1524] (diff score: 68) ##### [3638] (diff score: 10)
UK: Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?! **UK:** It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
US: Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it? **US:** Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
[5391] (diff score: 13)
UK: Totally Trashed Guitar
US: Pretty Trashed Guitar
[5598] (diff score: 7) ### Confused About Which Direction To Turn The British/American Dial
UK: Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
US: Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
```
### Not Incorrect Enough ##### [2392] (diff score: 29)
**UK:** Gnarly drums! I wonder where the rest of them are?
``` **US:** Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of it is?
[2653] (diff score: 12)
UK: Is it a mean streak a mile wide?
US: Is it a mean strike a mile wide?
[6460] (diff score: 6) ##### [206] (diff score: 15)
UK: This is where that bed is getting its juice from. **UK:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centred off-camera.
US: This is where that bed is getting it's juice from. **US:** He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centered off-camera.
[1379] (diff score: 7) ##### [1524] (diff score: 68)
UK: Mother told me not to play with electricity! **UK:** Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters. What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?!
US: A mother always told me not to play with electricity! **US:** Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? Utter rubbish...get it?
[4039] (diff score: 1) ##### [5391] (diff score: 13)
UK: There's still one cog missing. **UK:** Totally Trashed Guitar
US: There' still one cog missing. **US:** Pretty Trashed Guitar
[1558] ##### [5598] (diff score: 7)
UK: They're too tough to break into. **UK:** Yeah, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
US: There too tough to break into. **US:** Yes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
```
### Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit
``` ### Not Incorrect Enough
[1319] (diff score: 31)
UK: Uh-huh. Leave The King alone.
US: Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
[5374] (diff score: 32) ##### [2653] (diff score: 12)
UK: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. **UK:** Is it a mean streak a mile wide?
US: All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?! **US:** Is it a mean strike a mile wide?
[6175] (diff score: 32) ##### [6460] (diff score: 6)
UK: I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer. **UK:** This is where that bed is getting its juice from.
US: Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This! **US:** This is where that bed is getting it's juice from.
[1268] (diff score: 31) ##### [1379] (diff score: 7)
UK: It extracts smells from my bathroom. **UK:** Mother told me not to play with electricity!
US: It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough! **US:** A mother always told me not to play with electricity!
[5923] (diff score: 15) ##### [4039] (diff score: 1)
UK: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? **UK:** There's still one cog missing.
US: Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner? **US:** There' still one cog missing.
[6329] (diff score: 15) ##### [1558]
UK: How do I get onto the stage? **UK:** They're too tough to break into.
US: How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question. **US:** There too tough to break into.
[2407] (diff score: 14)
UK: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray!
US: This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
[6178] (diff score: 13) ### Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit
UK: An empty test tube!
US: An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
[3014] (diff score: 29) ##### [1319] (diff score: 31)
UK: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. **UK:** Uh-huh. Leave The King alone.
US: He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff! **US:** Uh-Uh. Leave The King be. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
```
### Other People's Jokes Are Also The Soul Of Wit ##### [5374] (diff score: 32)
**UK:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall.
**US:** All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?!
``` ##### [6175] (diff score: 32)
[4271] (diff score: 15) **UK:** I could get up to some serious mischief with this hammer.
UK: Excuse me? **US:** Yeah! I could get up to into some serious trouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This!
US: Ex-squeeze me?
```
### Removing Jokes Is The Soul Of Wit ##### [1268] (diff score: 31)
**UK:** It extracts smells from my bathroom.
**US:** It extracts smells from my bathroom, and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough!
``` ##### [5923] (diff score: 15)
[6172] (diff score: 47) **UK:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around?
UK: Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude. **US:** Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner?
US: Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
[2400] ##### [6329] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm too shy to date skeletons! **UK:** How do I get onto the stage?
US: Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?! **US:** How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
```
### Just Needs More Words ##### [2407] (diff score: 14)
**UK:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray!
**US:** This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
``` ##### [6178] (diff score: 13)
[4485] (diff score: 15) **UK:** An empty test tube!
UK: Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted! **US:** An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
US: Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!!
[3777] (diff score: 15) ##### [3014] (diff score: 29)
UK: That capsule thing has disappeared. **UK:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark.
US: Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared. **US:** He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff!
[2992] (diff score: 31)
UK: A huge bin of toy gliders.
US: Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
[4387] ### Other People's Jokes Are Also The Soul Of Wit
UK: Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I have my suspicions already.
US: Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already.
[1514] (diff score: 15) ##### [4271] (diff score: 15)
UK: Oh yes, I eat lard every day! **UK:** Excuse me?
US: Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day. **US:** Ex-squeeze me?
[4165] (diff score: 15)
UK: Glass is dangerous, kids!
US: Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids!
[2552] (diff score: 45) ### Removing Jokes Is Also The Soul Of Wit
UK: That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him!
US: That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
[1109] (diff score: 7) ##### [6172] (diff score: 47)
UK: A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! **UK:** Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude.
US: A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha. **US:** Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
[2615] (diff score: 7) ##### [2400]
UK: Indeed! **UK:** I'm too shy to date skeletons!
US: Indeed they are, indeed. **US:** Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?!
```
### What If The Line Was Totally Different Instead
``` ### Just Needs More Words
[1329] (diff score: 102)
UK: Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?
US: I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
[107] (diff score: 200) ##### [4485] (diff score: 15)
UK: I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes... **UK:** Hey, hey! That's done it! The sucker's busted!
US: Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out. **US:** Hey! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!!
[1366] (diff score: 99) ##### [3777] (diff score: 15)
UK: This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice! **UK:** That capsule thing has disappeared.
US: What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is! **US:** Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared.
[4422] (diff score: 95) ##### [2992] (diff score: 31)
UK: Could I just... **UK:** A huge bin of toy gliders.
US: What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured! **US:** Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
[4393] (diff score: 69) ##### [4387]
UK: It's too heavy to move! **UK:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I have my suspicions already.
US: Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body. **US:** Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already.
[5750] (diff score: 59) ##### [1514] (diff score: 15)
UK: I'm on it, Saul. **UK:** Oh yes, I eat lard every day!
US: Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it. **US:** Oh yeah, I love to eat my lard every day.
[1318] (diff score: 62) ##### [4165] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hey, respect the dead! **UK:** Glass is dangerous, kids!
US: Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings! **US:** Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids!
```
### Kent-o-rama
``` ##### [2552] (diff score: 45)
[3606] (diff score: 24) **UK:** That's the door of my neanderthal neighbour. I'd better not disturb him!
UK: Don't look down! **US:** That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
US: Vertigo-o-rama!
[5953] (diff score: 13) ##### [1109] (diff score: 7)
UK: Yawn - reminds me of school. **UK:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem!
US: Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school. **US:** A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha.
[2987] (diff score: 95)
UK: A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!
US: A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
```
### Bitchen' ##### [2615] (diff score: 7)
**UK:** Indeed!
**US:** Indeed they are, indeed.
```
[4118] (diff score: 11)
UK: It's a sliding door. Neat.
US: It's a sliding door. Bitchen.
[3211] (diff score: 7) ### What If The Line Was Totally Different Instead
UK: Part of the P.A. system.
US: Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen'
[5458] (diff score: 12) ##### [1329] (diff score: 102)
UK: It's a nice fire axe. **UK:** Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?
US: It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'! **US:** I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
[2523] (diff score: 11)
UK: These toys are cool.
US: These toys are bitchen'.
[4601] (diff score: 73) ##### [107] (diff score: 200)
UK: These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here. **UK:** I suppose this must be the creature's eye. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something. A green eye? Hmmmm... Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes...
US: Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too. **US:** Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
[6477] (diff score: 66) ##### [1366] (diff score: 99)
UK: It's a door! **UK:** This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice!
US: This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen! **US:** What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is!
[3285] (diff score: 30) ##### [4422] (diff score: 95)
UK: These are cool. I could have my own disco. **UK:** Could I just...
US: Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco. **US:** What is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured!
[3534] (diff score: 26) ##### [4393] (diff score: 69)
UK: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man. **UK:** It's too heavy to move!
US: Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen. **US:** Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's easy to confuse me with my dynamic body.
[4010] (diff score: 20) ##### [5750] (diff score: 59)
UK: I can hear the music from here. It's really loud! **UK:** I'm on it, Saul.
US: Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen! **US:** Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm all over it.
[4845] (diff score: 19) ##### [1318] (diff score: 62)
UK: A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball. **UK:** Hey, respect the dead!
US: A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball. **US:** Hey, it's the King man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings!
[5477] (diff score: 15)
UK: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign.
US: Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the sign. Bitchen'.
[5878] (diff score: 59) ### Kent-o-rama
UK: Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
US: Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
[2404] (diff score: 51) ##### [3606] (diff score: 24)
UK: You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun. **UK:** Don't look down!
US: You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years! **US:** Vertigo-o-rama!
[5701] (diff score: 46) ##### [5953] (diff score: 13)
UK: You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans! **UK:** Yawn - reminds me of school.
US: Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans! **US:** Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school.
```
##### [2987] (diff score: 95)
### Is This Even Dialogue? **UK:** A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!
**US:** A cool glider. I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
### Bitchen'
##### [4118] (diff score: 11)
**UK:** It's a sliding door. Neat.
**US:** It's a sliding door. Bitchen.
##### [3211] (diff score: 7)
**UK:** Part of the P.A. system.
**US:** Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen'
##### [5458] (diff score: 12)
**UK:** It's a nice fire axe.
**US:** It's a nice fire ax. Bitchen'!
##### [2523] (diff score: 11)
**UK:** These toys are cool.
**US:** These toys are bitchen'.
##### [4601] (diff score: 73)
**UK:** These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here.
**US:** Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too.
##### [6477] (diff score: 66)
**UK:** It's a door!
**US:** This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen!
##### [3285] (diff score: 30)
**UK:** These are cool. I could have my own disco.
**US:** Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are bitchen. I could have my own disco.
##### [3534] (diff score: 26)
**UK:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man.
**US:** Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You were bitchen.
##### [4010] (diff score: 20)
**UK:** I can hear the music from here. It's really loud!
**US:** Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's way loud! Bitchen!
##### [4845] (diff score: 19)
**UK:** A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball.
**US:** A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball.
##### [5477] (diff score: 15)
**UK:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign.
**US:** Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even pressure on the sign. Bitchen'.
##### [5878] (diff score: 59)
**UK:** Hey, we are going to see the Sun, right? Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
**US:** Oh yeah, we're going to see the Sun, that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
##### [2404] (diff score: 51)
**UK:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun.
**US:** You can create weird lightning effects with these. They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years!
##### [5701] (diff score: 46)
**UK:** You keep saying 'WE'. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
**US:** Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
### Is This Even Dialogue?
##### [1692] (diff score: 6)
**UK:** Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
**US:** Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
```
[1692] (diff score: 6)
UK: Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
US: Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
```
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